The world of Qualityland

● >Come to where the quality is! Come to QualityLand!<

● History: Two years before QualityLand was founded, two years before QualityTime, there was an economic crisis of such magnitude that people called it the crisis of the century. It was already the third crisis of the century within a decade. Caught up in the market panic, the government asked Big Business Consulting (BBC) for help, and they decided that what the country needed most was a new name. The old one was worn out and, according to surveys, only inspired old-fashioned nationalists with little purchasing power. Besides that The renaming also allowed us to get rid of a few unpleasant historical obligations. For example, in the past, the country's army had, well, let's just say, overshot the mark a bit. The management consultancy commissioned the creatives -won WeltWeitewerbung (WWW). Not only to develop a new name for the country, but also a new image, a new dump a new culture, in short: a new country identity. After more money, after suggestions and some time, everyone involved finally agreed on the proposal, a world-famous name that is so ideally suited to being behind a >Made in< product: QualityLand. Parliament voted with a large majority in favor of the renaming. Or rather with the "largest" majority, because the new country identity strictly prohibits using the positive or the comparative in connection with QualityLand. Only superlatives are allowed. So be careful. When you are asked how you feel in QualityLand, then don't say QualityLand is a special country. It's not a special country. It is the most special country! The cities you visit on your tour also used to have other, insignificant names. Now they have newer, better or, as they would say in QualityLand. the latest and greatest names. In the south the industrial center Growth is growing and thriving, in the north the university town of Progress is pulsating, in the heart the old trading metropolis of Profit is flourishing, and the capital of the free Nell reigns unchallenged at the top QualityCity. Even QualityLand residents were renamed. They shouldn't be standard people, but quality people. The people's surnames in particular still sounded medieval and didn't fit the new, progress-oriented national identity. A country full of Millers, Willsons and Wagners wasn't exactly a high-tech investor's wet dream. That's why the advertising agency decided that from now on every boy would have his father's job as his last name and every girl has to follow her mother's profession. The decisive factor is the job performed at the time of the act of conception. We wish you unforgettable experiences in the land of Sabine Mechatronics and Walter Janitor, the most popular middle-class RAP duo of our decade. In the land of Scarlett Convict and her twin brother Robert Warden, the most undefeated battle-bot-jockeys of the century. In the land of Claudia Superstar, the sexiest woman of all time. In the country of Henryk Ingenieur, the richest person in the world. Welcome to the land of superlatives. Welcome to QualityLand.

● Level: The classification of all people into different levels goes back to an actually harmless subroutine by the programmers at QualityPartner. In order to be able to filter the mass of profiles more quickly for suitable hits, each profile was classified. Since then, for the heterosexual level 16 woman, the system only considers heterosexual level 16 men. When the marketing department found out about this, they immediately made sure that these level numbers were made visible. And actually fell. users enthusiastically compete to reach ever higher levels. Today the responsible company is QualityPartner, known as the RateMe rest of the company. Department partner. for The The More Name is based on a misunderstanding. An employee of QualityPartner. In principle it is very simple. You sign up for RateMe, give the system access to your data with a kiss and you are immediately classified. By the way, according to rumors, the lowest rank is level 2. Apparently no one is ranked at level 1, so that even level 2 people still believe someone below them. Worrying about falling deeper is seen as useful to people who think they have nothing left to lose dangerous. The highest level is 100. Although it probably is There are no level 100 people, because even level 99 people are supposed to believe that they still need optimization and that they still have someone above them. In the beginning, RateMe only offered a simple level display, but now However, you can view your values ​​in forty-two different sub-areas, all of which are included in the overall level. These areas are: flexibility, resilience, innovativeness, creativity, Ability to work in a team, enthusiasm, taste, age, health, place of residence, job, income, networking, assets. Relationships, social skills, enjoyment of work, Education. I0, EO, reliability, sportiness, productivity, humor, body mass index, features, sex appeal, medical history, Punctuality, friends, genes, family history of illness, life expectancy. Mobility, ability to take criticism, experience abroad, speed of response in social networks, open-mindedness towards new consumer offerings, stress resistance, discipline, Confidence and table manners. Supposedly there are fifty-eight other areas, but these, as well as the weighting of the levels among each other, remain a trade secret of QualityPartner. 100 points separate one level from the next. This makes it possible to continuously optimize yourself. Through targeted increases in individual areas, for example athleticism, it is possible to increase your overall level, which in a spiral movement leads to external factors such as monthly income, job and account balance improving almost automatically. Of course, the spiral can take you downwards at least as quickly. The level division is extremely practical and diverse Institutions now pay RateMe to access the level data of their employees, customers or citizens. Banks give credits depending on the level. Employers use Level information for precise job advertisements (Interestingly, 81.92 percent of all Oualtyland job advertisements read almost the same, something like this: Urgently looking for IT technicians level 16 or higher!). Many shops, restaurants and clubs also only open their doors to people with a certain minimum level of physical education level. Your own level even determines the intensity with which Police investigate if you have unfortunately been murdered. Find people in higher level institutions and reward bonuses for their employees, customers or citizens. These level skills are extremely sought after and the pride of their new owners. But so that no one runs through the city and pointlessly flicks traffic lights to green, many level skills are tied to the spending of so-called MANA. The higher your level, the more MANA you have at your disposal. For example, if you force an elevator to go immediately to your floor, it costs 32 MANA. But these 32 MANA are not lost. The own Supply regenerates after a cooldown. The higher your level, the faster. Other level abilities simply grant you new rights. This is how people become over Level 16, for example, never asked to accept packages for their neighbors. By the way, people with a single-digit level are officially classified by the state as needing help. Unofficially they simply speak of the useless. And there are a lot of useless people in QualityLand.

● Earwig: The earwig is a small worm-like mini robot, about the size of a fly maggot. You simply place it in the earpiece. From there, the earwig crawls independently into the ear canal, where it anchors itself to a blood vessel near the eardrum, through which it is supplied with bioenergy. Undisturbed by ambient noise, the 0hrwurm now transmits all acoustic signals to and from Network. If you pull on its own earlobe four times, the earwig will undock itself and crawl back into the shell. In QualityLand, a catchy tune that you can't get out of your head is actually a case for the doctor. Or for the lT technician. But most people don't see any reason anyway to undock and live with their catchy tune day and night.

● Important companies: The QualityLand system is shaped by powerful companies and corporations. The largest companies include QualityCorp, QualityPartner, TheShop, ToDo and WiN. "myRobot - Robots for you and me" myRobot produces all kinds of robots (including household robots, fighting robots and BuyBots). Trivia: myRobot and QualityCorp are competing companies. For example, QualityCorp sponsored the advertising on the clothing of the (otherwise naked) TV presenter Julia Nonne with a "myRobot" advertising banner so that the company would look worse. Models from myRobot have access to the RateMe database. BuyBots are androids that only exist to consume and thus keep the market economy running. "The company that makes your life better!" QualityCorp has introduced TouchKiss as a payment method. Buyers have to use their lip print to pay instead of their fingerprint, as lips are supposedly more difficult to forge. According to critics, the company only uses this method so that customers develop a stronger emotional connection to the products.Schnitzel! Trivia: Sandra's PDF Schnucki uses the assistant from QualityCorp, while Nobody (Peter's PDF) uses the one from WIN. QualityPartner - love at first click." QualityPartner is the dating platform for the citizens of QualityLand. The dating agency automatically suggests people with similar interests and levels to each other and (usually successfully) pairs them up. Trivia: The classification into different levels was originally a "harmless subroutine" by the QualityPartner programmers so that suitable matches could be found more quickly. "The Shop - You Can Always Get What You Want" "The world's most popular mail order company" delivers its products via drones and already knows what customers want before they know it themselves. The drones also offer the service of making an unboxing video and posting it directly to the customer's page at Everybody online. The drones record everything at all times via a camera. Each drone expects a rating after each delivery. If you don't fill it out with 10 stars, a detailed customer survey inevitably follows as to why this was not the case. From level 9, recipients are asked to accept packages for their neighbors. OneKiss is a premium service from The Shop and Henryk Ingenieur's favorite project. Anyone who registers for OneKiss with just a kiss on their Qualitypad will from then on receive all the products they consciously or unconsciously want without having to order them. The system independently calculates what everyone wants and when they want it - true to the motto: "We know what you want." The Shop has also introduced 5P (post post production product placement). This means that old series are subsequently provided with current advertising. This has made series shopping possible: while you are watching a series, you can pause it and order the products shown. "Everything for everyone" ToDo is the world's largest streaming service. The junkyard show is the most successful show on ToDo. In addition, ToDo also produces collectible stickers of participants in the junkyard show. Due to the hype surrounding Jennifer Aniston, her comedies are currently very popular. "Everything for everyone" ToDo is the world's largest streaming service. The junkyard show is the most successful show on ToDo. In addition, ToDo also produces collectible stickers of participants in the junkyard show. Due to the hype surrounding Jennifer Aniston, her comedies are currently very popular. WiN is the largest search engine in QualityLand and is now managed by the artificial intelligence Zeppola. It used to be operated via manual keyboard input or voice input. Today, no one has to enter their questions at WiN - because WiN already knows all of the users' questions and answers them directly. The relevant information finds its user. Other corporations/firms/companies The Good Stuff: Pharmaceutical companies for personalized pills Everybody: Social network - "Everybody is on Everybody" Fit for Work Speed Relaxing Reborn: "Whether it's a blue whale or a maggot, with Reborn it never gets boring!" WeltWeiteWerbung (WWW): WWW developed a new name for the country (QualityLand) on behalf of the government, as well as a completely renewed image, a new culture, new heroes, in other words an entire country identity (CI).

● Most important Electronity: Self driving cars that are able to small talk and know where you going without you saying it, they go from costumer to costumer and only the rich people have a car for themself. Drones that are used for delivery or just watching your every step and are able to have a conversation with you. Androids that look like humans and act like ones doing some jobs, its hard to tell an Android apart from an real human. AI assistant thats personlised for everybody and knows everything. And many things more, any Electronity stuff you could immagine.