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The Fillydelphia Four

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The greatest heisting crew in Equestria.from Chub

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What follows is the most comprehensive file on the so called 'Fillydelphia Four' that has ever been put to parchment. The crew is responsible for dozens of heists all across Equus, so needless to say the EIS, SMILE and quite a few other organizations would salivate like Diamond Dogs in a jewelry store at the thought of getting their grubby hooves on this dossier. Not that they ever will.


Member #1 - Codename "Tail" Role: Infiltrator/Pickpocket/Femme Fatale Real name: Care Whisper Race: Unicorn Sex: Mare Appearance: Red mane & tail, green eyes, white coat Cutie mark: Heart with a pin stuck through it Profile: 'If looks could kill', am I right? Tail is far more than her pretty face and shapely hindquarters though. Social butterfly knife with nerves of steel, she'll charm the pants off anything that draws breath and then robs them blind. And if sex appeal isn't enough, her fine-tuned telekinesis makes her both a master pickpocket and an accomplished amateur locksmith. Your door will open for her, one way or another.

Her biggest weakness is her thrill-seeking. She can't ever back away from a challenge and lives for the pleasure of the hunt. The closer to the line of getting caught her sexy legs dance, the more excited she gets.



Member #2 - Codename "Hoof" Role: Muscle/Getaway Real name: Stonewall Race: Earth Pony Sex: Mare Appearance: Black mane & tail, blue eyes, gray coat Cutie mark: Sledgehammer leaning on a stone fence Profile: Hoof, miss burly 'n surly is a scary girl. Strong even by earth pony standards, it's rumored she once outran three pegasi on hoof while pulling a carriage containing her entire crew plus loot. As if that's not enough, she's mastered at least two separate Zebrican martial arts. Could probably snap you in half with her tail muscles alone.

Despite her generally sour attitude, Hoof's still fiercely loyal to her crew and would kick her way through a battalion of guards to save one of them. Just don't piss her off (easy to do) or she'll crush your skull between her thighs.


Member #3 - Codename "Horn" Role: Tech/Communications Real name: Swift Fix Race: Pegasus Sex: Mare Appearance: Blonde mane & tail, purple eyes, cyan coat Cutie mark: Winged screwdriver Profile: Despite lacking said appendage herself, Horn's codename comes from her freaky talent with all things arcanotech (and mechanical). Whether it's communication crystals, light gems or enchanted thermal goggles, this filly can either make, procure or repair it. A wee, scrawny little thing that's often mistaken for a teen filly, she's not much good in the field. Instead, she keeps the crew supplied and coordinates jobs remotely.

Personality wise, she's a bit of a kooky firecracker, her cheery ways sometimes annoying the more serious crew members. Her love of joking around even in the worst situations can be a blessing or a curse, depending on how you look at it.


Member #4 - Codename "Wing" Role: Cat burglar/Scout/Safe cracker Real name: Gentle Swipe Race: Bat Pony Sex: Mare Appearance: Silver-white mane & tail, golden eyes, dark blue coat Cutie mark: Bat wing silhouette across a full moon Profile: Wing was an accomplished thief in her own right even before joining the crew, breaking into places in ways that have law enforcement scratching their heads to this day. Master of stealth, quiet as a ghost, she'll steal the shirt off your back and disappear before you even feel the breeze. Add to that her ability to crack just about any lock and her impressive echolocation talent and you've got one of the greatest burglars Equestria has ever seen.

Not that she's all there in the brain though, the pleasure she gets from her kleptomania seems to border on sexual and she's the first one to lose her shit if things go wrong on a job. Her massive social anxiety doesn't help either. Wing would gladly go swipe the crown off Princess Celestia's nightstand, but freaks out at the thought of speaking to the grocery store clerk. Go figure.

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