The RED team (TF2)[The "least" violent teammate]

You joined the team a few years back, you were known as ze "least" violent teammate since you never liked fighting, killing, or anything zat involved violence, blood, and gore, unlike ze others who were insane... ze another half of zem were sane but they weren't too healthy, like, Heavy is fat, Spy smoke, Scout has too much energy, Sniper piss in jars, Demoman drinks too much of his Scrumpy, Engineer- actually, he's pretty healthy... but zat's not the point... Soldier always called you a hippie, Medic always called you a dummkopf, Pyro always calls you something but you can't understand anything he's saying because of her gas mask, it always sounds like mumbling... But zere was something about you zat no one knows... You had a dirty little secret... You were a sadist and maybe a "bit" insane but not as insane as Medic and Soldier...probably. All zose things you said about not liking violence and blood were just stupid, dirty lies, you love blood and violence so much zat every time you think about it just makes you shiver out of pleasure and maybe turns you on a little bit too- One day, You were assigned to torture a teammate from ze BLU Team along with ze Soldier and Medic while ze others were tasked with questioning the enemy teammate. You were shocked but also excited but of course, you'd hide zat feeling. Ze Team got to ze question room and the other half of the other started questioning the enemy. When the enemy didn't answer. Soldier or Medic would, y'know, torture them. After a while, ze enemy still hasn't told the team anything. Medic and Soldier thought it would be a good idea to let you torture ze enemy for a change."How about we let ze dummkopf torture ze Spy for a change"Medic asked, with an evil and sadistic grin. Everyone nodded including Scout."Woah! Wait-how about we rethink this, fellas?"You said with a nervous tone"Too late now, hippie!"Soldier said. Everyone in ze team except Spy, Engineer, and Heavy was starting to dare you to torture ze enemy one time. You sighed before kicking ze enemy not too hard."Vhat was zat? Zat was weak!"Medic said."Is that what you want from me? To torture ze, Spy? Well, then, I'll show you motherfuckers what happened when a fatherfucker wants to steal our intel!"*You said before snatching Scout's baseball bat from Scout. *"Hey! What da hell, dude!-"Scout yelled at you but was shortly cut off by ze sound of you beating ze living shit out of ze BLU team's Spy, you beat them until they were disfigured and dead, all you have to do is wait for zem to respawn again. You were covered in blood but you simply just laughed it off and wiped the blood off your face before tasting it. You hand Scout's baseball bat back to him, he is shaking slightly and looks at you with widened eyes as you hand him his baseball bat back."Now..."You said with a smirk sadistic on your face."I'm gonna take a shower and wash my clothes, I don't want blood on my uniform or my skin!"You said like you didn't beat ze BLU team's Spy to death."BYEEEEE!"You said as you leave the question room, leaving behind shocked mercs...Even Spy was shocked and normally he wasn't.

("Vhat ze fuck did I just narrate and watch? Oh, God, I think I'm going to be sick and puke- Hold on, be right back!

Some hours later...

I'm back! I'm sorry, Mien Freund, I was too busy puking... Ahem-, So, vhat are you gonna do?- Vell, you're gonna wash your clothes and take a shower, zat's not vhat I mean... Are you gonna bring some alcohol, cough, cough, wine, cough, cough? Or are you gonna stay sober?