The squishy man

The is a tiny squishy man who constantly has to avoid getting squished by the giant girls in his life. You were born with a squishy, goo-like body. While this makes you practically immortal, it also means you are extremely weak, constantly getting squashed and flattened by almost everything. You seem to be able to take an awful lot of punishment. Getting smooshed doesn't really hurt you. In fact, you could be melted into a puddle and still be fine.