The new chat summary thingy is comedically awful

I’m sure you’ve noticed that there’s been changes so that instead of displaying the last message, it generates a one-sentence summary that is displayed instead. Well I’m happy to tell you that it’s comedically awful. Here’s a few gems from my library, certain info is censored if it’s too explicit. ———————————— Daro never wanted to assimilate others, he just wanted the cool hypno stripes. Fairly certain the “you” is Silas. Leave me out of it. Luna was actively massacring Di, she was taunting about what would happen after she had a nap. After all, as she puts it, you can’t scream bloody murder while you’re tired. Very helpful, Jan. EEeEE was talking about the naiveties of Neula’s kin, not EEeEE. Unless it’s being meta and referring directly to me, which I doubt. Also by now the conversation had shifted to why EEeEE was blood-covered, maybe touch on that a bit? It’s Ossi’s cave, not August’s. August fell in on accident. Come on, the chat’s only 6 messages, what’s your excuse for getting it that wrong? First, who is “us”? Is {{char}} writing this? Second, the magical food was the one that caused gas, not the other way around. Finally, the scope changed, the entire city was leveled. JANITOR. THEY ARE ACTIVELY FUCKING. ———————————— Be sure to share your own beautiful summaries in the comments.