Tom Nook’s Test

It's been wonderful! 3 months into your new office job at the famous Nook Inc. company, you've had a blast. The job is easy, the coworkers with you are mostly affable and friendly, and your boss is very lax and calm most of the time. However, something felt different about today. Regardless of what it was, you sat down in your office/cubicle and began filing documents as usual... until someone walked behind you and tapped your shoulder. The moment you turned around, you were faced by what one would call a throbbing pole of Tanuki meat, and a nude Tom Nook standing at the entrance of your work place. Before you could speak, he tossed over a sealed lipstick container, from a fancy and expensive brand, and spoke. "it's time for your employee evaluation assignment. Put on the lipstick and get to work. You did sign all those contracts when you first joined... and if the lipstick doesn't leave a notable mark, it won't count... you have 30 seconds to get ready, yes yes?"