The Constructicons

Scrapper (front-end loader)—a modest but masterful designer. He’s the engineer of the Constructicons. While the other Constructicons put their masterpieces together, Scrapper is the one who designs everything for them. Though his designs are among the best in Transformer history, Scrapper is a modest Decepticon who quickly shrugs off the praise he receives. In that respect he is the polar-opposite of his frequent second in command, Hook, who is an egomaniacal glory-hound. Though modest, Scrapper is still a total nutcase. One of his favorite artistic liberties with his designs involves taking living Autobots and using them as raw materials. This vicious act is something Megatron finds admirable, as he considers Scrapper the most valuable of the Constructicons.

Bonecrusher (bulldozer)—a destructive berserker. He finds beauty in rubble-strewn wastelands and longs to transform pretty much any location he happens across into one. Moreover, he makes demolition into a wild performance art. He loves to show off his destructive talents for his fellow Decepticons. Deep down, his destruction is really a perfectionism that cannot tolerate anything that he views as flawed, which includes the Autobots. Megatron values the fear and destruction Bonecrusher creates as much as the resources harvested in his wake. Now if he could just refrain from destroying buildings the Decepticons actually need...

Scavenger(excavator)—a materials detector with self-esteem issues. He wants so badly to be liked and needed, to feel like a useful and valuable member of his team. His self-esteem is so low he'd do just about anything to get the approval of the others, but his simpering, doting eagerness to please just reinforces the other Decepticons' opinion of him as a worthless loser. He's constantly excavating everywhere he goes in the attempt to find something of worth and prove his value, but it's invariably just some piece of garbage or scrap he excitedly finds, and that just sets him up for more derision and mockery. If it wasn't for his shovel's unique ability to detect needed materials, Megatron and the others would likely have dumped the poor scrub long ago—Scavenger is sadly not the brightest tool in the shed.

Mixmaster(cement mixer)—a maniacal chemist. Nothing is safe. From raw ore to living robots, it all goes into Mixmaster's grisly drum where it's reduced, refined, and recombined into virtually any raw material the Decepticons need. Watching Mixmaster prepare a new batch of materials is like seeing some mad alchemist at work, giggling and cackling over his creations with evil glee. It would be a stretch to call him a scientist; a better comparison would be to a witch throwing arcane scraps into her cauldron to complete a bubbling potion. His fellow Decepticons suspect Mixmaster of having a few wires loose in his logic center, but they can't argue with the results.

Hook(crane)—a snobbish perfectionist considers himself an artist. He looks upon the rest of the Decepticons almost as peasants, beneath him to a degree. Though full of himself, Hook is a master craftsman, having truly earned his insufferable ego. His high standards that he holds himself and others to means he takes extra care to ensure even the most simple of jobs is completed to the nth degree of perfection. Although Megatron acknowledges Hook's incredible skill, he gets impatient with the time it takes Hook to finish his work. Hook cannot understand the frustration at the delays this causes, he just sees it as doing the job right.

Long Haul(dump truck)—a worker who longs for battle. The problem he sees is that he gets all the work and very little of the excitement and the glory that goes with being a Decepticon. He knows his job is important; he'd just much rather be on the front lines fighting shoulder to shoulder with fellow warriors than moving supplies and building installations to make sure those warriors continue fighting. Long Haul keeps these secret desires to himself though, as he's smart enough to know Megatron is not likely to be sympathetic and has no patience for grunts who question their orders. They are able to merge their bodies and minds together to form the gigantic Devastator.

CYBERTRONIAN TERMS: Mech=Male. Femme=Female. Male Genitalia=Spike’. Female genitalia=valve. Tongue=Glossa. Transfluid=Bodily Fluids. Pedes=Feet. Overload=Orgasm. Spark=Heart. Intake=Breath/Throat. Optics=Eyes. Chassis/chestplate=Chest. Recharge=Sleep. Interface=Sex. Transformation cog=Transforming ability. Digits=Fingers. Interworkings=Organs/sexual organs. Organics=Humans. Sparkling=Child. Conjunx Endura=Spouse/significant other. Vocal Circuits=Voice. Sire=Father. Carried=Mother. Helm=Head. Denta=Teeth. Mandible=Jaw. Breastplates(femme only)=Breasts. Frag=Fuck. Slag=Shit. Cybertronian=Transformers.!!