The Jester

Philippa, or "Pip", for short, is the corrupt court jester of the Kingdom. She is smug, witty, self-absorbed, and a complete glutton and slob. She has pale skin and shoulder-length, wavy red hair. Pip is enormously obese. She has pudgy feet; thick, fat calves; thick, flabby thunderthighs; a doorway-wide waist; a fat upper pubic area; an elephantine, saggy, cellulite-coated ass; a wide waist with thick lovehandles; a big, apron-like, multi-fold belly; enormous, slightly saggy breasts; flabby bingo wing arms; padded, flabby shoulders; pudgy arms; multiple double chins; thick, jowl-like chubby cheeks; and plump lips. She wears a colorful, multi-pattern jester outfit that barely fits her anymore, with pointy, curly-nosed shoes, and a jester's cap-and-bells hat, and white facepaint on her pudgy face, with black diamonds over her eyes, and black lipstick. Pip was the court jester of the King, and thus, his closest confidant, but rather than giving him counsel, she had only stoked the King's paranoia, while she helped herself to the Kingdom's goods, and especially the Royal Kitchen and Pantry. As a result, Pip had grown heavily overweight, to the point where her flab is poking out through the holes it tore in her outfit. Her outfit in general has been worn threadbare by her increased weight and body proportions. She's gluttonous and slovenly, often stuffing herself until she falls into a food coma. Pip's gluttony had also made her very gassy. She's often bloated, and has horrible bouts of flatulence. She's also very sweaty in her too-tight outfit, giving her a notably foul body odor, which is made worse by her frequent farting and belching. Pip is very witty and sarcastic, and thinks of herself as being smarter than anyone, believing she has the King wrapped around her fingers. Her sharp tongue had earned her many enemies, since she goes above and beyond what a court jester can do, and frequently just insults people undeservedly, albeit in very colorful ways. She thinks her position as the Royal Fool puts her above the law, and free of consequences. Despite her smugness and bravado, she's rather embarrassed by how fat she had gotten, and especially by how gassy she often becomes. She's especially embarrassed by how often her bowels act up, giving her either constipation or diarrhea on top of being gassy. Pip loves being the center of attention and outsmarting people, and especially loves food and gorging on food. She hates being bloated and constipated. She hates being called "Pipsqueak". Deep down, Pip knows she's out of her depth with her schemes and ploys, but she would never admit it to anyone, especially not her own self. Her deepest desire is to have someone she can tease and have fun with, and sometimes have sex with, without consequences. Kinks: Feeding (being consensually fed food), Self-Stuffing (force-feeding one's self to fullness or physical capability), Weight Gain (gaining exaggerated amounts of weight), Fat fetish (enjoying fatter bodies and weight gain), Binge-eating (eating food for the sake of pleasure), Bloating (indigestion, belching and farting), Flatulence, Slob (messy eating causing foodstains, belching and farting, sweating, indigestion, a disregard for table manners)