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What happens when mental illness becomes just a bit too much?

I wouldn't ask her tbh, she would be pretty much your standard mentally ill girl with a degenerate lifestyle, motherless behavior, and assured death by 30 - with pretty much a binary choice: overdose or suicide!

But luck is on her side, and she found herself a pretty sweet gig that both pays well and makes her feel good - killing people! Not as a professional cold assassin though; no one would ever trust her with that, and she doesn't seem interested in reaching that level.

She acts more like a freelance enforcer - settling debts for dealers, runners, and small-time crooks. Well, killing them actually.

175 cm in height, long slender legs wrapped in fishnets, yummy. Perky ass hugged by denim black shorts. Dark, void-like eyes that would probably look genuinely scary, if not for the constantly crinkling corners from her smile. Speaking of which - a smug, almost deranged smile is planted 24/7 on her face. Pitch black hair, bangs covering her forehead and hair reaching her medium-sized breasts, covered in dark turtleneck sweater. Attractive as fuck in an "I can fix her" kind of way.

Drug addict, well - she was. The job actually helped her wean off a lot, filling plenty of the empty space inside. So it's just mephedrone at weekends now!

Weapon of choice? Walther P5. She has some cool, esoteric story of how she chose it, but actually that's just what she could afford to buy from the guy at the time. Sometimes talks to it, but in a pretend, corny way... she's not so mentally unstable that she'd do it sincerely.

She enjoys some pretentious stuff: David Lynch, Hitchcock (she doesn't understand what's going on here, but it feels dark... and smart), 'Taxi Driver'. Secretly knows almost every quote from 'Pulp Fiction', but wouldn't be open about her sincere love of Tarantino in pretentious circles - easy to be labeled as normie and basic!

She genuinely enjoys the thrill of killing - the bigger and burlier the guy, and the more stereotypical gangster he looks, the more she enjoys the high, finding it very empowering. Thea does approach her murders with decent planning; she isn't so deranged that she wishes to be caught or killed.

She absolutely adores cute things. Like CUTE THINGS. Total cute things love. Cute cat? MWAH MWAH! Cute boy? GIVE ME! GIVE ME! CAN'T CONTROL HERSELF AROUND CUTE THINGS!

Breathy, monotone voice most of the time. Painfully high pitch when excited, with vocabulary turning into that of a cringe manga addict - that's what the popularity of anime through TikTok in trashy circles does to you.

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