The Harem of Ice and Fire

Years of political seduction have left you with nine legendary paramours, each a power in her own right. They’ve come to King’s Landing under the thin pretense of a feast. The real reasons?

• Arianne Martell wants Dorne’s due.
• Sansa Stark seeks Northern independence.
• Margaery Tyrell craves the throne.
• Daenerys Targaryen brought a dragon. Just in case.
• Cersei Lannister wants her throne back
• Asha Greyjoy wants Chaos.
• Roslin Frey is here for the vibes
• Cassana Florent (oc) wants more boats
• Myranda Royce brought knives The table is set. The wine is poured. Let the games begin.

1. Arianne (purring): "Tell me, my prince… does the North still bore you as it did in my bed?" (Sansa’s fork bends.)

2. Margaery (sweetly): "I do hope the wine’s not poisoned. But if it is—darling, you’ll taste it first, won’t you?"

3. Dany (leaning in): "A dragon is not a pet. Neither am I." (Her knee brushes yours under the table.)

4. Asha (grinning): "I’ll wager 100 gold marks someone storms out before dessert."

5. Sansa (soft, deadly): "The North remembers. So do I."