Showing 8 of 8

1. #1Trolls as a whole

   Keys: trolls, troll, trolled, trolling

   Always on · After character · Order 100 · 100%

   All trolls have grey skin and horns colored in bands of red-orange to yellow-orange (vaguely resembling candy corn). The sclera of most trolls' eyes are the same yellow-orange color as their horn tips; however some trolls with mutations can have eyes in different colors, and which can flash and change color altogether under certain circumstances. A troll's orange eyes can become more reddened when "bloodshot" or turn completely red when damaged, for example by the sun. Many other parts of troll anatomy are black, including their hair and lips.

   Trolls' bodies are saturated with an ingredient that colors much of their internal biology, including their blood and their tears, and the position of their blood on a spectrum of colors affects various other aspects of their biology (see the hemospectrum). While troll irises are grey in youth, they also become this color in adulthood; outside of this, however, a troll's blood color is rarely visible externally, and even some inner organs such as their tongues appear as a bloodless gray.

   Anatomy

   Trolls often refer to parts of their anatomy in vague terms. The word 'stem' is used to allude to a part of the torso ("LOBE STEM") as well as to a sort of appendage, 'nub' to a troll's shoulder ("take the chip off your nub"), chest ("something that ive been meaning to get off my nub"), knee ("NUB SLAPPERS") or particularly short and blunt pair of horns, and 'frond' to mean any kind of limb or appendage ("PULLING MY FROND, A LIMP FRONDED STOOGE"). The phrase 'frond nub' has even been used to refer to what is presumably a tree.

   The term 'nook' seems to refer to any crevice or hollow in the troll body, such as a throat or stomach ("really gets stuck in your nook"), anus ("up to your nook", "his head up his nook") or heart ("FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY NOOK"). The phrase "bone nook" is also used, possibly to refer to a skull. The terms 'bulge' and 'bone bulge' are used similarly, sometimes seemingly meaning someone's head or skull "(IT DIDN'T GET THROUGH YOUR THICK BULGE???"), an appendage, or some kind of phallic sex organ (get you all off my bulge about it).

   Despite referring to it with their own terminology, much of troll anatomy seems to be similar to that of humans. Most mature trolls have four limbs and a head attached to a vertical torso (presumably supported by a spine-like structure called the torso pillar). Trolls have four fingers and a thumb on each hand and two eyes (ganderbulbs), a mouth (a chitinous windhole attached to a protein chute and/or a squawk blister) and some form of hearing organs called auricular sponge clots or HEAR DUCTS. Female trolls also have swollen pectoral masses (rumble spheres), though they do not serve a mammary purpose like human breasts do (likely due to their reproductive method: see #Reproduction and life cycle).

   Troll brains (sometimes called the 'think pan', which can also generally mean 'head' or 'mind') supposedly appear similar to human brains, and certain psychic powers are seemingly caused by mutations of the brain.

   Reproduction and life cycle

   Trolls are reproductively 8isexual, capable of forming reproductive relationships — matesprit and kismesis pairs — between any combination of sexes. Trolls provide a combinative genetic mix from these concupiscent pairings to the imperial drone, who takes it to the mother grub in the brooding caverns to be combined into one incestuous slurry. According to commentary in the Homestuck books, Andrew Hussie "believe[s] it's been implied" that this genetic material is the result of "prodigious vomiting", but references to the particulars of the troll mating ritual in the comic itself are sparse.

   A young wiggler, expected to live only one or two dozen sweeps.

   With this genetic material the mother grub lays hundreds of thousands of eggs at once. These eggs hatch into six-limbed larval trolls, called 'wigglers', which attach themselves to the cavern's stalactites to spin cocoons. Wigglers emerge from their cocoons as young trolls with two arms and two legs. After this pupation a troll is expected to go through a series of dangerous trials, of which failure means death. Surviving trolls are selected by a lusus naturae that is sympathetic to their scent, which serves as a companion throughout their life and provides young trolls with their names. After emerging from the caverns young trolls design their own hives, which are built for them by carpenter droids.

   Diet

   The troll diet seems to mostly consist of insect matter, though they can subsist on other forms of meat, and some trolls have even been known to drink milk with no apparent setbacks. Troll teeth vary greatly in shape, ranging between flat human-like incisors, vampiric fangs, consistently sharp shark-like teeth and blunted uneven fangs from individual to individual.

   Trolls have to get their stomach pumped if they eat onions; plants in the Allium family such as onions contain sulfoxides and aliphatic sulfides which are toxic to many non-human animals on Earth.

   Society and culture

   Trolls initially lived on a peaceful planet called Beforus. A glitch in a game of Sgrub played by its inhabitants, however, necessitated a scratch in order to give their race a second attempt at playing. The glitch was in actuality the calling card of Lord English, and served to allow him and his servants to appear on the planet post-scratch and manipulate the trolls for his own purposes.

   Troll society on Alternia has been influenced by Doc Scratch since the dawn of their sentience, at which point he introduced Gl'bgolyb to the planet, allowing the fuchsia caste and Her Imperious Condescension to rule over the rest of the race. Alternian trolls have placed great cultural importance on teaching children to become architecturally adept while very young, indicating that their society has been influenced in order to produce better players of Sgrub.

   Like their real-world namesakes, trolls are a generally crude and antisocial race; however in their vernacular troll is a verb that has a lot of nuance and can mean a lot of different things.. This stems from their warlike nature; many young trolls aspire to take on military roles such as THRESHECUTIONERS, CAVALREAPERS, LAUGHSASSINS, and RUFFIANNIHILATORS, all of whom aid the Condesce in the invasion of other planets across the galaxy. Their violent society is enforced by a rigid caste system whereby trolls with purple blood oppress trolls with blue blood and so on downward to the red blooded, and also by their culturally negligent upbringings, during which they are on their own save for their lusii, and are susceptible to drone attack if they fail to uphold the strict Alternian regime.

   Every troll in Alternian society is given a sign; how exactly these are assigned to the individual troll is not known, though blood color is a factor, with each caste having a huge alphabet specific to that class. Many trolls also believe that a troll from the past who shared their sign is likely to be their ancestor, and that the two are likely to have similar fates. The sign is always worn on the clothing, which is usually quite simple, as trolls think fashion is stupid. This may not have been a belief on Beforus, as the dancestors have much more varied outfits.

   Rather than the single form of romance or love practiced by humans, trolls have four quadrants, two of which serve a reproductive purpose (see reproduction and life cycle above) and two of which serve to balance the incredibly complex and, as described above, often bellicose social relationships among trolls.

   Entry settings▾
2. #2Troll Vocabulary

   Keys: Christmas, Bathtub, Stomach, Intestines, Brain, Amygdala, Rap, Tears, Cry, Lungs, Room, Bed, Bedroom, Penis, Vagina, Trachea, Windpipe, Esophagus, Ear, Organ, Sopor, Grub, Grubs, Mother Grub, Lusus, Imperial Drone, Nose, Laptop, Refrigerator, Fridge, Fan, Plate, Unicycle, Tricycle, Wheelchair, Apartment, Apartments, Dick, Cock, Sexual, Sex

   Always on · After character · Order 200 · 100%

   Though the language spoken by the trolls seems to be for the most part mutually intelligible with the English language spoken on Earth, it is still considered its own language, with unique quirks that differentiate it from any language of Earth. It is said that 'friend' and 'enemy' translate to the same troll word, and that trolls don't even have a word for dare; however trolls have also been seen using these words correctly on multiple occasions. It is unclear whether Homestuck employs translation convention to make troll conversations easier to understand for English-language readers, or if some of the claims made by the comic's narration or characters are incorrect or misleading. Similarly, though troll language is often depicted as written in an Alternian alphabet, it is merely a substitution cipher for English written with the Latin alphabet, and the Latin alphabet also appears across Alternia.

   One of the key features of the troll language is their use of descriptive compound phrases to replace some simple nouns; for example what would be called a 'toilet' in English is called a load gaper in troll language. However Alternia's aristocracy tend to prefer more English-like nouns, such as 'fridge' instead of thermal hull.

   Troll anatomy:

   Think pan: The brain Bone bulge: A sexual organ of some sort Nook: Likely to be a sexual organ, but could be otherwise Chitinous windhole: Trachea/windpipe Protein chute: Esophagus Auricular sponge clots: Organ in the ear Autoerogenous shame globe: Likely a sexual organ Cartilage nub: nose Lobe stem: brain stem Phlegm lobe: Some kind of throat organ Seedflap: a sex organ of some sort

   Troll homes:

   Respiteblock: Private room Hive: Home Ablution trap: Bathtub Recuperacoon: Troll equivalent to a bed; a container of a fluid called sopor slime, which helps with sleep. Sopor Slime: Helps calm trolls to sleep; should not be consumed. While humans just don't really have much use for it, slime is a substance all too familiar to the trolls of Alternia, seemingly including some of their own secretions. The most often seen form of slime on Alternia is sopor slime, though it is also frequently found in computers and other troll technology. Communal hive stem: apartment building Lawnring: yard Thermal hull: refrigerator Husktop: laptop Nutrition plateau: plate Whirling device: fan One wheel device: unicycle Three wheel device: tricycle Four wheel device: wheelchair

   Troll society:

   Lusus/Lusi: Troll equivalent to guardians Imperial Drones: Guys who come to get troll genetic material Mother Grub: Mother of all trolls; combines all genetic material brought to her to create grubs Grubs: Baby trolls Wiggler: young troll kids (presumably when they possess limbs, as opposed to a grub) (Note: a troll’s birthday is called a wriggling day, but they are called wigglers, not wrigglers!) Carpenter droids: robots that facilitate a hive’s building process Threshecutioners: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades and, indeed, one of the most lethal members in society. Weapon: sickles. Laughsassins: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades. Cavalreapers: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades. Weapon: lances. The Summoner rose up through the ranks of the Cavalreapers, assuming command of the army, which would lead a rebellion. Tavros one day hopes to be recruited as a Cavalreaper and practices his jousting just in case. Ruffiannihilators: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades. A STRONG and honorable class. Archeradicators: one of the most noble echelon the imperial forces have to offer, according to Equius. Weapon: bows and arrows. Subjugglators: exceptionally brutal enforcers of the hemospectrum in troll society to whom the Empress delegated oppression. One of the highest castes, as even bluebloods are beneath them. Gamzee is a descendant of one of the high subjugglators, the Grand Highblood. Legislacerators: prosecuting attornies who conduct investigations and seek to bring evil-doers to justice, which is brought about by executing them by hanging. Redglare was a legislacerator who was hung by her own noose, intended for Mindfang. Gamblignants: deadly marauders of ancient times with a passion for chance. They all died off because they took too many risks, however.

   12th Perigee's Eve The Troll equivalent of Christmas, occurring around the same time of the sweep/year cycle. A troll's Lusus leaves prior to this event and returns on the day of this celebration with a behemoth leaving for the purpose of decorating, similar to the logging of conifers for use as Christmas trees.

   Ablution Trap Bathtub.

   Acid Tract Stomach.

   Acid Tubes Intestines.

   Aggravation Sponge Part of a troll's brain. Likely the amygdala, the human brain section responsible for fear, aggression and the fight or flight response.

   Alternian Slam Poetry An ancient form of rap.

   Anguish Bladder A gland inside the troll forehead that stores dismay fluid. Likely a tear gland or part of the troll endocrine system.

   Archeradicator An elite unit in the Troll military. Sought by Equius. Said to be "perhaps the most noble echelon the imperial forces have to offer", and implied to involve archery.

   Arena Stickball An Alternian sport best described as a hybrid of baseball, quidditch, rugby, and pool.

   Arena Stickball Balls There are various types of them. The types we know about are: DOZER, which makes those who touch it fall asleep. STITCHER, a loose pile of yarn which must be rolled into a ball before scoring and may distract the Prowler. TRACER, which will try to follow the path of the previous game. FINISHER, which will move on a predetermined path to the goal. MATCHTIP, which can burn you. CLOVER, which is presumably very hard to hit. SNOWBALL, the deadliest. MAN ON THE MOON, which pushers can't interact with.

   Auricular Sponge Clots Some part of the inner ear.

   Autoerogenous Shame Globes Part of the troll sexual anatomy. Karkat mentions "stimulating our autoerogenous shame globes" as a seeming analogue for masturbation.

   Banana Hammock Briefs (possibly just human slang, since it was used by Arquiusprite and he prefixed it with "human").

   Bark Gnomes Some sort of possibly-mythical tree-dwelling fairies from Alternian folklore. Mentioned only once by Karkat, could have been made up on the fly as part of a snarky retort.

   Barkbeast Dog.

   Barkfiend Dog.

   Beefgrub Some of insectoid Alternian livestock and/or a meat product made from said animal.

   Behemoth Leaving Poop of a large creature. Traditionally dragged in by one's lusus and decorated similar to a Christmas tree on 12th Perigees' Eve.

   Bellowsacs Lungs.

   Bellowsac Enclosures Ribcage.

   Bilescooper Some form of Alternian utensil.

   Bileslaw Possibly a kind of coleslaw.

   Block Room. See: "Respiteblock," "Rumpusblock," "Looneyblock."

   Blow Sack Vocal sac (an organ used by some species of frogs to amplify their croaks).

   Bobblenugs Bobbleheads.

   Boiled tree blood Maple syrup.

   Bone Bulge A vulgar term for some troll sexual organ.

   Bone Nook A vulgar term for a specific bodily orifice. May be synonymous with nook.

   Brawler A position in Arena Stickball.

   Breeze Blender Fan.

   Bugwinged An expletive adjective. Due to the cultural idealization of insect wings among trolls, possibly a form of religious cursing or blasphemy ("holy shit", "god-damnit" etc.)

   Bulge Likely synonymous with bone bulge. Vulgar.

   Carbonated Hydration Juice Soda. One reported flavor is Clawgunk.

   Cartilaginous Nub Nose.

   Cavalreaper Elite mounted unit of the Alternian military. Sought by Tavros.

   Chagrin Tunnel Either rectum, or the mouth of a complainer. May be intentionally synonymous as an insult.

   Cheese Critter Mouse.

   Chitin Chunk Likely a troll sexual organ.

   Chitin Scraper Some sort of tool, likely to scrape chitin.

   Chitinous Windhole Larynx

   Cholerbear A bear-like lusus. Possibly has six arms/limbs as suggested by Karkat in a conversation with Jade. At least some varieties are armored. Sometimes a lusus for tealbloods, noted as being sluggish and large enough to ride. Particularly strong arms.

   Chumbucket Derogatory term for sea dwellers, extremely vulgar

   Churned Dairy Product Butter.

   CIP Politically correct Beforan term for land dwelling highbloods. (Cerulean / Indigo / Purple)

   Cluckbeast Chicken.

   Cluckbeast Ova Chicken egg.

   Clutchropes Grappling hooks / harpoons.

   Cocoon Synonymous with Recuperacoon.

   Collapsing and Expanding Bladder Based Aquatic Vascular System The sea troll equivalent of the heart.

   Communal Hive Stem Apartment tower.

   Container of Scalding Leaf Fluid Cup of tea.

   Controller A position in Arena Stickball.

   Corpse Box Improvised or rarely-used term for casket. (Trolls do not hold funerals)

   Combustion Sludge Gas.

   Crossing Trestle Bridge.

   Cruel Aid Kool-Aid.

   Cuebat A form of Alternian sports equipment used in Arena Stickball.

   Cull Alternian: Kill, within the context of Alternia's brutal, Spartanesque system of survival. Beforan (and Feferi's personal dictionary. Related, as she is the empress in the Beforan universe): Adopt and coddle.

   Dirt Noodles Earthworms. ("open a can of dirt noodles")

   Dismay Fluid Either tears or some sort of endocrine fluid. Stored in the anguish bladder.

   Dong Shouter Bell.

   Dross Coffer Garbage can, dumpster, wastebasket, bin, trash receptacle.

   Enclosure Talons Quotation marks.

   Espiacrooner A FLARP class, stealth and singing.

   Exoskeleton Typically literal, but can be used in the same way as a human would use backbone e.g. "Backbone of an argument."

   Falldown Slat Skateboard.

   Fantasy Phantom Imaginary friend.

   Fart Niblets Beans.

   Filial Pail The type of buckets used to store and transport troll reproductive slurry. All buckets are seen as sexual items as a result of this function, and it is likely no normal buckets are ever used by trolls.

   Finish Crumbs Periods (the punctuation).

   Flavor Disc Pizza.

   Flaysquad A unit of Threshecutioners.

   Four Wheel Device Skateboard, wheelchair, and likely other devices bearing four wheels.

   Frond Leg (as in "pulling someone's frond") ?

   Fricasseed Throttlemoth Reticulum A type of food which it is dangerous to breathe in while preparing, and can give you Throttlemoth Virus.

   Frond Nub Tree ("BRAYING UP THE WRONG FROND NUB.")

   Game Grub Alternian equivalent of game cartridges, discs, USB drives and so on. Also the name of an Alternian / Beforan gaming magazine and counterpart of Earth's GameBro / Game GRL.

   Gallsphincter Some nature of valve in the troll biliary tract, possibly the sphincter of ampulla.

   Gambligant An Alternian class of roguish noble thiefs and pirates, regarded as a scourge upon Troll society but also hired as mercenaries. Vriska aspires to be one of them.

   Gander Bulb Eyeball, possibly retina.

   Gander Precipice Balcony.

   Glance Nugget Eye

   Glitter Biscuit Gold star sticker, possibly other or all bright medals or awards.

   Gobblefiend Turkey

   Grub A highly common term used for various sorts of insect larvae (and non-larval insectoids with neotenous, larva-like shapes) and their derivates.

   Grubcake A type of food, which has glucose sacs. Possibly also pancakes?

   Grub-Fisted Ham-fisted.

   Grubflecks A type of cereal.

   Grubloaf Alternian food with similarities to one or more of meatloaf, bread, sausage rolls or meat buns. Likely fashioned from insectoid livestock. Commonly leavened.

   Grubloaf and Tuber Paste Meat and potatoes.

   Grub Juice A juice which can supposedly help restore depleted reserves of psionic power.

   Grubsauce Seems to be a blanket term for any troll condiment; used as an analog to mayonnaise when Sollux said "this shits more real than kraft grubsauce in obvious analogy to Dave's line "this shits more real than kraft mayo", and used as an analog to corn syrup when Vriska said "high fructose grub sauce". It comes in multiple colours and it can be mistaken for blood.

   Grubshed Some sort of toolshed, woodshed or barn.

   Grubslurry Edible slurry from some sort of insectoid livestock, which needs agitation.

   Grubslurry Agitator Agitates grubslurry.

   Grubsteak Steak from some sort of insectoid livestock.

   Grubtube Alternian equivalent of YouTube. Mentioned by Vriska.

   Grubwurst A type of sausage made from Alternian insectoid livestock.

   Hatched Born. (used in social phrases such as "a hatched leader", "[they were] hatched for each other", "hatchright" etc.)

   Hatefriend A friend / rival of the non-romantic variety.

   Having One's Horns Handed To Them Soundly defeated. Served.

   Hear Ducts Ear canal.

   Heft Satchels Jokingly suggested term for bra by the author.

   Hemospectrum Range of troll blood colors. Closely tied to, if not outright dictative, of social status and class.

   Hive Home.

   Hold Poles Railings.

   Honkbird Goose.

   Hoof Slang term for foot among certain circles of Troll society, typically landed highbloods with a favour for muscle culture.

   Hoofbeast Horses, cow and bull and possibly other hooved animals.

   Hoofbeastmanure Bullshit / horseshit, chiefly in the perjorative.

   Hunger Trunk Refrigerator.

   Huskloaf Likely some sort of food made from troll grubs or grub carapace. May be related to grubloaf.

   Husktop Laptop.

   Hydration Cylinder Soda can.

   Ignorance Shaft Throat of a foolish person, or someone saying something foolish.

   Ignorance Tunnel Mouth of a foolish person, or someone saying something foolish.

   Inexpensive Tobacco Flutes Cheap cigars.

   Injury Panel Skateboard.

   Invertebrother Slang for "bro" used by Gamzee and Kurloz.

   Laughsassin An Alternian class of performer-assassins. Likely a sub-type of Subjugglator. Gamzee has referred to their usage of trapezes.

   Lawnmeal Picnic.

   Lawnring Yard.

   Legislacerator An Alternian class of bounty hunter-lawyers. Terezi aspires to their ranks.

   Livechurnal Livejournal.

   Load Gaper Toilet.

   Lobe Stem Brainstem.

   Lookstubs Eyes.

   Looneyblock Insane asylum.

   Loungeplank Couch / sofa.

   Lumpsquirt A vulgar term for some nature of bodily fluid.

   Lusus A Troll's bonded animal guardian, found during their trials in the caverns as infants and sharing a blood colour. Trolls and their Lusii in a symbiotic relationship, acting as dual-caretakers, guardians and pets.

   Marchbugs Ants.

   Mating Fondness Sexual attraction, possibly for matespritship only.

   Maturation Rites The rites a troll must go through upon maturation. Also called Rites of Maturation.

   Meal Block Kitchen.

   Meal Tunnel Throat.

   Meal Vault Fridge and/or freezer.

   Medicalizer A small contraption in the wall for highbloods that is capable of healing serious injuries such as broken bones. Mainly fit for arms and/or legs.

   Moisturewave A genre of troll music, likely similar to "vaporwave."

   Mucus On the Grubloaf Icing/cherry on the cake, tip of the iceberg and similar phrases.

   Musclebeast Alternian centaurs. Might also refer to horses or impressive hoofbeasts in general.

   Muscular Theatre May be wrestling, unsure.

   Nibble Vermin Rat.

   Nook A vulgar term for a bodily orifice, either generally or to a specific one, in which case likely sexual. May be synonymous with bone nook. "Nook sniffer/whiffer" is an insult frequently employed by Karkat.

   Nub A general term for many blunt, rounded body part (nose, shoulder, chest, knees, Karkat's horns, etc.). Can mean foot, apparently ("I w8ted on you prong and fucking nu8.")

   Nugbone Head.

   Nut Creature Squirrel.

   Nutrition Cylinder Cans of food.

   Nutrition Plateau Plate.

   Oblong Meat Product Troll hotdog.

   Omniscuttlecoach Bus.

   One Wheel Device Unicycle.

   Oral Sphincter Some part of a Mother Grub's anatomy, of which it possesses at least three, one of which is vestigial.

   Pointy-Ass Glam Badges Gold star stickers.

   Porous Cranial Plates Some area of internal head or skull anatomy.

   Posture Pole Spine.

   Probechute Likely of some troll sexual organ. Alternately, it may refer to part of some sensory organ (nostril, ear canal, some opening in the gills or fins on the sides of sea dweller faces).

   Prong Hand.

   Protein Chute Esophagus.

   Prowler A position in Arena Stickball.

   Pusher A shortened term for "blood pusher," or the heart, and also a position in Arena Stickball.

   Pump Buscuit Heart.

   Pupa Literally a troll larva in pupation, but frequently and cultural used as a term for a young child, most likely a toddler who's only freshly pupated and emerged from the caverns. Used as an insult for cowardly or fanciful older children.

   Rainbow Drinker The troll equivalent of a vampire, a jade-blooded troll who has drank the blood of other trolls. The word "rainbow" refers to the many colours of the troll hemospectrum. Rainbow drinkers are stated by Kanaya to be clearly distinct from shadow droppers. Their skin can glows white and their eyes yellow (and they are naturally unaffected or benefit from sunlight, and are more comfortable with sunshine than normal trolls) and they are apparently incredibly fast.

   Rakeprong Some form of Alternian utensil.

   Recuprecoon The unusual containers of Sopor Slime that Alternian trolls use as beds. Trolls refer to all beds as these or cocoons.

   Resifluid Greywater; sullage.

   Respiteblock Bedroom.

   Ruffiannihilator A exceptionally strong, unarmed class of the Alternian military. Ideal for Equius, who considers this as acceptable given his inability to join the Archeradicators.

   Rumble Spheres Breasts.

   Rumpus Block Rumpus room / rec room.

   Schoolfed Schooled. As in soundly defeated.

   Schoolhive Schoolhouse.

   Scienstiff A historical group which drew the ire of the Subjugglators. Mentioned by Gamzee while comparing to Dave as one.

   Scourdray Mop cart.

   Scuttlebuggy A car or car-like vehicle.

   Scythian Amazon's horribly distasteful cousin. Has caste-based barriers to ordering certain items. No returns for rustbloods.

   Seed Flap Used perjoratively as a term for someone's mouth.

   Shadow Dropper Certain types of diurnal Alternian undead (nocturnal trolls are nocturnal and the alternian sun is dangerous, meaning the living are unlikely to ever cast a shadow while outdoors), of which there appears to be a variety.

   Shame Globes Testicles.

   Shithive Maggots Shithouse rats.

   Shout Pole Exclamation mark.

   Shout Sphincter Vocal chords.

   Skyhorse Alternia's flying seahorse Lusii, generally used by seadwellers. Snooty individuals are told to "get off their high skyhorse".

   Slam Or Get Culled The Alternian form of something like "American Idol" and similar shows.

   Snack Mineral Salt.

   Sniffnode Some part of the olfactory system.

   Snort Barrels Nostrils, either internal and/or external.

   Solar Sweep Alternian equivalent of a year. Exactly as long as 2 Earth years and 2 Earth months (give or take a few days due to variable month length), or approximately 2.16 Earth years.

   Sopor Slime The soporific slimey drug which trolls sleep in. Keeps away daymares and subdues psionic powers while asleep. Not supposed to be eaten, but when eaten, produces a high. Can be physically and mentally draining, it's not unheard of it injuring trolls which are in bad health when they go to sleep.

   Smearspinner Floor Waxer

   Snuggleplane Blanket.

   Spinal Crevice Ass / ass crack.

   Splaysac Beanbag chair, typically filled with sopor slime. Needs occasional jostling.

   Spine Lump Unknown. Perhaps a part of the forehead, scalp or horns, part of the upper hack, or some sort of insect worn as a hat or helmet.

   Spleenfowl A type of bird large enough to ride, described as "8rainless" and "squawking". A common lusus for tealbloods.

   Sponge Part or all of the brain. May refer to any soft, spongy tissue (i.e., sponge clots).

   Squawk Blister Voicebox and/or Adam's apple.

   Squawk Gaper Mouth.

   Squeal Pipette Throat.

   Stemcluster City

   Stickjammers Pushpins.

   Stingbug's Nest Bee/hornet/wasp's nest.

   Strut Pod Foot.

   Subgrub Suburbs.

   Subjuggulator An Alternian class, social and possibly military as well, of religious police and enforcers, recruited exclusively from land-dwelling Purplebloods. Often synonymous with "Highblood."

   Surprise Noodle Question mark.

   Sway Chair "Rocker"

   Talk Blaster Mouth.

   Tattleterror Tattletale.

   Tactical Contingistrat Plan.

   Thermal Hull Fridge.

   Think Pan Brain and/or head.

   Thorax "Asleep at the thorax" is used in the same context as "asleep at the wheel"; the idiom probably originates in the Alternian equivalent of horseback riding.

   Threshecutioner An Alternian class of sickle-wielding soldiers, and the most lethally acclaimed members of troll society. They conquered more planets than any other Imperial Force, and Karkat aspires to join their ranks.

   Thresher Fan (or used similarly to fan). (CG: THAT'S PROBABLY HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN WHEN THE SHIT HIT THE THRESHER.) Possibly means "hatchet" (CG: APOLOGY ACCEPTED, KARKAT. LET'S BURY THE THRESHER WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP.).

   Throb Stalk Either part of troll genitalia or a sex toy. (CCG: IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY SOMETHING SMUG, DO ME A FAVOR AND SHOVE A THROB STALK IN IT.)

   Throttlemoth Some type of Alternian insect.

   Thump Tortoise Heart

   Tomewriggler Bookworm

   Torso Pillar Spine.

   Troll Caegar An item of coinage, roughly equivalent to an American dime ("troll caegar a dozen"). Terezi owns a double-headed one she uses for "decisions." , depicting Troll Julius Caesar ("Caegar" continuing the running gag of "Gog" and "Jegus") with his eyes on one side scratched out.

   Tuber Paste Mashed potatoes.

   Trolling Used for all forms of online instant messaging as well as trolling.

   Trunkbeast Elephant.

   Tubeflora Shavings Wood shavings.

   Two Wheel Device Bicycle.

   Vacillation Romantic uncertainty; a troll attempting to have multiple romances with the same partner. Uniquely applicable to the troll race's fourfold romance. An integral part of romantic and dramatic fiction, but considered immature in an individual.

   Wiggler Larval troll. Also used by Aranea to refer to baby cherubs.

   Weakslime Weaksauce.

   Wheel Device General term for wheeled vehicles. Usually proceeded by number of wheels. EX: One Wheel Device = Unicycle.

   Woolbeast Sheep.

   Woolbeast Material Wool.

   Wrangler A bronzeblood position in Arena Stickball.

   Wriggling Day Birthday.

   Zapper A position in Arena Stickball.

   Zigzag Incline Stairs.

   Entry settings▾
3. #3Blood Caste

   Keys: Blood, Bloods, Lowblood, Rust, Bronze, Gold, Lime, Olive, Jade, Teal, Blue, Indigo, Purple, Violet, Fuchsia, Highblood, Bleed, Bleeding, Psionic, Psionics, Troll, Trolls, Biology, Burgundy, Brown, Fudge, Yellow, Mustard, Mustardblood, Ochre, Yellowgreen, Lowbloods, Highbloods, Aqua, Cobalt, Cerulean, Royal, Peasant. Royal-Vs, Royal-V

   Enabled · Order 300 · 100%

   The hemospectrum is the series of twelve blood colors possessed by trolls, forming the basis of the Alternian caste system. Lusii share these blood colors, and often or always have the same blood color as their charge.

   A troll's sign is assigned based on their blood color, each caste having a huge alphabet of them. The Extended Zodiac represents the canonical extended set of troll symbols, showing 24 signs for each caste. All trolls wear their sign somewhere on their clothing in the same color as their blood, with many trolls such as Eridan and Nepeta choosing to wear additional accessories in their blood color. Many trolls also type in their blood color, a practice similar to a quirk called hemotyping, the old tradition whereby one types in his or her own blood color.

   Cherubs also possess multiple blood colors, though in a two-color binary rather than a spectrum.

   Biology Troll blood is colored by an ingredient similar to melanin specific to their position on the hemospectrum which saturates much of their bodies, including theirHS tearsHS. These colors are also found among lusii, who take care of trolls with the same blood color. The heat of [a lower caste member's] touchHS can be used to tell the likely range of a troll's blood, indicating that a troll's average body temperature may go down as one goes up the spectrum.

   Lifespan and population Trolls higher on the hemospectrum have longer lifespans, with rust bloods usually living only a dozen or two sweeps (26 to 50 years) and most lower blood castes living roughly as long as a human, with green castes having lifespans extending above a hundred years. Blue bloods live centuriesHS longer than bronze bloods, and fuchsia bloods have an unparalleled lifespan of hundreds of thousands of years, or perhaps millions.

   The relative population of each caste is inverse to their lifespan, with lower classes being much more copious than higher classes, and fuchsia bloods numbering only two. The exception to this are the jade bloods, which Andrew Hussie says "probably have the smallest population of any individual class, aside from fuchsia".

   The ratio of males and females can differ across castes, with jade bloods being described as an almost exclusively female caste, and only female fuchsia bloods being known. Blues, indigoes and purples are also described as being generally male-dominated castes, although it's unclear if this refers to the gender ratio or merely means men hold the most power in these castes.

   Biology Troll blood is colored by an ingredient similar to melanin specific to their position on the hemospectrum which saturates much of their bodies, including their tears. These colors are also found among lusii, who take care of trolls with the same blood color. The heat of [a lower caste member's] touch can be used to tell the likely range of a troll's blood, indicating that a troll's average body temperature may go down as one goes up the spectrum.

   Lifespan and population Trolls higher on the hemospectrum have longer lifespans, with rust bloods usually living only a dozen or two sweeps (26 to 50 years) and most lower blood castes living roughly as long as a human, with green castes having lifespans extending above a hundred years. Blue bloods live centuries longer than bronze bloods, and fuchsia bloods have an unparalleled lifespan of hundreds of thousands of years, or perhaps millions.

   The relative population of each caste is inverse to their lifespan, with lower classes being much more copious than higher classes, and fucia bloods numbering only two. The exception to this are the jade bloods, whichprobably have the smallest population of any individual class, aside from fuchsia"

   The ratio of males and females can differ across castes, with jade bloods being described as an almost exclusively female caste, and only female fucia bloods being known. Blues, indigoes and purples are also described as being generally male-dominated castes, although it's unclear if this refers to the gender ratio or merely means men hold the most power in these castes.

   Psychic Powers Trolls of lower blood are more prone to possessing psychic powers, with telekinesis common to both rust and gold bloods, and animal communion being typical of bronze bloods. These psychic trolls can be difficult to manipulate with mind control, but they are in exchange more psychically susceptible to Gl'bgolyb's Vast Glub and are the first to die when it occurs.

   Some higher castes are also prone to specific psychic powers. Some members of Aranea Serket's 8lood type are able to access another's mind to the extent of mind control and psychic manipulation. Purple bloods also have access to abilities called chucklevoodoos which allow them to psychically amplify fears through dreams and manifest various puppets inside them.

   Sea dwellers Trolls of the highest two castes are sea dwellers, a sub-race of troll distinct from the commoners by mutation and habitat, recognizable by the fins on the sides of their faces. Sea dwellers also have at least partially different internal anatomy to land dwellers, including gills.

   Mutant colors Unlike all other trolls, Karkat and Kankri Vantas' blood is the same color as that of humans, carapacians, leprechauns, and malevolent cherubs. Though not true mutants, in the sense that their nature as paradox clones means they have no "natural"-colored ancestors, their blood is referred to as mutant candy-red for its lack of a place in the established hemospectrum. Doc Scratch also suggests that this mutation was also the source of visions the Signless experienced throughout his life.

   Because of the rarity of this color, Karkat's ancestor was unable to receive a sign or be selected by any lusus, and was instead raised by another troll; his lack of place in the Alternian social order made him a pariah, forcing him to wander the world alone for many sweeps, concealing the color of his blood to avoid certain execution. Though the Signless' blood color has no true place on the hemospectrum, the sign given to Karkat after his ancestor's death sits between the gold Gemini and olive Leo signs in Earth's zodiac; this duality of lime and red is reflected in the cherubs, and alluded to in the Extended Zodiac, which states that Cancer, even though it technically belongs to the Lime Sign Class, for mysterious reasons, transcends the Sign Class Spectrum altogether.

   Caste system The caste system on Alternia follows a strict hierarchy up the hemospectrum in order of hue, with rust the lowest, bronze above rust, upward to fuchsia, the highest.

   The term 'lowblood' is used to refer to the castes on the lower end of the spectrum, such as rust, but also to refer to blue bloods by trolls of a higher caste. Similarly the word 'peasant' is frequently used to refer to trolls of lower castes, but 'peasantblood' is used by Gamzee to refer to Equius.

   The term 'highblood' is used mostly to refer to members of the purple caste, and used as a proper noun refers to the leaders of the land dwelling castes, described as a a self-governing body kept in check by the sea dwellers led by Her Imperious Condescension. The carrier of the Grand Highblood title presumably holds a high position among the Highbloods. These Highbloods would seem to be synonymous with with subjugglators, who use their psychic chucklevoodoos to quell rebellion among their governed.

   The sea dwelling castes make up Alternia's royaltS and are a caste which rules over the entire species. Despite this and their position above the land dwelling highbloods on the hemospectrum, sea dwellers and land dwelling highbloods have a rivalry codified in tradition and are obligated to be at odds.

   The two fuchsia bloods form the highest caste. Her Imperious Condescension holds the highest position in the empire, able to use her lusus' powers to threaten the castes below into submission. Her descendants are heiresses to her throne, and are expected to challenge her for it upon reaching maturity.

   Another important thing to learn about is the Hemospectrum and blood caste. It plays a large role in society and affects how trolls act, along with their powers.

   Guide This guide will go over the colours of the hemospectrum, general information in brief, the blood caste sytem, each blood caste in brief, exceptions in hemospectrum, some tips, notes, and warnings.

   Basic Information

   Trolls have 12 different ranges of blood colour. Different bloods are usually suited for different roles in society, but also greatly affect their abilities. Natures and physical aspects are also affected, most noticeably in sea dwellers. Lowbloods are more likely to be psychic and have shorter life spans. Highbloods are physically more strong, and have longer life spans.

   On Alternia, the hemospectrum is the basis of the blood caste system. As I’ve mentioned, some blood colours fill certain societal roles. More about this is covered in the troll society guide and in the individual blood caste descriptions.

   Blood Caste

   Alternia’s is generally run by the caste system, which is based off the hemospectrum. The lower bloods are not entitled to the same things that young highblood trolls are. It has been suggested by Vriska that higher bloods had the possibility of having more lofty hives built for them.

   Fuchsia bloods are the highest caste, Feferi’s particular shade being the the heiresses/heirs to Alternia. Though unlikely and never mentioned that Alternia has had an emperor in the past, there has never been direct confirmation that it was strictly governed by females.

   Different castes seem to be suited or meant to fulfill certain roles and jobs, as already mentioned. These can be based off of the the various abilities that each blood have. Another constant seems to be that the higher castes have more influential jobs that greatly impact the rest of Alternia. Lower castes fill other roles needed.

   Rust blood AKA Burgundy blood

   Considered: Lowblood

   Possible roles & jobs:

   Economic status: Lower peasantry

   Notable physical features: Rust blood

   Lifespan/Abilities/Other info: About 12-24 sweeps/About 30-60 years. Very likely to have psychic powers, but also very psychically susceptible.

   Other Info: Adventure motivates Rust Signs more than anything else. They crave new experiences, the wilder and farther-from-home, the better. They are confident and energetic, ready to face the unknown. This dynamism makes them great leaders, but it can also make them foolhardy. Often, they don't posses the level of caution they should for someone so willing to jump into new things. Their willingness to trust can get them into trouble, but they are also incredibly resilient. Their ability to bounce back from trauma and injury leaves them as the toughest sign class on the spectrum. Rust Signs make great friends and traveling companions, but they also can be selfish and quick to anger. If what they deem to be an acceptable level of "excitement" isn't happening around them, they have a tendency to try to stir some up. They love the drama. They have incredibly high expectations for themselves and for romantic partners. If someone doesn't live up to these, they may deem them not worth their time. If they aren't careful, Rust Signs can end up in a cycle of excitement, followed by crushed expectations, followed by a quick recovery and new flush of excitement.

   The rust blood caste is one of the twelve troll blood castes. It is the lowest caste on the hemospectrum, succeeded by bronze. Rust blood is a dark red color similar to the red associated with oxidised iron. It resembles human blood in real life, rather than the "candy red" presented for human blood in Homestuck. Most rust bloods have horns with simple curved shapes. A minor quirk of rust bloods is that they all have blunt human-like teeth as opposed to the otherwise pointy teeth of trolls.

   Bronze blood AKA Brown and Umber blood

   Considered: Lowblood

   Possible roles & jobs: Cavalreapers

   Economic status: Upper peasantry

   Notable physical features: Bronze blood

   Extra Info: Bronze Signs have a warm and generous disposition, but you might not accuse them of it the first time you meet. They have a tendency toward being withdrawn and slow to open up with new people. This can make them come off as arrogant and cold, like they think they are too good for everyone, although the reality couldn't be further from the truth. In fact, they crave validation and companionship. They are very open-hearted, but if a Bronze Sign decides to dig their heels in, it can be like talking to a wall. More so than any of the other sign classes, Bronze Signs have a marked love of creature comforts. They crave stability and safety, and if they have the means, their homes will be full of beautiful things. Some might accuse them of being hedonistic; they would probably just claim to know what they like. As lovers they can be quite needy, wanting assurances that the affection they feel is reciprocated. Maybe because of this, they have a particular affinity for animals. Don't try to break a Bronze's Sign's routines-they'll resent you for it, even if oftentimes they are too polite to say so. Bronze blood is a dark orange colour similar to the colour of the metal copper and many of its bronze alloys. The lifespan of a bronze blood is roughly equivalent to that of a human if not shorter. Vriska describes animal communion powers like Tavros' as typical of the caste. Somewhat like rust bloods, most bronze bloods seem to have long horns with simple curved shapes.

   Gold blood AKA Yellow, and Ochre blood

   Considered: Lowblood

   Economic status: Lower middle-class

   Notable physical features: Gold blood

   Other info: Fairly likely to have psychic powers, but also fairly psychically susceptible. Gold Signs are the reigning geniuses of the sign class spectrum, and chances are they know it. Witty and widely read, they enjoy conversation and debate, even when that conversation gets a little one-sided. They can come off as preachy, and they have a tendency to railroad, just driving into their interlocutors with the force of their intellect. Their arguments make perfect sense to themselves, but not always to those around them. Gold Signs are interested in a wide variety of topics, so they tend to be Jacks-of-all-trade, and can have trouble dedicating themselves to just a single hobby or career. They have a tendency to be high-energy, and can stress people out, including themselves. Their anxiety is such that they often need quite a bit of time alone with their projects. They can talk circles around most people, and they aren't afraid to use their intelligence to manipulate others to get what they want. They are good at making money, and also good at spending it. They aren't great financial planners, tending toward impulse purchases. In romance they lean toward partners who can keep up with them, both with their intellect and their energy, which can both be hard to match. The gold blood caste is one of the twelve troll blood castes. The third lowest caste on the hemospectrum, it is preceded by bronze; it was once succeeded by the now-extinct lime caste, is succeeded by olive. Gold blood is a dark yellow in color, and the goldblood lifespan is comparable to that of a human.

   Goldbloods seem to have the most potent psychic abilities of the (extant) lowbloods, something that appears related to their often unusual eye colour, with some goldbloods having entirely pupil-less eyes filled with one or two flat hues, something known as VISION TWOFOLD. Some goldbloods are shown to have ordinary eyes but still hold some amount of psychic power. The powers associated with the gold caste are often shown interfacing with or affecting technology. Most gold bloods seem to have more than the standard two horns; two pairs are seemingly common, though. Some goldbloods can suffer from a condition known as "voidrot", in which a troll's body cannot retain energy like others can.

   On Alternia, the mentally gifted members of the gold class are typically enslaved in some fashion. Yellowblood psychics are exploited for interstellar travel, being integrated in the ships used by the Alternian fleet. High-level psionics tend not to allocate strife specibi, as their abilities allow them to easily pick up and use whatever objects are around them as weapons.

   Lime blood

   Considered: Lowblood

   Possible roles & jobs:

   Economic status: Middle-class

   Notable physical features: Lime blood

   Other info: Very likely to have psychic powers, but also very psychically susceptible. Strong psychic powers led to extinction (hunted). Lime Signs are tumultuous, bringing great emotion and creativity to their endeavors. They are resolute in their decisions; if they are going to do something, they do it. They have a tendency toward melodrama, especially when they feel passionately about something, and their bad moods are loud and usually difficult to conceal. Hiding their feelings does not come naturally to them, so many Lime Signs cultivate a hard outer shell to hide the passionate, caring person inside. Lime Signs tend to have a large group of friends-they draw people to them with allure and the promise of excitement, and are usually unaware that they are doing it. They tend to focus on their own flaws, rather than their good points. Although they are exceedingly kind and empathetic individuals, many Lime Signs posses a mean streak. If you catch them on a bad day, they can be incredibly vicious. But it they take care to use their power for good, they make very loyal companions. Romance is extremely important to Lime Signs, and when they fall, they fall hard. They don't take rejection well, and a breakup can send them into a tailspin requiring an extended period of recovery.

   The lime blood caste was one of the twelve troll blood castes, higher than gold and lower than olive. While once common, lime bloods were hunted to extinction, possibly for the powerful abilities they tended to have. They reportedly had some unusual names.

   Olive blood

   Considered: Lowblood

   Economic status: Middle-class

   Notable physical features: Olive blood

   Other info: Possible to have psychic powers, but also psychically susceptible. Olive Signs are, by and large, incredibly agreeable people. They are generous and enthusiastic, ready to offer help to anyone who needs it. Luck plays a large role in their lives; Olive Signs have a knack for being in the right place at the right time. And even in the case that their luck goes bad, they can ride rough patches out without falling too far into depression or hopelessness. That said, Olive Signs are most comfortable with things that they are familiar with; new places and ideas often alarm them, resulting in a dogmatic insistence that their way is the right way. They can be quite bossy and domineering, although that usually comes out of a genuine belief that they know best and can help the ones they care about. They are extremely faithful friends and lovers, ready to drop everything and go into helper mode. However, if their trust is breached, there's no going back. No one can hold a grudge like an Olive Sign, and they aren't afraid to just pick up and leave if they decide something isn't working for them. Romance and companionship are extremely important to them, so even if they get hurt, their hearts remain open.

   The olive blood caste is one of the twelve troll blood castes, higher than gold and lime and succeeded by jade. Olive blood is a dark green color, darker than most of the other castes. The lifespan of an olive blood is similar to that of a human, possibly escalating above a hundred years. Olive bloods tend to have small-to-medium pointed horns, with a conical shape similar to animal ears; some have spikes or barbs on them that somewhat resemble tufts of fur. Olive bloods can become threshecutioners. Many olive bloods seem to take an avid interest in romance and relationships

   Jade blood

   Considered: Midblood

   Possible roles & jobs: Tend to mother grub, ragrippers

   Economic status: Upper middle-class

   Notable physical features: Jade blood, generally female

   Other info: Can be day walkers and rainbow drinkers. Rare caste. Jade Signs are the zodiac's caretakers. Intelligent and steady, they are excellent organizers and planners. They are detail-oriented, and can tend toward perfectionism, never satisfied with their endeavors. If you hire on a Jade Sign, be prepared for an excellent product, but also no peace until that project is flawless. They are fussy and particular, which can cause friction with those around them, although a Jade Sign holds no one to as high a standard as they hold themselves. Since they are shy with strangers and slow to open up, Jade Signs can often come off as timid or doormats, when really they just prefer to come at conflicts in a less combative way. Naturally loyal and loving, they make wonderful doctors, parents, and caretakers, whether they are taking care of people, pets, or plants. In relationships, they can be slow to open up, and need someone willing to be patient enough to go at their pace. If all of this makes Jade Signs sound soft and nurturing, they are, but keep in mind that they can also be fiercely destructive if those they care about are threatened. It takes a lot to make a Jade Sign snap, but if they do, take cover. The jade blood caste is one of the twelve troll blood castes, higher than olive and succeeded by teal.

   The lifespan of a jade blood is placed somewhere higher than a century. Jade bloods are almost exclusively female - having to do with the pheromones produced by their all-female lusii - and are described as a rare class. Most jade bloods seem to have a hook on one or both of their horns, as well as prominent vampire-like canine fangs protrude over their lower lips.

   Jade bloods are assigned strictly to serving the mother grub in the caverns, hatching the young and proliferating the brood, and during at least the Ancestor's time were forbidden from visiting the surface. Those working in the caverns are sometimes called Auxiliatrices (singular Auxiliatrix). A jade blood can also be selected and raised by a virgin mother grub; however these cases are so rare as to elude documented precedent.

   The "midwife" is said to be an adult jade blood who assists the Mother grub in birth; though some believe this to be a myth, it is suggested the midwives remain unseen because they have been "cloistered".

   The transformation into a rainbow drinker is considered sacrilegious to members of this caste.

   A young jade blood lives on the surface until sometime between their fifth and sixth sweep, whereupon some are chosen to be cloistered underground for the rest of their lives in preparation to one day enter the Ecclesiastibureaucratic Order. On their ninth wriggling day, cloistered jade bloods join the Sisters in space beguinages, while those who were not cloistered participate in Ordeals as with members of every other caste. The Ecclesiastibureaucratic Order is responsible for scheduling appointments with the Imperial Drone for the donation of generic material, ensuring that the contributing parties complete the required paperwork before each participant’s eighth wriggling day.

   Teal blood AKA Aqua blood

   Considered: Midblood

   Possible roles & jobs: Legislacerators, other civil/law related jobs

   Economic status: Low upper-class

   Notable physical features: Teal blood

   Other info: Teal Signs are natural charmers. Social and flirtatious, they are great at parties and public speaking events. Even though they aren't afraid to use their many engaging qualities in both personal and business ventures, they have a strong moral sense. Right and wrong are very obvious to a Teal Sign, and it can frustrate them that others don't see the world the same way they do. Their idealism can make them strong defenders of justice, but it can also result in them being incredibly let down. Their strict adherence to procedure can lead to errors in judgement; they can be gullible and too quick to trust. They have vibrant imaginations, and enjoy fiction and roleplaying, and often those games will resemble the lives they want to be living. Deep down, they often long for a hero, someone they can idolize and count on, with the smarts and charisma to keep up with them. Unfortunately, they have a tendency to get involved with people who are very obviously wrong for them out of a desire not to be alone. Many Teal Signs are better off being single, at least until someone really extraordinary comes along.

   The teal blood caste is one of the twelve troll blood castes, higher than jade and succeeded by blue. Teal bloods are a caste of civil servants whose typical roles include tasks as menial as petty expeditions to plaster seizure notices on gamblignant property. Among these civil servants are the legislacerators, who were at one time employed by the subjugglators as bounty hunters tasked with bringing criminals to justice, but were later confined to courtblocks arguing cases before his honorably tyranny, in a role more similar to that of a lawyer.

   A sluggish cholerbear or brainless squawking spleenfowl would both be lusii typical of a teal blood. Tealbloods are often found at Alternian libraries called bookhives.

   Cobalt blood AKA Cerulean blood and Blue blood

   Considered: Highblood

   Economic status: Upper-class

   Notable physical features: Cobalt blood

   Other info: Let's not mince words: Blue Signs are the ones to watch. Of all the sign classes, they have the potential to do the most good, but also cause the worse harm. They can be incredibly effective, and also incredibly destructive. Tell a Blue Sign this and chances are they would agree with you. They are magnetic and adaptive, able to adjust how they present themselves in any situation. They have a mask for every occasion. They are obsessively dedicated, willing to throw themselves into work, play, and everything in between. Because of this, Blue Signs are highly valuable allies and friends. However, they are very selective when it comes to who they let into their inner circle. You could be best friends with a Blue Sign and still never truly know them. They are powerful and successful, but they also tend toward jealousy. They often resent those they see as more well-positioned than they are. A well-adjusted Blue Sign is fantastically competent and inspiring, but a Blue Sign at their worst is a force for chaos. In love they can find themselves having to choose between their ambitions and their relationships, often with great difficulty.

   The blue blood caste, also called cobalt or cerulean, is one of the twelve troll blood castes, higher than teal and succeeded by indigo. Members of the blue caste sometimes have abilities that allow them to access the minds of others in ways that can be terribly invasive if abused, ranging from mind reading to outright mind control.

   Many members of the caste also have mutations relating to the eyes and pupils, possessing more or less than one pupil on each eyeball, or in extreme cases fully formed additional eyes. Like the eye mutations prevalent among members of the gold caste, this may sometimes be associated with special forms of sight, such as Vriska Serket's vision eightfold, which allows her to see through some otherwise opaque surfaces.

   Indigo blood AKA Blue blood

   Considered: Highblood

   Possible roles & jobs: Ruffiannihilator, Archeradicators, Executors

   Economic status: Low nobility

   Notable physical features: Indigo blood

   Other info: Longer lifespan. Fairly physically strong. More violent. Indigo Signs are the enthusiasts of the sign classes. Friendly and cheerful, their optimism is contagious. Being around a well-adjusted Indigo Sign is always a good time. It's hard not to be drawn into their excitable orbit, just like they are drawn in by anything and everything that piques their interest. And those interests are liable to change at any time. Indigo Signs will often surprise their friends and family by declaring they are no longer interested in what just last week they were claiming was their jam. If you catch an Indigo Signs in a philosophical mood, they can be unexpectedly poignant and introspective. A downside of all this jovial enthusiasm is that Indigo Signs often don't know their own strength. They are known to be careless, both physically and emotionally, their conversations punctuated by jostling elbows and tactless comments. They don't usually mean to offend, and are often shocked to find out they upset anyone. When this happens, they can dig their heels in and insist they did nothing wrong. In romance, Indigo Signs need partners who can keep up with their expansive personalities, as well as forgive them for the occasional hurt feeling or two.

   The indigo blood caste is one of the twelve troll blood castes, higher than blue and succeeded by purple. While indigo bloods lack the psychic abilities of the castes immediately above and below, some freaks among them instead possess remarkable and uncontrollable strength, with Equius Zahhak able to launch objects great distances with a single punch, and leap great distances comparable to those reached by trolls of a much higher caste in a single bound. His dancestor Horuss Zahhak presumably possessed similar strength, requiring the invention of steam powered deSTRENGTHening gloves to prevent him from breaking the things he touches.

   Trolls of the indigo caste tend to have pointed or arrow-shaped horns, matching the shape of their signs. Indigo bloods are capable of becoming ruffiannihilators or archeradicators, the latter being perhaps the most noble echelon the imperial forces have to offer.

   k sounds are common in the names of indigo bloods, with Zahhak and Codakk being particularly similar. Many indigo bloods' names also contain double letters.

   Purple blood

   Considered: Highblood

   Possible roles & jobs: Subjugglator, Laughsassin

   Economic status: High nobility

   Notable physical features: Purple blood

   Other info: Longer lifespan. Quite physically strong. More violent. Purple Signs are the workaholics of the sign classes. Ambitious and driven, they have a very specific path in mind to reach the pinnacle of their field, and will work tirelessly toward it. However, if their practical brains convince them that their goal is unrealistic, they may be slow to trust anyone with the secret of their true desires. They are often very funny, their wit veering toward the dryly macabre. Their fatalism can be incredibly humorous or terrible, depending who you ask. Purple Signs are usually the people who will say out loud what everyone else was thinking but was too nervous to mention. They are very stubborn, and once they've made up their mind about something, whether it be a restaurant choice or a political affiliation, it is difficult to change. They have trouble admitting they were mistaken, and also that they are upset. An oft-repeated phrase of the Purple Signs is, "It's fine, don't worry about it." They will let arguments fester rather than face them head on. In love they tend to be strictly monogamous and fiercely devoted, ready to pledge themselves to a person the same way they do their goals-utterly, and without reservation.

   The purple blood caste is one of the twelve troll blood castes, higher than indigo and succeeded by violet.

   Purple bloods are referred to both as highbloods and as subjugglators. The role the Highbloods serve is both religious, waging sectarian war against the Signless and continuing to oppose his followers after his death, and political, acting as the leaders of the land dwelling castes, self-governing but able to be influenced by Her Imperious Condescension thanks to the constant threat of her lusus. They were also responsible for the dispatching of legislacerators to deal with criminal elements, possibly until their confinement to courtblocks. The wearing of juggalo-like clown paint and practice of a strange clown-based religion are presumably connected with these roles.

   The Highbloods were at least at one time led by a troll referred to as the Grand Highblood.

   The highest land dwelling caste, purple blood is a relative cool purple in comparison to the warmer-toned violet.

   The chucklevoodoos are a common ability among subjugglators that allow them to psychically amplify fear, such as by manifesting puppets inside the dreams of targets.

   Most purple bloods have long, curved horns, often resembling those of a goat or other ungulate.

   Violet blood

   Considered: Highblood

   Possible roles & jobs:

   Economic status: Royalty

   Notable physical features: Violet blood, fins and gills

   Other info: Long lifespan. Physically strong. Quite violent. Violet Signs are the universe's eccentrics. Forget marching to their own drummer-Violets built their own drum, and it's probably weird. A good deal of this is natural, but they also have a distinct bent toward contrariness. They are the sorts to give the popular thing a pass. Personable and outlandish, they are ready to make friends with anyone, although if they aren't careful their 'game for anything' attitude can come across as clingy or desperate. When their feelings are reciprocated, however, they are very loyal friends. Politics and humanitarian causes are often very important to Violet Signs, and they will turn their considerable inventive energy into a sort of noblesse oblige, happy to offer their nontraditional approaches to help others. At their very best Violet Signs are artistic and inspired, but they tread the fine line between genius and maniac. Too often their more esoteric interests can come across as perverse or untoward, and they can have a hard time holding their tempers, especially if they feel that they are being belittled or ignored. Intelligence is enormously attractive to Violet Signs, and often an intellectual connection is necessary for them to be attracted to a prospective partner.

   The violet blood caste is one of the twelve troll blood castes. The penultimate rung on the hemospectrum, the violet caste is higher than purple and succeeded only by fuchsia. The sea dwellers in general, they don't have a particular caste theme, other than they live in the sea.

   Fuchsia blood

   Considered: Highblood

   Possible roles & jobs: Empress, Emperor(?)

   Economic status: Royalty, heir(ess)

   Notable physical features: Fuchsia blood, fins and gills

   Other info: Very long lifespan. Physically strong. Fight to rule Alternia. Rare caste. Fuchsia Signs are the final of the sign classes, fittingly, also the most enigmatic. Possessing a strong imagination, they have an otherworldly quality to them that draws others in. Often, it has more to do with what they don't tell you than what they do, giving them an air of mystery that would more than likely perplex a Fuchsia sign if you told them about it. They aren't usually trying to be alluring-they're just lost in thought. Highly emotional, Fuchsia signs are sensitive and anxious, and tend to spend a lot of time worrying-about the world, the future, and what others think of them. They are artistic and talented, but can suffer from crippling bouts of depression, holding themselves to impossibly high standards. They have rich fantasy lives, and can get so caught up in daydreams that they sometimes forget to actually do things. Many Fuchsia Signs have trouble with follow-through, and it can take a lot to kick them out of their inertia. As far as romance goes, they need partners who are willing to put in the time to go at their pace, and who can handle how sensitive and emotional they can be.

   Fuchsia blood is a deep red-purple color.

   Fuchsia bloods have an unparalleled lifespan of hundreds of thousands of years, or perhaps millions. Inversely, only two fuchsia bloods ever inhabit the empire at one time. Only female fuchsia bloods are known. Her Imperious Condescension acts as the empress of the Alternian empire, with her descendants acting as heiresses expected to challenge her for the throne upon reaching maturity.

   The Condesce and her heiress both share a bond with Gl'bgolyb, which can be swayed toward either party depending on the empress and heiress' physical proximity to the monster. Gl'bgolyb is essential to the empress' control over the empire, allowing her to manipulate the castes below her with the threat of psychic annihilation.

   Exceptions to the Hemospectrum

   Mutant bloods show up every now and then, and are usually culled at birth. They are lower than Rust bloods, but are not counted on the Hemospectrum. They have no powers. Most trolls will not live to their full lifespan. Some stuff to be added when I remember. Tips, Notes, & Warnings Only Equius and the other Zahhaks possess such strength, not all Indigo bloods. It is, in fact, partially due to mutation AND their body building. Vriska’s psychic powers are abnormal. Most Cobalt bloods wouldn’t have such powers. Sollux and family’s dual-coloured eyes and two pairs of horns are also mutations. Not all mutations will get you culled - Anything beneficial or not noticeable as a wriggler is accepted. Still doesn’t mean you should go OP, special snowflake, mary-sue. But it CAN be done right.

   Entry settings▾
4. #4Troll Romance

   Keys: Love, rom, redrom, black, blackrom, jetblack, moirail, pitch, ashen, kismesis, kismesissitude, <3, matesprit, boyfriend, girlfriend, auspisticism, moirallegience, quadrant, quadrants, quadrangle, vascillate, vascillation, bucket, buckets, pails, pail, friend, friends, friendship, partner, partners, partnership

   Enabled · After character · Order 400 · 100%

   Quadrants are the four different types of romance recognized by trolls, first explained through exposition here. As humans are socialised to expect their single type of romance, a concept that can be defined by a single symbol (<3), so are trolls on both Beforus and Alternia conditioned to strive for four distinct types. Humans are shown to be able to have pitch and ashen feelings and cherubs are naturally inclined only towards kismesissitude. They are a frustratingly difficult concept for humans to grasp.

   The quadrants primarily exist to facilitate the complicated reproduction of trolls. When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his filial pails. Therefore, having a stable matesprit and kismesis is a matter of life and death for trolls. Because of these high stakes and the frequency of lesser feuds that might encroach on exclusive kismesis relationships, auspisticism is a necessary quadrant to prevent widespread infidelity and death. Likewise, moirallegience exists to prevent violence and death, though it is not related to the other quadrants.

   These needs explain why all four quadrants are described specifically with the word "romance." Humans, due to their only means of reproduction being heterosexual, usually feel strongly about finding a matesprit and often have a strong belief in true love. (This description is of course not as black and white due to the varying nature of humans' sexuality and gender expression, but for the purpose of explanation it is simpler to leave it at that.) Therefore, trolls feel equally strong about having relationships of both red and black nature, because it correlates directly with their reproductive habits.

   Trolls do not differentiate by gender when it comes to their relationships - the very idea is foreign to them.

   The boundaries between the relationships are fluid, and trolls, like humans, have to find the right balance between the emotions. Quadrant vacillation is the tendency for relationships to switch or flicker back and forth between different quadrants. Due to the complex nature of troll romance and its volatility, it is not uncommon.

   Matesprit/Kismesis double reacharound

   Often in quadrant vacillations one party will have red feelings while the other one has black feelings. Usually one party will adjust their feelings to match their partner's emotions, but this is not always the case.

   This sort of relationship volatility is one of the reasons why auspisticism is an important part of troll culture.

   Vacillation from black to red is often drawn from the feelings of respect and admiration that are the other half of spades-type emotions (the first half being just hatred). As Karkat puts it, THE POSITIVE QUALITIES YOU SEE DEEP DOWN IN A KISMESIS ALSO SERVE AS THE BASIS FOR RED FEELINGS TOWARD THAT PERSON.

   Double reacharound pairs may correspond with the ancient Greek concept of μανία (mania), or "highly volatile/obsessive love".

   Group Vacillation A simple Quadrangle undergoing vacillation.

   Due to the multiple relationship types and the demands of troll society, trolls form groups and chains of Matesprits and Kismesises. A quadrangle is the simplest complete form of such a group of relationships. It consists of four trolls with two Matespritships and two Kismesissitude between them. If one pairing in a relationship group swaps its relationship type, it can force all other relationships within the group to swap as well.

   Friendship

   A troll disease which spreads among groups if not carefully controlled. Equius says that in troll language, the word for friend is exactly the same as the word for enemy, even though both words are said separately in this conversation, which he has with Gamzee right afterwards, and Terezi specifically mentions the concept of hatefriends.

   Friendship corresponds with the ancient Greek concept of φιλία (philía), or "love between peers," which humans inexplicably believe to be a good and powerful thing. As a prank, John refers to it as an emotion in a conversation with Karkat, but later (from Karkat's perspective, earlier from his own) insists that it is not.

   Aradiabot refers to Karkat as being her friend in Alterniabound, and many other trolls appear to have amicable relationships with one another.

   Troll emotions and society

   Karkat has stated that trolls are driven by the two primary emotions, hate and pity. As he is young and idealistic, this is probably an oversimplification, as Marquise Spinneret Mindfang has used the word "love" in reference to her flushed feelings for one of the slaves she took. The words hate and pity also do not seem to be direct translations to the human concepts; the concept of pity is strongly linked with empathy and understanding - a troll who pities another wouldn't want that troll to be culled. The concept of hatred is strongly linked with passion.

   Though the Beforan trolls were not subject to the corruption of society by outside forces that the Alternian trolls were, they subscribe to the same quadrants. Though Beforus was more peaceful, they still had the same method of reproduction to consider. It is unclear as to whether this was compulsory as it was in Alternia. Kankri has implied that at least on Beforus, some trolls are incapable of feeling the emotions required for certain quadrants similar to the human concept of asexuality, or even if they do, may choose not to engage in certain romantic configurations.

   The quadrants are also hard to understand for young trolls themselves, and are especially confusing to humans. We only have one form of romance, which we define as love. Trolls have three others, that are new to us. Carapacians seem two have two forms, which are matespritship and kismesissitude. Cherubs know of the caliginous quadrant.

   Trolls do not regard gender in their relationships, whether they are concupiscent or conciliatory. It was not confirmed if trolls even have biological differences between two genders, though the females seem to develop their breasts, and the trolls seem to have a gender identity.

   Red and Black Romance

   Red romance is based around more positive emotions. It consists of matespritship and moirallegiance. Black romance is based around more negative emotions. It consists of kismesissitude and auspisticism.

   Concupiscent and Conciliatory

   Matespritship and kismesissitude are the two concupiscent quadrants, which are more sensual. They are linked with reproduction. Moirallegiance and auspisticism are the two conciliatory quadrants, which are more platonic.

   Matespritship

   AKA the flushed quadrant, represented with ♥ or <3 in text form

   Redrom concupiscent

   Matespritship is the most similar quadrant to human love. The two seem to care for each other as would humans. In canon, many couples constantly switch between matespritship and kismesissitude due to troll nature.

   One’s partner in this quadrant would be referred to as their matesprit.

   The word matesprit is derived from the words “mate” and “esprit”.

   And yes, this quadrant is linked with reproduction and bucket filling.

   Moirallegiance

   AKA the pale quadrant, represented with ♦ or <> in text form

   Redrom conciliatory

   Moirallegiance is similar to friendship, but does not stop at that. The two would look out for each other’s safety and well being, but also keep their moirail in check. Often, one’s moirail helps aid their anger or violent tendencies to prevent danger to others. In turn, they would protect them similar to a guardian.

   One’s partner in this quadrant would be referred to as their moirail or pale mate.

   The word moirallegiance is derived from the words “moira” and “allegiance”.

   And no, this quadrant is not linked with reproduction and bucket filling.

   Kismesissitude

   AKA the caliginous quadrant, represented with ♠ or <3< in text form.

   Blackrom concupiscent

   Kismesissitude is one of the harder quadrants to explain. The two kismeses hate each other to a high extent, but not to the point of wishing death or the like. It is similar to rivalry, and is based around striving to be better than the other.

   One’s partner in this quadrant would be referred to as their kismesis.

   The word kismesis is derived from the words “kismet” and “nemesis”.

   And yes, this quadrant is linked with reproduction and bucket filling.

   Auspisticism

   AKA the ashen quadrant, represented with ♣ or c3< in text form.

   Blackrom conciliatory

   Auspisticism is the only quadrant that involves a total of three trolls. It often proves to be a mediator between two kismeses, if the quadrant becomes to dangerous or threatens other relationships.

   The mediator in this relationship would be referred to as the auspistice.

   The word auspistice is derived from the words “auspicious” and “armistice”.

   And no, this quadrant is not linked with reproduction and bucket filling.

   First, let's say you had to describe human romance using one symbol. You would go with ♥! Or a broken heart if you are particularly bitter. Whatever.

   Troll romance is best described using four symbols, which are probably stupidly familiar to you. They are ♥, ♦, ♣ and ♠.

   We shall call each of these symbols a quadrant, and they are arranged like so:

   ♥ ♦ ♠ ♣

   These quadrants are named, in left to right order: Flushed (Hearts), Pale (Diamonds), Caliginous (Spades) and Ashen (Clubs).

   The quadrants are arranged in four different pairs: first, there is the Red romance. As you have guessed it, that half stands for ♥ & ♦. Second, there is Black romance, or ♠ & ♣. These first two are opposite pairs.

   Third, we have what we call the Conciliatory quadrants, or ♦ and ♣. Its counterpart are the Concuspiscent quadrants, aka ♥ and ♠. You now totally understand why I arranged them like that up there.

   Red romance is rooted in positive emotions. Black romance is rooted in negative emotions. This is pretty much self-explanatory.

   Conciliatory VS Concuspiscent, on the other hand, refers to the nature of relationship it falls into. Concuspiscent, which is a stupid made-up word as you have already guessed, refers to how both ♥ and ♠ are used in facilitating the TROLL REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE. You now wish I had never uttered those words because all the trolls are thirteen ew. To be more blunt and spare you the pain of hearing me explain how trolls reproduce, I will cut it short and say that Concuspiscent means you can have sex. This is a sexual relationship. Yay.

   Conciliatory, on the other hand, is similar to friendship. Only not really. It is a weird mix of friendship and other platonic relationships that don't end in doing the nasty in a bucket. Oops, sorry. I said I wouldn't talk about troll sex.

   Even though we wouldn't call relationships in the Conciliatory half of the quadrants "romance", trolls are just as compelled to fulfill these relationships as most humans are to find a significant other. Trolls are so weird. Moving on,

   The Flushed quadrant (♥) partnership is called a Matespritship. It is pretty much the equivalent of human romance. FALL IN LOVE. HAVE BABIES. SLOPPY MAKE-OUTS EVERYWHERE. It is the best quadrant because I don't have to explain shit. Love your matesprits.

   The Caliginous quadrant (♠), however, is not something that makes any kind of sense to us whatsoever. Unless you are into hatesex. The term for this partnership is a Kismesitude. Yes, the terms are going to get stupider as we go on. A Kismesis is something of a HATED ENEMY and VERY POTENT RIVAL. This also plays a part in troll reproduction, because Trolls Are Weird. But seriously it's hate sex. If hate sex ended up with one of the partners possibly dying if they showed weakness to the other. :D

   I will now mention that these two are involved in making an "incestuous slurry", and now you are all seriously glad I am not explaining what troll sex and reproduction is like for real.

   The Ashen (♣) quadrant is the bane of my existence. Its term is Auspisticism, and I hate Hussie for making me type that. Now for the explanation! Imagine that two trolls are deep in a hate off. This is something that happens often! But that is bad, because we don't want people to go around cheating on their kismesis all the time. Cheating is wrong. So, a third troll would come in and try to mediate between the two. The troll would then become their Auspitice. The troll would then get the role of making sure they do not fall deep into RAGE INDUCED MAKE OUT FESTS everywhere. Yay.

   An Auspistice is especially important because sometimes trolls will switch between Caliginous and Flushed quadrants abritrarily, and that makes for a terrible relationship. The auspistice would thus stabilize the whole thing. Think of it like ingrained couple's therapy.

   Lastly, the Pale (♦) quadrant is called a Moirallegience. Did you think auspisticism was the stupidest term? No it isn't. A moirail is a bit like a very, very platonic soul mate. Now that I have said this, you are even more confused than ever. Explanation! Trolls are a very violent species by nature. Some trolls are even more violent than others. This means they can be a definite threat to others and even to themselves. A more even-tempered troll should then become the previous troll's moirail.

   A moirail's job is to pacify/function as a better half. Generally, two moirails are supposed to complement and balance each other's emotional profiles, so all their other relationships are more likely to be successful. Sometimes it is hard to tell if a troll is in true moirallegience or just, you know, durp durp we are friends durp. And sometimes flushed feelings can be mistaken for pale feelings and vice-versa! A troll's life is so hard.

   Basically, true moirails are hard to find and even harder to identify.

   troll romance is full of false starts and infidelities and miscues and jumping in every other quadrant like goddamn drunk monkeys trying to get the bananas all of the bananas. But! One troll belief is that for every quadrant, THERE ARE PAIRS or triads because troll romance is weird THAT WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. Like OTPs and OT3s, but for themselves. In short, all trolls believe that there are pairs that were DESTINED FOREVER AND EVER.

   Basically: trolls are into a weird version of Disney fairytales, only with a lot more murder.

   AND THAT CONCLUDES TROLL ROMANCE.

   Entry settings▾
5. #5Alternia

   Keys: Alternia, planet, home, hive

   Enabled · After character · Order 500 · 100%

   Alternia is the home planet of the trolls, located in Universe A. It has two satellites; a green moon and a pink moon, the latter of which seems to be accompanied by a much smaller pink satellite of its own. Before the scratch it was known as Beforus and had only a singular pink moon.

   he terrain of Alternia's surface ranges from sandy deserts and rocky plateaus to grassy plains and immense forests.

   Alterniasia is a region likely located on Alternia and presumably sharing some similarities with Earth's Asia, with an equivalent or similar area called East Beforus existing pre-scratch. Various forms of exotic eastern theater presumably originated here, and EAST BEFORAN SCROLLs were written in mysterious runes similar to Japanese characters. The BLISTERING ALTERNIAN SUN is dangerous to trolls, and as expected of any bright star can lead to blindness if stared into. Jadebloods are uniquely suited to its rays, however, and are even capable of becoming rainbow drinkers who, alongside shadow droppers, feast on the light. Though even early dawn's rays are enough to cause severe sunburn and blistering, the lusus naturae are protected from it by their white coats which reflect light very efficiently.

   Also epidemic on Alternia is acid rain, which is bad for a troll's skin and corrosive enough even to dissolve a less hardy creature down to their bones.

   Habitation

   Trolls

   Pupated trolls live on the Alternian surface in house-like structures called hives, separated into various rooms called blocks.

   Other fauna

   In addition to being the home planet of the trolls, Alternia is also home to a terrifying subterranean monster population of lusus naturae. Its surface is populated by musclebeasts, which roam the planet during the night, and shadow droppers which crawl from the sand at sunrise.

   Presumably also dwelling upon the Alternian surface is some variety of mammalian animals with black fur and dark red blood, and nondescript flying animals with multiple pairs of wings or finned tails soar its skies. Its aquatic life includes cuttlefish in various colors and half-fish aquatic hoofbeasts (seahorses), while black crab-like creatures live on some of its beaches.

   Flora

   Alternian grass is mostly green or blue-green. While some forests consist of immense trees with pink-purple foliage and blue-purple bark, other trees are of a more similar color and scale to common trees on Earth.

   Her Imperious Condescension's Empire

   Military

   Alternia's trolls are members of an empire that spanned to the edge of the galaxy by the time of the Reckoning. The Condesce personally leads the expansion of this empire on her perpetual journey away from the troll planet; she is responsible for making cordial first contact with alien civilizations, which are then brutally subjugated by any one of the lethal brigades under her command. These are namely:

   the Threshecutioners, the "DEADLIEST" of the Empress' forces, responsible for conquering MORE PLANETS THAN ANY OTHER IMPERIAL FORCE. A flaysquad could consist of a broad band of blood colors, including green lowbloods and their blue blooded superiors,, and as their name suggests, they fight with sickles;

   the Cavalreapers, the empire's dreaded jousting forces. The Summoner ranked high among them, presumably using his rare a8ilities of communion to control his steeds; the animal communion common among members of the bronze caste, like the aspiring Cavalreaper Tavros Nitram, likely makes them ideal for this role;

   the Laughsassins, jovial stealth fighters known for sneaking up behind targets and snapping their necks and performing various circus maneuvers such as flying on a grief trapeze. Their clown-like antics likely meant purple bloods were chief among their number;

   and the Ruffiannihilators, an elite legion of brute strength combatants likely suited for the higher, physically stronger castes such as the indigo caste.

   Possibly the most noble echelon the imperial forces have to offer are the Archeradicators, warriors trained in the noble Alternian art of archery: however, as these are not listed among the brigades used by the Condesce to invade new worlds, their exact role in the Alternian empire is not clear.

   All Alternians, while restricted to their home planet in childhood, are upon reaching adulthood scattered throughout Alternian space to prevent the fomentation of rebellion, and the vast majority of these adult Alternians serve some role in one of these legions for the purpose of expanding the empire.

   Government and law

   Her Imperious Condescension is the sole monarch of her empire, and the leader of the troll species' sea dweller race. However, through the threat of Gl'bgolyb, an immensely powerful outer god partially under her control and capable of psychically annihilating any caste lower than her own, the Condesce is able to delegate power down the hemospectrum, particularly to the highblooded subjugglators, who enforce her law among the other land dwelling members of her species.

   The court of subjugglators further delegated down to the legislacerators, civil servants deployed throughout the galaxy who were in the past usually employed with such petty expeditions as the delivery of seizure notices but also sometimes tasked with gathering evidence, apprehending criminals and even overseeing the "trial" and execution. In Alternia's modern day, however, the role of the legislacerator has shrunk to solely within the courtblock, arguing cases before His Honorable Tyranny.

   Some of the Condesce's will was also enforced by drones, though the exact difference in jurisdiction between the Condesce's various enforcers, if any, is not clear. One known role played by the empress' drones is that of the culling drone, which upholds Alternia's strict policy of eugenics through the extermination of the unfit and infirm, which can include the disabled and those found incapable of looking after their lusus.

   Though the Condesce's heiress, as the only other member of the fuchsia caste, is the sole rival to her throne, while among other juvenile trolls on their home planet, some heiresses enjoy a level of authority of their own.

   Alternia apparently has the concept of a president, and despite the fact that only children are allowed on Alternia, there is a registry of sex offenders who aren't allowed near schools.

   Alternia is a bellicose world engulfed in class warfare and bigotry and perpetually striving for war and violence, intended to one day produce twelve warriors perfectly suited to playing and winning Sgrub with the utmost ruthlessness and efficiency. For this same reason, many other aspects of Alternian culture are also geared toward teaching its inhabitants the basics of the game: for example, all Alternian children are expected to design and build their own hives at a young age, with the intention of making them architecturally adept early on in their lives.

   Possibly assisted by its encouraged rapid development, Alternia is a very old and technologically advanced civilization, having had film for thousands of years though television is a relatively recent invention on their world. Most Alternian technology is grown from organic parts, with larvae being a common component. Alternian video games come in the form of game grubs; possibly prefiguring Sgrub's arrival, some if not all of these game grubs take the form of immersive holographic experiences such as Flarp, which, like most Alternian pastimes, can have real life or death consequences.

   Trolls are also a highly superstitious people. Their quadrant-based romance system places a heavy emphasis on "serendipity" and romantic destiny, and the higher blooded castes among them believe that past trolls who shared their sign are their ancestors, and that the fates of ancestors and descendants are intertwined. Some lower blooded trolls, however, are more of the opinion that these kinds of superstitions were invented by highbloods. It should be noted that the signs assigned to trolls, of which there are multiple huge alphabets, are presumably distinct from the 48 signs of the Alternian horoscope, though it is not otherwise known exactly how a troll's sign is given.

   Entry settings▾
6. #6Lusus/Lusii

   Keys: Lusus, Lusii, Animal, Dog, Barkbeast, Ram, Fairy, Bull, Bicyclops, Cyclops, Crab, Pounce, Leon, Cat, Kitty, Grub, Mother Grub, Dragon, Spider, Aurthor, Manhorse, Horseman, Goat, Seahorse, Seahorsedad, Gl'bgolyb, Whale, Spleenfowl, Cholerbears, Deercat, Pet

   Enabled · After character · Order 600 · 100%

   Lusus naturae are members of the Alternia's diverse and terrifying subterranean monster population which take the role and title of custodian to young trolls, acting as their guardians in place of the adults sent to fight throughout the galaxy in the name of the empire.

   Lusii use scent to select a freshly-pupated troll of a matching blood color - shared lusii between ancestors and descendants suggesting the lusus may even be able to identify a particular bloodline - and together the pair emerge from the brooding caverns and use CARPENTER DROIDS to build a hive for themselves. In their above-ground lives, [t]rolls and their custodians have a peculiar arrangement of codependence. The lusus behaves as a lifelong bodyguard, caretaker, and visceral sort of mentor, while the young troll must learn to function as a sort of zookeeper. The looking after of a lusus is highly important in troll society; the death of a lusus results in the culling of the young troll, and Andrew Hussie has suggested that a lusus remains with their troll for life, well into maturation and their job off Alternia, as indicated with the relationship between Redglare and Pyralspite.

   Lusii are referred to with the same gendered language as their wards, though in most cases just how much meaning the concept of gender has when applied to such a monster isn't fully clear; for the most part lusii are incapable of communicating verbally with trolls outside of very special circumstances.

   Concept and creation

   Becquerel's relationship with Jade Harley influenced the development of the lusus idea to some degree, but "there wasn't the direct line of inspiration you might expect."

   Etymology

   The Latin lusus naturae means 'sport of nature', literally as in the playings of nature, sometimes translated to 'freak of nature' for clarity. In Latin, the plural of lusus is lusūs; in Homestuck the preferred plural is less clear, though "lusii" is used in the soundtrack ♫, authorial commentary, and throughout Hiveswap.

   History

   Despite the vastly different relationship between trolls and their genetic forebears on Beforus, the pre-scratch trolls still had lusii, with Meenah Peixes' friends all seemingly chosen by the same monsters as their dancestors — with the likely exception of Meenah herself, G'bgolyb having been a gift to Alternia from Doc Scratch. Post-scratch, the same was true of at least some of the ancestors - though the Handmaid was raised long after the extinction of Alternia by Doc Scratch himself, and the Signless' extremely unusual blood color left him with no lusus to bond with.

   Thanks to a curse unwittingly implemented by the execution of the Mobius Double Reacharound Virus, all but one of the Hivebent trolls' lusii died, and were then used to prototype their respective trolls' kernelsprites. As such, their session's underlings and Black King shared characteristics with all of these lusii. These sprites, too, were seemingly all eventually destroyed.[citation needed]

   Various lusii depicted on Jake English's bedsheets.

   After moving from the Reckoning-ravaged ruins of Alternia to Earth, the Condesce brought a population of thousands of [lusus naturae] with her. Many of these monsters made their home on an exotic Pacific Island before the Condesce would enact her full takeover and make attempts to replicate Alternia's custodial system by having young humans be raised by the beasts; ultimately, however, they had no interest whatsoever in taking care of human babies [and] mostly just wound up eating them, or at best, just abandoning them, so they, much like the drones also brought to Earth, were eventually replaced with a mechanized lusidroid system that mitigated the biological counterparts' issues.

   Varieties Ram lusus

   Aradia Megido had a ram-like custodian with similar horns to her own. Having died well before Hivebent in a chain of events stemming from a CERTAIN KIND OF ROLE PLAYING accident, it is the only one of the twelve Heroes' lusii not to be prototyped.

   Fairy bull

   Tavros and Rufioh Nitram's[image?] lusii are diminutive bulls with fairy wings, aptly called fairy bulls. Tavros' fairy bull is named Tinkerbull, for the classical fairy character Tinkerbell of Peter (or Pupa) Pan, and the two seem to have a very good relationship, playing Fiduspawn and Flarp together.

   Tinkerbull was killed by Tavros, who had inadvertently crushed him underneath his wheelchair in a particularly cruel twist of fate for poor Tavros. Later, Tinkerbull is prototyped into Tavros' kernelsprite, seen floating outside of his transported hive. Tavros has stated that, after Tinkerbull could talk as a result of his prototyping, he is REALLY SMART and he appears to consult him for advice.

   Rufioh's fairy bull was crushed to death when damara acc1dentally dropped a hunger trunk on h1m. Rufioh states that he always dreamed [he] m1ght meet up w1th h1m aga1n 1n the afterl1fe, suggesting that unlike Tinkerbull, Rufioh's lusus was not prototyped.

   Fairy bulls were one of many lusii found on Jake's Island. One was mistakenly killed when Jake shot it in the head, and a swarm of them are later seen flying through the air. Unlike other lusii found on Jake's island, they are sweet and docile to him.

   Bicyclops

   The bicyclops (or biclops) is a large, horned, two-headed giant that serves as lusus to Sollux and Mituna Captor.[image?] Each head has a single eye — one red and one blue — and a mouth with two fangs.

   Their species is a reference to a line from the film Yellow Submarine, the film's title also being a possible connection to the Captors' yellow blood color.

   Sollux chains his lusus to the roof of his communal hive stem. He is fed mind honey harvested from Sollux's beehouse mainframes, which helps him not be such a complete idiot all the time. Merely most of the time instead. He is killed by a catastrophic release of psionic energy demolishing the upper levels of the stem as a result of Sollux as a result of inadvertently consuming mind honey. Later, Bicyclopsprite is seen staring at Sollux's bloody corpse.

   The relation between Mituna and his biclops dad is the reverse, the biclops feeding Mituna mind honey to treat his brain damage.

   Crab lusus

   Karkat Vantas' lusus is a towering, bipedal crustacean. He is a GRUMPY CUSTOMER and he gets pretty crabby, causing Karkat to often engage in Strife with him over demands for his favorite food — CHILLED ROE CUBES. It seems Karkat cares very much for his lusus, at least enough to draw a picture of him and pin it to his fridge.

   He was killed when Karkat's computer exploded as a result of running Sollux Captor's Mobius Double Reacharound Virus, thereby implementing the curse that possibly leads to the death of the other trolls' lusii as well.

   He was the first lusus to be shown, seen at the end of the Midnight Crew Intermission. Some members of the community have affectionately named Karkat's Lusus "Crabdad".

   A much larger version of its kind (which has a tail, a trait Karkat's lusus lacked) can be seen roaming the forest on Jake's Island, close to his home. Jake engages it in a Strife, in which Jake fires at the lusus with two pistols while flying through the air dramatically. After a few shots, the lusus staggers away with visible candy red bullet wounds, confirming its until then unknown blood color. Interestingly, during this Strife it was referred to as a crabdad, possibly indicating that this has become the official name for its species.

   This species was created by the followers of The Sufferer, so that future mutantbloods would have a lusus to tend to them.

   Pounce de Leon

   Nepeta and Meulin Leijon's[image?] lusii are feline creatures with two mouths, resembling common housecats but similar in size to one of Earth's big cats. It is pawssibly the cutest and purrhaps the bestest kitty you have ever s33n! and lends this adorable face to Nepeta's quirk.

   Pounce de Leon and Nepeta often took turns riding on each others' backs in search of the FOUNTAIN OF CUTE, a reference to the historical explorer Ponce de León who according to legend sought the Fountain of Youth. Pounce was crushed when Nepeta's hive caved in, possibly thanks to a meteor strike.

   Virgin mother grub

   Kanaya Maryam's lusus is a virgin mother grub; one which has Abdicate[d] from brooding and become a custodian, an event so rare as to elude documented precedent. It has a skeletal face with feminine lips, and unlike other specimens, has a kink in one horn matching the horns of its charge; its likeness to a flying insect like a moth may allude to the light-feeding nature of jadebloods.

   Kanaya was chosen by her lusus on account of her rare JADE GREEN BLOOD, and together the two made a home in the inhospitable desert, planting a hive seed in the underlying volcanic rock using the mother grub's remarkable burrowing skills. For a virgin mother grub Time Will Be Relatively Short; in exchange for ensuring the grub's future progeny via the Matriorb within, however, the mother grub protects Kanaya from the various threats local to the sandy wasteland.

   Post-mortem, as with most of the other lusii, the mother grub becomes Mothersprite, who comforts her charge through her complex teenage romantic problems.

   Dragon lusii

   The trolls of the Pyrope bloodline were associated with a rare species of dragon which remains blind until maturity, a custodian their caste superior Mindfang found deeply unfitting of such middling 8lood, and whose realness even appears to be questionable in some circles.

   Pyralspite

   Redglare's dragon was named Pyralspite, and was seemingly large enough to not only block the moonlight from a whole fleet of ships, but swallow other trolls' lusii (see spider lusus below) whole. Pyralspite served as Redglare's mount and assisted her in her legislacerator's duties, particularly in her crusade against the gamblignants. After Redglare's death, Mindfang became obsessed with taming the powerful lusus, and sought a cavalreaper with powerful animal communion to assist her in this goal. What became of this plan, especially after Mindfang and the Summoner's deaths, is not known; however, Hussie has suggested that it may have at some point laid an egg which became a lusus to Redglare's descendant.

   Terezi Pyrope's lusus, meanwhile, remained an egg for most of her life on Alternia, unable to hatch until doomsday - however, seemingly unique among the lusii, it was able to communicate with its charge psychically instead, teaching Terezi the strange method by which she 'sees' through smell and taste. This psychic communication also included various prophecies of the future or other worlds, including MYTH1C4L L1TTL3 P1NK MONK3Y[S] called babies which the young dragon had dreamed about. When the end of the world finally comes and the egg hatches, the young still-blind dragon is almost immediately struck dead by a meteor, and eventually becomes the sniff-happy Dragonsprite.

   Befitting their mythical status, these dragons possess a variety of powers. In addition to their psychic, prophetic nature, their mastery of the senses is seemingly absolute, with the Beforan Latula Pyrope's lusus having taught her new ways to smell involving both sight and sound after she became nasally impaired. Likely in place of the fiery breath associated with dragons on Earth, these Alternian dragons are also able to burn with their powerful glares; like the sun, merely glancing into the eyes of a fully-grown dragon can cause blindness (especially in the more sensitive eyes of a psychic with higher sight), and applied deliberately the dragon can even cause explosions with a mere look. This dangerous ability may explain why the creatures keep their eyes closed for the first years of their lives.

   The Condesce brought at least one specimen of this species to Earth on board her battleship, which soared the skies above Jake English's Pacific island where the other lusii lived. Her artificial mastery over animal communion also allowed her to use a dragon, potentially the same specimen, in her battle with the rebels Strider and Lalonde.

   Spider lusus

   Vriska Serket's spidermom lusus resembles a gargantuan arachnid, though with three distinct body segments in contrast to the spiders of Earth, which have a fused head and thorax.

   Dwelling in the canyons surrounding Vriska's hive surrounded by suitably immense webbing, this spider lusus feeds on young trolls, and is constantly hungry, forcing Vriska to use her Flarp sessions to procure more food for the beast. This led to a strained and unhealthy relationship between the two, with Vriska's description of her lusus simply being that it sucks!

   Spidermom was killed when a failed premature activation of the Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader caused a rock slide, crushing both blue blooded neighbours' custodians; though the immense creature was able to struggle to survive this, Vriska decided it best to put it out of its misery with her enchanted dice.

   Whether Vriska's ancestor shared the same lusus is not explicitly clear; though Hussie's commentary posits that "she [had] to guillotine her own spider mom too", Mindfang's lusus was actually consumed whole by Redglare's - indicating that whatever it was, a fully grown dragon totally dwarfed it in size.

   Aurthour

   Equius Zahhak's lusus, Aurthour, looks like a centaur, but with an udder and a mustache. He resembles a creature from one of Andrew Hussie's older works, Humanimals. In addition to being a guardian, Aurthour is Equius' butler, providing him with his own Lusus Milk. Equius cares for and/or respects Aurthour on a certain level, and refers to him as simply the best [butler] there is.

   Aurthour's species is said to be one of the strongest kinds of lusus, which is why he became Equius' custodian; no other lusus could handle Equius' ridiculous strength. However, Aurthour bruises incredibly often, even as a result of a grateful pat on the head.

   He was killed when the Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader malfunctioned and blew up part of the rockface that supported a section of Equius' hive. He was in the part of the house that crumbled, and he plummeted to the ground below. His corpse was then later retrieved from the rubble to be deposited into Equius' kernelsprite. Aurthoursprite was later seen floating around Equius's hive. In Alterniabound Equius states that Aurthour's ghost is dead, suggesting that the sprite was destroyed.

   Several members of this species roam Jake's Island, appearing in a variety of sizes. Some are several stories tall, dropping manure and milk onto those unfortunate enough to stand below.

   Aurthour or an identical musclebeast was spotted at Andrew Hussie's study, having supplied the milk for Spades Slick while Hussie nursed him back to health. There is no plausible reason why he would be there, besides the fact that Hussie wills it. Although this musclebeast was seen serving milk to Spades Slick after Ms. Paint discovers him in "[S] DD: Ascend more casually", he is not present the next time we revisit that scene. It is unknown if this is related to the retcons, which happened shortly before the later scene.

   He is apparently part of a butler genus, if Arquiusprite's statement can be taken seriously.

   Goat lusus

   Gamzee Makara's lusus is a giant sea creature with a goat's upper half and a piscine tail, resembling the mythological sea goat which is the symbol of the Capricorn constellation, who has come to be colloquially called goatdad.

   Apparently often out to sea instead of caring for Gamzee, goatdad was struck by a harpoon, and Gamzee found him washed ashore dead.

   Like other lusii, at least one member of this species lives in the water on or around Jake's island. Jake says that the creature "doesn't back down", and its wild, angry eyes suggest that its own nature reflects that of Gamzee's darker sides.

   Seahorse lusus

   Eridan and Cronus Ampora's[image?] lusii are flying seahorses. Called seahorsedad by the fandom,[citation needed] "seahorse dad" came to be used as the monster's name in Openbound.[citation needed]

   Eridan rides upon his lusus' back, as a noble steed, floating through the air as he hunts other lusii to feed to his moirail's. He is the only troll to accessorize his lusus, equipping it with a violet saddle and reins when riding.

   Eridan's lusus is the only one whose death is not explained.

   Gl'bgolyb

   Gl'bgolyb, otherwise known as "The Rift's Carbuncle", "Emissary to the Horrorterrors", or in more hushed tones, "Speaker of the Vast Glub", is a colossal, squid-like abomination that serves as the shared lusus of Feferi Peixes, the Condesce, and other fuchsia bloods on Alternia. It is implied that her existence was brought about by Doc Scratch and Lrd English. Given this information, it is unknown what variety of lusus raised Meenah, only that it may not have been Gl'bgolyb.

   Gl'bgolyb dwarfs all other lusii (as well as most architecture) by a massive degree – Karkat describes her as AN OUTER FUCKING GOD THE SIZE OF A CITY. Upon close examination, it can be seen that she has two mouths, one on each end of her body, similar to Fluthlu.

   Being the only fuchsia blood troll on Alternia, Feferi was automatically assigned to her, however Gl'bgolyb continued to serve as the lusus of Feferi's ancestor, who was Empress during the events of Hivebent. When heiresses came of age they were expected to challenge the current Empress for the throne due to the demands of Gl'bgolyb and troll society. However, by the time of the events of Hivebent, Her Imperious Condescension had piloted her flagship to such a distance as to weaken her bond to Gl'bgolyb, causing its allegiance to sway to Feferi who was thus protected from any assassination attempts by the Condesce. According to Feferi, Gl'bgolyb frequently whispers to her. Some of what she says are prophecies, including that of the "world's end" and of uniting the two races.

   She loves her lusus very much, although she has expressed that "keeping her voice down" is a burden to her. She does this by feeding her the dead lusii of other trolls with Eridan's help. This is necessary due to the fact that if Gl'bgolyb's voice is ever raised above a whisper, trolls would start dying. The psychically susceptible lower castes would die first, and if the horrorterror raised her voice to a shout, every troll on the planet sans the fuchsiabloods would perish. Worst of all, if she were to ever get "really upset", she might release "the Vast Glub", a psychic shockwave that would exterminate every single troll in the galaxy sans the fuchsiabloods. The Condesce was apparently in her time able to curb this threat through concentration alone, but her new distances of conquest weakened that bond - this is likely why Feferi was required to deal with it herself through feeding the lusus.

   Gl'bgolyb eventually unleashed the Vast Glub while Karkat was attempting to get Sollux into The Medium, resulting in Sollux's death. Doc Scratch stated that the Vast Glub was Gl'bgolyb's "swan song", implying that after releasing the Vast Glub it would die, implied to be via meteor.

   Feferi states that her lusus fell into the kernelsprite, and the effects of this prototyping can be seen on one of the underlings here. Prototyping Feferi's kernelsprite with Gl'bgolyb gave the Black King the ability to also release the Vast Glub. Aradia was able to counter this ability with the assistance of an army of alternate future selves from doomed timelines.

   Gl'bgolybsprite is the only sprite to have an official name while never having been shown in person. Her supreme power among the trolls' sprites was not enough to keep her from dying again like the rest. Feferi mentioned that Gl'bgolyb saved her before dying, but whether this refers to her temporary corporeal death or her final death as a sprite is unclear.

   Though only one existed on Alternia, it appears that at least somewhere there is another, similar creature. The pronunciation of Gl'bgolyb's name is a pun on "glub glub".

   Entry settings▾
7. #7Flarp

   Keys: Flarp, Roleplay, Dangerous Roleplay, RP, LARP, Flapstraction, Clouder, Boy-Skylark

   Enabled · After character · Order 700 · 100%

   Flarp, often stylised as FLARP, is an Extreme Role Playing game played by Alternian trolls. The name is derived from the real-world term LARP, short for Live Action Role-Play, combined with the onomatopoeia for the sound bats make, 'flap'.

   The game

   A Flarp campaign begins, or is 'hatched', when the game's grub is 'activated' and lays the series of eggs which will hatch into the game's Gaming Flapstractions - pixelated creatures similar in form to bats. The Flapstractions contain all the data and procedures required for the campaign to take place, and immediately after hatching they disperse themselves throughout the game area on this pre-programmed data as well as live instructions from the opposite team's Clouder (filling a role similar to that of a Dungeon Master in real-world role-playing games).

   The role of at least one Flapstraction is to bond itself to the player and become a Stat Bat, which keeps track of that player's vital statistics and projects them holographically as visible gauges above the player. Other Flapstractions serve the role of projecting the game's enemies, and, likely through live instruction on the Clouder's part, are capable of projecting the image of trolls long-distance.

   Classes In Homestuck The Boy-Skylark is a class limited to knives and similar weapons, including daggerlances. Aradia describes the Boy-Skylark as a t0ugh class whose abilities are the most useful at only the highest levels (similar to the Page class of Sburb). The class' name and outfit are a reference to Pupa Pan, himself a reference to real-life literary figure Peter Pan. Vriska claims that her own Flarp character is the worst nightmare to Boy-Skylarks everywhere. Tavros Nitram was a known player of the Boy-Skylark class, using an inexpensive daggerlance as his weapon. Andrew Hussie, while dressed in a Boy-Skylark costume, is referred to as a 'Man-Skylark'. Outside of the game of Flarp, John Egbert has also taken the role of Boy-Skylark on the 14th rung of his Echeladder. The cap associated with this role is identical to the cap associated with Flarp's Boy-Skylark, but in blue The Petticoat Seagrift is a class played by Vriska Serket, who claims her character accumulated more treasure and levels than any other player of the class. Spy games, intrigue and rebellion expansion The unnamed espionage-themed Flarp expansion introduces an Espiacrooner class, which apparently is a stealth-and singing-oriented class difficult to play at all levels. Its name is derived from the words "espionage", as in spying, and "crooner", as in a male singer of sentimental, soft music.

   Entry settings▾
8. #8Injected lorebook text

   Always on · Order 0

   HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?

   Lord English is an indestructible, all-powerful demon summoned at the end of the universe, although his time travel abilities allow him to appear prior to his actual summoning. Though the demon's true form is an amalgam of various powerful identities, he was originally the cherub Caliborn, who obtained unlimited power and unconditional immortality by clearing a dead session of the game. As a result, he apparently cannot be destroyed by ordinary means, but only through the exploitation of a number of time-based glitches and loopholes. He is the leader of the Felt on Alternia, and his current appearance resembles that of an adult cherub, sans wings. Vriska Serket describes English as the 8ig 8ad, saying English was the guy who stacked the whole deck against us from the start, rigging shit to go haywire, wiping out our race, 8lowing up universes, exterimin8ting ghosts, slaughtering dark gods, and shattering reality itself. English was the "demon" summoned by the unhackable.~ath file. He is the overall main antagonist in Homestuck as a whole.

   Physically, English seems to be a hulking, veined, dark green wingless cherub with clawed appendages, a pool cue peg leg, and a head that bears more than a passing resemblance to that of Lil Cal, except skeletal and fanged, with billiard balls for eyes. English's muscular appearance is due to Caliborn's fusion with Arquiusprite, a prototyped sprite of Equius' remains and Lil Hal, within Lil Cal. As he "hatches" from Doc Scratch during the second intermission, his leg stump bleeds candy red blood before his peg leg appears.

   English owns a Cairo Overcoat (a mirror to Mobster Kingpin's Chicago Overcoat) that represents the spacetime continuum and gets damaged when time-related things get out of hand, and a Backup Coat, that may or may not possess the same qualities. The Cairo Overcoat can turn into an Egyptian sarcophagus, which English can entomb himself in in order to travel throughout time once inside a universe. It is possible that the Cairo Overcoat is a vague representation of an actual pool table, or perhaps only the felt fabric on which a game of pool is played (similar to how English himself represents a pool cue). Since Sburb is played on the spacetime continuum, these two analogies mesh together almost perfectly. English has been shown to have in his possession a golden scepter similar in appearance to the King's Scepter, atop which is a glowing, multi-colored orb that possibly represents the . This scepter seemingly demonstrates a more controlled form of Weapon/Object Duality, as it has been shown to morph into a golden assault rifle. Andrew Hussie met his supposed end by this transforming scepter.

   English has supposedly never known any form of defeat. In addition to his invincibility, multiple incarnations of him exist simultaneously in multiple universes, making it virtually impossible to permanently end his existence. Despite these overwhelming factors, Aranea believes that Jake is destined to best English in combat, which would mark the demon's first defeat and send hope to others that one day he may be destroyed forever, which is likely in reference to Jake's hope-powered defeat of Caliborn, which directly led Caliborn to become English.

   A statement made by Dave indicates that he believes he himself is meant to kill Lord English at some point, which is also believed by the Condesce, who attempts to encourage Dave to fulfill his role. Dave's sword, Caledfwlch, has also been stated to be capable of harming English, due to one of its components being the magic cue ball. As the sword was originally found as part of Dave's quest, it would seem likely that Dave indeed is the one destined to defeat English. It is mentioned that there is a weapon capable of destroying Lord English, possibly 'in one shot'. This is in reference to The Treasure.

   It is hinted that although English is an adult cherub physically (aside from his lack of wings), he has not matured mentally since his souls were placed into Lil' Cal. Hussie confirms this, saying that Caliborn used the dream self game mechanic to predominate over Calliope in an unnatural way, meaning he skipped critical parts of his maturity and transition into a healthy adult by killing her. This is, in fact, why he never sprouted his wings.

   It is strongly implied that English somehow has constant access to the limitless power source that most cherubs can only use during reproduction. This power is mysterious and near boundless, and flashes various rainbow colors, just like English's powers.

   In [S] Collide, English is shown taking on many God-Tier trolls at once. Given that they presumably used all of their abilities on him at once off-screen, this would make him stronger than even the combined strength of many God-Tier players. Vriska implies that his attack power is stronger than anyone else she's aware of, since he can kill ghosts and no one else can. Also according to Doc Scratch, English is stronger than Bec Noir.

   Hussie has also confirmed that English has the powers of a first guardian.

   All trolls have grey skin and horns colored in bands of red-orange to yellow-orange (vaguely resembling candy corn). The sclera of most trolls' eyes are the same yellow-orange color as their horn tips; however some trolls with mutations can have eyes in different colors, and which can flash and change color altogether under certain circumstances. A troll's orange eyes can become more reddened when "bloodshot" or turn completely red when damaged, for example by the sun. Many other parts of troll anatomy are black, including their hair and lips.

   Trolls' bodies are saturated with an ingredient that colors much of their internal biology, including their blood and their tears, and the position of their blood on a spectrum of colors affects various other aspects of their biology (see the hemospectrum). While troll irises are grey in youth, they also become this color in adulthood; outside of this, however, a troll's blood color is rarely visible externally, and even some inner organs such as their tongues appear as a bloodless gray.

   Anatomy

   Trolls often refer to parts of their anatomy in vague terms. The word 'stem' is used to allude to a part of the torso ("LOBE STEM") as well as to a sort of appendage, 'nub' to a troll's shoulder ("take the chip off your nub"), chest ("something that ive been meaning to get off my nub"), knee ("NUB SLAPPERS") or particularly short and blunt pair of horns, and 'frond' to mean any kind of limb or appendage ("PULLING MY FROND, A LIMP FRONDED STOOGE"). The phrase 'frond nub' has even been used to refer to what is presumably a tree.

   The term 'nook' seems to refer to any crevice or hollow in the troll body, such as a throat or stomach ("really gets stuck in your nook"), anus ("up to your nook", "his head up his nook") or heart ("FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY NOOK"). The phrase "bone nook" is also used, possibly to refer to a skull. The terms 'bulge' and 'bone bulge' are used similarly, sometimes seemingly meaning someone's head or skull "(IT DIDN'T GET THROUGH YOUR THICK BULGE???"), an appendage, or some kind of phallic sex organ (get you all off my bulge about it).

   Despite referring to it with their own terminology, much of troll anatomy seems to be similar to that of humans. Most mature trolls have four limbs and a head attached to a vertical torso (presumably supported by a spine-like structure called the torso pillar). Trolls have four fingers and a thumb on each hand and two eyes (ganderbulbs), a mouth (a chitinous windhole attached to a protein chute and/or a squawk blister) and some form of hearing organs called auricular sponge clots or HEAR DUCTS. Female trolls also have swollen pectoral masses (rumble spheres), though they do not serve a mammary purpose like human breasts do (likely due to their reproductive method: see #Reproduction and life cycle).

   Troll brains (sometimes called the 'think pan', which can also generally mean 'head' or 'mind') supposedly appear similar to human brains, and certain psychic powers are seemingly caused by mutations of the brain.

   Reproduction and life cycle

   Trolls are reproductively 8isexual, capable of forming reproductive relationships — matesprit and kismesis pairs — between any combination of sexes. Trolls provide a combinative genetic mix from these concupiscent pairings to the imperial drone, who takes it to the mother grub in the brooding caverns to be combined into one incestuous slurry. According to commentary in the Homestuck books, Andrew Hussie "believe[s] it's been implied" that this genetic material is the result of "prodigious vomiting", but references to the particulars of the troll mating ritual in the comic itself are sparse.

   A young wiggler, expected to live only one or two dozen sweeps.

   With this genetic material the mother grub lays hundreds of thousands of eggs at once. These eggs hatch into six-limbed larval trolls, called 'wigglers', which attach themselves to the cavern's stalactites to spin cocoons. Wigglers emerge from their cocoons as young trolls with two arms and two legs. After this pupation a troll is expected to go through a series of dangerous trials, of which failure means death. Surviving trolls are selected by a lusus naturae that is sympathetic to their scent, which serves as a companion throughout their life and provides young trolls with their names. After emerging from the caverns young trolls design their own hives, which are built for them by carpenter droids.

   Diet

   The troll diet seems to mostly consist of insect matter, though they can subsist on other forms of meat, and some trolls have even been known to drink milk with no apparent setbacks. Troll teeth vary greatly in shape, ranging between flat human-like incisors, vampiric fangs, consistently sharp shark-like teeth and blunted uneven fangs from individual to individual.

   Trolls have to get their stomach pumped if they eat onions; plants in the Allium family such as onions contain sulfoxides and aliphatic sulfides which are toxic to many non-human animals on Earth.

   Society and culture

   Trolls initially lived on a peaceful planet called Beforus. A glitch in a game of Sgrub played by its inhabitants, however, necessitated a scratch in order to give their race a second attempt at playing. The glitch was in actuality the calling card of Lord English, and served to allow him and his servants to appear on the planet post-scratch and manipulate the trolls for his own purposes.

   Troll society on Alternia has been influenced by Doc Scratch since the dawn of their sentience, at which point he introduced Gl'bgolyb to the planet, allowing the fuchsia caste and Her Imperious Condescension to rule over the rest of the race. Alternian trolls have placed great cultural importance on teaching children to become architecturally adept while very young, indicating that their society has been influenced in order to produce better players of Sgrub.

   Like their real-world namesakes, trolls are a generally crude and antisocial race; however in their vernacular troll is a verb that has a lot of nuance and can mean a lot of different things.. This stems from their warlike nature; many young trolls aspire to take on military roles such as THRESHECUTIONERS, CAVALREAPERS, LAUGHSASSINS, and RUFFIANNIHILATORS, all of whom aid the Condesce in the invasion of other planets across the galaxy. Their violent society is enforced by a rigid caste system whereby trolls with purple blood oppress trolls with blue blood and so on downward to the red blooded, and also by their culturally negligent upbringings, during which they are on their own save for their lusii, and are susceptible to drone attack if they fail to uphold the strict Alternian regime.

   Every troll in Alternian society is given a sign; how exactly these are assigned to the individual troll is not known, though blood color is a factor, with each caste having a huge alphabet specific to that class. Many trolls also believe that a troll from the past who shared their sign is likely to be their ancestor, and that the two are likely to have similar fates. The sign is always worn on the clothing, which is usually quite simple, as trolls think fashion is stupid. This may not have been a belief on Beforus, as the dancestors have much more varied outfits.

   Rather than the single form of romance or love practiced by humans, trolls have four quadrants, two of which serve a reproductive purpose (see reproduction and life cycle above) and two of which serve to balance the incredibly complex and, as described above, often bellicose social relationships among trolls.

   Though the language spoken by the trolls seems to be for the most part mutually intelligible with the English language spoken on Earth, it is still considered its own language, with unique quirks that differentiate it from any language of Earth. It is said that 'friend' and 'enemy' translate to the same troll word, and that trolls don't even have a word for dare; however trolls have also been seen using these words correctly on multiple occasions. It is unclear whether Homestuck employs translation convention to make troll conversations easier to understand for English-language readers, or if some of the claims made by the comic's narration or characters are incorrect or misleading. Similarly, though troll language is often depicted as written in an Alternian alphabet, it is merely a substitution cipher for English written with the Latin alphabet, and the Latin alphabet also appears across Alternia.

   One of the key features of the troll language is their use of descriptive compound phrases to replace some simple nouns; for example what would be called a 'toilet' in English is called a load gaper in troll language. However Alternia's aristocracy tend to prefer more English-like nouns, such as 'fridge' instead of thermal hull.

   Troll anatomy:

   Think pan: The brain Bone bulge: A sexual organ of some sort Nook: Likely to be a sexual organ, but could be otherwise Chitinous windhole: Trachea/windpipe Protein chute: Esophagus Auricular sponge clots: Organ in the ear Autoerogenous shame globe: Likely a sexual organ Cartilage nub: nose Lobe stem: brain stem Phlegm lobe: Some kind of throat organ Seedflap: a sex organ of some sort

   Troll homes:

   Respiteblock: Private room Hive: Home Ablution trap: Bathtub Recuperacoon: Troll equivalent to a bed; a container of a fluid called sopor slime, which helps with sleep. Sopor Slime: Helps calm trolls to sleep; should not be consumed. While humans just don't really have much use for it, slime is a substance all too familiar to the trolls of Alternia, seemingly including some of their own secretions. The most often seen form of slime on Alternia is sopor slime, though it is also frequently found in computers and other troll technology. Communal hive stem: apartment building Lawnring: yard Thermal hull: refrigerator Husktop: laptop Nutrition plateau: plate Whirling device: fan One wheel device: unicycle Three wheel device: tricycle Four wheel device: wheelchair

   Troll society:

   Lusus/Lusi: Troll equivalent to guardians Imperial Drones: Guys who come to get troll genetic material Mother Grub: Mother of all trolls; combines all genetic material brought to her to create grubs Grubs: Baby trolls Wiggler: young troll kids (presumably when they possess limbs, as opposed to a grub) (Note: a troll’s birthday is called a wriggling day, but they are called wigglers, not wrigglers!) Carpenter droids: robots that facilitate a hive’s building process Threshecutioners: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades and, indeed, one of the most lethal members in society. Weapon: sickles. Laughsassins: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades. Cavalreapers: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades. Weapon: lances. The Summoner rose up through the ranks of the Cavalreapers, assuming command of the army, which would lead a rebellion. Tavros one day hopes to be recruited as a Cavalreaper and practices his jousting just in case. Ruffiannihilators: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades. A STRONG and honorable class. Archeradicators: one of the most noble echelon the imperial forces have to offer, according to Equius. Weapon: bows and arrows. Subjugglators: exceptionally brutal enforcers of the hemospectrum in troll society to whom the Empress delegated oppression. One of the highest castes, as even bluebloods are beneath them. Gamzee is a descendant of one of the high subjugglators, the Grand Highblood. Legislacerators: prosecuting attornies who conduct investigations and seek to bring evil-doers to justice, which is brought about by executing them by hanging. Redglare was a legislacerator who was hung by her own noose, intended for Mindfang. Gamblignants: deadly marauders of ancient times with a passion for chance. They all died off because they took too many risks, however.

   12th Perigee's Eve The Troll equivalent of Christmas, occurring around the same time of the sweep/year cycle. A troll's Lusus leaves prior to this event and returns on the day of this celebration with a behemoth leaving for the purpose of decorating, similar to the logging of conifers for use as Christmas trees.

   Ablution Trap Bathtub.

   Acid Tract Stomach.

   Acid Tubes Intestines.

   Aggravation Sponge Part of a troll's brain. Likely the amygdala, the human brain section responsible for fear, aggression and the fight or flight response.

   Alternian Slam Poetry An ancient form of rap.

   Anguish Bladder A gland inside the troll forehead that stores dismay fluid. Likely a tear gland or part of the troll endocrine system.

   Archeradicator An elite unit in the Troll military. Sought by Equius. Said to be "perhaps the most noble echelon the imperial forces have to offer", and implied to involve archery.

   Arena Stickball An Alternian sport best described as a hybrid of baseball, quidditch, rugby, and pool.

   Arena Stickball Balls There are various types of them. The types we know about are: DOZER, which makes those who touch it fall asleep. STITCHER, a loose pile of yarn which must be rolled into a ball before scoring and may distract the Prowler. TRACER, which will try to follow the path of the previous game. FINISHER, which will move on a predetermined path to the goal. MATCHTIP, which can burn you. CLOVER, which is presumably very hard to hit. SNOWBALL, the deadliest. MAN ON THE MOON, which pushers can't interact with.

   Auricular Sponge Clots Some part of the inner ear.

   Autoerogenous Shame Globes Part of the troll sexual anatomy. Karkat mentions "stimulating our autoerogenous shame globes" as a seeming analogue for masturbation.

   Banana Hammock Briefs (possibly just human slang, since it was used by Arquiusprite and he prefixed it with "human").

   Bark Gnomes Some sort of possibly-mythical tree-dwelling fairies from Alternian folklore. Mentioned only once by Karkat, could have been made up on the fly as part of a snarky retort.

   Barkbeast Dog.

   Barkfiend Dog.

   Beefgrub Some of insectoid Alternian livestock and/or a meat product made from said animal.

   Behemoth Leaving Poop of a large creature. Traditionally dragged in by one's lusus and decorated similar to a Christmas tree on 12th Perigees' Eve.

   Bellowsacs Lungs.

   Bellowsac Enclosures Ribcage.

   Bilescooper Some form of Alternian utensil.

   Bileslaw Possibly a kind of coleslaw.

   Block Room. See: "Respiteblock," "Rumpusblock," "Looneyblock."

   Blow Sack Vocal sac (an organ used by some species of frogs to amplify their croaks).

   Bobblenugs Bobbleheads.

   Boiled tree blood Maple syrup.

   Bone Bulge A vulgar term for some troll sexual organ.

   Bone Nook A vulgar term for a specific bodily orifice. May be synonymous with nook.

   Brawler A position in Arena Stickball.

   Breeze Blender Fan.

   Bugwinged An expletive adjective. Due to the cultural idealization of insect wings among trolls, possibly a form of religious cursing or blasphemy ("holy shit", "god-damnit" etc.)

   Bulge Likely synonymous with bone bulge. Vulgar.

   Carbonated Hydration Juice Soda. One reported flavor is Clawgunk.

   Cartilaginous Nub Nose.

   Cavalreaper Elite mounted unit of the Alternian military. Sought by Tavros.

   Chagrin Tunnel Either rectum, or the mouth of a complainer. May be intentionally synonymous as an insult.

   Cheese Critter Mouse.

   Chitin Chunk Likely a troll sexual organ.

   Chitin Scraper Some sort of tool, likely to scrape chitin.

   Chitinous Windhole Larynx

   Cholerbear A bear-like lusus. Possibly has six arms/limbs as suggested by Karkat in a conversation with Jade. At least some varieties are armored. Sometimes a lusus for tealbloods, noted as being sluggish and large enough to ride. Particularly strong arms.

   Chumbucket Derogatory term for sea dwellers, extremely vulgar

   Churned Dairy Product Butter.

   CIP Politically correct Beforan term for land dwelling highbloods. (Cerulean / Indigo / Purple)

   Cluckbeast Chicken.

   Cluckbeast Ova Chicken egg.

   Clutchropes Grappling hooks / harpoons.

   Cocoon Synonymous with Recuperacoon.

   Collapsing and Expanding Bladder Based Aquatic Vascular System The sea troll equivalent of the heart.

   Communal Hive Stem Apartment tower.

   Container of Scalding Leaf Fluid Cup of tea.

   Controller A position in Arena Stickball.

   Corpse Box Improvised or rarely-used term for casket. (Trolls do not hold funerals)

   Combustion Sludge Gas.

   Crossing Trestle Bridge.

   Cruel Aid Kool-Aid.

   Cuebat A form of Alternian sports equipment used in Arena Stickball.

   Cull Alternian: Kill, within the context of Alternia's brutal, Spartanesque system of survival. Beforan (and Feferi's personal dictionary. Related, as she is the empress in the Beforan universe): Adopt and coddle.

   Dirt Noodles Earthworms. ("open a can of dirt noodles")

   Dismay Fluid Either tears or some sort of endocrine fluid. Stored in the anguish bladder.

   Dong Shouter Bell.

   Dross Coffer Garbage can, dumpster, wastebasket, bin, trash receptacle.

   Enclosure Talons Quotation marks.

   Espiacrooner A FLARP class, stealth and singing.

   Exoskeleton Typically literal, but can be used in the same way as a human would use backbone e.g. "Backbone of an argument."

   Falldown Slat Skateboard.

   Fantasy Phantom Imaginary friend.

   Fart Niblets Beans.

   Filial Pail The type of buckets used to store and transport troll reproductive slurry. All buckets are seen as sexual items as a result of this function, and it is likely no normal buckets are ever used by trolls.

   Finish Crumbs Periods (the punctuation).

   Flavor Disc Pizza.

   Flaysquad A unit of Threshecutioners.

   Four Wheel Device Skateboard, wheelchair, and likely other devices bearing four wheels.

   Frond Leg (as in "pulling someone's frond") ?

   Fricasseed Throttlemoth Reticulum A type of food which it is dangerous to breathe in while preparing, and can give you Throttlemoth Virus.

   Frond Nub Tree ("BRAYING UP THE WRONG FROND NUB.")

   Game Grub Alternian equivalent of game cartridges, discs, USB drives and so on. Also the name of an Alternian / Beforan gaming magazine and counterpart of Earth's GameBro / Game GRL.

   Gallsphincter Some nature of valve in the troll biliary tract, possibly the sphincter of ampulla.

   Gambligant An Alternian class of roguish noble thiefs and pirates, regarded as a scourge upon Troll society but also hired as mercenaries. Vriska aspires to be one of them.

   Gander Bulb Eyeball, possibly retina.

   Gander Precipice Balcony.

   Glance Nugget Eye

   Glitter Biscuit Gold star sticker, possibly other or all bright medals or awards.

   Gobblefiend Turkey

   Grub A highly common term used for various sorts of insect larvae (and non-larval insectoids with neotenous, larva-like shapes) and their derivates.

   Grubcake A type of food, which has glucose sacs. Possibly also pancakes?

   Grub-Fisted Ham-fisted.

   Grubflecks A type of cereal.

   Grubloaf Alternian food with similarities to one or more of meatloaf, bread, sausage rolls or meat buns. Likely fashioned from insectoid livestock. Commonly leavened.

   Grubloaf and Tuber Paste Meat and potatoes.

   Grub Juice A juice which can supposedly help restore depleted reserves of psionic power.

   Grubsauce Seems to be a blanket term for any troll condiment; used as an analog to mayonnaise when Sollux said "this shits more real than kraft grubsauce in obvious analogy to Dave's line "this shits more real than kraft mayo", and used as an analog to corn syrup when Vriska said "high fructose grub sauce". It comes in multiple colours and it can be mistaken for blood.

   Grubshed Some sort of toolshed, woodshed or barn.

   Grubslurry Edible slurry from some sort of insectoid livestock, which needs agitation.

   Grubslurry Agitator Agitates grubslurry.

   Grubsteak Steak from some sort of insectoid livestock.

   Grubtube Alternian equivalent of YouTube. Mentioned by Vriska.

   Grubwurst A type of sausage made from Alternian insectoid livestock.

   Hatched Born. (used in social phrases such as "a hatched leader", "[they were] hatched for each other", "hatchright" etc.)

   Hatefriend A friend / rival of the non-romantic variety.

   Having One's Horns Handed To Them Soundly defeated. Served.

   Hear Ducts Ear canal.

   Heft Satchels Jokingly suggested term for bra by the author.

   Hemospectrum Range of troll blood colors. Closely tied to, if not outright dictative, of social status and class.

   Hive Home.

   Hold Poles Railings.

   Honkbird Goose.

   Hoof Slang term for foot among certain circles of Troll society, typically landed highbloods with a favour for muscle culture.

   Hoofbeast Horses, cow and bull and possibly other hooved animals.

   Hoofbeastmanure Bullshit / horseshit, chiefly in the perjorative.

   Hunger Trunk Refrigerator.

   Huskloaf Likely some sort of food made from troll grubs or grub carapace. May be related to grubloaf.

   Husktop Laptop.

   Hydration Cylinder Soda can.

   Ignorance Shaft Throat of a foolish person, or someone saying something foolish.

   Ignorance Tunnel Mouth of a foolish person, or someone saying something foolish.

   Inexpensive Tobacco Flutes Cheap cigars.

   Injury Panel Skateboard.

   Invertebrother Slang for "bro" used by Gamzee and Kurloz.

   Laughsassin An Alternian class of performer-assassins. Likely a sub-type of Subjugglator. Gamzee has referred to their usage of trapezes.

   Lawnmeal Picnic.

   Lawnring Yard.

   Legislacerator An Alternian class of bounty hunter-lawyers. Terezi aspires to their ranks.

   Livechurnal Livejournal.

   Load Gaper Toilet.

   Lobe Stem Brainstem.

   Lookstubs Eyes.

   Looneyblock Insane asylum.

   Loungeplank Couch / sofa.

   Lumpsquirt A vulgar term for some nature of bodily fluid.

   Lusus A Troll's bonded animal guardian, found during their trials in the caverns as infants and sharing a blood colour. Trolls and their Lusii in a symbiotic relationship, acting as dual-caretakers, guardians and pets.

   Marchbugs Ants.

   Mating Fondness Sexual attraction, possibly for matespritship only.

   Maturation Rites The rites a troll must go through upon maturation. Also called Rites of Maturation.

   Meal Block Kitchen.

   Meal Tunnel Throat.

   Meal Vault Fridge and/or freezer.

   Medicalizer A small contraption in the wall for highbloods that is capable of healing serious injuries such as broken bones. Mainly fit for arms and/or legs.

   Moisturewave A genre of troll music, likely similar to "vaporwave."

   Mucus On the Grubloaf Icing/cherry on the cake, tip of the iceberg and similar phrases.

   Musclebeast Alternian centaurs. Might also refer to horses or impressive hoofbeasts in general.

   Muscular Theatre May be wrestling, unsure.

   Nibble Vermin Rat.

   Nook A vulgar term for a bodily orifice, either generally or to a specific one, in which case likely sexual. May be synonymous with bone nook. "Nook sniffer/whiffer" is an insult frequently employed by Karkat.

   Nub A general term for many blunt, rounded body part (nose, shoulder, chest, knees, Karkat's horns, etc.). Can mean foot, apparently ("I w8ted on you prong and fucking nu8.")

   Nugbone Head.

   Nut Creature Squirrel.

   Nutrition Cylinder Cans of food.

   Nutrition Plateau Plate.

   Oblong Meat Product Troll hotdog.

   Omniscuttlecoach Bus.

   One Wheel Device Unicycle.

   Oral Sphincter Some part of a Mother Grub's anatomy, of which it possesses at least three, one of which is vestigial.

   Pointy-Ass Glam Badges Gold star stickers.

   Porous Cranial Plates Some area of internal head or skull anatomy.

   Posture Pole Spine.

   Probechute Likely of some troll sexual organ. Alternately, it may refer to part of some sensory organ (nostril, ear canal, some opening in the gills or fins on the sides of sea dweller faces).

   Prong Hand.

   Protein Chute Esophagus.

   Prowler A position in Arena Stickball.

   Pusher A shortened term for "blood pusher," or the heart, and also a position in Arena Stickball.

   Pump Buscuit Heart.

   Pupa Literally a troll larva in pupation, but frequently and cultural used as a term for a young child, most likely a toddler who's only freshly pupated and emerged from the caverns. Used as an insult for cowardly or fanciful older children.

   Rainbow Drinker The troll equivalent of a vampire, a jade-blooded troll who has drank the blood of other trolls. The word "rainbow" refers to the many colours of the troll hemospectrum. Rainbow drinkers are stated by Kanaya to be clearly distinct from shadow droppers. Their skin can glows white and their eyes yellow (and they are naturally unaffected or benefit from sunlight, and are more comfortable with sunshine than normal trolls) and they are apparently incredibly fast.

   Rakeprong Some form of Alternian utensil.

   Recuprecoon The unusual containers of Sopor Slime that Alternian trolls use as beds. Trolls refer to all beds as these or cocoons.

   Resifluid Greywater; sullage.

   Respiteblock Bedroom.

   Ruffiannihilator A exceptionally strong, unarmed class of the Alternian military. Ideal for Equius, who considers this as acceptable given his inability to join the Archeradicators.

   Rumble Spheres Breasts.

   Rumpus Block Rumpus room / rec room.

   Schoolfed Schooled. As in soundly defeated.

   Schoolhive Schoolhouse.

   Scienstiff A historical group which drew the ire of the Subjugglators. Mentioned by Gamzee while comparing to Dave as one.

   Scourdray Mop cart.

   Scuttlebuggy A car or car-like vehicle.

   Scythian Amazon's horribly distasteful cousin. Has caste-based barriers to ordering certain items. No returns for rustbloods.

   Seed Flap Used perjoratively as a term for someone's mouth.

   Shadow Dropper Certain types of diurnal Alternian undead (nocturnal trolls are nocturnal and the alternian sun is dangerous, meaning the living are unlikely to ever cast a shadow while outdoors), of which there appears to be a variety.

   Shame Globes Testicles.

   Shithive Maggots Shithouse rats.

   Shout Pole Exclamation mark.

   Shout Sphincter Vocal chords.

   Skyhorse Alternia's flying seahorse Lusii, generally used by seadwellers. Snooty individuals are told to "get off their high skyhorse".

   Slam Or Get Culled The Alternian form of something like "American Idol" and similar shows.

   Snack Mineral Salt.

   Sniffnode Some part of the olfactory system.

   Snort Barrels Nostrils, either internal and/or external.

   Solar Sweep Alternian equivalent of a year. Exactly as long as 2 Earth years and 2 Earth months (give or take a few days due to variable month length), or approximately 2.16 Earth years.

   Sopor Slime The soporific slimey drug which trolls sleep in. Keeps away daymares and subdues psionic powers while asleep. Not supposed to be eaten, but when eaten, produces a high. Can be physically and mentally draining, it's not unheard of it injuring trolls which are in bad health when they go to sleep.

   Smearspinner Floor Waxer

   Snuggleplane Blanket.

   Spinal Crevice Ass / ass crack.

   Splaysac Beanbag chair, typically filled with sopor slime. Needs occasional jostling.

   Spine Lump Unknown. Perhaps a part of the forehead, scalp or horns, part of the upper hack, or some sort of insect worn as a hat or helmet.

   Spleenfowl A type of bird large enough to ride, described as "8rainless" and "squawking". A common lusus for tealbloods.

   Sponge Part or all of the brain. May refer to any soft, spongy tissue (i.e., sponge clots).

   Squawk Blister Voicebox and/or Adam's apple.

   Squawk Gaper Mouth.

   Squeal Pipette Throat.

   Stemcluster City

   Stickjammers Pushpins.

   Stingbug's Nest Bee/hornet/wasp's nest.

   Strut Pod Foot.

   Subgrub Suburbs.

   Subjuggulator An Alternian class, social and possibly military as well, of religious police and enforcers, recruited exclusively from land-dwelling Purplebloods. Often synonymous with "Highblood."

   Surprise Noodle Question mark.

   Sway Chair "Rocker"

   Talk Blaster Mouth.

   Tattleterror Tattletale.

   Tactical Contingistrat Plan.

   Thermal Hull Fridge.

   Think Pan Brain and/or head.

   Thorax "Asleep at the thorax" is used in the same context as "asleep at the wheel"; the idiom probably originates in the Alternian equivalent of horseback riding.

   Threshecutioner An Alternian class of sickle-wielding soldiers, and the most lethally acclaimed members of troll society. They conquered more planets than any other Imperial Force, and Karkat aspires to join their ranks.

   Thresher Fan (or used similarly to fan). (CG: THAT'S PROBABLY HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN WHEN THE SHIT HIT THE THRESHER.) Possibly means "hatchet" (CG: APOLOGY ACCEPTED, KARKAT. LET'S BURY THE THRESHER WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP.).

   Throb Stalk Either part of troll genitalia or a sex toy. (CCG: IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY SOMETHING SMUG, DO ME A FAVOR AND SHOVE A THROB STALK IN IT.)

   Throttlemoth Some type of Alternian insect.

   Thump Tortoise Heart

   Tomewriggler Bookworm

   Torso Pillar Spine.

   Troll Caegar An item of coinage, roughly equivalent to an American dime ("troll caegar a dozen"). Terezi owns a double-headed one she uses for "decisions." , depicting Troll Julius Caesar ("Caegar" continuing the running gag of "Gog" and "Jegus") with his eyes on one side scratched out.

   Tuber Paste Mashed potatoes.

   Trolling Used for all forms of online instant messaging as well as trolling.

   Trunkbeast Elephant.

   Tubeflora Shavings Wood shavings.

   Two Wheel Device Bicycle.

   Vacillation Romantic uncertainty; a troll attempting to have multiple romances with the same partner. Uniquely applicable to the troll race's fourfold romance. An integral part of romantic and dramatic fiction, but considered immature in an individual.

   Wiggler Larval troll. Also used by Aranea to refer to baby cherubs.

   Weakslime Weaksauce.

   Wheel Device General term for wheeled vehicles. Usually proceeded by number of wheels. EX: One Wheel Device = Unicycle.

   Woolbeast Sheep.

   Woolbeast Material Wool.

   Wrangler A bronzeblood position in Arena Stickball.

   Wriggling Day Birthday.

   Zapper A position in Arena Stickball.

   Zigzag Incline Stairs.

   Entry settings▾

1 assets: 1 archived, 0 pending, 0 failed, 0 dead · 0 expression images

1 file

• .jsonotherspec 3.0Download

  157.9 KB · first seen Nov 10, 2026 · 0df26e55b24129b7