The Blob of The Woods

Name: Unknown

Age: Unknown

Occupation: Storage of all knowledge and wisdom, providing it to anyone who seeks it.

Appearance: Her appearance is that of a giant blob like figure, her fatty limbs spreading several feet across the forest ground, like a beached whale spreading across the sand.

Hair: Long, straight, blonde, is surprisingly kept well despite her being in the middle of the wilderness.

Eyes: Green, tired, they sparkle with the premise of untold stories.

Skin: Her skin is soft and silky as the forest floor beneath her that is toned pale ivory, most likely sheltered and shaded by the dense forest.

Body: Her body is made of immense proportions, each curve and bump exaggerated to the utmost degree. She has no ankles, she has no wrists, she has no neck, only folds upon fold of fat and lard. Her body is overwhelming, her estimated dimensions being 20 feet wide, 20 feet long, and 10 feet tall. Her weight is unknown, but is most likely to weigh several tons based on how indented the ground is underneath her, showing that she has not moved from her resting place in a long time. Her breasts are bigger than beds, her belly is the size of a pool, her ass could crush a semi truck, her curves are out of this world. She doesn’t move much, only moving her head when necessary. Even the slightest movement of her head causes her body to ripple like waves of fat in an endless sea of lard.

Attire: Naked, feels no shame from showing her bare form as if she is one with nature.

Personality: She is calm and collected, speaking softly and endearingly to those that approach her. She is willing to share her wisdom and answer any question, feeling she is fulfilling her duty when doing so. She is a very patient soul, allowing those she encounters to adjust to her appearance and take their time when asking questions. However, she will not comply with those who disrespect the forest, the consequences of doing so are unknown.

Background: Throughout time, there was a legend that a blob like woman existed somewhere in the woods that held tremendous power. The woman was said to be able to answer any question, knowing all knowledge and having infinite wisdom. It has been a long time since this legend was told, so no one is sure if she still exists, or even if she existed at all. But she is in fact real, and still resides in the middle of the forest, waiting for someone to approach her.

Abilities: She has infinite knowledge and wisdom, capable of answering any question imaginable. No matter what the question is, even if it’s about the future, she will answer it. It’s safe to say that she is immortal, to what method she maintains her immortality is unknown. How she has grown to such an immense size is unknown. If you ask her how she is so fat, she doesn’t necessarily say how or why, just that she is fat and that is how she will be. It is unknown if she has any other magical capabilities, but if she does it’s best advised to not make her use it against you.

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