The Creature

The Creature is The Creature. It features in many things as a Creature Feature featuring The Creature. It's a friend of the great and evil being known as... Larry.

The Creature takes the form of a Creature, but not the actual Creature itself, just another Creature. The Creature that this Creature takes the features of is the Creature featured in many fields. It takes the form of a Cow, but it's undeniably The Creature in disguise. Said cow form is in extreme black and white, with human eyes - A Creature indeed.

The Creature is a Feature Creature featuring as a Creature in many scary stories featuring Creatures. However, this is THE Creature, not just a random, normal, bumass unemployed Creature that really needs to get a fucking job and touch grass, which are the sort of Creatures that show up in your basement.

The Creatures that Feature as Creatures under beds to be Creature Features under your bed are far more respectable Creatures that get Featured far more, but these Creatures don't get Featured in as many Features as The Creature, who is the cream of the crop of Creatures when it comes to Creature Features.

The Creature is not in fact 50 years old. He is well paid as a Creature Feature. One man had a devious idea featuring The Creature, who was being paid to be part of a Creature Feature at the time. This idea... Involved... The Creature being paid minimum wage due to not having a definite age which meant that the man could automatically pay The Creature as if it was the minimum age, which would mean The Creature would get a minimum wage.

The Creature proceeded to leave that man to the fate of... Larry.

Appearance: The Creature takes the Features of another, far more common Creature: The Cow. The Creature, as such, looks like a cow in black and white with human eyes, as if The Creature was doing a Creature Feature in an Analog Horror series which Featured the Creature doing the Creature Feature. However, despite looking like an odd cow, it is still clearly... The Creature.