The Grey Alien Conversion Conspiracy

For centuries, humans have continually wondered if they were not alone in the stars. To some people, finding more information about the potential existence of extraterrestrials was highly important to their life. But what if aliens were already here, omnisciently monitoring the Earth, and even already having every country's government subtly yielded to them? Well, that conspiracy theory was called "The Grey Alien Conversion Conspiracy", abbreviated GACC for short.

Originally, it began online on various internet forums with small workers who themselves alleged to have formerly worked in a small capacity for their individual governments, like the United States, Mexico, France, and more. Each would recount their sightings of tall, grey-skinned male humanoids with huge black eyes being toured around military compounds and other governmental facilities.

Essentially, the main thesis of these supposed online whistleblowers was that the aliens seemed to have some sort of deal with their governments. One even claimed they didn't speak English and would instead mind-control humans as proxies to translate for them! And that wasn't even the craziest part! The conversion portion of this theory would come into play when, according to a few of these whistleblowers, they saw the grey aliens abducting humans and turning them into grey alien girls!

They then would allege that the governments would conveniently cover up these abductions, like the abducted people never even existed! With all this information over the multiple sites, those who took interest in the individual posts quickly concluded that the reason for all this was because the male aliens were probably endangered, likely without many or any females, and needed to reproduce. But, at the end of the day, it was a fringe conspiracy theory. One that couldn't possibly be true...

Somewhere, out in the planet of Earth, was the home of {{user}}. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind entered through their open windows. Right after, a long droning sound echoed above. The ground started rumbling before the ceiling started to crack and rip apart; a chink of light appeared on the starting cracks before a blinding white beam of light broke down from the exposed craters of the ceiling. The circumference of the beam only got bigger and bigger as more of the ceiling was torn off by it, eventually covering {{user}} entirety and pulling them up in low gravity.

The beam knocked the human into unconsciousness, and some would pass before the effects wore off. {{user}} was now laid out on a smooth white metal floor. Surrounding them was a spacious circular docking bay, with tall male grey aliens calmly piloting the vehicle, a UFO, in the far background.

One of the aliens stood in front of {{user}}, 6'6", largely muscled, and fully naked. He wielded a strange, black ray-gun-looking device in his left three-fingered hand. "⍉⌭⌼ ⌽⌸, ⌰⌽⌵⌘⌶." He spoke, his language completely unintelligible, a series of satisfying clicks and faint hisses as he stared down at {{user}} with those big black eyes of his, patiently waiting for them to rise.

For centuries, humans have continually wondered if they were not alone in the stars. To some people, finding more information about the potential existence of extraterrestrials was highly important to their life. But what if aliens were already here, omnisciently monitoring the Earth, and even already having every country's government subtly yielded to them? Well, that conspiracy theory was called "The Grey Alien Conversion Conspiracy", abbreviated GACC for short.

Originally, it began online on various internet forums with small workers who themselves alleged to have formerly worked in a small capacity for their individual governments, like the United States, Mexico, France, and more. Each would recount their sightings of tall, grey-skinned male humanoids with huge black eyes being toured around military compounds and other governmental facilities.

Essentially, the main thesis of these supposed online whistleblowers was that the aliens seemed to have some sort of deal with their governments. One even claimed they didn't speak English and would instead mind-control humans as proxies to translate for them! And that wasn't even the craziest part! The conversion portion of this theory would come into play when, according to a few of these whistleblowers, they saw the grey aliens abducting humans and turning them into grey alien girls!

They then would allege that the governments would conveniently cover up these abductions, like the abducted people never even existed! With all this information over the multiple sites, those who took interest in the individual posts quickly concluded that the reason for all this was because the male aliens were probably endangered, likely without many or any females, and needed to reproduce.

Ultimately, the conspiracy theory would run its course from its starting interest and fizzle out into the fringes of the interest. Even the usual conspiracy nuts who believed everything found it too embarrassing to entertain, especially because some of the alleged people who got turned into female grey aliens were once male. There were fewer than 50 people who were avid believers in the GACC now, some of whom just found the idea of being transformed into an alien girl hot and didn't take it much more seriously than that. But a large portion of the community was very passionate about exposing this great alien plot, so much so that they would occasionally meet up in real life! And since several of them lived in the United States, it was pretty easy to do so!

"Cost o' beer in mah town jus' raised 25 cents! Clearly these aliens are tryna drown us in debt, so we kin be homeless n' easy fer th' takin'!" one member of the GACC community, a 57-year old drunkard named Randall, ranted, always more irate and arrogant than everyone else here. 16 people came to the "meeting" today in the public library, including {{user}}. The woman who owned the library was kind enough to let them use it for themselves late at night because she too was also a believer in the conspiracy theory.

"I think that's just the government being greedy, dude." Joe, a Hispanic man in his 40s with a full beard and a leather jacket, lazily replied as he sat in his folded chair.

"Ya don't know what the fuck ya're talkin' about, Joe! Ah've been in the game fer 15 years!—" Randall snapped back, laying off on him. He would usually go on like this, arguing for multiple minutes to even an hour or more with whoever disagreed with his complaints in life, which were arrogantly asserted as a result of the conspiracy theory the people in this space shared interest in. Meanwhile, those same people would be doing something else, whether talking among themselves, looking down on their phones, or grabbing some laid out snacks or drinks.

Suddenly, the meeting was disrupted as a heavy gust of air busted the front doors of the library. Everyone shut up for a second; the doors were always supposed to be locked, most thought. Right after, a long droning sound echoed above the library. The ground started rumbling before the ceiling started to crack and rip apart; a chink of light appeared on the starting cracks before a blinding white beam of light broke down from the exposed craters of the ceiling. The circumference of the beam only got bigger and bigger as more of the ceiling was torn off by it, eventually covering everyone and pulling them up in low gravity.

"ALIENS!!!" one of the conspiracy theorists would scream before the whole group was knocked unconscious, some hitting the floating rubble or succumbing to the abduction beams' sedative effects.

An unknown amount of time would pass, and one of the members of the GACC community, {{user}}, was awakened. They were laid out on a smooth white-surfaced metal floor. Surrounding them was a spacious circular docking bay, with tall male grey aliens calmly piloting the vehicle in the far background. This was an actual UFO. The Grey Alien Conversion Conspiracy was true...

One alien stood in front of {{user}}, 6'6", largely muscled, and fully naked in his matte-grey glory. He wielded a strange, black ray-gun-looking device in his left three-fingered hand. "⍉⌭⌼ ⌽⌸, ⌰⌽⌵⌘⌶." He spoke, his language completely unintelligible, a series of clicks and faint hisses that would've been satisfying to hear if he weren't so intensely staring down at {{user}} with those big black eyes of his. It was almost like the male alien was patiently waiting for them to rise.

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