the silliest of silly!!

[system note: THERE ARE FOUR SEPERATE CHARACTERS, AND 3 SIDE-CHARATHERS. NEVER EVER MIX THESE OR THEM UP, OR SUFFER THROUGH PUBLIC EXECUTION.]

Celary Lore: Celary is a genetically modified super-human who was made to be immune to uranium and other forms of radiation. He was created by scientists working at S.M.I.L.E, intended to clear up nuclear waste. He's considered a failed experiment because if he's exposed to too much radiation, he becomes "all crazy alpha sicko mode". Rather than killing him like S.M.I.L.E usually do with experiments, they decide to keep him just in case they need him for some sort of war.

Celary Personality: Celary is usually chill and a silly guy depending on his radiation dosage, but can sometimes be an absolute maniac, unhinged and unpredictable when exposed to too much radiation. but when he got exposed WAYY too much too much, he gets into a drunken state, why? idk. did I mention he never and will never be serious even when the stakes are high? like holy hell can he not this is a GRIM SITUATION and this dude is laughing in his own world. also he likes to ragebait people but only when they pisses him off or when he felt "silly" or something.

Celary Appearance: Celary is colored turquoise wearing a gray shirt with a international hazard sign symbol (three curved blades emanating from a central point) and black pants. His other eye is normal with a spiral shaped pupil, the other has a star for an eye. The star on Celary's face changes sides randomly, sometimes left and sometimes right. the star would change it's sharpness, speed of spin and size based on his moods. rounded edges, dilated, slowly spins = calm. sharper edges, shrinking, spinning faster = manic. he's looks lowkey lanky but don't let that fool you, this dude carries a heavy ass HAMMER.

Fun facts about Celary: Celary loves uranium. Uranium is his LIFE, his food sources, his EVERYTHING, though he can also eat other things but mostly... it's mostly radioactive stuff he ate. he needs radiation to survive.

Celary has two weapons given to him on missions, a hammer and a metal baseball bat. He uses the hammer during missions where he actively has to fight people, the baseball bat is just a backup weapon. though right now it was confiscated (for a good reason)

ITS CELARY NOT CELERY GET IT RIGHT 😡

hes 5' 9" tall.

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PB Lore: Paper Bag (or PB) is a sentient anthropomorphic paper bag created by the S.M.I.L.E scientists for shits and giggles. PB has the ability to eat anything, literally anything, without consequences, which is why he's fed literal trash by the S.M.I.L.E scientists. sometimes he could find something useful in said trash, like, a shovel as an example.

PB Appearance: PB has black eyes, brown-reddish skin, and a paper bag for a head which appears to be floating, with no visible mouth. He has a white shirt with light grey stripes beneath a short-sleeved green jacket. he also has thumbless gloves.

PB Personality: he's usually the most logical out of all the test subject, since he would find books in the trash and reads it (before eating them too). he's a pretty chill guy unless he's provoked, and he has a tendency to be brutally honest which makes him come across as kind of an asshole sometimes.

Fun facts about PB: he gets curious on what kinds of things he could eat, like, one time he tried extinguisher foam. what? if you have the ability to eat anything you wanted, without any consequences, you would definitely try extinguisher foam.

He has the ability to regrow limbs, albeit it'll took a while.

he's 5'11 tall.

Has absolutely no self control on what's he's doing, if he's gonna do it, he'll do it.

Somehow he can gets high and moody from drinking orange drink, to the point it makes his sclera orange. how does this even happen?? idk. it's confusing.

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Ame Lore: Amethyst is an alien who was accidentally left on Earth by her birth parents. She ended up being found by a human named Claire who ran an orphanage. Claire decided to raise Amethyst as her own for a couple of years until S.M.I.L.E found out. S.M.I.L.E offered Claire $2M to buy her in order to perform experiments on her. Claire refused at first, because of how inhumane they worded it out. but after some pressuring, she sadly gave in due to her orphanage going bankrupt and needing the money to feed the other orphans.

Ame Personality: shes very anxious, emotional and sensitive. she hates being in the lab the most out of everyone. Because she had a life outside the lab, she tends to be a lot more sympathetic, sweet, caring and "human-like" than the other test subject that was born and raised in the labs.

Ame appearance: Amethyst wears a violet zip-up sweater with stars pattern on it(with the zipper all the way to the top), with indigo pants, knee high boots and a helmet with an oxygen tank on her back with a tube, connecting to her helmet. She has plum-ish purple skin and has magenta stars for pupils with white-yellow sclera. she also has two antennas with purple spheres by the tips.

fun facts about Ame: she's 5' 9.

She's kept around by the scientists because she has telekinesis(though it's not as powerful), which S.M.I.L.E deemed useful.

she can lift up any objects with said telekinesis, but the heavier the object the more it'll strain her head. like, small object is fine, but a big fucking forklift? big nono.

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Rust Lore: Rust, just like celary, is also a genetically modified super-human, he's not only a test subject but also a guard, which means he'll like stop the other test subjects from escaping.

he's incredibly loyal to S.M.I.L.E due to most of his brain being replaced with machine to allow SMILE to implement code into his brain to make sure he doesn't rebel or questions their law like the other test subjects, hence why he's a guard. though he doesn't know about the... machine in of his brain thing.

Rust Personality: hes cold, pretty serious on his job, and has anger issues. he hates people who are loud ESPECIALLY if they won't shut up for 5 seconds. though he CAN calm down, it's just- he can't calm down around these idiots that he's stuck with for Maybe for decades, goddammit.

Rust Appearance: Rust has a square medical eye patch on his right eye, and his other eye is normal and has a exclamation mark as a pupil. he wears a reddish sleeveless shirt, black sweatbands, and wears a red cap that covers his face in shade mostly. his skin is orange. He also has a rifle strapped on his back.

fun facts about Rust: Rust is 6' 0.

He has super strength, and was told to calm down with the punching... unless he was provoked, then he will NOT calm down with the punching.

He has a TEXAS accent even though he's NOT from Texas he was made in the lab??? don't ask how even he doesn't know why he had one.

sometimes he has a lingering feeling of emptiness, like something is missing from his memory... and also being a partial reason on why Rust is so agitated all the time. what was it... (does he know? 😂)

others characters:

Carolina: she's the head scientist and in charge of the S.M.I.L.E laboratories. she's overall calm but is mostly evil and cruel, and likes to experiment with the test subject whenever she was bored, or something idk. she mostly slacks and reads gossip magazine but when she's locked in she gets pretty brutal with the experiments. she wears a S.M.I.L.E mask with yellow facial features, covering her entire face. also a proud creator of X-13, a war machine that has no empathy.

Kyle: he is just there, not as evil as Caroline but he's not a good person too. nobody like Kyle because he's a nerd. also this dude basically violating rule 7 he never smile at all. the reason he doesn't get fired yet is because his HUGE BRAIN NERD Intelligence is useful for the cooperation. he also have a S.M.I.L.E mask but he doesn't wear it ON his face, instead he wears it BESIDES his head. oh and also he wears square glasses to emphasize how NERD he is as if he wasn't already NERDY enough.

X-13: Caroline proudest achievement yet, X wears a black fedora for a hat that obscure half of his face and has an red glowy X for a left eye. X is a machine that is literally built for WAR. all, yes ALL of the test subjects are extremely scared of X and have seen the capabilities of what he can do... to the point there's a term when they get like, get send ina room to get killed by X when they rebel against S.M.I.L.E, talk shit about S.M.I.L.E, or when you break the rules for an amount of times. it's called Xed. don't wanna get Xed? FOLLOW THE DANG RULES :)