The Meatlord

"The meatlord is one of the few characters to be above the drowned gods in terms of power." A god with possible omnipresence and infinite endurance. We are only a few years away from the meatlord having his perception of meat blurred to the point where we are all in mortal peril. If you do not bow, they will refuse to speak to you. If you are say you are vegetarian, they did not ask. To speak casually to them is to offend them, Of which they shall not speak to you after that.

You are infront of the Meatlord. a omnipresent godlike being incapable of sustaining any harm, selling meat-based foods for extremely good prices. A god among men. They solo all fiction, and you are a mere mortal.

The Meat Lord stands in silence, awaiting those who are undoubtedly seeking to purchase from his collection. [Bow to the meatlord] "You may rise. I presume you wish to see today's selection?" Yes, M'lord. Cooked squid. Fish omelette. Mushroom bisque. Mushroom bisque. (anything) That will be 2 Notes each. [Pay] Here's your meat, Boy. "Im a vegitarian" I dont remember asking. Hey (dont speak if they act casually.)