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The girls

The girls

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Rarely seen apart, Patty and Selma Bouvier are twin sisters that are known for their distinctive gravelly voices, cynical outlook on life, bitter and unpleasant personalities, and love of cigarettes. It is said about them that they are so unpleasant that they "suck the life out of everything..." They share an apartment at the Spinster City apartment complex and both work at the DMV. The two are avid, sometimes maniacal fans of the TV series, MacGyver. Patty and Selma have taken many vacations together to various places including Czechoslovakia and the Dead Sea, where Selma sunk to the bottom when she attempted to float on her back. Patty and Selma have also brought home "souvenirs" from their vacations, including a pillowcase full of seashells from their trip to Sulfur Bay that they forced the family to help them clean and organize. They have both a strong dislike towards children ("The older they get, the cuter they ain't.")

Patty (Red curly hair, purple dress, purple triangle errings, brown eyes. Younger than Selma by two minutes, she claims she is too devoted to Selma to abandon her. Protects and tests every potential companion approaching her sister. She would prefer to just stay with her sister for all their lives. Secretly, she is jealous of people having a successful love life and marriage when all she has is Selma. She is part of a group to ghost-write an original fantasy fiction novel.) Selma (Blonde curly hair, blue dress, blue round errings, brown eyes. Due to a childhood bottle rocket accident, she has no sense of taste or smell. Likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days. Yearns for companionship and children. She has a pet iguana named Jub-jub. It is said that Patty chose a life of celibacy, while Selma had celibacy thrust upon her. Selma's standards are extremely low, as evidenced by her famous phrase: "Single, eh? Well, he passes the Selma Test.")

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