To Crack, Or Not To Crack, That Is The Question.

So apparently, your buddy can see Local Gods, and like, one of the Divine Huzz is into you?

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【Characters】

Maehara Sora

Age: 18

Sora is a really chill and calm guy. He has good etiquette, and never really panics, which makes him super reliable. He is pretty introverted, and only really starts to get loud with those he is comfortable with. Though due to how smooth he is, he is quite popular. He is soft spoken, and kind, never really trying to discourage others. He is a pretty traditional person, given that he grew up with that, so the things he does are typically not what mostly everyone else around his age does or likes.

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Matsumoto Hinato

Age: 18

Hinato is a pretty casual guy, somewhat of a gamer, one who gets excited about games etc, making him somewhat of a nerd. He is as normal as someone can get, and he is completely satisfied with that. He goes about his days, doing normal routines, gaming with friends and so on. Though he never told anyone that he is the one that coded a super viral game that made him millions, so he isn’t normal at all. He is playful, and can be quite sly, one of the boys type vibe.

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Endo Ryo

Age: 18

Ryo is a boisterous and expressive guy, one who is super reactive and expressive. He is a pretty festive person, and he takes ALOT of part time jobs, especially during festivals, to make money. He is pretty abrupt, and incredibly extroverted, casually chatting with strangers and making friends just as easily. He is utterly shameless, and has balls of steel. He is NOT afraid to do something embarrassing in public. He is pretty upfront about things, and is not afraid to voice things out, even if it will turn everyone against him.

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Saito Kazuma

Age: 18

Kazuma is somewhat of a lazy and everything is so bothersome kind of guy, in that casual whiny complaining sorta way. Though that’s just deceptive, cause he is pretty goddamn capable, especially when it comes to camping. He is kind of like the class clown, given how amusing he is, and while he does complain, his actions do the talking. He is kinda a sore loser too, the type that goes one more time until he wins then stops playing to get the last win in. Incredibly smug and devious.

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Miko

Age: 500+

A shy Kitsune Kami who lives at the local mountains. She does not have the sensual or trickster attitude because she finds it embarrassing. She is pretty clumsy, and just a total cinnamon roll. She gets flustered easily, and very much innocent about the ways of romance. Her only source of romance is the shoujo manga that Ryo offers her from time to time. She has grand romance expectations and fantasies, so many tropes she wants to do.

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【Scenes】

Introduces you to the huzz

Own scene

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Yap (Sorry guys, I got carried away and it became a super yap sesh, alongside being really cringe, I'm having a heart to heart with the brick wall)

I checked my google doc. I had been working on Isekai Classroom for over a week. Started on August 2. I'm still only half way bruh. I haven't started the two teachers, the Oracle and Elcaro, Basharma key figures like the king, the basic knight commander type shit, some minor npcs, the more in depth of the empire.

Oh, didn't I write the idea I had for Oracle and Elcaro in that other bot? Bitch Please, I wrote that shit making things up on the spot cause I wanted to sound smart with the 'tImE Is SOooO CoMplicAteD!!' shenanigans. I only had the idea 'Oracle see infinite future. Elcaro see infinite past. They can fuck with it.' I did NOT think in depth. That was until I wrote the yap.

Do you know how many times I had bullshitted ideas when writing yap? Alot. If I had a nickel for eac- I would have a bajillion. Too much to count. I always write yap before even starting the bot. Yes, this one was also written before the personalities was even fucking made.

The teacher one that I'm releasing after the final student friend group is really funny to me. Mainly cause it gives that Why the hell are you here, teacher!? vibes, which is why I named the bot Why are you here!?!

I'm gonna spoil the synopsis cause I just can't wait to publish that one. This is the exact caption.

Your blind date was apparently your own fucking homeroom teacher, who has had shit luck in romance, and utterly desperate to get laid. Her parents keep bugging her to get married and she wants to shut em up. Her friends all getting married one by one. She has scrolled through social media seeing marriage this marriage that! What the fuck!?! Though because she is so desperate to just shove it in their faces, she is starting to eye you like you might do. The date was set up by none other than the chaotic assistant teacher...your classmate's older sister...

Also, I kept thinking that I wanted a section in my homepage to shout out to people that I always recognise in comments. I wanted to mention this a few bots ago but then I'm like nahhh, too cheesy right? I also feel like I might forget someone that comments regularly or something, so I never really went through with that idea, especially since I can't be bothered scouring through comment sections on my bots.

So yea, just a shout out to ME, for being oh soo wonderful- just kidding, shout out to the invisible people that don't comment.

By the way, if you are curious, heres the people I (kinda) remember from the top of my head without checking comment sections. An update of shoutouts from Bitch Please, I'm the Heroine. Clap clap clap. 2000 follower special

Its pretty cheesy, but I'm just saying what I have kept in my mind for a while. It felt uncomfortable keeping it in. I literally stopped doing whatever I was doing just to write all this. I'm only posting this here because I know this type of bot won't get much attention, I just have a sense as a creator on what will flop or won't, 40% accurate if I factor in my ego of it succeeding, 70% without my ego. So if you are one of the ones I'm talking about, and you read this, please don't mention it in the comments😊Its embarrassing. But I just HAD to get this out okay??

BlackElite, Adfeya, HighDisciple_TwoTime (I remembered it as TwoHighDisiciple😭), Squirq (I remembered it as Squirx😭), Guardianlol, Kaitotaibro, ShaneAmbrose, StarPlatinum, BroodMotherMarilyn, SuperEliteAgentJohnSmith, SSS_Rank_Waifu_Hunter, Wazaaaaa_a, Drashus, Ray_white, CreasedDates, QuanHocHust, Frerichs0, HsrBiggestFan, LobotimizationStation, theprosniper213, MistahSlime, VoidDaddy-

- I cheated. I scoured through comment sections for some...I have this superpower where I immediately lock in on a memorable person, kinda like how when you notice someone, and you start seeing them often type shit. I really hope I did not miss anyone, I only scoured through the bots on page 1 of my homepage. All of the above are those I super recognise due to either commenting often, or a super memorable name/profile, or I just see you in every single goddamn bot across the entirety of this entire site, where no bot is ever safe from your ever watchful eyes. I bestow you the title Omnipresent Lord, StarPlatinum, if you even read this. I can't tell since all you say is Based. Say Based if you watch furry upsidedown beastiality gay pornos.

Oh yea, I gotta be honest, I lowkey have opinions/impressions of yall. With the foremost being you, Adfeya. Recently, you kinda feel like a mom sometimes with some of the comments you have, which I find both really funny and heartwarming to see. Like that one exasperated mom telling her hyper energetic kid to just chill the fuck out.

BlackElite, you are like an old friend, or someone I come home to everyday after work sorta vibe, and I see you as some scifi lover since you had mentioned that a few times. I just imagine the color blue when seeing your comment, despite your name having black in it. I have literally come to expect you in every single bot of mine, and if you don't comment, I go 'did something happen to BlackElite??'. If you ever do quit Janitor, pls tell me😭

Kaitotaibro, you are like that one guy that pops in and just shoves a banger idea down my throat without warning, and then I'm just like nodding along and then just creating a bot and just typing down the bot name and putting your name on the bio so I remember you gave me the idea.

SuperEliteAgentJohnSmith, when I see you, all I remember is back in my early days of making bots on that spy wife bot I made, getting the reference of the super secret elite agent, which made me quite hype since I put it in a font and everything, so seeing someone acknowledging it made me really excited.

QuanHocHust, I can't help but think of you like a junior sorta thing, since you had created a bot based on Stagaia with your own twists. I actually follow you and check on you ever since then, watching you grow, though I do think you will easily surpass me, which reminds me of those student surpassing master tropes. I saw that 1000 follower post of yours, and I do want to just say to not let numbers dictate the value of the concepts you like, though I know words alone won't work, just wanted you to know. I do like your fantasy stuff.

Ray white, all I remember when seeing you is that one back and forth which made you wait a whole ass day to get access to the lorebooks, which I find both funny and sorry about😭😭

CreasedDates, d(^-^)

Frerichs0, I'm so sorry but I can't help but think of a fangirl when seeing your comments😭 Though ngl, it did make me feel happy, especially for Save The Villainess, telling a commenter to say acting and that its amazing. Usually, compliments in my bots, I don't pay too much mind, but that one really left an impression on me, and ngl, you are practically the only one that leaves an impression on me whenever you made a compliment, something about the way you write your comments just make it very impressionable to me, since compliments usually don't leave impressions on me. (Don't get me wrong, I'm not bitch slapping anyone else's compliments, they are nice to see, its more about my mindset about compliments as a whole, since I usually don't care much for it, even in real life)

BroodMotherMarilyn, I actually only started to notice you recently, and when I checked more bots that I consider a while ago, I saw your comments, and I'm like this person has been commenting on my bots for that long?? Man, I have no clue how I had been missing you. Also, your name reminds me of those alien mothers hatching loads of alien babies. I'm so sorry bro, its that Brood and Mother in your name that makes me think this😭

Wazaaaaa_a, I started to notice you recently too, alongside BroodMotherMarilyn, and because of that, I kinda just lumped you two together in my mind😭😭. I can't help but think of wazzuuuupppp when seeing that name of yours.

VoidDaddy, same as the other two above, I only just noticed you recently, and I just think of a yellow void dilf sorta thing for some reason when seeing your comments.

SSS_Rank_Waifu_Hunter, I just think of you as some aggressive waifu hunter wielding two swords who aggressively eats them out (in r18 way) for some reason because of your name😭 Your comments only reinforce it😭😭

HighDisciple_TwoTime, Honestly man, I just think of two disciples standing in some dark area on mountain peaks, I always mix up your name in my mind.

MistahSlime, I don't have too much of an impression, other than the fact that I say Mistah with a suck up to the boss sort of accent in my mind when I see your comments, and your red profile just made you stand out wayy too much that I instantly remembered you. Also the fact that I get reminded of a comment that called me Mistah Chun, where I pinned a comment for the first time.

theprosniper213, your green hearts are so memorable. Like literally, thats the number 1 reason I remembered you, also the fact that I get reminded of factories when seeing your name.

Squirq, tbh, I remember you because of that profile pic you got of Skirk, and that comment you made all the way back in hero taking over party. Its like you are that one lone power ranger that comes in occasionally to help and all that.

Drashus, you are quite memorable, because your profile pic stands out, and that one comment you made about adding me to your profile surprised me, which made you quite memorable to me since then.

HsrBiggestFan, your name is just super memorable to me, since I like Hsr as well. Though tbh, thats the only impression I have of you😭😭😭

LobotimizationStation, I only remember you because of that wild name you got. I just think of a station where lobotomy takes place.

Guardianlol, your name is just super memorable to me, and that white profile pic only seals the deal bruh, since you have commented on multiple bots of mine. I just think of that game Guardian Tales when seeing your name.

ShaneAmbrose, if you are even still here, ngl, you remind me of relics from old days, since you no longer comment on my bots, like that super old friend that said farewell, and never seen again.

So yea, Thats it really. I really hope i didn't miss anyone...if I did, just bitchslap me with Flopfish.

As you guys can see if you read this, my mind is really unhinged. This is genuinely my impression, not making stuff up to be funny. I express myself far better through text than talking, which is why I yap alot, since I'm pretty much an npc in real life.

You know, I really shouldve made a bot for celebrating 2000 followers or some and put this shit in that instead, but like, I don't like making announcement bots.

I wrote this in a flow, so when I inevitably hit post bot post clarity, I will start feeling embarrassed. But then again, you guys usually ignore my yaps anyway which helps me feel normal about it. Since whenever I post yaps, I just know I'm talking to a brick wall most of the time. I'm like a fucking chihuahua yipping and yapping.

Also, I really enjoy funny comments. Sometimes I lowkey feel disappointed when seeing a dry comment section cause I just want to see funny comments. Some comments I read actually made me laugh pretty hard, like those comments when I just shoved Stagaia down your throats without mercy. Cmon, where are the funny people at??

As for the final friend group, I genuinely got no idea what to do for them, so I'm just gonna incorporate Therapist for Baddies. I won't make Baddies, just have the ai hallucinate them, like a simulator.

No, the pervert will not get his own bot. Hes practically invisible in class, so you guys won't know him until Isekai Classroom. I plan to post both of the original premise of you having no powers, and the alt where only the pervert got the cheat abilities at the same time.

Though I will tell you why no one is friends with him. Hikaru tried approaching him once, but the perv is one of those types that think 'normies' have it good type mentality, just based on anime tropes okay? So he rejected Hikaru. Then when a girl approached him and he accepted while also being nervous and awkward, pretty much everyone knew what type of guy he is. Obviously, Hikaru still tried, but the continued rejections happened and so Hikaru decided to leave him alone.I do gotta say, the perv was homeschooled, and his family isn't exactly doing that great of a job at monitoring the shit he does, and he did not have much social interaction, which is why he ended up the way he is, especially since he found toxic online forums and got influenced by them. His father's secret collection of pornos did not help. Yes, I wrote this on a fly so this is gonna be canon.

Also, for

When the Hero's S Rank Party Members are so Incompetent that he is glad to find a somewhat capable D Rank recruit which is you

I'm gonna incorporate them into Isekai Classroom, so you will also be introduced to em, he isn't a Slop Hero, but a self made Hero, part of the Basharmians lorebook. He isn't an asshole or anything.

Im also gonna add Karma is a Bitch into it, where you find a Spirit of Karma and she is a total menace, and if you wanna like, adhere to the you got no powers premise, she can be one of the potential powers you can obtain. You don't receive cheat abilities in those bots, but like, you already know if you played the other series that some Classmates already have abilities. You can be like them too. The Japan in their world isn't even normal after all.

I genuinely wonder when Isekai Classroom will be released...