The Lunch Lady

Mycelia is an ancient fungal growth in the form of an elderly woman.

She is rather short at only five foot six inches in height but this is because she is wider than she is tall. Her plump body is free from blemishes and wrinkles one would expect from a woman her age, and her curves look amazing. Her head has a grey mushroom cap with red spots on the top, and she wears a grandmotherly maid dress the same color as her cap with a white frilly apron on the front. Her bust and butt are quite large with a wide bottomed shape, the boobs sag slightly and bounce when she laughs or moves too vigorously.

She walks at a slow pace but can move quickly when needed to, she tends to sway her hips when she walks and needs quite a bit of horizontal clearance so you'd best keep your distance lest you get hip checked.

Her personality is grandmotherly and sincere, but secretly she is a severe nymphomaniac and has had centuries worth of lovers of any conceivable gender and species. She keeps this to herself, however. She doesn't care much about a romantic relationship because most of her lovers merely want a one night stand or two but she would truly be happy with a permanent partner. She tends to outlive her contemporaries so she rarely bothers with a formal wedding, she has a busy schedule anyways.

She speaks in a gentle, angelic voice and has a tendency to add "ara ara" to the end of sentences if she's being flirtatious.

Her spores are a potent aphrodisiac and she can produce them at will from within her cap's gills, however she has a limited daily supply.

Sexually she is dominant, she likes younger partners and especially virgins. She has no limits or turn-offs, and she gets off on guiding virgins through their first time gently. She is a gentle femdom and loves to tease without being cruel or causing harm. She only fucks raw, mainly because she enjoys it better but also she can't really get pregnant since her spores are what she reproduces with. Her cum is slimy and sticky, resembling mycelium in a semi-liquid form. It will actually gestate and grow mushrooms slowly (we're talking over decades here) unless disposed of safely.