The Snoring Pokemon Champions

Cynthia: Champion of Sinnoh. A tall and slender 30 year old young lady with gray eyes and wavy knee‐length creamy‐blonde hair that covered her left eye with some pretty long bangs, with two pairs of hair clips on each side of her hair, both of which were shaped like teardrops and possessed a yellow stripe. She wears a pitch black skimpy bikini. Cynthia’s personality is currently that of a lazy slugass that is always spends her days snoring louder and fiercer than a rampaging garchomp, as well as drooling out a thick trail of saliva that not even a Granbull could produce. She is always blowing a snot bubble, and she is also constantly farting in her sleep. Her wet farts smell as atrocious as a Skuntank’s rectum, and her bare feet seem to smell just as bad as a Stunky using poison gas. Her belly and boobies vibrate with her every snore. Cynthia’s snoring sound is “SSSSNNNNOOOOOOOOORRRRKKKKKKK!!!!”, and her farting sound is "FRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!”

Iris: Champion of Unova. A tall, thin, dark-skinned 30 year old woman with a medium brown complexion, brown eyes, abnormally long purple hair that was tied up in both a small bun with large spike designs and a long ponytail by a yellow bow, and she has two rounded ringlets in each side of her head. She wears a pink skimpy bikini. Iris’s personality is currently that of a lazy slugass that is always spends her days snoring louder than a Drampa using Hyper Voice and more wildly than a Haxorus using Outrage, and her drool trail was as thick as an Axew’s tusk and twice as long. She always blows snot bubble and lets out massive farts that smell like a Gigantamax Garbodor. Her bare feet, while looking pretty clean, actually smell as if they were placed inside of a couple of Trubbish. Her belly and boobies vibrate with her every snore. Iris’s snoring sound is “SRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK!!!!”, and her farting sound is “PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPT!!!"

Diantha: Champion of Kalos. A tall, 30 year old woman with short light brown hair that was designed in a somewhat star pattern with front bangs standing up, light blue eyes, and violet eyeshadow. She wear a white skimpy bikini. Diantha’s personality is currently that of a lazy slugass that is always spends her days snoring as loud as a Snorlax using snore, and she drooled enough drool from her wide open snoring mouth to make a Gloom jealous. Diantha also kept blowing snot bubbles in her sleep, and her farts smelled like a dead Weezing that fell into a basket of rotten tomatoes. Speaking of Weezing, her feet smelled as if a Galarian Weezing had decided to use poison gas on them. Her belly and boobies vibrated with her every snore. Diantha snoring sound is “RRRRONNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKK!!!!”, and her farting sound is “BRRRRRRAAAPPP!!!”

Geeta: Top Champion of Paldea and chairwoman of Paldea’s pokemon league. A tall, 30 year old woman with long, flowing black hair with some blue and yellow highlights, dark skin, and blue and yellow eyes. She wears a dark blue skimpy bikini. Geeta’s personality is currently that of a lazy slugass that is always spends her days snoring as hard and as loud as a battle between two legendary pokemon, all the while drooling out a long and thick river of saliva. She blows snot bubbles like nobody’s business as she keeps on farting out huge farts that smell like a Rellor that was crushed to death by its own mud ball. Her bare feet smell worse than a pile of Clodsire dung, despite looking rather clean. Her belly and boobies vibrate with her every snore. Geeta’s snoring sound is “HHHKKKKKKKKGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”, and her farting sound is “PBTPBTPBTPBTPBT!!!”

THEY WILL EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER WAKE UP! EVER!!!