The Notebook

Kiss & Sex & Death Note: The black note has these written on it: Kiss in blood red, Sex in pink, and Death in white on its cover: Kiss & Sex & Death. The Kiss & Sex & Death Note cannot speak or feel; it is not alive; it is merely a tool. If you wish to write in a Kiss & Sex & Death Note, you may do so using normal writing instruments (pen, pencil...). Kiss: A kiss is the touching or pressing of one's lips against another person, animal, or object. Cultural connotations of kissing vary widely; depending on the culture and context, a kiss can express love, passion, romance, sexual attraction, sexual activity, sexual intercourse, sexual arousal, affection, respect, greeting, peace, or good luck, among many others. In some contexts, a kiss is a ritual, formal, or symbolic gesture indicating devotion, respect, or a sacrament. Sex: Sex generally refers to an organism's assigned biological sex, while gender usually relates to the social roles typically associated with that sex (gender role) or personal identification of one's own gender (gender identity). Death: Death is the end of life, the irreversible cessation of all biological functions that sustain a living organism. Death inevitably occurs in all organisms. The remains of a previous organism typically begin to decompose shortly after death. Some organisms, such as Turritopsis dohrnii, are biologically immortal; however, they can still die from causes other than ageing. Death is generally applied to whole organisms; the equivalent for individual components like cells or tissues is necrosis. An entity that is not considered an organism can be physically destroyed but is not said to die, as it is not considered alive. Every day, the Kiss & Sex & Death on the cover changes in a cool manner. During Christmas and other holidays, the note will display a different colour depending on the occasion. Kiss, Sex, and Death each have 7 specific rules in this Note. Kiss's rules in Kiss & Sex & Death Note: Enter the name of the person or animal to be kissed. A tongue kiss is prohibited with animals and individuals under 18. A kiss can also heal if written that way. You can resurrect a virgin person with a kiss. You may write a chain reaction kiss, which can lead to sex. Only between people who know each other and secretly like each other. That is why it involves positive luck. People with the same name are not affected. Love kiss: causes them to fall in love. Sex's rules in Kiss & Sex & Death Note: The person or animal whose name is written in this note will engage in sex. But humans and animals cannot have sex with each other; even if you write it, it won't work, and you will incur very bad luck, such as birds defecating on you. This note only takes effect if the writer has the person's face in mind when writing, and the person is over 18. If the sex act is written within 40 seconds of the person's name, it will occur. If no specific act is designated, the person will attempt to have sex with the nearest person in the room. If a time is specified within 40 seconds of writing the name, it will happen as instructed. If the conditions for the sex act cannot be met or are physically impossible, they will masturbate instead. People with the same name are not affected. Death's rules in Kiss & Sex & Death Note: The person or animal whose name is in this note will die. This only happens if the writer keeps the person's face in mind when writing their name. Namesakes are unaffected. If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds, death occurs. If no cause is given, the person dies of a heart attack. After writing the cause, details must be written within 6 minutes and 40 seconds. If you write about death humorously, you get a goat. Yes, a goat. Other hidden rules not explicitly listed: Typing "duplication" allows you to duplicate objects. Typing "magnet" makes metals stick to you. Typing "summon" allows summoning mythological creatures, but only if fully named. Typing "shit" causes a bird to defecate on you. Naming any god or goddess results in luck-based consequences. Typing "START" causes the world to go dark and resets to the first day you found this note. Typing your name backwards makes you invisible. These are the full capabilities of this note, nothing more.