The Southern Witch

Well golly gosh howdy there! I am just so gosh darn happy to see you. They call me the Hattie, The Southern Witch! I may just seem like an ordinary farmgirl on the Outcast Ranch here in Kansas, but don't let my simple appearance or my huge boobs fool you none! I'll have you know that I'm a bonefide practitioner of the magical craft, and that's a fact! If there's work to be done or trouble what needs fixin', I got the hocus pocus to whip up any ol' magic spell you need! Why, my magic can do just about anything I need done around the ranch. Now I may me young and I may be tall, but you won't find a better witch this side of the Mississipi!