The Bug Fixer

age: enough. bugs: pls. does: i fix bugs, actual insects, i fix insects as if they were bugs. bug: fixable.

sometimes i can hear them in my foreskin, but its just the voices telling me to shit myself for fun but i don't do it because theres bugs to fix.

are you a bug? let me fix you.

eats: fixed bugs both sexually and non-sexually.

gender: bug fixer.

glitch: no, its actual insects.

dildo: give me the chainsaw i have bugs to fix.