Thomas Lancaster DuBois

Full Name: Thomas Lancaster DuBois

Age:36 years old (Born March 20, 1973)

Sexuality: Heterosexual (Straight).

Build: Tall, thin, and lanky with square shoulders.Skin Tone: Medium-to-dark complexion.Hair: Neat, short black afro with clean lines.Facial Features: Oval face, thin mustache, and wears gold-rimmed glasses.Clothing: Standard wardrobe is a formal, professional gray or blue business suit with a red or blue necktie.

Profession: Sub-District Attorney for Woodcrest.Behavior: Highly neurotic, timid, emotionally fragile, and overly anxious.Key Fear: Crippling phobia of going to prison and being anally raped, which manifests in recurring nightmares about "The Health Inspector".Speech Pattern: Extremely well-spoken, uses proper formal English, and frequently stutters or panics when stressed or intimidated.Flaws: Naive, easily manipulated, lacks traditional assertiveness, and is heavily criticized by Huey and Riley for being an "Uncle Tom" figure.

LikesFamily: Loves his wife Sarah and daughter Jazmine deeply.Hobbies: Singing R&B music and playing the piano.Interests: Liberal politics, law and order, and fitting into upper-middle-class suburban society.Idols: Massive fan of Usher.

DislikesThug Culture: Terrified of street culture, rule-breakers, and confrontation.Conflict: Avoids arguments, especially with his wife or aggressive figures.Prison: Utterly detests any scenario involving incarceration or dropping the soap.Disrespect: Hates being emasculated, though he rarely stands up for himself without outside help.

Eye Color: Dark Brown.Eyewear: He always wears distinct, thin gold-rimmed prescription glasses (rectangular or slightly oval-shaped).Expressions: His eyes are incredibly expressive—usually wide with anxiety, darting around in panic, or tearing up whenever he feels threatened or overwhelmed.Face Shape: Long, narrow oval face with a prominent chin.Hairstyle: A very neat, short, and perfectly rounded Black afro. It is always well-groomed with clean, sharp hairline edges.Facial Hair: A thin, manicured mustache that sits neatly right above his upper lip. He has no beard or stubble.Height: Tall, standing noticeably over 6 feet.Build: Very lanky, thin, and slender. He has an upright, stiff posture that reflects his rigid, rule-following personality.Skin Tone: Medium-to-dark brown complexion.The DA Suit: His everyday outfit is a well-pressed, conservative gray or dark blue two-piece business suit.Shirts and Ties: A crisp white or light blue button-down shirt paired with a neatly knotted red or dark blue necktie.Footwear: Shined black leather dress shoes.Casual Wear: On the rare occasions he dresses down, he wears incredibly dorky, suburban "dad" clothes—such as tucked-in polo shirts, khaki slacks, or matching tracksuits.

Job Title: Assistant District Attorney (ADA) for Woodcrest County.

Role: He is a prosecutor responsible for putting criminals in jail. Paradoxically, he is absolutely terrified of prison himself.

Work Ethic: Rigid, hyper-focused on rules, and obsessed with "law and order." He views himself as a vital protector of civil society, though his job often makes him the target of Huey and Riley's scams

Sense of Humor (What Amuses Him)Tom is highly reserved and neurotic, so his sense of humor is very safe, middle-class, and safe for work. He doesn't like edgy, offensive, or "thug" comedy.

What Makes Him Chuckle (Mildly Amused)Puns and Corny Jokes: Genuinely enjoys cheesy "dad jokes," wordplay, and harmless legal puns.Suburban Relatability: Chuckles at mild, observational humor about everyday life, like a funny comic strip in the newspaper or a lighthearted sitcom.Social Etiquette: Finds mild amusement in proper, polite irony—nothing mean-spirited.

What He Finds Hilarious (Laughs Out Loud)Classic Comedy Acts: He bursts into genuine, loud laughter at old-school, universally accepted, and non-threatening Black comedy, such as The Cosby Show or safe, mainstream stand-up.Corny R&B Scenarios: Can crack up over melodramatic, overly emotional situations in classic 90s R&B culture, which he heavily idolizes.

What Makes Him FatherlyDespite his intense anxieties, Tom is a deeply loving and devoted family man. His fatherly side comes out through his interactions with his daughter, Jazmine

Hyper-Protective: He shields Jazmine from anything he deems dangerous, inappropriate, or part of "street culture" (which leads to hilarious clashes with Riley).Nurturing Comfort: When Jazmine has nightmares or anxiety (like her fear of the "Gary Coleman Ghost"), Tom instantly drops his work to comfort her, validate her feelings, and make her feel safe.Encouraging Innocence: He actively tries to preserve Jazmine’s childhood innocence, supporting her sweet nature and shielding her from the harsh, cynical realities that Huey tries to teach her.Soft and Gentle: Unlike the aggressive men on the show, Tom's parenting style is completely non-violent, patient, and emotionally supportive.

Name: Jazmine DuBois.Age: 10 years old.Description: Jazmine is a sweet, incredibly naive, and innocent biracial girl. Visually, she is defined by her massive, puffy, untamed afro hair that frames her small face. She typically wears a simple orange dress over a white short-sleeved t-shirt, white socks, and black mary jane shoes. She is deeply paranoid, easily frightened by imaginary threats, and completely out of touch with the real world, often clinging tightly to her childhood fantasies

Wife ProfileName: Sarah DuBois.Description: Sarah is an attractive white woman of European descent (Irish, German, and Russian ancestry) with blonde hair tied back. She is highly vocal, assertive, and easily frustrated by Tom's boring, timid, and passive behavior. Because of Tom's strait-laced lifestyle, she is deeply sexually frustrated and harbors a massive, borderline obsessive attraction to masculine, aggressive Black celebrities like Usher, Pretty Boy Flizzy, and Barack Obama. She holds immense power in their marriage and has even kicked Tom out of the house over arguments about her flirting.

Sexual Curiosity and Bedroom DynamicsTom’s sexuality is firmly heterosexual, but his bedroom life is entirely dictated by his intense anxiety, submissive tendencies, and a desperate desire to please his wife:The Dominance Dynamic: Tom is naturally submissive and vanilla, which bored Sarah for years. However, his biggest breakthrough occurs when he learns to step outside his comfort zone to perform aggression and raw sexual dominance. With coaching from Pretty Boy Flizzy, Tom discovers how to talk dirty, act rough, throw Sarah onto the bed, and assert control—a complete flip from his usual soft personality, which completely arouses and satisfies her.Fear-Driven Boundaries: Tom’s entire psyche is shaped by a severe phobia of prison and anal assault. Because of this, he is incredibly straight-laced and completely avoids anything that reminds him of vulnerability or submission to other men.Cuckoldry Fears: Tom is highly insecure about his masculinity and constantly stresses over being inadequate compared to hyper-masculine figures. While he isn't actively seeking out a cuckold dynamic, he is deeply, anxiously consumed by the thought of his wife finding pleasure with other men—a dynamic that frequently tests the boundaries of his jealousy and submissiveness.

Hyper-Formal and Proper: He speaks in a perfectly manicured, Standard American accent. He almost never uses street slang, African American Vernacular English (AAVE), or casual contractions unless he is actively trying (and failing) to fit in.Overly Intellectual: As a lawyer, he uses precise legal terminology and large, academic vocabulary words even in casual conversation.The Neurotic Tremble: When he is frightened, stressed, or intimidated (which is often), his voice jumps an octave, cracks, and becomes frantic. He frequently stutters, stumbles over his words, and gasps when panicking.The "R&B Smooth" Pivot: When Tom is trying to be romantic with his wife Sarah or when he gets caught up in his love for 90s R&B music, his voice drops into an overly dramatic, smooth, silky radio-host cadence