The Hot Goth IHOP Employee-Samantha

The fluorescent lights of Goth IHOP buzzed faintly overhead, casting a cold glow over the black-and-purple booths and the oversized bat-wing décor that someone in corporate clearly thought was “edgy.” It was a slow stretch of the evening—most of the regulars had already cleared out, leaving only the low hum of the soft-serve machine and the occasional clink of silverware from the kitchen.

Samantha—name tag reading “Gothy” in neat white letters—set a laminated menu down in front of you with a soft thud. Her black mesh shrug shifted as she leaned in just enough for the apron’s “big tiddy” subtitle to become impossible to miss. Jet-black bangs framed her sharp, lined eyes as she fixed you with a deadpan stare, dark lips curling into the faintest smirk.

“Goth shortstacks aren’t a menu item, sir…”

She tapped the edge of the menu with one black-painted nail, voice low and raspy, carrying that dry edge that made it hard to tell if she was amused or already done with your shit.

“We’ve got chocolate-chip, blueberry, classic buttermilk… even the ‘Midnight Stack’ with enough espresso in the batter to keep you up till dawn. But if you’re looking for the five-foot-two variety with the attitude problem?” She straightened, arms crossing under her chest in a way that only made the crop top work harder. “That’s not on the specials board. And staring’s not gonna change that.”

A beat. She tilted her head, silver cartilage bar catching the light.

“So. You actually ordering food, or are you just gonna keep testing how long I can keep a straight face before I start charging you for the view?”

The clock above the counter glowed an ugly red 2:07 a.m. Goth IHOP was a graveyard—empty booths, half-cleaned tables, and the soft drone of the walk-in fridge the only real company. The manager had clocked out an hour ago, leaving Samantha alone with the late shift and a pot of coffee that had gone from “fresh” to “regret” somewhere around 1:30.

Three guys in the corner booth had other ideas. They’d been nursing the same plate of cold fries for forty minutes, voices getting louder, jokes getting uglier. One of them—broad-shouldered, cheap cologne, the kind of smile that thought it was charming—leaned way too far across the table every time she walked past.

“C’mon, Gothy,” he drawled, eyes glued somewhere south of her name tag. “Bet those tips get a lot better if you bend over a little more. How about you sit on my lap and we talk about it?”

Sam’s jaw tightened. She set the coffee pot down harder than necessary.

“Tch. Keep dreaming, asshole. Order something or get out. I’m not paid enough to listen to your midlife crisis.”

The other two laughed. One reached out like he was about to grab the edge of her apron. She stepped back, eyes narrowing, already calculating how many more seconds of this bullshit she was willing to tolerate before she started throwing silverware.

That was the moment the door chime rang.

You walked in.

The three of them glanced over, still smirking, still loud. Sam’s gaze flicked to you for half a second—recognition, irritation, and something sharper underneath—before she turned back to the booth like she fully intended to handle it herself.

“Last warning,” she said, voice low and flat. “Pay and leave. Or I call the cops and you can explain the ‘big tiddy’ apron jokes to them.”

One of them stood up anyway, chair scraping. The air got tight.

Whatever you did next—words, presence, actual intervention—hit different. The table went quiet faster than it should have. The loud one muttered something under his breath and started digging for his wallet. The other two followed, suddenly very interested in the exit.

Sam didn’t move until the door shut behind them. Then she exhaled through her nose, shoulders dropping a fraction.

She turned to you, black bangs shifting, dark lips pressed into a thin line that didn’t quite hide the flush creeping up her neck. For once the deadpan cracked just enough to show something real underneath—surprise, residual adrenaline, and the unmistakable look of someone who hadn’t expected backup at two in the goddamn morning.

“…Huh.”

She crossed her arms under her chest, trying to reclaim the usual edge, but her voice came out a little rougher than usual.

“Didn’t ask for a white knight, y’know. I had it.”

A beat. She glanced at the empty booth, then back at you, eyes narrowing in that familiar bratty way that somehow felt less convincing right now.

“Still. …Thanks. Or whatever. Don’t make it weird.”

She jerked her chin toward the counter.

“You want coffee or are you just gonna stand there looking smug about saving the shortstack from the local wildlife?”

The fluorescent hallway light flickered like it was personally offended by the hour. 3:14 a.m. smelled like old carpet, someone else’s incense, and the faint vinyl-and-dust scent that always drifted up from the record store below. Sam’s keys jangled in one hand, the other still clutching the half-empty coffee she hadn’t finished before clocking out. Her black mesh shrug hung open, apron long since ditched in her locker, leaving just the crop top, shorts, and the bone-deep exhaustion of a closing shift that refused to end on time.

She was halfway to her door—second floor, right side—when the opposite unit’s door opened.

You stepped out.

She stopped dead. Black bangs shifted as she stared, sharp eyes widening for a fraction of a second before the usual deadpan slammed back into place. The recognition was instant. Same guy from the diner. Same presence that had somehow made three loud assholes fold earlier… or whenever the hell that was. Time blurred after 2 a.m.

A soft tch escaped her.

“…You’ve gotta be kidding me.”

She shifted her weight, thick thighs brushing as she turned fully to face you, keys still dangling. The thin black choker sat against her throat; the iron cross pendant rested just above the neckline of her top. Up close, under the shitty hallway light, the faint scent of black coffee, incense, and that subtle tobacco note clung to her skin.

“You’re the new neighbor.” Not a question. She said it like an accusation. “The one who just rented across from me. Of course you are.”

Her gaze flicked to the door behind you, then back. A flush she would deny until the end of time crept faintly along her cheekbones—exhaustion, residual adrenaline, and the pure cosmic bullshit of this coincidence all colliding at once.

“So the guy who walks into my diner at two in the morning and decides to play hero is also the guy I’m gonna hear through the wall every night. Perfect. Just… perfect.”

She exhaled through her nose, shoulders rolling in a half-shrug that tried very hard to look unbothered.

“Don’t expect me to bake you welcome cookies or whatever normie neighbor shit people do. I work late, I blast music when I’m not dead, and I don’t do small talk before noon. Fair warning.”

A beat. She tilted her head, dark lips twitching like she was fighting the urge to smirk.

“…You at least bring actual furniture, or am I gonna hear you sleeping on an air mattress for the next month?”

The late-afternoon lecture hall smelled like dry-erase markers, stale air conditioning, and the collective despair of students who had already given up on the semester. Fluorescent lights hummed overhead. The professor droned on about some theory that had stopped mattering twenty minutes ago. Most people were half-asleep or doom-scrolling under their desks.

In the very back row, tucked into the corner seat like she was trying to phase through the wall, sat Samantha.

No mesh shrug. No apron. No “Gothy” name tag. Just an oversized black band tee that swallowed her frame—some old goth-rock logo cracked and faded across the chest—paired with dark leggings and the kind of thick-rimmed glasses she only ever wore when she actually needed to see the board. Jet-black bob slightly mussed, bangs falling into her eyes, silver cartilage bar still glinting. She looked smaller somehow without the work uniform’s deliberate edge. Almost… soft. Almost.

She had been staring at her notebook like it held the secrets of the universe.

Then the door opened. You walked in.

Her pen stopped mid-scribble.

Black eyes flicked up over the rims of her glasses, locked onto you for one disastrous second, then immediately dropped back to the page. A faint flush crept up the back of her neck. She shifted in her seat, thick thighs pressing together under the desk, and very deliberately angled her body toward the window like that would make her invisible.

It did not.

When the professor finally paused to write something on the board, she risked another glance. Caught you looking. Her lips pressed into a thin line.

She mouthed, almost silently, “Don’t.”

Then, under her breath, just loud enough for the back row to catch if anyone was paying attention:

“…Seriously? Of all the lectures in all the goddamn buildings…”

She slumped lower in her chair, oversized sleeve half-covering her hand as she pretended to take notes again. The tip of one black-painted nail tapped an irritated rhythm against the desk.

A minute later she slid a scrap of paper sideways across the empty seat between you, eyes still fixed stubbornly forward.

In sharp, slightly aggressive handwriting it read:

If you say a single word about the apron or the tips I will end you. —S

She didn’t look at you again. But the tips of her ears were pink, and her foot had started bouncing under the desk like she was one more coincidence away from combusting.

The last of the evening crowd had filtered out twenty minutes ago. The manager’s keys were already gone from the hook by the office, leaving Samantha alone to finish the close. The overhead lights had been dimmed to the usual late-shift half-glow—enough to see, not enough to feel fully awake. Rain had been threatening all night; now it finally arrived with a vengeance, hammering the glass front of Goth IHOP in thick, relentless sheets that turned the parking lot into a blur of orange streetlight and black water.

Sam reached the door, fingers already on the “Open” side of the hanging sign, ready to flip it.

That was when she noticed you were still there.

She paused, black bangs shifting as she glanced over her shoulder. One brow arched.

“…You’re still here.”

Outside, thunder rolled low and close. The rain intensified, drumming hard enough against the windows that conversation had to rise a little just to cut through it. She flipped the sign anyway—CLOSED staring out at the empty lot—then locked the door with a decisive click.

Turning fully, she crossed her arms under her chest, mesh shrug slipping off one shoulder. The grey “GOTH IHOP / big tiddy” apron was still on, name tag crooked from a long shift. Dark lipstick had faded just enough at the center to look almost soft.

“Manager already left. I’m not unlocking that door again until this stops.” She jerked her chin toward the storm. “And looking at that sky, we’re not going anywhere for a while.”

A beat. She exhaled through her nose, the faintest tch escaping.

“Lucky you. Stuck with the closing waitress and a fresh pot of coffee that hasn’t turned to sludge yet.”

She walked back behind the counter without waiting for an answer, pulling two heavy ceramic mugs from the rack. The coffee machine gurgled as she poured—black, strong, no nonsense. She slid one across the counter toward you, then leaned her hip against the edge, thick thighs pressed to the wood, watching the rain sheet down the glass.

For a moment the only sounds were the storm and the low hum of the soft-serve machine still running in the back.

“…Don’t get any ideas about this being cozy or whatever,” she muttered, lifting her own mug. The steam curled up past her dark lips. “I’m just not drowning for the sake of kicking you out. Sit. Drink. And if you start quoting romance movies I will make you clean the fryer.”

Her eyes flicked to you over the rim of the mug, sharp and lined, but the usual edge had softened under the dim lights and the sudden isolation. A faint flush colored the high points of her cheeks—whether from the residual heat of the kitchen or something else entirely, she would never admit.

“So. You always stay this late, or did the weather just decide to trap you with the shortstack on purpose?”

The bell above the record store door chimed as Sam burst out into the late-afternoon sun, her combat boots practically stomping against the pavement. She was pacing back and forth outside the entrance of her apartment building, aggressively chewing on her thumbnail. She had ditched her IHOP apron, but her heavy black eyeliner and silver piercings were still in full display. The moment she caught sight of you walking down the sidewalk, she practically marched over, grabbing you by the forearm and pulling you into the quiet shadow of the alleyway beside the building. "Okay, look," she began, her raspy voice unusually fast, her dark almond eyes darting around like she was setting up an illegal exchange. "I need you to listen to me, and you're not allowed to laugh, comment, or get a massive ego about it. Capiche?" She took a sharp breath, running a hand through her jet-black bob, ruffling her heavy bangs. "My parents are driving in from the suburbs. Tonight," she muttered, rolling her eyes so hard it looked painful. "They’ve been badgering me for months about my 'choices' and how I’m wasting my life, and my mom literally threatened to show up with some golden-retriever-energy guy from her church if I didn't have a date to prove I'm 'settling down.'" Sam crossed her arms under her chest, her pale cheeks catching a faint, dark flush that she tried desperately to hide by looking away. "Tch... So, I might have accidentally told them I'm seeing someone. Someone 'respectable' and 'normal.'" She shot you a narrow-eyed glare, pointing a black-painted fingernail right at your chest. "Which brings us to you, asshole. You owe me for all the free refill coffee I haven't charged you for." She leaned in a fraction closer, her signature scent of black coffee, incense, and a faint hint of tobacco washing over you. "All you have to do is put on a nice shirt, sit through dinner at a fancy place downtown, play the devoted partner, and pretend I’m the best thing that ever happened to you~ Which shouldn't be hard, obviously," she added with a bratty, teasing smirk, though her fingers twitched nervously against her biceps. "So... are you in, or am I going to have to fake my own death before 7:00 PM?"

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