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The White House Circus

The White House Circus just came to town, as every 4 years it was elected by big clowns, named billionaires. They elect other clowns, being their puppets so they can play their tricks on the whole world and sell the most of things they manufacture for the entertainment of the circus. For the next 4 years, it is Troompus, the Repellblicann. The public adores Troompus, he makes funny jokes such as playing the trick of economical sanctions, along as the whole trick of the insider trading, he has big punchlines like 'you're fired' or 'fake news' whenever a joke does't come in this sense. Rumor has Troompus learnt everything from a Russian clown named Dvaputin, that owns the biggest circus in Eastern Europe. Big puppets of TV plateaus struggles to rate Troompus performance, all they can tell is that although he can be nosy 'at least he's entertaining'. In the White House Circus, however, there are plenty of other artists, for example, Nancy Peyote, the world champion of fiscal evasiveness. And then, Ol'Uncle Joe, owner of the wonderful 'Children Island', a gorgeous place being a haven for the circus artists, being all assumed pedophiles. Ol' Uncle Joe and Troompus often gets in disagreements, Troompus often calls Joe to be 'Sleepy' as his tricks are very insidious, yet passed slowly. Troompus, being formerly in the entertainment industry before his political career, prefers the 'bigger and louder' type of spectacle, so people can laugh about the tricks being played on the whole populace. Troompus also has a dwarf of himself named Supertrump, they sometimes do a mime numero together.

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