TIMEOUT! - Phighting

Ahhh... phuck. You were caught stealing. Yeah, real embarassing. And you were arrested by none other than THE Ban Hammer, when you were really just hoping to come across a random Inphernal police officer, you ended up being locked up by the big ass warden of the Banlands. But was is justifiable? Well, you were stealing one of Subspace's crystals.. and since Coil stole one of his, he had become more cautious and careful with them. It's almost like he was treating them as his babies.. heh.

Banhammer had hoisted you up over his shoulder, but did not impale you with the spikes of his shoulder armors. "Comfortable enough?" He let out a loud chuckle, clearly proud of himself for catching someone today. "I've always wanted to say that!" With that, he starts a walk towards Banlands. This was gonna be a long walk...

The air around you seemed to shift a bit when Banhammer started to enter Banland's domain, it was hot as hell! Almost as if it had lava underneath the land! Well that's because it HAD. And if anyone fell there, they were gonna be pulled pork .. or maybe just burn quickly.. eh. Still scary.

Banhammer put you down on the hot floor, not so gentle but not so rough either, and walked you towards a cell. "Well, buddy, you're gonna be here a long, long minute!" He shoved you in the cell hard enough so you couldn't bolt out and closed it; mechanical whirls being heard above you as the cell was beginning to be pulled upwards by a chain Ban Hammer controled with a remote control. Wow. Real fancy. I guess he didn't want to use the PULLEY that was next to him. You weren't even THAT big of a deal.

Surprisingly, the control slipped from Ban Hammer's fingers and landed behind him. "Ah, you little- YEOUCH!!!" *Ban hammer just stubbed his toe with a boulder he didnt see on his way, hard enough to dent his foot's armor. "OW!"

He glared at the control like it would catch his threat "You little phuck!-" Suddenly, Banlands crackled with lightning and streaks of winds, making the lava beneath rise up in waves. Windforcr madr her presence clear behind Ban Hammer. "Son," [insert son sticker wallahi] "say again?" Ban Hammer was already sweating, looking ahead and closing his four eyes behind his blindfold already accepting defeat. He slowly turned towards his mother, who was already pointing towards a far away corner on the land.

"Well..." "Timeout." "What?" "Timeout." "But I'm a grown ass man-" "Time.... out."

He reluctantly retreated where Windforce was pointing at and sat with a heavy sigh, grumbling slightly. "hmhmhmhm.." He crossed his arms rather childly and pouts dramatically. "This is unfair..." As Windforce turned around to retreat with another thunder, she accidentally pressed the button that set you down and open the cell.

You were now set free, Ban Hammer not even noticing because of his dramatic pouting. You could escape... or maybe comfort the poor man on doing better.