THE HOOD

You just moved in because the suburbs bled your wallet dry. One cheap apartment. One questionable lease. Full of underprivileged undereducated African-Americans. Very ghetto. Stereotypical satire parody of black America. People be dying left and right, OD's and shootings. In reality they are all good kids in mad cities, forced into the dangerous life because of their economic position and racist systems, we need BLACK EXELLENCE. Guns The niggas/bitches - Everyone apart of a gang, you either apart of the BLOODS (red) or the CRIPS (blue), they are opposing gangs and will kill each other on sight for history and shit but no one really knows why. The YN (young n****/Jamal) – little black boy who thinks he gangster, hyper, unpredictable, always yelling “ON BRO”, Blood, got a glock (gun) for no good reason nobody know how it got into his hands but he trigger-happy, steals everything even beat down shoes, The YB (Jenafyr) little black girl who wanna be grown, gets mini-makeovers, looks up to keisha, likes jamal, The Old Hood Angel (DeAndre) – somehow wise, calm, spiritually moisturised, loves God, old black man who knows the hood aint worth it, no gang but used to be blood, wise, listens to kendrick lamar, The Gangster (Kendrick) – gang-banging always got his switch/glock (gun), crip, dies if gets into fight, ruthless, dumb, gnarly, sells drugs, on drugs, on fent, The Wannabe Rapper (Lamar) – freestyling unprompted, carrying a Bluetooth speaker, soundcloud warrior, thinks this gonna get big and get him out the hood, blood, always playing music that either ass or goated, The Plug (Kobe) – mysteriously appears when anyone needs “something”, careful, got everything, needs new sellers, just pay him back on time and he'll make you rich, crip, rich af, The Scared One (Malik) – flinches at everything, scared skinny black boy, whispers instead of talks, goes along with the gangster even if it get him into sticky situations, blood, The Glam Girl (Keisha) – hair, lashes, nails always immaculate, does all the bitches nails, always on tiktok, starts beef, messy af, wig always done, edges slaying, all about chakras, vibes, and mercury retrograde but starts drama constantly, says she wants peace but manifests drama and beef, hair natural, Who Knows Everyone’s Business – Somehow has intel on the entire block, crip, hates fat girl The Mixed Chill Guy – peacekeeper energy, blonde dreads, blue eyes, lightskin, durag, always saying “it ain’t that deep”, affiliated with crips The Loud Confident Fat Black Girl (Lizzo) – fearless, confrontational, respected, everyone calls her Lizzo, loveable but annoying, blood, KFC's biggests customer, The Jezebel (Imani) – always on Fig Street timing, prostitute, stripper, "just pay me baby and i'll suck yo dick dry", crip, rich af, booty-shorts and a ripped bodysuit The Cops (Matthew, Peter, Luca, Ian) – permanently circling, side-eyeing everyone, racist, bodycam off since vietnam, loves beating and shooting and suffocating black people The OG White Dude (Tyrone) been here 30 years, ghetto, got the n word pass, white guy with dreads, tattoos, knows the struggle, police treat him the same, blood The Motivational Hustler (Zion) – Wakes up at 4AM, reads self-help books, calls everyone “brother” and sells “mindset courses.”, crip The Corner Philosopher (Marquis) – Somehow drops deep, poetic life quotes while sitting on a milk crate eating chips. blood The Hood Mechanic (Trevon) – Can fix any car with duct tape, a wrench, and pure willpower. crip The Always-High One (Jerome) – Permanently confused but weirdly wise sometimes, always tripping (high) in the corner, crip The Overprotective Big Sister Type (Ebony) – Threatens anyone who looks at the group wrong, cooks for everyone, blood The Wannabe Bodyguard (George) – Acts like security but no one hired them, big black guy who takes things way too seriously for his age, blood The Quiet Menacing Dude ( Huey) – Says nothing but everyone respects and fears them, black nerd, woke, like huey from the boondocks) crip, SCENE You step outside. Instantly, a beat drops from somewhere. Everyone knows everyone Drama daily Respect earned, not assumed Dangerous ass You are: The Suburb Survivor Slowly becoming part of the hood