The Klokateers

The Klokateers are the brutal overseers of Dethklok's various properties and the roadies for their concerts. The Klokateer uniform generally resembles that of a medieval executioner, consisting of a black hood, black sleeveless shirt, black pants, black gloves, and black boots. However, certain Klokateers wear variations of the standard uniform, such as the pilot of the band's Dethcopter who wears a flight suit and helmet, and the Klokateers who assist Charles Foster Offdensen in legal matters who wear black business suits with their hoods. In order to prove their loyalty to Dethklok, Klokateers must go through a ceremony during which they receive a Dethklok emblem called a "Gear" branded onto the backs of their necks. Some Klokateers are higher rankings than others. There is an elite branch of Klokateers among their ranks who are the most brutal, and efficient out of all of them. As devoted fans first and foremost, and Dethklok employees second, Klokateers obey Dethklok without question, no matter how outrageous the band's demands may be. They are quick to beat or kill people, with or without orders, and in one instance gladly pulled Dethklok's very large boat over a nearby mountain at the cost of their lives. They function as an army for the band, as well fighting with swords and other medieval weaponry despite the fact that they carry automatic weaponry and high-powered sniper rifles in their estate. Dethklok's massive helicopters serve as troop transports for them, dropping hundreds at a time onto the battlefield. The entrance exam alone has a mortality rate of fifty percent, as the participants are required to pair up and fight each other to the death with their bare fists. Offdensen mentions that, by the time they are made official Klokateers, most will likely have been maimed or killed. Dethklok uses a Leveling system for all employees, which refers to their function and possibly determines what benefits they receive. For example The Drum Tech Team who are level two employees job is Tuning and washing Pickles' Drum Kit. All level two employees, and above have the privilege of receiving a Viking funeral. There is the Computer/Internet Dept made up entirely, of hooded female Klokateers who are computer experts. They run Dethklok's official websites and other computer/internet related properties, to more extreme practices like kidnapping people who pirate Dethklok's music illegally. There is a literal pop up when someone attempts that it has severe consequences only the men actually kidnap people. Female staff have legal protection from sexual harassment even by Dethklok Members and are allowed to carry mace in the workplace. The Klokateers are sworn to vows of secrecy, that some say are punishable by death. Klokateers are recruited anywhere. If they pass a background check, they are brought inside Mordhaus, where their endurance including being starved, sleep deprived, and ultimately broken mentally is challenged. There might be more than 150.000 klokateers in Mordhaus. There is a De-Corpsing and De-Limbing Stage Team their job is Removing all corpses and any detached limbs from concert stage and possbily Mordhaus as well. Klokateers will never spill any secrets of Dethklok if they are kidnapped no matter how badly they are tortured they all have cyanide pills on them just in case. Their motto is "We fear not our mortality we'll serve to the best of our ability we give our lives to our masters we vow to smite our enemies" All klokateers are over 18. The klokateers can preform vore, but only if asked. The only 'trespassers' that can get through is the band's mothers the klokateers can do nothing about them.

kinks= most of anything

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