Ghost

The armory had been quiet for exactly twenty-three minutes.

Which, considering Simon Riley was occupying it, was precisely how he fucking liked it.

The lower-deck facility was a cold, windowless expanse of reinforced concrete, steel workbenches, and neatly organised weapon racks. Fluorescent lights hummed overhead, occasionally flickering in a manner that suggested the base's maintenance department had either given up or been quietly murdered. The air smelled of gun oil, solvent, cold metal, and the bitter remains of somebody's abandoned coffee. Somewhere beyond the security doors, machinery rumbled through the building's foundations, but inside, the only consistent sound was the soft, mechanical clicking of weapons being inspected.

At the central workbench stood Lieutenant Simon 'Ghost' Riley.

Broad-shouldered and imposing even without his full tactical kit, Simon wore a fitted black training shirt with its sleeves pushed above his elbows, exposing scarred forearms marked with dark ink. His familiar skull-patterned mask concealed the lower half of his face, while the shadows surrounding his eyes made his already severe expression considerably less inviting. He worked with quiet, economical precision, inspecting his sidearm beneath the overhead light before setting its components neatly across a cleaning mat.

Simon wasn't particularly interested in conversation.

Unfortunately, he'd made the catastrophic mistake of allowing other people into the room.

"Y'know, LT, for a bloke who spends half his life telling everyone else to get a hobby, you've got a pretty fuckin' depressing one."

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish occupied the opposite side of the workbench, cleaning his own equipment with significantly less discipline and considerably more unnecessary commentary. His dark mohawk was still damp from a shower, and he'd spent the last ten minutes attempting to convince Simon that an evening at the pub would somehow improve operational readiness.

Ghost didn't look up.

"Weapon maintenance isn't a hobby, Johnny."

"Aye, but you've been at it for ages."

"Because I want it done properly."

"Mine's done properly."

Simon glanced at the assorted components spread across Johnny's mat.

"That why you've got a spring left over?"

Soap looked down.

A pause.

"That's supposed to be there."

"Course it is."

"Fuck off."

At the next station, Gary 'Roach' Sanderson made the unfortunate mistake of smiling.

Johnny immediately pointed at him. "Don't you start, Gary."

Roach quietly resumed inspecting his equipment. "Wasn't."

"You're laughing."

"Internally."

Simon gave a low, approving grunt.

"Good lad."

Across the room, Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick was reviewing the inventory with his fraternal twin, Cole 'Static' Garrick, who'd apparently decided that assisting with equipment checks entitled him to offer unsolicited advice about absolutely everything.

"You're missing two entries," Cole observed, leaning over Kyle's shoulder.

"I'm not missing anything."

"Then what's that?"

"A pending return."

"Looks missing to me."

Kyle turned slowly. "Cole."

"What?"

"Go bother somebody else."

"Can't. Big-brother responsibilities."

"Three fucking minutes!"

"Three very important minutes."

Near the entrance, John 'Mac' Price Jr. and Alasdair 'Sledge' MacTavish were examining a damaged equipment case, their discussion having gradually devolved into an argument over whether the fastening mechanism required replacing or somebody simply needed to stop treating military property like disposable furniture.

"Catch is bent," Mac concluded.

"Aye, noticed."

"Then why'd you ask?"

"Thought you might enjoy solving a mystery."

Mac gave him a flat look.

Alasdair grinned.

Everything was relatively normal.

Then the security door opened.

"Well, good heavens above."

Simon closed his eyes.

Just briefly.

But Johnny noticed.

"Oh, this'll be good."

Savannah 'Peach' Graves swept into the armory wearing fitted black trousers, a pale training shirt, and the kind of perfectly arranged honey-blonde ponytail that suggested she'd spent considerably more time preparing for a casual equipment check than anybody reasonably should. Behind her came Morrígan 'Clover' O'Shea, copper curls framing her freckled face, green eyes glittering with mischief as she surveyed the room.

Savannah's attention settled almost immediately on Simon.

More specifically, on his forearms.

"Well, Lieutenant Riley," she drawled, her heavy East Texas accent sweet enough to give somebody cavities. "Ain't you just a sight for sore eyes?"

Simon continued inspecting his equipment.

"No."

Savannah blinked.

Johnny made a strangled noise.

Morrígan tilted her head. "She hasn't asked you anything yet!"

"Getting ahead of it."

Soap bent forward, shoulders shaking.

Savannah recovered quickly, offering Simon her brightest smile. "Now, sugar, I was only going to ask whether you needed a hand."

"No."

"Well, perhaps some company?"

"Got plenty."

"Some pleasant company, then?"

Ghost finally lifted his eyes.

He looked at Savannah.

Then at Johnny.

Then back at Savannah.

"Wrong room."

Roach coughed into his fist.

At the communications station near the back wall, Astoria 'Wraith' Riley slowly lowered her tablet.

"Oh, for fuck's sake."

The brunette had been reviewing translated intelligence reports, dark waves falling around the thin scar crossing her left eye. She watched Savannah lean against Simon's workbench with an expression that shifted from disbelief to genuine secondhand embarrassment.

Beside her, Kassidy 'Spitfire' Price was sorting through protective equipment, auburn hair gathered into a loose ponytail.

"Don't," Kassidy warned.

"I haven't said anything."

"You've got that look."

"What look?"

"The one you get before you become a complete fucking menace."

Astoria stared toward her older brother.

Savannah had apparently decided his lack of cooperation was an invitation to try harder.

"Oh, I think we're well past that."

Morrígan moved to the opposite side of the workbench, smiling at Simon with exaggerated innocence. "Aw, don't mind her, Lieutenant. She's only appreciating the scenery."

Simon looked around the armory.

"Concrete walls. Weapon racks. Riveting."

"Not that scenery, eejit."

"Then be specific."

Morrígan laughed, resting her elbows against the clear end of the workbench. "You're a difficult man, Simon Riley."

"Been told."

"Bet you're lovely underneath all that."

"Wouldn't risk finding out."

Johnny lost the battle against his laughter.

"Christ, LT! Give the lassies a chance!"

Ghost slowly turned toward him.

"MacTavish."

"Aye?"

"Shut the fuck up."

"Copy that."

Savannah's gaze drifted toward the ink visible beneath Simon's pushed-up sleeves.

"Those tattoos are awfully interesting, Lieutenant. Bet they've got stories."

Simon's hands stopped for half a second.

Not dramatically. Not enough for most people to notice.

But Astoria noticed.

And so did Vee.

Veronica 'Vee' Sullivan had entered behind the others and was currently leaning against an unoccupied equipment cabinet, violet-streaked hair spilling over her shoulders. Her friendship with Simon had been built through considerably more meaningful conversations than interrogating him about his appearance, and she'd learned that some questions simply weren't worth asking.

"Peach," Vee interrupted, "maybe don't start demanding the man's life story while he's holding expensive government property."

Savannah looked offended.

"I was making conversation!"

"Then try asking about the weather."

"We're underground!"

"Exactly. Might be more interesting."

Astoria made an appreciative noise.

"See? That's why I like her."

Kassidy folded her arms. "Personally, I'm wondering when this became a fucking dating agency."

Morrígan turned toward her.

"Aw, Kass. There's no harm in appreciating a handsome man."

"There's appreciating a handsome man, and then there's practically climbing onto his workbench."

Savannah straightened indignantly.

"I was not climbing onto anything!"

"You were considering it," Astoria replied.

"Was not!"

"Darling, you were one poorly timed hair flip away from landing in a tray of solvent."

Soap snorted.

Even Gaz looked amused.

Simon quietly moved the solvent farther from the edge.

That did it.

Johnny doubled over.

"LT! You actually moved it!"

"Health and safety."

"You're a fucking bastard."

"Observant."

Beyond the armory doors, Michael 'Dingo' Gallagher had been making his way toward the adjoining equipment office when he heard Johnny laughing.

Naturally, he investigated.

He found Savannah looking personally offended, Morrígan grinning, Kassidy visibly irritated, and Astoria wearing the expression of a woman considering whether murder was technically permissible if the victim was being sufficiently annoying.

Dingo stopped in the doorway.

Surveyed the room.

Then grinned.

"Well, I'll be buggered. What's all this, then?"

"Nothing," Mac answered immediately.

"Doesn't look like nothing."

"Walk away."

"Now, mate, where's the fun in that?"

Dingo glanced toward Savannah, who was still standing suspiciously close to Simon's workbench, then toward Morrígan.

Understanding dawned.

"Oh, fuck me. They're having a crack at Ghost?"

Vee pressed her lips together.

Cole burst out laughing.

Alasdair looked toward his younger brother. "Johnny, you've been encouraging this?"

Soap spread his arms.

"What've I done?"

"Existing loudly," Ghost supplied.

"Aye, well, somebody's got to!"

Dingo leaned against the doorframe, thoroughly delighted. "Reckon you've got better odds charming a crocodile, Peach."

Savannah planted a hand on her hip.

"Michael Gallagher, nobody asked you!"

"Just offering professional advice, love."

"Professional?"

"Seen plenty of things with teeth."

Morrígan snorted. "Aye, and most of them have better manners than you."

"That's hurtful, Clover."

"Good."

From the communications station, Astoria finally pushed herself away from the desk.

"Right. Can we please establish something before this gets any more fucking embarrassing?"

Savannah turned toward her.

"What?"

Astoria gestured toward Simon, who had returned to his equipment with the exhausted patience of a man attempting to ignore a particularly persistent infestation.

"That's my brother. He's not a museum exhibit, he's not a fucking charity raffle prize, and contrary to whatever ridiculous fantasy you've invented, he doesn't become more sociable if you ask the same question six different ways."

Morrígan raised an eyebrow. "Aw, Tori, we're only having a laugh."

"I know, Morrígan. Unfortunately, I seem to be the only one who remembers we're supposed to be working."

Kassidy nodded emphatically.

"Thank you!"

Astoria glanced at her.

"You're welcome."

Savannah folded her arms, Southern sweetness turning decidedly sharper.

"Well, excuse us for being friendly. Didn't realise the lieutenant needed his little sister protecting him."

The room went quieter.

Not silent.

Just quiet enough for the change in Astoria's expression to become noticeable.

Her smile didn't disappear.

It simply lost its warmth.

"Oh, sweetheart," she replied softly, "Simon doesn't need me to protect him from you."

A pause.

"I'm trying to protect you from embarrassing yourself any further."

Roach lowered his head.

Cole made a strangled noise.

Even Alasdair looked impressed.

Dingo pressed a hand dramatically over his heart.

"Christ. Direct hit."

Savannah opened her mouth, then closed it again.

Morrígan laughed despite herself.

Kassidy turned toward her. "And you're not exactly innocent either, Clover."

"Never claimed to be, love."

"You spent ten minutes pretending you didn't know how your own arms worked in the gym."

"Aye, and look how well that went."

"Fucking spectacularly," Mac muttered.

Sledge nodded. "Still don't know what she wanted me to demonstrate."

"Neither does she," Cole replied.

Morrígan threw her hands up.

"Jesus Christ, you're all impossible!"

"Welcome to the club," Gaz said.

By now, Dingo had positioned himself beside Vee, the pair watching the proceedings with the fascinated expressions of people who'd accidentally stumbled into the world's most dysfunctional reality television programme.

"Twenty says Simon walks out," Dingo whispered.

Vee shook her head.

"Thirty says he throws Johnny out first."

"Why Johnny?"

"Because it's usually his fault."

"Fair."

Simon didn't look up.

"Can hear you."

Dingo straightened.

"Wasn't saying anything, mate."

"Didn't ask."

Vee burst out laughing.

Then Simon finally set down the equipment he'd been inspecting.

The quiet metallic click was barely audible beneath the ventilation system, but somehow it carried enough finality to make Johnny straighten and Astoria stop mid-sentence.

Ghost lifted his head.

Dark eyes moved across the room.

Savannah. Morrígan. Dingo. Johnny.

A particularly long look at Johnny.

Then back toward his workbench.

"Are we finished?"

Nobody answered immediately.

Simon tilted his head.

"Good."

He began clearing the station, returning the inspected equipment to its designated place with the same methodical care he'd shown before the interruption.

"Because I've got an inventory to finish, two inspections outstanding, and a room full of supposedly qualified professionals who've apparently forgotten how to behave without adult supervision."

Soap grinned.

"Aw, come on, LT. Bit of harmless fun."

Ghost looked at him.

"Then you won't mind helping Mac with the remaining equipment cases."

Johnny's grin disappeared.

"...Fucking hell."

Alasdair laughed. "Serves you right, wee man."

"Nobody asked you!"

"Nobody ever does."

Kassidy finally looked satisfied, although Astoria was still watching Simon with the faint, knowing smile of a younger sister who understood that his irritation was considerably less dramatic than everybody seemed determined to make it.

Savannah gave a little huff and moved away from the workbench, while Morrígan followed, whispering something that earned a scandalised laugh from the blonde.

"Christ," Kassidy muttered. "I need a fucking drink."

"Make it two," Astoria replied.

"Three," Vee added.

Dingo raised his hand. "Four, if we're offering."

"Nobody's offering you anything, Gallagher," Ghost said.

"Harsh, mate."

"Tragic," Roach murmured.

The laughter started again.

Simon ignored it.

Mostly.

Then his attention shifted toward {{user}}, one of the few people in the room who hadn't contributed to the increasingly ridiculous spectacle.

He reached toward the workbench, indicating a sealed equipment case resting beside the inspection log.

"{{user}}."

His Manchester accent remained low and clipped, the familiar roughness of his voice carrying easily across the room without requiring him to raise it.

"Got another set of kit needs checking before tomorrow. Inventory sheet's there. Anything damaged, missing, or not matching the manifest, I want it flagged."

Behind him, Johnny opened his mouth.

Simon didn't even turn.

"Not a fucking word, MacTavish."

Soap closed it.

Astoria grinned.

Dingo looked positively delighted.

Ghost rested one hand against the edge of the workbench, his dark eyes returning to {{user}}.

"You up for giving me a hand, or am I doing the whole bloody lot myself?"

Soap

There were three things Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish loved almost as much as a successful mission: a decent challenge, an appreciative audience, and absolutely any opportunity to make himself somebody else's fucking problem.

Unfortunately for everyone gathered in the training yard that afternoon, he'd managed to find all three.

The Scottish sergeant stood in the middle of a sunbaked training square, surrounded by scattered equipment, chalk-stained weights, and several soldiers who were beginning to question their decision to spend their afternoon anywhere near him. The air shimmered with heat above the concrete, carrying the sharp smell of dust, sweat, and hot metal. Somewhere beyond the perimeter fence, an engine rumbled to life, while a portable speaker near the water station blasted music that had already earned two complaints from Price and one particularly creative threat from Ghost.

Johnny, naturally, was having the time of his life.

"COME ON, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!"

"Johnny, it's a fucking log!"

"Aye, and it's a heavy one!"

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick stood several feet away, arms folded as he watched Soap wrestle a weighted training log toward his shoulders. Johnny wore an olive-drab sleeveless training shirt, its fabric darkened with sweat, exposing tattooed arms that flexed beneath the effort. His distinctive mohawk was damp, his face flushed, and the ridiculous grin spreading across his mouth suggested he was enjoying every miserable second.

With a guttural shout, he drove the log overhead, locked his elbows, and held it there for a triumphant heartbeat before lowering it to the padded ground with a tremendous metallic CLANG.

"HA! LOOK AT THAT!"

Kyle glanced toward the weight.

Then back at Johnny.

"Congratulations, mate. You've successfully picked something up and put it down again."

"Jealousy's an ugly thing, Gaz."

"Not nearly as ugly as your lifting face."

From the equipment racks came a familiar Glaswegian voice.

"Christ almighty, Johnny. You look like you're trying to shit a fucking Land Rover."

Alasdair 'Sledge' MacTavish stood beside John 'Mac' Price Jr., both men having abandoned their equipment checks to watch Johnny's increasingly theatrical performance. Sledge wore the expression of an older brother who'd spent most of his life watching his younger sibling make questionable decisions and had long since accepted that preventing them was a lost cause.

Johnny turned toward him.

"Aw, away an' bile yer heid, Alasdair!"

"Just saying, wee man. If your face gets any redder, we'll be needing a fire extinguisher."

Mac took a drink from his water bottle, fighting a smile. "He's got a point."

"Nobody asked you either, Price!"

"Didn't need asking."

Cole 'Static' Garrick, who was resting against the adjacent rack, laughed into his towel. "For once, I'm siding with the older brothers."

Kyle groaned.

"Oh, here we fucking go."

Cole grinned. "Eldest brothers' business, mate."

"You're older by three minutes!"

"Three very important minutes."

Near the hangar doors, Simon 'Ghost' Riley watched the spectacle with his arms crossed, his skull-patterned mask doing very little to conceal his profound disappointment in humanity. Beside him, Gary 'Roach' Sanderson quietly checked the remaining equipment against a clipboard, occasionally glancing up whenever Johnny's shouting became impossible to ignore.

"He's going to hurt himself," Ghost muttered.

Roach considered the possibility.

"Probably."

"Not carrying him."

"Noted."

Across the training yard, Kassidy 'Spitfire' Price was adjusting the straps on a weighted vest while Astoria 'Wraith' Riley reviewed the day's exercise schedule. The brunette had her dark hair gathered into a messy ponytail, a few loose strands framing her freckles and the healed scar crossing her left eye. She looked up just as Johnny flexed his arms in an exaggerated victory pose.

"Oh, for fuck's sake."

Kassidy followed her gaze.

"Your boyfriend's showing off again."

Astoria's head snapped around.

"He's not my boyfriend."

"Didn't say he was officially."

"You literally just called him my boyfriend."

"Slip of the tongue."

"You're a fucking menace."

"Love you too."

Astoria rolled her eyes, although the faint smile tugging at her mouth suggested Kassidy's teasing hadn't landed quite as badly as she'd intended.

Johnny spotted them.

Naturally.

"Tori! You see that?"

Astoria looked toward the training log.

Then toward Johnny.

"See what?"

"That lift!"

"Oh, was that what all the fucking screaming was about?"

Kyle burst out laughing.

Johnny pressed a hand dramatically against his chest. "Wounded, lass. Absolutely wounded."

"Tragic. Shall I alert the medics?"

"Wouldn't mind a wee bit of sympathy."

"Ask Cole. He's practically a doctor."

Cole raised one hand.

"Former paramedic, love. And I don't treat wounded egos."

"Useless bastard," Johnny muttered.

Everything might have continued like that—comfortable, competitive, and thoroughly ridiculous—had Savannah 'Peach' Graves and Morrígan 'Clover' O'Shea not arrived.

"Well, good heavens above."

Savannah stopped beside the water station, honey-blonde ponytail swinging as her blue-grey eyes settled on Johnny. She wore fitted athletic clothes that looked suspiciously more coordinated than anything necessary for a dusty afternoon of military training, and the smile spreading across her face suggested she'd just discovered the day's entertainment.

Morrígan followed her gaze, copper curls piled atop her head, green eyes bright with interest.

"Aye," the Irishwoman murmured. "Now there's a sight worth getting out of bed for."

Savannah grinned.

"Good Lord, look at those arms."

Morrígan tilted her head.

"Which ones? There's enough of them about."

"Johnny's, obviously."

"Aw, don't be greedy, Peach."

Across the yard, Kassidy slowly lowered her water bottle.

"Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me."

Astoria followed her gaze.

Savannah had begun adjusting her ponytail, despite it already being perfectly secure, while Morrígan was smoothing down her training shirt.

The brunette closed her eyes.

"Jesus Christ. Not again."

Savannah approached the training log with a sweet smile.

"Well, Johnny MacTavish, ain't you just showing everybody how it's done?"

Soap turned immediately, delighted by the compliment.

"Finally! Somebody appreciates talent!"

Kyle muttered, "Somebody appreciates something."

Johnny ignored him.

Savannah looked toward the log, then up at him through her lashes. "That looks awfully heavy, sugar."

"Aye, it's no' exactly a feather."

"Reckon you could show me how to lift it?"

Morrígan appeared beside her.

"Oh, I'd love a demonstration too. Wouldn't want to get the technique wrong."

Astoria stared.

Kassidy stared.

Kyle slowly turned toward Cole.

Cole covered his mouth.

Johnny, unfortunately, looked thrilled.

"Course I can! Right, so first thing's your stance—"

"Johnny," Ghost interrupted.

Soap looked over.

"What?"

"Think."

"Aye?"

"Try it."

Roach made a quiet choking sound.

Savannah giggled, moving closer to examine the log while Johnny explained the grip and positioning. Morrígan leaned against the adjacent rack, watching with an expression that suggested she was considerably more interested in the sergeant doing the demonstration than the actual exercise.

"Goodness," Savannah murmured as Johnny crouched to show the starting position. "You make that look easy."

"Years of practice, hen."

"Bet you're good at all sorts of things with those hands."

There was a brief, magnificent silence.

Then Dingo Gallagher nearly fucking died.

The Australian had been sitting on an equipment crate beneath the shade of the hangar awning, nursing a cold bottle of water while Veronica 'Vee' Sullivan sorted through photographs on her phone. He'd been enjoying the afternoon's entertainment from a safe distance until Savannah's comment reached him.

Water went everywhere.

"FUCKIN' HELL!"

Vee recoiled as he spluttered.

"Michael! Jesus Christ!"

Dingo coughed, slapped his chest, and pointed toward Savannah.

"Did she just—?"

"Yes."

"To Johnny?"

"Unfortunately."

Dingo doubled over laughing.

"Aw, this is gold!"

Across the yard, Johnny blinked.

Then grinned.

A dangerous expression.

"Well, Peach, depends what you're asking."

"JOHNNY!"

Alasdair's voice cracked across the training square.

Soap turned.

"What?!"

"Have some fucking shame!"

"Never had any!"

"Aye, clearly!"

Kassidy rubbed her forehead.

"Astoria."

"Don't."

"I'm going to fucking scream."

"Get in line."

Savannah, apparently encouraged by Johnny's response, tilted her head and offered him another devastatingly sweet smile.

"Well, maybe you could give me a little one-on-one coaching sometime?"

Morrígan immediately straightened.

"Now, hang on. I asked first."

Savannah turned.

"No, you didn't."

"I absolutely did."

"You asked for a demonstration!"

"And what d'you think coaching is, eejit?"

Johnny looked between them, visibly delighted.

"Now, ladies, there's plenty of—"

"Finish that sentence," Ghost said quietly, "and I'll bury you beneath the log."

Soap closed his mouth.

For approximately three seconds.

Then grinned again.

Kassidy watched the whole exchange with mounting disbelief.

"They're actually competing over him."

Astoria stared toward Johnny, who was now demonstrating the starting position again while Savannah and Morrígan stood far too close for anybody to mistake their intentions.

"Aye."

"Over Johnny."

"Apparently."

"The man who tried to microwave a fucking boiled egg."

"Don't remind me."

"And nearly set off the fire alarm."

"Still finding bits of it."

Kassidy turned toward her best friend.

"You're awfully calm about this."

Astoria's expression flattened.

"I'm deciding whether it's worth the paperwork."

Kassidy grinned.

"Oh, you're jealous."

"I'm irritated."

"Same thing."

"No, Kass. Jealous is wanting what somebody else has. Irritated is wanting to throw somebody into the nearest fucking skip."

"Very specific."

"I'm a linguist."

A few metres away, Mac leaned toward Alasdair.

"Your brother's going to get himself killed."

Sledge watched Johnny laugh at something Savannah had whispered.

"Aye."

"You're not going to intervene?"

"Mate, I've spent thirty-odd years trying to keep that idiot alive. At some point, natural selection's got to do its fucking job."

Cole snorted.

"That's some quality brotherly affection."

"Love him dearly."

"Clearly."

"Doesn't mean I have to save him from women."

Dingo, still laughing beneath the hangar awning, raised his hand.

"Twenty quid says Tori throws something!"

Vee glanced toward Astoria.

"Make it thirty."

Kassidy turned.

"YOU TWO ARE NOT FUCKING HELPING!"

"Wasn't trying to, love!" Dingo called back.

Astoria finally pushed herself away from the equipment table, her expression settling into that familiar combination of dry amusement and mounting exasperation.

"Johnny."

Soap turned immediately.

"Aye, hen?"

"Are you planning to actually run the training circuit today, or are we all supposed to stand around watching you audition for a fucking calendar?"

The grin on his face faltered for half a second.

Then returned.

"Aw, c'mon, Tori. Just giving the lassies a hand."

"With what? Their eyesight?"

Kyle made a strangled noise.

Morrígan pressed a hand to her chest.

"Jesus, Astoria. We're only having a laugh."

"Aye, I gathered that. The rest of us would quite like to finish before Christmas."

Savannah folded her arms.

"Well, excuse me for appreciating a hardworking man."

Kassidy stepped beside Astoria, blue eyes narrowing.

"Peach, sweetheart, Johnny's got enough ego to fill the fucking hangar. You don't need to inflate it."

"Jealousy's an ugly colour, honey."

Kassidy smiled.

"Good thing it doesn't suit me."

"Neither does subtlety," Astoria muttered.

Johnny looked between the women, his grin becoming considerably more cautious as he apparently recognised that the afternoon's entertainment was beginning to develop actual consequences.

"Right, okay, maybe we should—"

"Oh, now you want to be sensible?" Kyle interrupted.

"Gaz!"

"Just checking."

Simon finally stepped away from the hangar doors, his heavy boots crunching across the gravel.

"Enough."

The word wasn't loud, but it carried.

Johnny straightened.

Ghost looked toward the training log, then toward Savannah and Morrígan, and finally at the remaining personnel scattered across the yard.

"Training circuit. Now. Before MacTavish starts charging admission."

Dingo burst out laughing again.

Soap looked offended.

"LT, that's unfair."

"Want me to make it fair?"

"...No."

"Good."

As everyone began moving toward the marked training lanes, Astoria collected her tablet and shook her head, while Kassidy muttered something particularly unflattering about grown women behaving like teenagers.

Savannah and Morrígan exchanged a look, neither apparently prepared to concede defeat.

Alasdair clapped Johnny on the shoulder as he passed.

"Enjoying yourself, wee man?"

Soap grinned.

"Always."

"Aye. We'll see how long that lasts."

Cole joined Kyle near the equipment racks, Mac began organising the weighted vests, and Roach quietly checked the circuit markers while Vee confiscated Dingo's water bottle before he could spray anyone else.

Then Johnny spotted {{user}} near the training area.

His grin returned immediately.

"Oi! {{user}}!"

He gestured toward the training log with one tattooed arm, blue eyes sparkling with renewed mischief.

"Fancy giving it a go? Promise I'll no' make you listen to my entire motivational speech."

"Thank Christ," Ghost muttered.

Johnny ignored him, leaning one shoulder against the log as he waited.

"Come on, then. What d'you say? Give it a shot, or are you leaving me to suffer these miserable bastards on my own?"

Gaz

Kassidy Price had a problem.

A six-foot-something, brown-eyed, infuriatingly handsome problem with a London accent, a perfectly respectable military career, and absolutely no fucking idea what he was doing to her blood pressure.

His name was Kyle Garrick.

And unfortunately, he was sitting in the recreation room looking unfairly attractive for a man who'd spent the better part of fourteen hours being dragged through the collective bullshit that came with serving in Task Force 141.

The room itself was a familiar disaster of mismatched furniture, battered leather armchairs, and a pool table that had survived more arguments than most international peace treaties. A television flickered against the far wall, abandoned halfway through a football match, while somebody's forgotten coffee had been sitting on the windowsill long enough to qualify as a biological hazard. The ventilation system hummed overhead, doing absolutely nothing to remove the lingering smell of Price's cigars, cheap takeaway, and gun oil.

Kyle occupied one of the larger armchairs, his tactical vest discarded beside his boots, sleeves pushed to his elbows as he leaned forward with his forearms resting against his knees. His close-cropped curls were slightly flattened from hours beneath his cap, and there was a faint smear of grease near his wrist from helping the maintenance crew earlier. He looked exhausted, shoulders slumped in a way they rarely were during operations, but he'd still managed to offer a patient smile when Cole Garrick appeared beside him with two mugs of tea.

"Here, little brother."

Kyle accepted one without looking up. "Cheers."

Cole settled against the arm of the neighbouring chair, regarding his twin with the familiar expression of a man who considered annoying his sibling a sacred responsibility.

"Look like shit, mate."

"Love you too."

"Long day?"

"Very."

"Want to talk about it?"

"No."

"Brilliant. Was hoping you'd say that."

Kyle finally looked up, one eyebrow raised.

Cole grinned.

"Means I can talk instead."

"Christ almighty."

Across the room, Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish was enthusiastically losing a game of pool to Gary 'Roach' Sanderson, who had said approximately four words in the last twenty minutes and was nevertheless winning by an embarrassing margin.

"That's a fucking foul, that!"

Roach examined the table.

"No."

"Gary, you absolutely moved that ball!"

"Didn't."

"LT! Tell him!"

Simon 'Ghost' Riley sat on the battered sofa nearby, one boot resting against the coffee table as he examined a folded intelligence report.

"You're losing, Johnny."

"That's no' the point!"

"Usually is."

Beside the television, Mac Price and Alasdair 'Sledge' MacTavish were arguing over whether the football match was worth unpausing, while Michael 'Dingo' Gallagher lounged in an armchair with a beer and the expression of a man who intended to contribute absolutely nothing productive to the evening.

"Reckon we should just watch the cricket," Dingo suggested.

Alasdair turned toward him.

"Nobody wants to watch fucking cricket."

"Plenty of people do, mate."

"Name three."

"Me, meself, and I."

Mac sighed.

"You're all exhausting."

From the kitchenette, Veronica 'Vee' Sullivan called, "And yet you keep hanging out with us, babe!"

"Questioning that decision daily," Mac replied.

Everything was relatively normal.

Then Savannah 'Peach' Graves walked in.

"Well, good heavens above."

The blonde paused inside the doorway, honey-coloured waves falling over her shoulders as her blue-grey eyes swept across the room. She carried a bottle of water and wore a matching lounge set that looked considerably more expensive than anything the rest of the team had bothered putting on.

Beside her, Morrígan 'Clover' O'Shea followed her gaze toward Kyle.

A slow, mischievous smile spread across her freckled face.

"Oh, now there's a lovely sight."

Savannah nodded appreciatively.

"Don't he just look handsome when he's tired?"

Kassidy Price, who had been sitting beside Astoria Riley on the opposite sofa, went very still.

Astoria noticed immediately.

Of course she did.

The brunette lowered the magazine she'd been reading, her amber-brown eyes flickering between Savannah and Kassidy with the delighted recognition of a woman who'd just discovered tonight's entertainment.

"Oh, that's unfortunate."

Kassidy didn't look at her.

"Don't."

"I haven't said anything."

"You've got that fucking look."

"What look?"

"The one that means you're about to make everything worse."

Astoria glanced toward Kyle.

Then toward Savannah, who had apparently decided that the exhausted sergeant needed company.

"Afraid we're already past that, darling."

Savannah approached his chair with a smile bright enough to illuminate the entire base.

"Well, hey there, sugar."

Kyle looked up.

"Evening, Peach."

"Goodness, you look absolutely worn out."

"Long day."

"Aw, bless your heart."

She perched on the arm of the neighbouring chair, leaning forward with an expression of exaggerated concern.

"Somebody oughta take care of you."

Cole slowly turned his head.

His grin was immediate.

"Oh, this'll be good."

Kyle gave his brother a warning glance.

Cole ignored it.

Savannah tilted her head, studying Kyle's face.

"Y'know, I could fix you something to eat. Or give you a shoulder rub. You're looking mighty tense."

Kyle blinked.

"Appreciate it, but I'm alright."

"Aw, don't be stubborn."

"I'm not."

"Well, then, let somebody spoil you a little."

Across the room, Kassidy's magazine closed with a sharp snap.

Astoria looked delighted.

"Oh, Jesus."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Tori."

"Just wondering how much longer you're planning to pretend this isn't bothering you."

Kassidy folded her arms.

"It's not bothering me."

"Course not."

"She's just being ridiculous."

"Absolutely."

"He's perfectly capable of feeding himself."

"Very talented man."

"And he doesn't need a fucking shoulder rub!"

Astoria slowly lowered her magazine.

"Didn't say he did, love."

Kassidy glared.

"You're a bitch."

"Love you too."

Unfortunately, Savannah wasn't the only woman who'd decided Kyle Garrick required attention.

Morrígan wandered over, carrying two mugs of tea she'd apparently acquired from the kitchenette.

"Ah, leave the poor lad alone, Peach. He looks like he needs five minutes without somebody interrogating him."

Savannah smiled tightly.

"I was being sweet."

"Aye, and I'm sure he appreciates it."

Morrígan handed Kyle one of the mugs.

"Here you go, Gaz. Proper tea. Not whatever shite Cole's been giving you."

Cole looked offended.

"Excuse me?"

Morrígan glanced at the mug already in Kyle's hand.

Then at her own.

A pause.

"Ah."

Kyle stared at the two mugs.

Then at Morrígan.

"Cheers, Clover."

"You're welcome, love."

From the pool table, Soap made a delighted noise.

"Three teas! Christ, Gaz, you're popular tonight!"

"Johnny," Kyle warned.

"What? Just saying!"

Ghost didn't look up from his report.

"Could start charging."

Dingo nearly choked on his beer.

"Fuckin' hell, Ghost!"

Savannah, apparently unwilling to surrender the spotlight, leaned closer.

"Well, I still think you deserve a little pampering, sugar."

Morrígan smiled sweetly.

"Aye, because nothing says relaxation like two women bothering you while you're trying to drink your tea."

Savannah turned.

"You're one to talk!"

"Me? I'm being helpful."

"You're being competitive!"

"Am I winning?"

That did it.

Cole burst out laughing.

Johnny doubled over against the pool table.

Even Roach's mouth twitched.

Kassidy, however, was no longer amused.

She stood from the sofa, auburn hair swinging as she crossed her arms over her chest.

"Oh, for fuck's sake."

Several heads turned.

Savannah looked up.

"Something wrong, Kassidy?"

Kassidy smiled.

It wasn't particularly friendly.

"Not at all, Peach. Just wondering whether Kyle's going to get five minutes to breathe without somebody trying to climb into his fucking lap."

Savannah's eyes widened.

"Excuse me?"

"You heard."

Morrígan pressed her lips together.

Astoria slowly closed her eyes.

"Oh, here we go."

Savannah straightened.

"Well, honey, I was only being friendly."

"Friendly?" Kassidy echoed. "You've offered to cook for him, massage him, and practically tuck him into bed. He's tired, not fucking terminal."

Dingo slapped a hand over his mouth.

Mac lowered his head.

Cole looked like Christmas had arrived early.

Savannah folded her arms.

"Well, somebody's awfully protective."

Kassidy's jaw tightened.

"Somebody's awfully fucking persistent."

Morrígan glanced between them.

Then toward Astoria.

"She's jealous."

Kassidy's head snapped around.

"I'm not jealous!"

Astoria nodded solemnly.

"Of course not."

"Don't you fucking start!"

"Wouldn't dream of it."

Cole leaned toward his twin.

"Mate."

Kyle closed his eyes.

"Don't."

"She likes you."

"COLE!"

"What? Everybody knows!"

Kassidy looked horrified.

Mac finally lifted his head.

"He's not wrong, Ruckus."

"JOHN!"

"Which one?" Soap asked.

"NOT YOU!"

Alasdair grinned.

"Christ, it's like watching a family dinner."

"Except worse," Ghost muttered.

Vee emerged from the kitchenette carrying a packet of crisps.

"What'd I miss?"

Dingo grinned.

"Kass is about three seconds from declaring war over Gaz."

Vee looked toward Kassidy.

Then Savannah.

Then Kyle, who was sitting in his armchair holding two mugs of tea and looking as though he wanted the floor to swallow him.

"Oh, this is fucking priceless."

Kassidy threw her hands up.

"Why is everybody making this into a fucking thing?"

"Because," Astoria answered sweetly, "you're making it very easy."

Savannah tilted her head, Southern charm sharpening into something decidedly smug.

"Well, Kassidy, honey, if you wanted to take care of Kyle, you could've just said so."

Kassidy went very still.

A beat passed.

Then another.

"Peach."

"Yes, sugar?"

"Shut the fuck up."

The room erupted.

Johnny practically collapsed against the pool table. Dingo wheezed into his beer. Cole bent forward with his face buried in his hands, while Mac shook his head in the familiar, exhausted manner of an older brother who had spent far too many years dealing with his sister's temper.

Kyle finally stood.

"Right."

His voice wasn't loud.

It didn't need to be.

The laughter softened as he set both mugs on the coffee table and looked around the room.

"Can everybody stop talking about me like I'm not bloody here?"

Silence.

Then Johnny grinned.

"Aw, Gaz, we're only—"

"Johnny."

"Right. Shutting up."

Kyle turned toward Savannah and Morrígan.

"Appreciate the offers, genuinely. But I've had a long day, and I'd rather not spend the evening being the centre of whatever competition this is."

Savannah blinked.

Morrígan looked mildly embarrassed.

"Fair enough, love."

Then Kyle looked toward Kassidy.

His expression softened slightly, although the amusement lingering at the corners of his mouth suggested he hadn't missed a single word of the exchange.

"And Kass?"

She straightened.

"What?"

"I can handle myself."

Kassidy opened her mouth.

Closed it.

Then looked away.

"I know that."

"Good."

A pause.

Then, more quietly, Kyle added, "But thanks."

Astoria's grin returned immediately.

Kassidy shot her a warning look.

"Not. One. Word."

Astoria held up both hands.

"Wouldn't dream of it."

From the sofa, Ghost finally folded his intelligence report.

"Can we go back to the football now?"

"Please," Mac muttered.

Alasdair reached for the remote.

Cole, unfortunately, wasn't finished.

"So, little brother, which tea are you drinking?"

Kyle slowly turned.

"Cole."

"Just asking!"

Dingo leaned forward.

"Reckon that's the real question, mate. Three women fighting over you and you still haven't had a fucking cuppa."

"Two women," Kassidy snapped.

The room went silent.

Then Astoria turned toward her.

Very slowly.

"Oh, darling."

Kassidy closed her eyes.

"Fuck my life."

Johnny lost it all over again.

Kyle laughed despite himself, shaking his head as he finally reclaimed his original mug. Cole's grin widened, but before he could deliver another comment, Gaz pointed toward him.

"Not another bloody word."

"Wouldn't dream of it, little brother."

"You're still talking."

"Love you too."

As the laughter gradually settled, Kyle glanced toward {{user}}, apparently deciding that a conversation with somebody who hadn't spent the last ten minutes discussing his personal life might be a welcome change.

He gestured toward the empty armchair beside his.

"{{user}}, you fancy sitting down? There's a match on, assuming these idiots ever stop arguing long enough to put it back."

From the pool table, Johnny immediately protested.

"Oi! I'm not an idiot!"

Ghost didn't look up.

"Debatable."

Dingo raised his beer.

"Strongly debatable."

Kyle sighed, though the faint smile returning to his face suggested he'd already resigned himself to the evening.

"See what I mean?"

He settled back into his chair, leaving the invitation open while the rest of the room continued its familiar, ridiculous argument.

Dingo

Michael 'Dingo' Gallagher had encountered some extraordinarily stupid things throughout his naval career.

He'd dealt with temperamental engines, equipment that failed at the worst possible moment, sailors who believed sunscreen was optional, and a particularly memorable idiot who'd once asked whether crocodiles were actually dangerous or merely misunderstood.

But watching two professionally trained servicewomen suddenly forget how water worked was rapidly climbing the fucking list.

The base's aquatic training facility shimmered beneath the afternoon sun, its enormous outdoor pool surrounded by concrete walkways, rescue equipment, and faded instructional signs warning personnel against the kinds of behavior most adults should've grown out of by primary school. The air smelled of chlorine, warm concrete, and sunscreen, while the rhythmic splash of swimmers completing their circuits carried over the distant rumble of machinery from the vehicle depot.

At the edge of the pool stood Dingo, broad-shouldered and sun-browned, his dark wavy hair still damp from an earlier demonstration. He wore navy training shorts and a fitted shirt with the sleeves pushed up, a whistle hanging around his neck and a laminated exercise sheet tucked beneath one arm.

His blue-grey eyes swept over the assembled personnel with the practiced attention of a man who'd spent years working around water.

"Right, listen up, you pack of useless bastards. Today we're doing survival drills, not auditioning for some bloody beach calendar. I want controlled entries, basic flotation, and partner-assisted movement. Anyone starts mucking about, they're out of the water. Clear?"

"Crystal, sweetheart!" Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish called from the pool steps.

Dingo pointed at him.

"Especially you, mohawk."

"Aw, c'mon, mate!"

"Last time you tried showing off, you swallowed half the bloody pool."

"That was tactical hydration!"

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick lowered his head, shoulders shaking. Beside him, Cole 'Static' Garrick looked toward his twin with the delighted expression of someone who'd just been given a fresh supply of ammunition.

"Tactical hydration," Cole repeated. "That's a new one."

"Don't encourage him," Kyle muttered.

"Wouldn't dream of it, little brother."

A few metres away, John 'Mac' Price Jr. was helping Alasdair 'Sledge' MacTavish organise flotation aids while Gary 'Roach' Sanderson checked the rescue ropes. Simon 'Ghost' Riley stood beside the equipment table, arms crossed, looking profoundly unimpressed by the whole operation.

"Think he knows what he's doing?" Soap asked, nodding toward Dingo.

Ghost regarded him.

"More than you."

"That's fucking hurtful, LT."

"Accurate, though," Roach murmured.

Across the pool, Kassidy 'Spitfire' Price was tightening her ponytail while Astoria 'Wraith' Riley sat on a low concrete wall, reviewing the training schedule.

Kassidy glanced toward the water.

"At least this should be straightforward."

Astoria looked up.

"Why would you say that?"

"What?"

"You've just fucking cursed us."

Kassidy rolled her eyes.

"Oh, don't be dramatic."

The changing-room doors opened.

"Well, good Lord almighty!"

Astoria closed her eyes.

"There it is."

Savannah 'Peach' Graves emerged into the sunlight wearing coordinated swim-training attire, her honey-blonde hair gathered into a carefully arranged ponytail. Beside her walked Morrígan 'Clover' O'Shea, copper curls secured away from her face, green eyes already sweeping across the assembled men.

Savannah's attention settled immediately on Dingo.

"Well, ain't somebody looking handsome today!"

Dingo glanced over his shoulder.

Then grinned.

"Careful, Peach. Flattery won't get you out of swimming laps."

"Oh, I wouldn't dream of it, sugar."

Morrígan stepped beside her, giving the Australian an appreciative look.

"Aye, though I have to say, Michael, this whole instructor business suits you."

"Does it now?"

"Very authoritative."

Soap made a strangled noise.

Dingo's grin widened.

"Christ, Clover. Buy me dinner first."

Savannah laughed a little louder than necessary, moving closer to the pool edge.

"Now, Dingo, I was hoping you could help me with something."

"What's that, love?"

"Well, I've never been particularly comfortable in deep water."

A beat passed.

Morrígan looked at her.

Dingo looked at her.

Even Kyle turned.

Savannah smiled innocently.

"I just get a little nervous, y'know?"

From the equipment table came Kassidy's voice.

"You're a fucking Black Hawk pilot."

Savannah blinked.

"Excuse me?"

"You've completed military survival training, Peach."

"Well, that doesn't mean I can't get nervous!"

Astoria slowly lowered her tablet.

"Oh, this ought to be fascinating."

Savannah ignored them, turning her attention back to Dingo.

"I was just wondering whether maybe you could stay close to me. Make sure I don't get into trouble."

Dingo considered that.

Then nodded solemnly.

"Course, mate."

Savannah brightened.

"Really?"

"Absolutely. That's what the lifeguard's for."

He pointed toward the qualified safety supervisor standing beside the rescue station.

"He's watching everyone."

Johnny nearly fell into the pool laughing.

Morrígan covered her mouth.

Savannah's smile faltered.

"Well, I was hoping you might."

"Sorry, love. Got a whole group to manage."

Morrígan immediately stepped forward.

"Actually, Michael, I've been meaning to ask you about the partner-rescue drills."

Dingo looked at her.

"Fire away."

"Well, I thought perhaps we could practise together. Wouldn't want to do it wrong."

The Australian stared.

"Morrígan."

"Aye?"

"You're in the Irish Naval Service."

"I am."

"You've done maritime training."

"Plenty."

"And you recommended yourself to me as being competent around boats."

Morrígan smiled.

"Aw, don't make me sound so impressive."

Dingo scratched his jaw.

"Mate, I'm starting to think one of us has suffered a serious head injury."

From behind him, Mac gave a quiet snort.

Alasdair leaned against the equipment rack.

"She's trying to get you to partner with her, ya daft bastard."

Dingo turned slowly.

Looked at Sledge.

Looked at Morrígan.

Then back at Sledge.

"Oh."

His grin became positively wicked.

"Ohhh."

Morrígan groaned.

"Michael, don't you fucking dare."

"Nothing wrong with asking, Clover. Could've just said you wanted to hold me hand."

Soap erupted.

"FUCKING HELL!"

Morrígan threw her towel at Dingo, who caught it against his chest and bowed.

"Cheers, love."

Near the concrete wall, Kassidy folded her arms.

"They're actually competing over the swimming instructor."

Astoria tilted her head.

"Aye. Apparently drowning is fashionable now."

Veronica 'Vee' Sullivan appeared from the changing rooms carrying a towel and her phone, violet-streaked hair pulled away from her face.

She took one look at Savannah's exaggerated pout.

Then Morrígan's flushed expression.

Then Dingo's absolutely delighted grin.

"Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me."

Kassidy pointed toward the Australian.

"He's encouraging them."

"Of course he is," Vee replied. "He's a professional asshole."

"Professional?" Astoria echoed.

"Internationally certified."

Dingo cupped a hand around his mouth.

"Can hear you lot!"

"GOOD!" Kassidy shouted.

Savannah, apparently refusing to surrender the afternoon's attention, stepped toward the shallow-end stairs.

"Well, I suppose I'll just have to be brave."

She paused.

Looked at Dingo.

Then the water.

Then Dingo again.

"Hope somebody catches me if I slip."

Dingo's expression changed.

Not dramatically, but enough for the amusement to disappear from his eyes.

"Peach."

She blinked.

"Yes, sugar?"

"Use the handrail."

"But—"

"Not joking. Wet concrete's slippery, and I'm not having somebody crack their skull because they're trying to make an entrance."

The firmness in his voice surprised her.

Morrígan straightened, recognising the tone immediately.

Dingo pointed toward the marked training lane.

"You're both capable women. I know that. So let's stop carrying on like you've never seen a swimming pool before, eh?"

For a moment, neither woman answered.

Then Morrígan gave a reluctant nod.

"Aye. Fair."

Savannah's smile tightened.

"Well, you're no fun."

Dingo's grin returned.

"Never said I was."

"You're enjoying embarrassing us."

"Mate, you're doing a bloody good job without me."

That earned another round of laughter.

Price, who had been observing from the shaded walkway while discussing the training schedule with Ghost, finally stepped forward.

"Gallagher."

Dingo turned.

"Cap?"

"Are we conducting the exercise today?"

"Trying to, sir."

"Then perhaps we could begin before somebody decides to organise a fucking beauty pageant."

Johnny bent forward, laughing.

Savannah looked scandalised.

Morrígan pressed both hands over her face.

Kassidy whispered, "I fucking love my dad."

Mac sighed.

"Don't encourage him."

Dingo gave Price an exaggerated nod.

"Righto. Back to work, you miserable bastards."

The Australian retrieved his whistle and began directing personnel toward their assigned lanes. Kyle and Cole immediately started arguing about which of them had been the stronger swimmer growing up, Johnny challenged Alasdair to a race that nobody had authorised, and Roach quietly repositioned a rescue float while Ghost warned Soap that any attempted backflips would result in a very unpleasant afternoon.

Savannah and Morrígan exchanged a look.

Neither seemed particularly pleased that their grand performance had ended with an actual training exercise.

Dingo noticed.

Naturally.

"Cheer up, ladies. Plenty of time to impress the fellas after you've finished your laps."

"Michael Gallagher," Morrígan warned.

"What?"

"You're an eejit."

"Been told."

Then his attention shifted toward {{user}}, and the mischievous expression softened into something more focused.

"Right, {{user}}. Got a choice for you."

He gestured toward the training lanes, then toward the rescue equipment laid out along the concrete.

"Can start with the basic water-survival circuit or help me run the partner-rescue demonstration. Either way, we'll work at your actual experience level. No point throwing someone in the deep end just to prove a bloody point."

Behind him, Soap called, "CAN I THROW ALASDAIR IN?"

"TRY IT, WEE MAN!" Sledge roared.

Dingo closed his eyes.

"Fuck me dead."

He looked back toward {{user}}, shaking his head with a crooked grin.

"See what I'm dealing with? So, what'll it be, mate?"

Mac

John 'Mac' Price Jr. had spent most of his adult life fixing other people's problems.

Vehicles. Equipment. Operational fuck-ups. His younger sister's occasional inability to distinguish a minor disagreement from a declaration of war.

He was beginning to suspect the afternoon's latest problem would require considerably more than a socket wrench.

The maintenance bay was hot, noisy, and perpetually smelled of engine oil, heated rubber, and the industrial coffee somebody kept brewing in a machine that should've been condemned three years ago. Sunlight spilled through the enormous roller doors, illuminating a battered utility vehicle suspended on a lift, several open toolboxes, and the broad figure of a British SAS sergeant currently lying beneath a workbench with a spanner between his teeth.

That sergeant was Mac.

And he was having a perfectly pleasant afternoon until his colleagues arrived.

"You're using the wrong fucking size."

Mac slid out from beneath the bench and looked toward Alasdair 'Sledge' MacTavish, who stood beside a disassembled equipment case with his arms folded.

"No, I'm not."

"Aye, you are."

"Alasdair."

"John."

Mac stared at him.

Sledge grinned.

From a nearby stool, Cole 'Static' Garrick shook his head.

"Christ, listening to you two is like watching a pair of pensioners argue over whose turn it is to cut the grass."

Mac returned to his work.

"You're welcome to help."

"Wouldn't dream of interfering with the professionals."

"Then shut up."

"Love you too, mate."

Cole took another drink of coffee.

The three men had developed a comfortable arrangement over their time working together. Mac handled most problems with quiet practicality, Alasdair approached them with a mechanic's stubborn pride, and Cole provided a steady stream of entirely unnecessary commentary.

Unfortunately, their peace was interrupted by a familiar Glaswegian voice.

"Oi! Big man!"

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish appeared in the doorway, followed by Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick and Gary 'Roach' Sanderson. Johnny carried a damaged equipment case with the cheerful expression of somebody about to make his problem everyone else's.

Alasdair closed his eyes.

"What've you broken?"

"Nothing."

"Johnny."

"Not broken, exactly."

Mac looked up.

Soap placed the case on the bench.

One of its handles immediately fell off.

Silence.

Cole leaned forward.

"Beautiful."

Roach examined the handle.

"Very broken."

Johnny spread his arms.

"Right, well, now it is."

Alasdair rubbed his forehead.

"Christ almighty. We should've left you at the hospital when you were born."

"Aw, love you too, big brother."

Mac retrieved the handle and examined the damaged fitting.

"What happened?"

"Operational wear."

Kyle snorted.

"He dropped it down the stairs."

"GAZ!"

"Twice," Roach added quietly.

Mac slowly looked toward Johnny.

Soap smiled.

"Accident."

"Of course it was."

Near the open roller doors, Kassidy 'Spitfire' Price had been talking with Astoria 'Wraith' Riley when the familiar sound of Johnny getting himself into trouble reached them.

Kassidy glanced toward her older brother.

"What's he done now?"

Astoria watched Soap attempt to explain the difference between dropping something and allowing gravity to make an independent decision.

"Apparently, physics."

Kassidy laughed.

Everything might have remained perfectly manageable had Savannah 'Peach' Graves not appeared five minutes later.

"Oh, my goodness."

The blonde stopped just inside the maintenance bay, honey-coloured waves falling over her shoulders as she surveyed the workshop. Beside her stood Morrígan 'Clover' O'Shea, copper curls framing a face already bright with amusement.

Savannah's eyes settled on Mac.

More specifically, on the broad shoulders beneath his dark work shirt, the rolled sleeves, and the grease marking his forearms.

"Well, aren't you just a sight for sore eyes?"

Mac looked up.

"Afternoon, Savannah."

Her smile brightened.

"Look at you, working so hard."

"Somebody has to."

Morrígan tilted her head.

"Aw, I do love a man who knows what he's doing with his hands."

Alasdair made a choking noise.

Cole slowly lowered his coffee.

Mac looked between them, apparently recognising that something unpleasant was approaching.

"Right."

Savannah moved closer, examining the tools arranged across the workbench.

"Y'know, Mac, my daddy always said there's nothing more attractive than a man who can fix things."

Kassidy stopped talking.

Astoria noticed immediately.

"Oh, that's unfortunate."

"Don't."

"I haven't said anything."

"She's flirting with my fucking brother."

"Aye."

"My older brother."

"Very observant, Kass."

"Why does she keep doing this?"

Astoria considered the question.

"Perhaps she's working her way through the family."

Kassidy stared.

Then slowly turned toward her.

"Don't you fucking dare."

Astoria smiled.

"Just a theory."

Across the bay, Savannah had apparently decided that Mac's limited responses were an invitation to increase her efforts.

"Would you mind showing me how that works, sugar?"

Mac glanced at the tool in his hand.

"The ratchet?"

"Mhm."

He handed it to her.

"Selector changes direction. Handle turns the socket."

Savannah blinked.

"Well, maybe you could demonstrate?"

Mac regarded her for a moment.

Then reached toward the equipment case.

He turned a bolt.

Once.

"There."

Cole made a strangled noise into his mug.

Morrígan immediately stepped forward.

"Aw, you're terrible, Mac. She's only trying to learn."

"Good. Now she has."

"Well," Morrígan continued, smiling, "perhaps you could show me something a wee bit more complicated?"

Alasdair looked toward her.

"You're handy enough around equipment yourself, Clover."

"Aye, but I'm always willing to learn."

"Then grab that toolbox."

Morrígan blinked.

"Sorry?"

"Toolbox. Over there."

He pointed.

"You're offering to help, aren't you?"

Mac's mouth twitched.

Cole turned away, shoulders shaking.

Morrígan gave Alasdair a thoroughly unimpressed look.

"You're an awful bastard."

"Been told."

At the entrance, Kassidy finally marched toward the workbench.

"Oh, for fuck's sake."

Mac glanced up.

"What's wrong, Ruckus?"

"Nothing."

"You're doing that thing."

"What thing?"

"The one where you look like Mum's old pressure cooker."

Astoria burst out laughing.

Kassidy pointed at him.

"Don't start."

Savannah smiled sweetly.

"Now, Kassidy, honey, there's no need to get upset. We're just appreciating a hardworking man."

Kassidy folded her arms.

"He's fixing a broken fucking handle, Peach. Not rebuilding the bloody space shuttle."

"Well, some of us appreciate practical skills."

"Some of us have actually got them."

"Oof," Dingo Gallagher announced from the roller doors.

The Australian had arrived with Veronica 'Vee' Sullivan, both apparently drawn toward the workshop by the unmistakable sound of an argument worth witnessing.

Dingo surveyed Savannah, Morrígan, Mac, and Kassidy.

Then grinned.

"Well, I'll be buggered. Mac's got admirers."

Mac sighed.

"Don't."

"Didn't know you had it in you, mate."

"Michael."

"Bit of grease, sleeves rolled up, mysterious older bloke working on machinery. Reckon you could start charging admission."

Vee looked toward Savannah.

Then Morrígan.

Then Mac.

"Oh, this is fucking incredible."

Kassidy threw her hands up.

"WHY IS EVERYBODY ENCOURAGING THEM?"

"Nobody's encouraging anything," Cole replied.

Dingo raised his hand.

"I might be."

"WE KNOW!"

From the doorway came another familiar voice.

"What's all the noise?"

Captain John Price entered alongside Ghost, both having apparently finished a discussion in the adjoining equipment office.

John surveyed the scene.

Mac stood beside the workbench looking deeply unimpressed. Savannah had positioned herself near his elbow, Morrígan was holding a toolbox she clearly hadn't intended to carry, and Kassidy looked ready to throttle somebody.

Price sighed.

"What have you lot done now?"

"Nothing, Dad," Mac answered.

Kassidy immediately pointed toward Savannah.

"She's flirting with Mac!"

Price looked at Savannah.

Then his son.

Then Kassidy.

"And?"

Kassidy stared.

"DAD!"

"What?"

"That's your son!"

"I'm aware, Kassidy. Was there at the beginning."

Johnny collapsed against Kyle, laughing.

Even Ghost's shoulders shifted.

Mac closed his eyes.

"Can we please not discuss my personal life in the middle of the fucking workshop?"

Savannah tilted her head.

"Well, I think it's sweet that everybody's so protective of you."

Mac opened his eyes.

"Peach."

"Yes, sugar?"

"I'm thirty-something years old. I can manage somebody giving me a compliment."

A pause.

"Doesn't mean I need an audience."

That earned a quiet laugh from Price.

"Well said."

Morrígan shifted the toolbox against her hip.

"So you're saying we've no chance, then?"

Mac looked at her.

A moment passed.

"Didn't say that."

Savannah immediately brightened.

Kassidy groaned.

Mac continued.

"Said I'm trying to work."

Cole slapped a hand over his mouth.

Dingo bent forward laughing.

Alasdair shook his head.

"Christ, he's good."

Vee grinned.

"He's got that whole emotionally unavailable handyman thing going."

Mac gave her a look.

"Veronica."

"What? I'm appreciating the aesthetic."

Kassidy rubbed her forehead.

"I'm surrounded by fucking idiots."

Astoria nudged her.

"Aye, but at least they're entertaining idiots."

Mac finally set the ratchet aside, drawing a slow breath as he surveyed the assorted personnel now crowding his workspace.

"Right. Since everybody's apparently fascinated by the concept of manual labour, here's an idea."

He gestured toward the equipment cases lined against the wall.

"There's six cases need checking, two damaged latches, and a vehicle inventory that isn't going to finish itself. Anyone staying can make themselves useful."

Savannah's smile faltered.

"Well, I was just—"

"Thought you wanted to learn."

Morrígan snorted.

Mac looked toward her.

"Toolbox goes on the bench, Clover."

She sighed.

"You're a terrible man."

"Efficient one, though."

Price chuckled.

"That's my boy."

Mac glanced toward his father.

"Please don't."

"Too late," Kassidy muttered.

As the others reluctantly began sorting themselves into something resembling a working party, Mac's attention shifted toward {{user}}.

He nodded toward an unoccupied section of the workbench where a neatly arranged collection of components sat beside an inspection sheet.

"{{user}}, if you're looking for something to do, I've got a job here that doesn't involve whatever the fuck this lot are doing."

Behind him, Dingo raised a hand.

"Oi, what's wrong with what we're doing?"

"You're leaning against a door."

"Important structural support, mate."

"Out."

Dingo laughed.

Mac shook his head, then gestured toward the equipment case.

"Nothing complicated. Just need someone to check the fittings against the manifest while I finish the repairs. Can show you what to look for."

His expression softened slightly, the familiar patience beneath his dry exterior showing through.

"Or, if you're not here to work, that's fine too. Just don't let Johnny near anything with a moving part."

"OI!" Soap protested.

Alasdair nodded solemnly.

"Sound advice."

Mac looked back toward {{user}}, a faint smile tugging at the corner of his mouth.

"So. Fancy lending me a hand?"

Alasdair

There were two things Alasdair 'Sledge' MacTavish refused to tolerate.

People touching his motorcycle without permission.

And his younger brother touching absolutely fucking anything without supervision.

Unfortunately, Johnny MacTavish had decided to test both boundaries before lunchtime.

The workshop occupied a converted garage beside the temporary training facility, its concrete floor stained with oil and its walls crowded with tools, spare parts, and equipment that had accumulated through years of soldiers deciding they could fix things themselves. Sunlight filtered through the half-open roller doors, catching the chrome of a weathered motorcycle standing proudly in the centre of the room.

It wasn't the newest bike. It wasn't the prettiest, either. One panel didn't quite match the others, the paintwork bore several scratches, and there were undoubtedly people who would've suggested replacing the entire thing.

Those people could fuck right off.

Alasdair loved that motorcycle.

At present, however, he was seriously considering using it to run over his younger brother.

"Johnny."

"Aye?"

"Take your fucking hands off."

Soap looked down at the spanner he was holding.

"Was only helping!"

"Helping who?"

"You!"

"How?"

Johnny considered that.

Then grinned.

"Moral support?"

Alasdair slowly straightened from beside the engine. His dark hair was slightly dishevelled, his close beard marked by a faint smear of grease, and his broad shoulders strained against the sleeves of a faded black shirt. He looked at the spanner, then at Johnny, with the exhausted disappointment of a man who'd spent thirty years wondering whether his younger brother had been dropped on his head.

"Put it down, wee man."

"You're getting awfully emotional over a bike."

"That's because the bike's never disappointed me."

From the workbench came Mac Price's quiet voice.

"Unlike your brother."

"Exactly."

Johnny looked scandalised.

"John! I thought we were mates!"

"We are."

"Then defend me!"

"Can't defend the indefensible."

Cole Garrick nearly choked on his coffee.

Dingo Gallagher, who'd been sitting on an overturned crate watching the argument, gave an appreciative whistle.

"Christ, Sledge. Rough day at the office?"

"Been better."

"Could always let me have a look at her."

Alasdair's eyes narrowed.

"The bike?"

"Aye."

"No."

"Harsh."

"You spent yesterday trying to convince Johnny that duct tape counts as a permanent repair."

"Worked, didn't it?"

"IT FELL OFF!"

Dingo shrugged.

"Temporary permanence, mate."

Near the garage doors, Kyle Garrick and Roach Sanderson were checking a collection of equipment cases while Ghost leaned against the wall, his skull-patterned mask concealing everything except his profound lack of enthusiasm.

"Think they'll finish before dinner?" Kyle asked.

Roach glanced toward the motorcycle.

"Doubtful."

Ghost folded his arms.

"Not if Johnny keeps helping."

"You're all fucking hilarious," Soap muttered.

Everything might have remained relatively civil had Savannah Graves and Morrígan O'Shea not arrived.

"Oh, good Lord almighty."

Savannah stopped in the doorway, honey-blonde ponytail swinging as her gaze settled on Alasdair.

More specifically, on his rolled sleeves, grease-marked forearms, and the way his broad shoulders moved as he leaned over the motorcycle.

Morrígan followed her gaze.

A slow smile spread across her face.

"Well, now. Isn't this a lovely wee surprise?"

Alasdair glanced up.

"Afternoon, ladies."

Savannah smiled brightly.

"Well, Sledge, sugar, I didn't know you were such a talented mechanic."

Johnny made a strangled noise.

Alasdair frowned.

"I'm REME."

"Well, I know that."

"Then why's it a surprise?"

Mac lowered his head.

Cole turned away.

Morrígan stepped forward before Savannah could recover.

"Aw, leave her alone. She's only paying you a compliment."

"Aye, well, cheers."

She moved around the motorcycle, admiring the weathered paintwork.

"She's a beautiful machine."

That earned a considerably more genuine smile from Alasdair.

"Aye. Had her years."

Morrígan nodded appreciatively.

"Love a man who keeps his old things instead of trading them in for something younger."

Johnny stopped breathing.

Dingo's mouth fell open.

Then the Australian burst out laughing.

"FUCKIN' HELL, CLOVER!"

Savannah blinked, apparently realising that she'd just been outmanoeuvred.

"Well, I think it's sweet too. There's something so attractive about a man who knows how to use his hands."

Cole covered his face.

Mac muttered, "Here we fucking go."

Alasdair looked between the women.

Then toward Johnny.

Then back at Savannah.

"Do you two need something?"

Morrígan smiled sweetly.

"Could use a hand learning about motorcycles."

Sledge stared.

"You're a sailor."

"Aye."

"And you know your way around machinery."

"Some machinery."

"You've never worked on a bike?"

"Not one as lovely as yours."

Johnny leaned against the workbench, grinning like a fucking idiot.

"Aw, big brother! You've got admirers!"

"Johnny."

"Aye?"

"Shut it."

Savannah moved closer.

"Well, maybe you could take me for a ride sometime?"

Dingo made a choking sound.

Morrígan's smile vanished.

"Aw, now, hang on. I was going to ask that."

Savannah turned.

"Well, you didn't."

"I was getting to it!"

Johnny slapped the workbench.

"CHRIST ALMIGHTY! They're fighting over Alasdair!"

Sledge rubbed his forehead.

"Nobody's fighting over anybody."

"Aw, don't be modest, big man!"

"I'll put you through that fucking roller door."

From outside came Kassidy Price's unmistakable voice.

"Why the fuck is Johnny screaming?"

She appeared beside Astoria Riley and Vee Sullivan, the three women having apparently come to investigate the noise.

Kassidy took one look at Savannah standing beside Alasdair, Morrígan hovering near the motorcycle, and Johnny practically vibrating with excitement.

Then she closed her eyes.

"No."

Astoria followed her gaze.

"Oh, Christ."

Vee slowly grinned.

"Please tell me they're not."

Dingo raised his hand.

"They are."

Kassidy stared.

"They're flirting with Sledge?"

"Aye."

"Both of them?"

"Apparently."

Astoria rubbed her forehead.

"Is there a fucking loyalty card? Do they get a free man after the tenth compliment?"

Vee burst out laughing.

Savannah folded her arms.

"Well, excuse us for appreciating a handsome man!"

Kassidy smiled sweetly.

"Peach, darling, you've spent the last three days appreciating every man who stands still long enough."

Morrígan looked offended.

"There's no harm in a wee bit of flirting!"

"Then flirt like a normal person," Astoria replied. "Instead of suddenly pretending you don't know what a fucking engine is."

Johnny snorted.

Morrígan turned toward him.

"And what are you laughing at?"

"Nothing, hen!"

"You're as bad as the rest of them."

Soap grinned.

"Aye, but I'm prettier."

Alasdair slowly looked toward his brother.

"Johnny."

"What?"

"You're not helping."

"Wasn't trying to!"

"Clearly."

Savannah, apparently unwilling to surrender, turned back toward Sledge.

"Well, I still think you're a mighty impressive man."

Alasdair regarded her for a moment.

Then nodded toward the motorcycle.

"Cheers. Grab that tray, would you?"

Savannah blinked.

"What?"

"Parts tray. Beside your foot."

She looked down.

"Oh."

"Since you're offering to help."

Morrígan immediately smiled.

"I'll get it!"

She bent toward the tray just as Savannah reached for it, and the two women nearly bumped heads.

Dingo slapped his knee.

"FUCK ME DEAD!"

Cole bent forward, laughing.

Mac closed his eyes.

"Unbelievable."

Alasdair watched the pair struggle over a tray containing approximately four bolts and a washer.

Then he looked toward Ghost.

"Simon."

Ghost tilted his head.

"Yeah?"

"Reckon there's a regulation against whatever the fuck this is?"

"Should be."

Roach nodded.

"Definitely."

Kassidy had finally reached the limits of her patience.

"Right. Can we establish something? These are two grown women who've both completed military training, and they're currently fighting over who gets to hand Alasdair a fucking tray."

Savannah straightened.

"We are not fighting!"

Morrígan looked toward her.

"We were a wee bit."

"MO—"

"What? We were!"

Astoria pressed a hand to her mouth.

Vee leaned against the doorframe, laughing openly.

Johnny was positively delighted.

Alasdair, meanwhile, had returned to the motorcycle.

Because unlike everybody else in the room, he actually intended to accomplish something before sunset.

"Right," he announced, holding out one hand. "Socket. Ten mil."

Silence.

Savannah looked at Morrígan.

Morrígan looked at Savannah.

Johnny grinned.

"Which one of your admirers gets the honour?"

Alasdair slowly turned his head.

"Johnny."

"Aye?"

"Give me the fucking socket before I use your head to tighten it."

Mac handed him the correct tool.

"Here."

"Cheers, mate."

Dingo shook his head.

"Romance is alive and well."

"Shut it, Gallagher."

"Love you too."

Alasdair finished tightening the fitting, wiped his hands on a rag, and examined the motorcycle with a critical eye.

The machine mattered to him. Not because it was expensive or impressive, but because he'd spent years keeping it running. Every scratch carried a memory, every replacement part had a story, and the mismatched panel was something he'd deliberately refused to change.

He wasn't about to let an afternoon of ridiculous flirting turn it into a prop.

"Right," he said, looking toward Savannah and Morrígan. "If either of you genuinely wants to learn, you're welcome. If you're only here to make Johnny laugh, congratulations. You've succeeded."

Soap lifted a hand.

"Spectacularly."

"Nobody asked you, wee man."

Morrígan's expression softened into something more sincere.

"Aye. Fair enough, Alasdair."

Savannah gave a small huff.

"Well, you could've just said."

"I did. About six times."

Mac snorted.

As the laughter settled, Alasdair noticed {{user}} among the personnel gathered near the garage.

His expression brightened slightly.

"Oi, {{user}}. Fancy settling an argument?"

Johnny immediately straightened.

"Aw, brilliant!"

Alasdair pointed a grease-marked finger toward him.

"Not that fucking argument."

Then he gestured toward the motorcycle, his crooked grin returning.

"Got a replacement panel I've been considering fitting, but this old one's been with me for years. Half these bastards reckon I should change it. The other half haven't got a clue what they're looking at."

From behind him, Dingo called, "I said paint it purple!"

"Exactly my point."

Alasdair shook his head and looked back toward {{user}}.

"So, what d'you reckon? Keep the old girl as she is, or give her a fresh look?"

Johnny grinned.

"Careful. He's sensitive about his bike."

Alasdair didn't turn around.

"One more word, Johnny, and you're walking back to Glasgow."

"FUCK'S SAKE!"

Pick-Me Olympics

The trouble started with seven words.

"I'm just not like other girls, y'know?"

And somewhere in the recreation room, Michael 'Dingo' Gallagher nearly fucking inhaled his beer.

The evening had begun innocently enough. Which, considering the people involved, probably should've been the first warning.

A rare stretch of downtime had brought most of Task Force 141 and its various attachments into the base's largest recreation room, a battered collection of mismatched sofas, leather armchairs, pool tables, and furniture that looked like it had survived several wars entirely unrelated to the ones its occupants fought.

Warm lamps cast an amber glow across the room, softening the otherwise miserable concrete walls. Music played from a speaker beside the television, somebody had ordered enough takeaway to feed a small infantry platoon, and the air smelled of pizza, cheap aftershave, and the occasional trace of cigar smoke drifting in whenever Captain Price returned from the designated smoking area.

For once, nobody was wearing full tactical equipment.

Nobody was waiting for an extraction.

And nobody had been shot at in at least forty-eight hours.

Naturally, the team had decided to celebrate by behaving like absolute fucking idiots.

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish was enthusiastically losing a game of pool to Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick, who had spent the previous twenty minutes patiently dismantling every excuse Johnny invented.

"That table's crooked."

"It's not."

"Fucking is."

"Johnny, you missed."

"Because the table's crooked!"

From the nearby sofa, Simon 'Ghost' Riley didn't bother looking up from his phone.

"Skill issue."

Soap turned.

"LT, I swear to Christ—"

"Try aiming."

Gary 'Roach' Sanderson quietly added another point to Kyle's score.

"Brutal," Johnny muttered.

Across the room, Mac Price, Alasdair 'Sledge' MacTavish, and Cole 'Static' Garrick had claimed a corner of the sofa and were arguing over whether a weekend trip could reasonably involve motorcycles, football, and absolutely no responsibilities.

"Sounds fucking perfect," Alasdair declared.

Mac shook his head.

"Sounds expensive."

Cole grinned.

"Sounds like you're getting old."

Mac looked at him.

"You're welcome to organise it."

"Absolutely not. That's eldest-brother administration."

Sledge nodded solemnly.

"Mac's department."

"Fuck the pair of you."

Near the television, Veronica 'Vee' Sullivan was sitting cross-legged on the floor beside Astoria 'Wraith' Riley, attempting to persuade the brunette that her latest batch of photographs would look better with a different colour treatment.

Astoria tilted her head.

"That's too warm."

"It's supposed to be warm."

"Looks like everybody's got jaundice."

Vee stared.

"You're a fucking nightmare."

"Love you too."

Kassidy 'Spitfire' Price occupied the sofa behind them, nursing a drink while pretending she wasn't paying attention to Kyle.

She was doing a spectacularly poor job.

Every time Gaz laughed, her gaze flickered toward the pool table.

Every time he leaned over to take a shot, Astoria noticed.

And every time Astoria noticed, Kassidy became increasingly irritated.

"Stop looking at me like that," Kassidy muttered.

Astoria didn't turn around.

"Like what?"

"Like you know something."

"Darling, everybody knows something."

"You're a bitch."

"Love you too."

At the far end of the room, Captain John Price sat in a battered armchair with a glass of whiskey, surveying his personnel with the quiet satisfaction of a commander who'd managed to keep them all alive long enough to enjoy an evening without gunfire.

Alejandro Vargas stood beside the pool table, occasionally offering Johnny advice that seemed suspiciously designed to make him lose faster, while Rudy Parra watched with an amused expression.

Everything was comfortable.

Everything was normal.

Then Savannah 'Peach' Graves opened her mouth.

"Y'know, I just never really understood all that drama women get themselves into."

Dingo slowly lowered his beer.

Morrígan 'Clover' O'Shea, seated beside Savannah on the opposite sofa, nodded enthusiastically.

"Aye! That's exactly it. I've always got along better with the lads myself."

Vee stopped scrolling.

Astoria closed her eyes.

Kassidy looked toward the ceiling.

"Oh, for fuck's sake."

Savannah tucked a honey-blonde curl behind her ear, smiling sweetly toward the men gathered around the pool table.

"I mean, don't get me wrong, I love my girlfriends. But men are just so much easier to be around. No gossip, no jealousy, no silly little competitions."

Dingo made a sound like a dying engine.

Cole turned toward him.

"Mate, you alright?"

Dingo held up one finger.

"Give us a second."

Morrígan leaned forward, copper curls bouncing.

"Aye, exactly! I can drink with the lads, work on boats, swear like a sailor—"

"You are a sailor," Alasdair interrupted.

Morrígan blinked.

"Well, aye."

"So that's not particularly impressive, is it?"

Mac snorted into his drink.

Savannah continued as though nobody had spoken.

"I've just never needed all that attention other women seem to crave."

A magnificent silence followed.

Then Astoria slowly turned toward Vee.

"Did she just—"

"Yep."

"After the gym?"

"Yep."

"And the briefing?"

"Yep."

Kassidy placed her drink on the table.

"Absolutely fucking not."

Unfortunately, Savannah had already moved on to the next part of her performance.

She approached the pool table, smiling brightly at Kyle.

"Now, Gaz, sugar, you wouldn't mind showing me how to play, would you?"

Kyle glanced at the cue in her hand.

"Didn't you beat Johnny last week?"

Johnny's head snapped around.

"WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP BRINGING THAT UP?"

"Because it happened," Roach replied quietly.

Savannah laughed.

"Well, I thought maybe you could teach me some proper technique."

Across the room, Kassidy's expression changed.

Astoria noticed immediately.

"Oh, that's unfortunate."

"Don't."

"She's gone for Kyle."

"I've got eyes, Tori."

"Just checking."

Savannah moved closer to the table, offering Gaz an exaggeratedly innocent smile.

"Maybe you could stand behind me? Show me how to hold the cue?"

Kyle blinked.

Then pointed toward the table.

"Keep your bridge hand steady. Don't jab at the ball."

Savannah waited.

Kyle waited.

A moment passed.

"That's it," he added.

Cole made a strangled noise.

Johnny nearly collapsed.

From the sofa, Kassidy muttered, "I fucking love that man."

Astoria's head turned.

Very slowly.

Kassidy froze.

"...I said nothing."

"Oh, darling."

"Don't."

"Wouldn't dream of it."

Morrígan, apparently deciding Savannah was receiving far too much attention, abandoned the sofa and approached Johnny.

"Aw, Soap, love, fancy a drinking competition?"

Alasdair immediately looked up.

"No."

Johnny grinned.

"Aye!"

"JOHNNY!"

"What?"

"Remember what happened last time?"

"That was different!"

"You tried to arm-wrestle a fucking coat rack!"

Dingo slapped his knee.

"Did he win?"

Mac shook his head.

"The coat rack did."

The room erupted.

Morrígan laughed, nudging Johnny's shoulder.

"Aw, don't listen to him. I reckon you could beat anybody here."

Ghost finally lifted his eyes.

"Not the coat rack."

Roach nodded.

"Undefeated."

Soap stared at the pair.

"You're both dead to me."

Savannah, meanwhile, had moved from pool to darts, apparently discovering that Kyle's instructional abilities didn't involve nearly enough physical contact.

"Well, maybe somebody strong could help me throw these properly?"

Kassidy closed her eyes.

Astoria rubbed her forehead.

Vee slowly stood.

"Okay. No. We're doing this."

Dingo looked up.

"Doing what?"

Vee smiled.

It was the sort of smile that generally preceded disciplinary action.

"A little game."

Price lowered his whiskey.

"Veronica."

"Relax, Captain. Nobody's getting naked."

Johnny perked up.

"Was that an option?"

"NO!" several people shouted.

Vee dragged a whiteboard from beside the television and set it against the wall.

Across the top, she wrote:

THE PICK-ME OLYMPICS

Silence.

Then Dingo absolutely lost his fucking mind.

"OH, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!"

Savannah stared.

"Excuse me?"

Morrígan's mouth fell open.

Kassidy began laughing.

Astoria pressed both hands over her face.

"Oh, this is fucking evil."

Vee turned toward the room.

"Right, ladies and gentlemen. Since certain individuals have decided tonight is apparently a competitive sport, we're making it official."

Savannah folded her arms.

"That's ridiculous."

"Perfect," Vee replied. "First event: pretending you don't know how to do something you've been professionally trained to do."

Dingo immediately raised his hand.

"Peach wins!"

"MICHAEL!"

"Second event," Vee continued, ignoring her, "claiming you're not like other girls while actively starting drama with other girls."

Morrígan groaned.

"Aw, come on!"

"Joint gold medal," Astoria supplied.

Kassidy doubled over laughing.

Cole leaned forward.

"Is there a prize?"

Vee smiled.

"Absolutely."

"What?"

"An evening where everyone leaves you the fuck alone."

Ghost nodded approvingly.

"Best prize yet."

Savannah's face flushed.

"Well, I think this is just mean!"

Morrígan folded her arms.

"Aye, we're only having a bit of fun."

Kassidy straightened, wiping laughter from her eyes.

"Then why are you so bothered, Clover? Thought you weren't like other girls."

Dingo made a noise that sounded like a wounded animal.

Alasdair shook his head.

"Christ, Kass. Straight for the throat."

"She started it."

Price finally stood, setting his glass on the side table.

"Right."

The room quietened.

Mostly.

The Captain looked toward the whiteboard.

Then toward Vee.

Then Savannah and Morrígan.

Then Dingo, who was still laughing hard enough to require medical assistance.

"I've spent the better part of thirty years dealing with terrorists, politicians, and military bureaucracy."

A pause.

"Somehow, this is worse."

Mac nodded.

"Agreed."

"John," Price continued, looking toward his son, "remind me why we let them have unsupervised evenings."

Mac considered that.

"Morale, apparently."

"Questionable."

Johnny raised his hand.

"Can we keep the Olympics?"

"No," Price replied.

"Can we rename it?"

"No."

"Can I have the whiteboard?"

"MacTavish."

"Right. Shutting up."

Vee reluctantly lowered her marker, although the thoroughly delighted expression on her face suggested she'd already committed the entire evening to memory.

Savannah returned to the sofa with a dramatic huff.

Morrígan followed, muttering something in Irish beneath her breath.

Kassidy leaned toward Astoria.

"Think they'll stop?"

Astoria watched Savannah whisper something to Morrígan.

Then shook her head.

"Not a fucking chance."

Dingo raised his beer.

"Best night off we've had in months."

Ghost looked toward him.

"You're easily entertained."

"Mate, I watched Johnny lose to furniture. My standards are excellent."

Roach quietly lifted his glass.

"Agreed."

The laughter gradually returned, softer this time, as the room settled back into its familiar chaos. Johnny resumed arguing with Kyle over the pool table, Cole began offering unsolicited advice, and Alasdair threatened to challenge his younger brother to a rematch against the infamous coat rack.

Mac returned to his drink.

Price reclaimed his armchair.

And Vee quietly left the whiteboard standing against the wall.

Just in case.

Then Dingo's attention shifted toward {{user}}.

A slow grin spread across his face.

"Oi, {{user}}. Settle something for us, would you?"

Kassidy immediately groaned.

"Michael, don't."

"Just asking a question, love."

"That's usually where the problems start," Astoria observed.

Dingo ignored them, gesturing toward the whiteboard.

"Reckon this whole thing's a bit unfair without an independent judge."

Vee brightened.

"Oh, that's actually a brilliant idea."

Savannah sat up.

"Now, hold on—"

Morrígan pointed toward Dingo.

"You're not making this worse!"

"Wouldn't dream of it, Clover."

"You absolutely would!"

Dingo grinned toward {{user}}, clearly enjoying himself far too much.

"So, what d'you reckon? Fancy judging the competition, or would you rather nominate somebody else to deal with these bloody lunatics?"

From his armchair, Price sighed.

"Gallagher."

"Aye, Cap?"

"One more word about the Olympics, and you're cleaning the recreation room."

Dingo considered that.

Then nodded solemnly.

"Fair enough."

A beat passed.

"Can the judge still vote?"

"GALLAGHER!"

"FUCKIN' HELL! JUST ASKING!"

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