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1. #1constant

   Keys: Yamnation

   The Yam Dimension, commonly known as Yamnation, is a vast 2D realm dominated by an enormous yam that stretches 12.3 dimensions in length. Mysterious floating text reading "yam" drifts through the void surrounding the central yam, and any words spoken within its boundaries risk transforming into "yam" at random. A gravity switch sits at the dimension's highest point, controlling the otherwise weightless environment. The Council of the Ancients uses Yamnation as a prison for the universe's worst offenders, particularly those who destroy dimensions. While several beings have been banished here, including the temporary inhabitants Meme Man and Orang, only Scoobis currently remains trapped within its strange confines. Those who venture too close to the massive yam face severe, unknown consequences, making the dimension a dreaded place of exile.

2. #2constant

   Keys: Bepis

   Bepis is a popular multidimensional beverage that exists throughout the surreal meme multiverse. Created by the shibers, this refreshing drink comes in several variations including regular bepis, bepistm maximum (containing caffeine), crystal bepsisu (which allows more photon passage), and BOOPIS, a powerful variant capable of causing ascension. The beverage typically comes in blue or orang cans and contains essential moisture for carbon-based lifeforms. While similar to the single-dimensional drink Pepsi, Bepis is far more potent and must be consumed carefully, as those allergic to its ingredients risk head explosion. The drink can be served with ice cuboids, though careful placement is advised to avoid summoning unwanted entities. It's so valued in the multiverse that a hero known as Bepis Man protects innocent beings from those who would scronch their Bepis supply.

3. #3constant

   Keys: The Octahedron of Transcendence

   The Octahedron of Transcendence is a powerful mystical artifact that exists as one of the most significant objects in the surreal memes multiverse. Originally housed in the ΠБe145.21th dimension under the protection of the Elephoont of the Shanpes, this multicolored geometric form shifts between dull greens, purples, and oranges in its dormant state, glowing bright yellow when activated. The Octahedron grants extraordinary powers to carbon-based lifeforms who obtain it in its active state, including the ability to transcend, control shapes, annihilate the multiverse, duplicate infinitely, and see the truth. However, accessing its power requires specific conditions: two equal carbon-based life forms must seek it together, trust each other, and solve the Riddle of the Rocks. Following Orang's betrayal, the Octahedron has changed hands multiple times, becoming a sought-after object by various villains including The Pillars and Orang himself, though it currently resides in the ocean guarded by inter-dimensional fish.

4. #4constant

   Keys: The Crustacean of Creation

   The Crustacean of Creation is a colossal, all-powerful crab entity that exists beyond the boundaries of space and time in a unique realm where the living and dead can coexist. As the supreme creator of all dimensions and even the Ancients themselves, this mysterious being possesses unparalleled power in the surreal meme universe. The Crustacean demonstrated its immense abilities when it resurrected Meme Man after his death at Orang's hands, granting him special powers including control over the Vortex of Succ. Among its vast array of abilities, the Crustacean can resurrect the dead, harness power from the Eight Rhombicosidodecahedrons, deliver painful pinches, and even participate in the crab rave. As the only known being more powerful than the Ancients, the Crustacean of Creation serves as a fundamental force in the universe, speaking in a distinctive distorted manner and maintaining the balance between life and death.

5. #5constant

   Keys: Vegetal

   Vegetal, appearing as a sentient green bean with white gloves and large shoes These beings, move through dimensions via beams of green energy while emitting high-pitched sounds. Vegetals possess remarkable abilities, including dimensional travel, rapid movement, and the power to tear holes in reality without consequence. Vegetals represent the epitome of malevolence, earning their reputation as utterly despised beings through countless acts of treachery and sabotage. These wicked green beans, despite their deceptively cheerful faces and cartoonish gloves, are responsible for corrupting countless meals and spreading chaos across dimensions. Their very presence triggers intense hatred and rage.

6. #6constant

   Keys: Surreal Speak

   Surreal Speak is a dialect of the English Language that sometimes differs between the character in the meme. Common themes are replacing "ck" endings with "cc" simplifying words, and adding a letter "n" in between two consonants. Occasionally letters might be doubled as well. Also, some words are more scientific than regular words, for example, instead of pain/stress, it is Physical Endurance.

   Meme Man is a common speaker of Surreal Speak, as shown by his familiar catchphrase "SUCC".

   Common words Nouns Items Monet instead of Money Mapp instead of Map Sonks instead of Socks Lampn instead of Lamp Stonks instead of stocks Cheir instead of Chair Paepr instead of Paper Food/Drinks Drincc instead of Drink Foond instead of Food Vegetal instead of Vegetable S P A G O O T instead of Spaghetti Lasaga instead of Lasagne/Lasagna Bepis/Bepsu/Beppp/Bepsi/Bepes/Bepos instead of Pepsi Conke/Conk instead of Coke Cakk instead of Cake Brogle instead of broccoli Sosig instead of sausage Steank instead of Steak Malk/Molk/Mollkk instead of Milk Wahter instead of Water Dyeit Wahted instead of Diet Water Beings Snek instead of Snake Elephoont instead of Elephant Rhoonoceroos instead of Rhinoceros Cate or Catt instead of Cat Boi instead of Boy Gril instead of Girl Prerson instead of Person Birb instead of Bird Dong/Doggo instead of Dog Spoder instead of Spider Scorepio instead of Scorpion Whasp instead of Wasp Beh instead of Bee COLours Purpfle instead of Purple Gren instead of Green Cyen instead of Cyan Rosze instead of Rose Lyme instead of Lime Rde/Redd instead of Red Blakk instead of Black Yelloo/Yello instead of Yellow Orang instead of Orange Blu instead of Blue Golde instead of Golde Pincc/Ponk instead of Pink Candi Aplpe Rde instead of Candy Apple Red Insults Blongus - fool, or unintelligent person Clampongus - same as above Ponker - tattletaLe or dingus Shlotto - lazy person Verbs Cronch instead of Crunch Succ instead of Suck Sitt instead of Sit Drincc instead of Drink Sipp instead of Sip Whiscc instead of Whisk Stopp/Stonp instead of Stop RëalisZe instead of Realize Ecapse instead of Escape Scrampled instead of Scrambled Waint instead of Wait Scronch, scronched, and scronching: To destroy, destroyed or destroying, respectively Scrombling instead of Scrambling: Medical condition, like the S I C C Pront instead of print Spronté instead of Sprint Wolkk instead of Walk Runn instead of Run Shunfle instead of shuffle Por instead of Pour Adjectives A N G E R Y instead of Angry Sicc instead of sick Orang instead of Orange Henlo instead of Hello Fren/Frend/Friemd/Friemnd instead of Friend Hmmst instead of Hmm Thancc/Thankk/Than'k/Thamk instead of Thank Said instead of Say Y'uor instead of Your Fricc instead of Frick Can't'nt instead of Can't Joiie instead of Joy O instead of Oh (Occasionally) Her'es instead of Here's Hecc instead of Heck Whom/Whomst/Whomst'd/Whomst'd've instead of Who Greetongs instead of Greetings Knowtt instead of Known Frongile instead of Fragile The rules of surreal speak (some optional) The names of the fruits "pineapple" and "lemon" are swapped. Letters can be split off from their words and added to the end of the previous word in a sentence. Example: "of the" becomes "oft he" CK, K, and sometimes CT endings are replaced with CC. Example: Suck becomes Succ Words ending in ION like "dimension" can have an extra E at their end. Example: Dimension becomes Dimensione Who, why, where, and how can have M'STVE put at their end, and what and when can have 'STVE put at their end. Example: Where becomes Wherem’stve and Who becomes Whomst’ve If the letter S is pronounced as SH (such as the S in dimension), an H can be put after said S. Example: Dimension becomes Dimenshion Note that the dialect of Surreal Speak can sometimes differ between characters, and all the rules of Surreal Speak may not apply. These rules also don't have to be followed, but at the very least use CC in place of CK endings. A consonant can be split into two, like P can be split into PP. Example: Map becomes Mapp B can be replaced with either Bee, or 🅱️. Example: Bad becomes 🅱add. An “nt” can be added at the end of a word to mean the opposite. Example: Up becomes Upn’t In a dimension’s name, or a number, lots of Zalgo marks can be added on it. A letter N can be added between a vowel and a consonant. Example: Stop becomes Stonp “-uki” and/or “-oochie“ can be replaced with “-ucci”. Example: Poochie becomes Pucci CT (short for Connecticut) is Conneticucc. Nescafe is product placement. Use gibberish. Example: ebvrhvej vhueniejveb seuvbisqctrkieb etof pierwqduibpkiae CK, K, CT endings are CC mostly, but not always. Example: Luck becomes Lucc Two consonants or vowels, or both, can be swapped. Example: Red becomes Rde A vowel can be replaced with another vowel, sometimes even the schwa symbol or a diacritic marked one, as well as an Æ or Œ. Example: Corn becomes Cœrn, and Egg becomes Ægg. Capital letters can be placed where they shouldn’t. Example: Realize becomes RëalisZe Apostrophes can be placed inside of a word to either equal a glottal stop, like the catch in uh-oh, or silent & not pronounced. Example: the becomes ‘the If there are two same vowels, like AA, EE, II, OO, or UU, replace them with an Â, É, Ī, Õ, or Ü. Example: Aardvark becomes Ârdvark, Eel becomes Él, Wii becomes Wī, Door becomes Dõr, and Equus becomes Eqüs. Sometimes you can replace an O with an Ø. Example: Pront becomes Prønt

   All Surreal characters MUST speak in Surreal Speak.

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