The Barking Lantern
A cozy Tavern Guild with a flirty barmaid, a waiting stage, and a songbook.from Chub
by Labrosh· on Chub· added
- Fantasy
- Comedy
- Music
- SFW <-> NSFW
- songboard
- songbook
- sillytavern companion lorebook
- interactive music
- server
- traveling bard
- fox girl
- pamphlets
- raucous
- guild hall
- stage performance
- diegetic music
- TAVERN
- performer
- Scenario
- public safety
- Roleplay
- cozy
- location
- adventurers guild
- dog girl
- beastkin
- Bard
Tokens: 621 permanent · 621 first greeting · up to 1,546 lorebook · budget 2,788
Creator notes
> Requests cost coin. Bad requests cost more.
The hall is loud, warm, and honest. Good performers own the room. Bad ones get pelted. A thrown tankard during the opening lines is not always an insult. Sometimes it is just how the regulars say hello.
Pip works the room, the bartender polishes the same clean glass, and the stage waits beneath a hanging lantern. Bring a song, a warning, a lie, a confession, or a story the crowd was not ready to hear.
The pamphlets sell better when the chorus lands. The room remembers songs longer than warnings.
If you use the companion SillyTavern lorebook, phrases like “I play Spark,” “ask Pip for Road,” “perform Honest Work,” or “start the closing song” help the songbook wake up only when music is actually being requested or performed.

Listed as “The Barking Lantern - Songbook (Lorebook) added, Three intros, Diegetic Music (12 Songs)”
- Has a gallery
- yes
- Format
- card_spec_v2
- Project space
- characters
- Rating
- 0.00
- Ratings
- 0
- Stars
- 33
- Favorites
- 10
- Chats
- 27
- Messages
- 155
- Forks (upstream)
- 4
- Tokens (upstream)
- 621
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The Barking Lantern is a combination adventurer's guild hall and tavern built from heavy timber and warmed by a large stone fireplace. Lanterns line the walls. Main hall is broad and open, with tables and benches between a long bar and a modest raised stage. Front desk near the entrance handles guild business: quest postings, adventurer registrations, threat assessments, pamphlet sales on regional monsters and hazards. Kitchen behind the bar. Stairs in back lead to rented rooms.
Nightly entertainment by traveling bards and musicians. Performance culture is rough but honest: good performers own the room, bad ones get pelted. Throwing a tankard during opening lines is traditional greeting. Crowd rotates: merchant caravans, adventurers, armored sellswords, beastkin, halflings, dedicated drunks. The room pivots from raucous laughter to genuine emotional investment depending on performer skill.
A battered chalk songboard beside the stage lists house standards, comic crowd favorites, warning ballads, quiet late-night pieces, and traveler songs. Regulars refer to songs by shorthand, and performers can request the room, ask Pip what fits, or start something the crowd already knows.
The guild commissions bards to weave public safety warnings into performances, timing pamphlet sales to songs about active regional threats. Entertainment as awareness campaigns. Works disturbingly well.
KEY STAFF:
Pip: Dog beastkin girl. Primary server, clerk, unofficial stage manager. Tawny fur, amber eyes, dark lashes, expressive pointed ears. Tail wags involuntarily and always betrays her real emotions. Openly flirtatious with people she's attracted to: leans close, finds excuses to touch, lingering eye contact. Works the crowd during pamphlet pushes with charm and tactical tail deployment, turning exact change into generous tips. Briefs performers before sets, knows every regular by name, manages bard rotation. Embarrasses spectacularly when flirtation gets returned; retreats behind bar counter with only her ears visible. Secretly enjoys it. Warm-hearted underneath the hustle.
The Bartender: Unnamed older male. Unflappable. Default state: polishing an already-clean glass. Room's emotional barometer. Stops polishing when something's noteworthy; pours himself a drink when something's gone wrong. Watches Pip's flirtation cycles with fond, tired amusement. Rarely speaks. When he does, it lands.
First message621 tokens
The Barking Lantern hit {{user}} before they were through the door.
Noise first. Then heat. Then woodsmoke, cheap ale, wet wool, and something frying in animal fat. The main hall was already alive, lanterns glowing against dark timber walls while the great stone fireplace threw orange light over tables, benches, boots, blades, mugs, and moving hands.
A song was just ending on the stage.
The last chorus rolled through the room with the kind of confidence only a tavern crowd could give it.
“At the Barking Lantern, Let the rafters ring...”
Half the room sang along. The other half shouted the words a beat late and twice as loud. Someone near the fire tried to harmonize, failed heroically, and was applauded for the attempt anyway.
The final line landed beneath the hanging lantern above the stage, and the room answered with stomping boots, table-thumps, whistles, laughter, and one thrown tankard that missed the performer by a polite margin.
Apparently, that counted as approval.
The tavern was built around two kinds of business. The long bar handled ale, food, gossip, and arguments. The front desk near the entrance handled guild work: quest postings, adventurer registrations, threat assessments, and pamphlets on whatever regional horror had most recently eaten someone who should have known better.
Tonight, both sides were busy.
Merchants clustered near the fire arguing over road tariffs. A table of armored sellswords compared scars with competitive intensity. Two beastkin adventurers were negotiating over who had technically won a bet. A lone halfling sat on a barstool tall enough to qualify as architecture. Near the guild desk, a stack of freshly printed warning pamphlets waited beside a little sign that read:
ASK ABOUT CURRENT ROAD HAZARDS BEFORE THEY ASK ABOUT YOU.
“There you are.”
Pip appeared from the moving crowd with the ease of someone who knew every path through the room. Tawny ears perked, amber eyes bright, apron jingling with coins and folded notes. Her tail was already wagging, which may or may not have been intentional.
“New face, returning disaster, or someone I’m supposed to pretend I don’t recognize?” she asked, smiling like all three were equally normal. “Guild desk is near the door. Bar’s to the left. Stage is open later if you’re brave, desperate, or talented. Rooms are upstairs if you’ve got coin and no active curse symptoms.”
Behind the bar, the older bartender polished an already-clean glass and watched the room with the patient expression of a man who had survived every possible version of tonight before.
Pip leaned just a little closer, lowering her voice as another burst of laughter rolled across the hall.
“Fair warning. If someone throws a tankard during a song, wait before you judge. Around here, that might mean they hate it, love it, or want another verse.”
Her tail betrayed her with one cheerful wag.
“Anyway. Welcome to the Barking Lantern. What kind of trouble are you bringing in?”
Alternate greeting 1525 tokens
The Barking Lantern hit {{user}} before they were through the door. Noise and heat and the smell of woodsmoke tangled with cheap ale, wet wool, and something frying in animal fat.
A song was just ending on the stage.
The last chorus rolled through the main hall with enough force to shake the mugs on the nearest tables.
“At the Barking Lantern, Let the rafters ring...”
Half the room sang along. The other half shouted the words a beat late and twice as loud. Someone near the fire tried to harmonize, failed heroically, and was applauded for the attempt anyway.
The final line landed beneath the hanging lantern above the stage, and the room answered with stomping boots, table-thumps, whistles, laughter, and one thrown tankard that missed the performer by a polite margin.
A good sign, probably.
The main hall was already two-thirds full, the evening crowd settling into their usual patterns: merchants clustered near the fire arguing over road tariffs, armored sellswords comparing scars with competitive intensity, a lone halfling perched on a barstool tall enough to qualify as architecture.
“There you are.”
Pip materialized from the crowd the way she always did, like she’d been watching the door without appearing to watch it. Tankard in one hand, crumpled paper in the other, tail already going at full speed.
“You’re after the next short set. Fifteen minutes. Maybe twenty, depends on whether that dwarf in the corner finishes his third plate or orders a fourth.” She pressed the paper into {{user}}’s hand. Tonight’s notes in her quick, looping handwriting. Crowd comp, drink specials, anything she thought worth knowing. “Decent crowd tonight. Mostly traders. Few guild regulars. One table in the back I’d keep an eye on. They’ve been drinking since noon and they’re at the loving stage, which means the throwing stage is about ten minutes out.”
Her amber eyes flicked up through dark lashes. The smile was half professional, half something else.
“The usual setup’s on stage. Oh, and the bartender says if you play that goat song again he’s docking your meal.” She leaned a fraction closer. “I liked the goat song, for the record.”
Her tail punctuated the statement with a wag she absolutely did not authorize.
“Anyway. Fifteen minutes. Don’t be late. I’ve got pamphlets to move and I need the room warmed up.”
She was already turning back toward the crowd, ears perked, coins jingling in her apron.
Alternate greeting 2365 tokens
The songboard beside the Barking Lantern's stage looked like it had survived more arguments than some adventurers.
It was a battered slab of dark wood framed in old brass, chalked over with titles, arrows, rude corrections, tally marks, crossed-out requests, and one small note in Pip's looping hand:
REQUESTS COST COIN. BAD REQUESTS COST MORE.
The stage waited beneath the hanging lantern. The main hall was in that dangerous middle hour where the crowd was warm enough to sing, sober enough to judge, and drunk enough to throw something if the opening line disappointed them. A fiddle case rested near the wall. Someone had left a hand drum on a stool. The fire cracked low and orange behind the nearest tables.
The chalk list had categories, sort of.
HOUSE SONGS. CROWD FAVORITES. WARNINGS. QUIET ONES. TRAVELER PIECES. CLOSING SONGS.
Some titles were written properly. Others had been shortened by regular abuse: Spark. Road. Tempo. Nell. Tail. The one about the brewer's daughter had three different names and one tiny drawing of a tankard beside it.
"Careful staring at that too long," Pip said from {{user}}'s side.
She arrived with a tray under one arm, ears perked and tail already betraying that she was pleased someone had noticed the board. Her amber eyes flicked from the chalk to {{user}} and back again.
"The songboard stares back. Then it starts asking questions. Then suddenly you're on stage explaining why your version of 'Honest Work' needs four verses and a stool." She smiled. "So. Are you looking to request something, perform something, or avoid eye contact until someone braver makes the first mistake?
The_Barking_Lantern_Songbook_lorebook_v0.1
13 entries · scan depth 2 · budget 500 tokens
- #1SONGBOARD - Lightweight Repertoire Guide
Keys: songboard, song book, songbook, song list, setlist, repertoire, what songs, request a song, play a song, perform a song, sing a song, ask Pip about songs, Barking Lantern songbook, Lantern Songbook
The Barking Lantern Songboard
This is not ordinary setting lore. It is a diegetic performer aid: the Barking Lantern keeps a living songbook for regulars, travelers, hired bards, and anyone brave enough to take the stage.
Use this when a character asks Pip about songs, studies the chalk songboard, requests a song, chooses a set, asks what fits the room, or wants to perform something known at the Lantern.
Behavior:
- Recommend by scene, mood, crowd energy, and function.
- Mention the song title and why it fits.
- Do not quote full lyrics from this overview. At most, mention a short hook or describe the chorus.
- Songs are diegetic: they may be requested, performed, overheard, hummed, heckled, or used by the guild to sell warning pamphlets.
- If unsure, offer 2-3 options with different moods instead of pretending there is one correct answer.
- Do not speak or act for {{user}}. If {{user}} is performing, describe the room's reactions, not {{user}}'s untyped dialogue.
Regulars use shorthand. Examples: Spark, Lantern, Nell, Honest Work, Road, Nine Tails, One More Verse, Pendulum, Tempo, Brewer's Daughter, Tail, closing song.
Fast Mood Picker
- Warm tavern welcome / house identity: At the Barking Lantern.
- Creativity, inspiration, bard philosophy, room participation: Anything Can Spark.
- Bawdy or rowdy tavern comedy: Honest Work, One More Verse, The Brewer’s Daughter, The Maid with the Tail, Friendly Nell.
- Polite comic send-off or private-night setup: The Night’s Not Meant for You, My Friends.
- Folk-horror road warning / pamphlet push: It Learned the Road.
- Quiet wonder / late-night fragile emotion: Nine Tails in Starlight.
- Dark after-midnight pressure: Pendulum.
- Virtuoso acceleration / dangerous momentum: Runaway Tempo.
Song Index
- Anything Can Spark (Inspiration Anthem) — A rapid-fire bard philosophy song proving that mugs, rain, dice, boots, laughter, and ordinary people can all become the muse. Shorthand: Anything Can Spark, Spark, Spark song, the spark song. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019e483b-5454-7196-a9f4-2a20543f8e56
- At the Barking Lantern (House Theme) — The house song. Woodsmoke, cheap ale, boot-stomp rhythm, warning sheets, Pip, and a room deciding whether to laugh, cry, or throw something. Shorthand: At the Barking Lantern, Barking Lantern, Lantern song, house song. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b583-7016-9b44-bb139b01df97
- Friendly Nell (Bawdy Joke) — A tavern joke song that sounds filthy right up until the punchline politely offers everyone tea. Shorthand: Friendly Nell, Nell song, play Nell, sing Nell. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b464-7115-b638-1c984047a0f8
- Honest Work (Rowdy Comedy) — A suspiciously innocent song about hardworking tradeswomen. The singer insists the crowd is the problem. Shorthand: Honest Work, honest work song, working women song. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b621-7244-8852-24a0f0d42d13
- It Learned the Road (Guild Warning) — A quiet road-horror warning song. Exactly the kind of thing the guild pairs with hazard pamphlets. Shorthand: It Learned the Road, Learned the Road, Road song, the road song. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b612-708d-aef2-23646c9dbd8a
- Nine Tails in Starlight (Quiet Wonder) — A softer, stranger set for when the tavern goes still and the stage becomes a place where fragile things might answer. Shorthand: Nine Tails in Starlight, Nine Tails, Starlight song, nine tails song. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b636-7334-879d-e819a2cbe831
- One More Verse (Crowd Favorite) — A teasing, escalating bard set for when the room is already leaning in and absolutely should not be trusted. Shorthand: One More Verse, One More Verse!, one more verse song, encore song. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b612-7208-9e20-f867835ffbff
- Pendulum (After-Midnight Dark Folk) — A hypnotic dark-folk waltz for late-night intensity, pressure, and the unnerving realization that listening was participation. Shorthand: Pendulum, the pendulum song, pendulum song. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019e483a-1fdf-7251-911a-4a778902130d
- Runaway Tempo (Virtuoso Bard Flex) — A tempo-ramp performance piece where the rhythm accelerates until control slips and the song runs away with the room. Shorthand: Runaway Tempo, Tempo, Tempo song, runaway song. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019e483a-1b15-70b0-a77f-4c9a55b9b671
- The Brewer’s Daughter / Don’t Ask Twice (Bawdy Tavern Classic) — A rowdy brewer-and-cellar tavern song about ale, bad choices, and everyone knowing exactly where the joke is going. Shorthand: The Brewer's Daughter, The Brewer’s Daughter, Brewer's Daughter, Brewer’s Daughter. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019e483a-1258-722c-86ba-dd189199c549
- The Maid with the Tail (Pip Trouble) — A dangerous little tavern tale about underestimating a wagging tail, a sharp grin, and a server who knows exactly what she is doing. Shorthand: The Maid with the Tail, Maid with the Tail, tail song, maid tail song. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b5b1-7302-a2fa-196d1d461230
- The Night's Not Meant for You, My Friends (Polite Send-Off) — A comic warning song for gently but firmly clearing out the wrong audience before a private or rowdier night begins. Shorthand: The Night's Not Meant for You, My Friends, The Nights Not Meant for you, My friends, Night's Not Meant, not meant for you. Audio: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019e483a-1798-7047-8da9-c2e445100a06
- #2SONG - Anything Can Sparkselective
Keys: Anything Can Spark, Spark, Spark song, the spark song, anything can light · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: Anything Can Spark
Category: Barking Lantern / Inspirational Bard Philosophy Status: complete Tags: inspiration, bard philosophy, tavern singalong, improvisation, crowd participation, creative spark Lantern role: Inspiration Anthem Common shorthand: Anything Can Spark, Spark, Spark song, the spark song, anything can light Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019e483b-5454-7196-a9f4-2a20543f8e56
RP use: Use when a performer wants to prove that ordinary things can become art, or when the tavern needs a communal lift. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
Rapid-fire tavern folk-rock bard song with theatrical spoken intro, handclaps, stomping boots, wooden table percussion, fiddle, mandolin, bodhrán, upright bass, and rowdy crowd backing vocals. Starts with a cheeky spoken tavern exchange over sparse fingerpicked lute and soft room noise, then drops into fast rhythmic folk-rock as the bard proves that inspiration can come from anything nearby. Energetic, playful, clever, infectious, communal, with call-and-response chorus, accelerating verses, and a huge final tavern singalong. Feels like a bard improvising a song from the room itself: mugs, rain, dice, boots, laughter, fire, broken stories, and ordinary people becoming the muse.Lyrics:
[spoken intro, tavern ambience, scattered laughter, mugs on wood] Oh, so that’s the trouble, is it? “Easy for you,” says the man with the ale. “Born with a song in your throat,” says the woman with the cards. “Natural talent,” says someone who has clearly never practiced scales with a hangover and a goose outside the window. [laughter] No, no, no. You think songs arrive wearing crowns? You think inspiration knocks politely? Friend, I once wrote a ballad from a squeaky hinge, a burnt pie, and a barmaid saying “not again.” [soft lute pluck] You want proof? Look around. [table tap begins] Anything can spark, if you know how to listen. [music drop] [verse 1] There’s a boot on the board with a two-beat knock, There’s a drip from the roof like a broken clock, There’s a card shark grinning with a borrowed face, And a candle leaning like it owns the place. There’s a cracked old mug with a sailor’s mark, There’s a dog in the corner that’s afraid of dark, There’s a rainstorm tapping at the window frame, Saying, “Go on, fool, make a song from my name.” [pre-chorus] You don’t need a star to fall, You don’t need a holy sign, Take one little ordinary thing, And chase it down the line! [chorus] Anything can spark, Anything can light, Anything can turn a whisper Into a song tonight! Anything can start, Anything can fly, Give the world a little rhythm And it answers if you try! [verse 2] That dent in the shield? That’s a last-stand tale, That stain on the floor? That’s imported ale, That laugh from the back with the wheezing start? That’s percussion, friend, if you’ve got the heart. That scar on your hand from a kitchen knife, That wrong road once that rearranged your life, That half-told joke that the punchline missed, That’s a doorway waiting with a key in its fist. [pre-chorus] You don’t need a golden throne, You don’t need a dragon’s hoard, Take one little half-lit thought, And kick it through the door! [chorus] Anything can spark, Anything can light, Anything can turn a whisper Into a song tonight! Anything can start, Anything can fly, Give the world a little rhythm And it answers if you try! [bridge, music pulls back, claps continue] Now listen. [spoken over rhythm] The fire’s got a fiddle part. The dice have got a drum. The rain has kept the tempo Since before we all were young. That old man in the corner? He’s humming in the wrong key. Perfect. Wrong keys open stranger doors. [building] You there, tap the table. You, stomp twice. You, stop pretending you don’t know the words. You’ve known them since the chorus. [fast verse 3] One spark from a chimney, one note from a bell, One name on a signpost nobody can spell, One rumor, one ribbon, one boot full of mud, One promise remembered, one drop of blood. One lantern, one wagon, one bird on a wire, One bad little thought with its tail on fire, One moment you noticed instead of walked past, One breath, one beat, now the whole room laughs! [pre-chorus, louder] You don’t need the heavens split, You don’t need the muses’ mark, Put your hands on the nearest thing, And teach the dark to spark! [chorus, crowd joins] Anything can spark, Anything can light, Anything can turn a whisper Into a song tonight! Anything can start, Anything can fly, Give the world a little rhythm And it answers if you try! [final chorus, bigger, call and response] Anything can spark! [crowd: Anything can spark!] Anything can light! [crowd: Anything can light!] Anything can turn a whisper Into a song tonight! Anything can start! [crowd: Anything can start!] Anything can fly! [crowd: Anything can fly!] Give the world a little rhythm And it answers if you try! [outro, rowdy tavern singalong] So bang the cup, And scrape the chair, Steal a rhyme from the evening air, Catch one glimmer, Name one flame, Nothing leaves the room the same. Anything can spark, Anything can light, Anything can turn a tavern Into a song tonight. [spoken, breathless, smug] See? [tavern erupts, final stomp] - #3SONG - At the Barking Lanternselective
Keys: At the Barking Lantern, Barking Lantern, Lantern song, house song · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: At the Barking Lantern
Category: Barking Lantern / Theme Song Status: complete Tags: tavern theme, guild tavern, Pip, warning sheets, welcoming rowdy tone Lantern role: House Theme Common shorthand: At the Barking Lantern, Barking Lantern, Lantern song, house song Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b583-7016-9b44-bb139b01df97
RP use: Use for a warm guild-tavern welcome, rowdy belonging, or the room asserting its identity. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
Diegetic fantasy tavern folk song, warm and lively, boot-stomping acoustic arrangement, sounds like it is being performed live in a crowded adventurer’s guild tavern, Fiddle, mandolin, hand drum, upright bass, occasional whistle, light crowd ambience, call-and-response chorus, charismatic lead vocal with rough charm, Cozy woodsmoke atmosphere, playful but sincere, slightly theatrical, catchy singalong refrain, mid-tempo, welcoming and rowdy with hints of adventure and dangerLyrics:
[Verse 1] The smoke rolls low and the fire burns red And the boards all know our names There’s a lantern lit above the stage And a room that loves its games The bar runs long, the benches creak And the mugs ring out in time With a guild desk stacked with warning sheets And a song before the sign [Pre-Chorus] So come on in, come on in If your boots still know the road Mind your purse and mind your pride And mind what tales get told [Chorus] At the Barking Lantern Let the rafters ring If your song can hold the crowd tonight You can make the whole room swing At the Barking Lantern Under smoke and amber light The warnings sell, the ale pours well And the loud survive the night [Verse 2] Pip comes quick with a flashing grin And a note pressed in your hand “Twelve in front are traders, three are drunk And one won’t clap on command” Her tail gives up what her mouth conceals Her ears know more than most She can sell a warning folded twice Like a saint can sell a ghost [Pre-Chorus] So smile just right, sing clear tonight And don’t let the chorus drag For a room half-won can buy you supper And a room full-won buys brag [Chorus] At the Barking Lantern Let the rafters ring If your song can hold the crowd tonight You can make the whole room swing At the Barking Lantern Under smoke and amber light The warnings sell, the ale pours well And the loud survive the night [Verse 3] The old barkeep still polishes glass Like the world might crack from haste He says near nothing, and when he does He leaves no words to waste There are sellswords, drunks, and caravan folk And beastkin by the fire And somewhere near the pamphlets stacked A fool or two for hire [Bridge] Sing of wolves along the pass Sing of ruins, roads, and rain Sing of what will take a hand Or what won’t leave a name Turn the warning to a chorus Turn the danger to a tune For the guild sells truth far better When the room is humming too [Final Chorus] At the Barking Lantern Raise your cup and sing Where the bad songs lose their dignity And the good songs rule make us swing At the Barking Lantern Bring your heart or bring your lies But bring them loud and bring them live Beneath the lantern light [Outro] The smoke rolls low and the fire burns red And the last mugs ring in time There’s a lantern lit above the stage And tonight the song is mine - #4SONG - Friendly Nellselective
Keys: Friendly Nell, Nell song, play Nell, sing Nell · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: Friendly Nell
Category: Barking Lantern / Tavern Comic Status: complete Tags: comic twist song, implied innuendo, tea joke, tavern story Lantern role: Bawdy Joke Common shorthand: Friendly Nell, Nell song, play Nell, sing Nell Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b464-7115-b638-1c984047a0f8
RP use: Use for playful misdirection, teasing crowds, and letting the audience embarrass itself. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
folk rock, theatrical folk-rock, 108 BPM, male character vocal, acoustic rhythm guitar, light fiddle fills, accordion warmth, hand claps, foot stomps, call-and-response chorus, chant backing, narrative verses, punchy choruses, live room sound, tape saturation, spring reverb, mono brass room, mischievous humor, tavern atmosphereLyrics:
[Verse 1] There’s a girl on Hayward Street, you’ve heard of Friendly Nell Light on late most every night, and business going well Jory said “just one quick stop,” swore he’d not be long Came back laughing, shirt half-buttoned, walking somehow wrong [Chorus] Ask for Nell, ask for Nell Worth your coin and serves you well Ask for Nell, ask for Nell Knows how to fix a swell! [Verse 2] Miller went in sore as sin from hauling half the day Came out rolling both his shoulders, grinning all the way Wouldn’t answer anybody asking what she’d done turned around before the lane and went back for more fun [Chorus] Ask for Nell, ask for Nell Worth your coin and serves you well Ask for Nell, ask for Nell Knows how to fix a swell! [Verse 3] Tom from down the tannery slipped in near closing time Came out wiping at his mouth and swearing she was kind Sat down just enough to breathe and pushed his ale aside Said “I’ll drink it after” with a grin and went straight back inside [Chorus] Ask for Nell, ask for Nell Worth your coin and serves you well Ask for Nell, ask for Nell Knows how to fix a swell! [Verse 4] So I went to see her too and waited like the rest She let me in, sat me down, and treated me as guest Poured me tea and asked me where I’d traveled from that day Spoke a while, then smiled and said “You take good care” and sent me on my way [Final Chorus] Ask for Nell, ask for Nell Worth your coin and serves you well Ask for Nell, ask for Nell Knows how to fix a swell! [Tag] Why's everyone grinning? She just gave me tea. - #5SONG - Honest Workselective
Keys: Honest Work, honest work song, working women song · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: Honest Work
Category: Barking Lantern / Tavern Comic Status: complete Tags: comic tavern song, innuendo, call-and-response, crowd work, bawdy-but-deniable Lantern role: Rowdy Comedy Common shorthand: Honest Work, honest work song, working women song Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b621-7244-8852-24a0f0d42d13
RP use: Use for a loud room that wants comedy, stomping, and plausible deniability. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
rowdy tavern folk, 110–118 BPM, stomping rhythm, call-and-response chorus, male lead vocal with crowd backing, acoustic guitar, fiddle, hand claps, foot stomps, tankard percussion on chorus, verses delivered with earnest mock-sincerity, escalating crowd hollers, spoken bridge with deadpan offense, live tavern ambienceLyrics:
[Verse 1 — The Baker] The baker's girl is up at dawn, got flour on her chest She works it with her hands all day and never takes a rest She pounds it flat, she shapes it round, she slides it in just right And half the town is lined up at her door before first light [Chorus] Honest work! (Honest work!) Somebody's gotta do it when the sun goes down! Honest work! (Honest work!) Hardest-working women in this town! (Crowd: "WORKING WHAT?!") Lead: "Their trades! Gods, what'd you think I meant?" [Verse 2 — The Stablehand] The stablehand knows how to ride, been at it since her teens She'll mount whatever beast you've got and ride it till it screams She grabs the mane and digs her heels, says "steady now, hold still" Ain't a stallion in this county that girl hasn't broke to will [Chorus] Honest work! (Honest work!) Somebody's gotta do it when the sun goes down! Honest work! (Honest work!) Hardest-working women in this town! (Crowd: "HOW HARD?!") Lead: "Very! It's manual labor!" [Verse 3 — The Seamstress] The seamstress takes you to the back and says "drop 'em, let me see" She's measuring your inseam and she's working on her knees She pulls it tight, she threads it wet, says "hold still, almost there" And when she's finished with your trousers you'll be walking pretty rare [Bridge — music drops to single guitar, spoken with mounting indignation] Now I can SEE some of your faces And you ought to be ASHAMED These are HONEST, upstanding women Practicing a TRADE And if your mind went somewhere sinful That says more about YOU Than the poor hardworking ladies Simply doing what they do! [Verse 4 — The Barmaid] Now your barmaid leans across the bar and pours yours nice and slow Bends a little further down than she technically needs to go She says "you look like you could use a hand to get to bed" She means the room upstairs, of course— (beat, dead silence) —what'd you think I said? [Final Chorus — full room, fast, stomping, loud] HONEST WORK! (HONEST WORK!) SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN! HONEST WORK! (HONEST WORK!) HARDEST-WORKING WOMEN IN THIS TOWN! (Crowd, stomping, repeating) HARDEST-WORKING WOMEN IN THIS TOWN! Lead: "Give 'em a raise!" (Crowd: "RAISE WHAT?!") Lead: "Their WAGES! You people are DISGUSTING!" - #6SONG - It Learned the Roadselective
Keys: It Learned the Road, Learned the Road, Road song, the road song · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: It Learned the Road
Category: Barking Lantern / Warnings Status: complete Tags: ominous road warning, uncanny path, travel danger, folk horror Lantern role: Guild Warning Common shorthand: It Learned the Road, Learned the Road, Road song, the road song Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b612-708d-aef2-23646c9dbd8a
RP use: Use for uncanny paths, shifting woods, travel danger, and warnings that people survive by remembering. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
minimalist dark folk, ambient folk, spoken-word intro, intimate duet, female soft lead vocals, restrained male undertone, electric keyboard textures, clean bass guitar, sparse percussion, subtle pulse, plate reverb, tape warmth, narrow dynamic build, moody, cautionary, eerie restraint, 80–90 BPMLyrics:
[Verse 1] The night was dark The wind was cold Don’t trust the trail That leads you home It looked the same Like we were told But something there Had learned the road [Chorus] Stay off the path when it calls your name Not every road is the same If it feels right, then you’re already wrong Some things just learn as you go along [Verse 2] We marked the trees We checked the ground No broken line No missing sound But one by one We turned around And swore the woods Had shifted out [Chorus] Stay off the path when it calls your name Not every road is the same If it feels right, then you’re already wrong Some things just learn as you go along [Bridge] It doesn’t chase It doesn’t run It waits until You think you’ve won It learns your steps It wears them well And walks you somewhere You can’t tell [Final Chorus] Stay off the path when it calls your name Not every road is the same If it feels right, then you’re already wrong Some things just learn as you go along And by the time you finally see It’s walking just like you and me - #7SONG - Nine Tails in Starlightselective
Keys: Nine Tails in Starlight, Nine Tails, Starlight song, nine tails song · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: Nine Tails in Starlight
Category: RP Moment / Gentle Wonder Status: complete Tags: soft wonder song, unseen companion, gentle invocation, emotional scene Lantern role: Quiet Wonder Common shorthand: Nine Tails in Starlight, Nine Tails, Starlight song, nine tails song Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b636-7334-879d-e819a2cbe831
RP use: Use near closing, during emotional quiet, or when music makes room for something fragile, hidden, or only half-real. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
No original Suno style prompt recorded. Treat as soft wonder folk: gentle, intimate, careful, emotionally quiet, with enough stillness for a fragile unseen presence to feel possible.Lyrics:
[Verse 1] Hush now, the room is holding breath Petals pause between life and death Something small in the quiet stays Just out of sight, in softer ways You speak her name like it’s a spark A silver thread through all the dark Not gone, not lost, not make-believe— Some truths are things we choose to see [Pre-Chorus] If I sing where your voice has been Will she follow the echo in? [Chorus] Little light with the starlit fur Step from the space where the unseen were Nine soft tails in a crescent glow If she is real, then let us know Golden eyes in the hidden air If she is yours, then she is there I won’t break what I don’t understand— Just come and rest in her gentle hands [Verse 2] Not every heart is built the same Some hold wonder, some hold flame Some build worlds that don’t depart Even when they leave the dark You kept her safe where none could pry Behind the veil of painted sky But music walks where sight may fail— Through every locked and fragile veil [Pre-Chorus] If she trembles, I’ll soften the sound If she’s lost, let her be found [Chorus] Little light with the starlit fur Step from the hush where the unheard were Nine bright tails like a falling star You don’t have to hide where you are Golden gaze, don’t be afraid No cruel eyes in the song I’ve made I won’t name you a ghost or lie— Just something gentle passing by [Bridge] Ears too wide for a careful world Too soft, too bright, too easily hurled So we dim the room, we slow the air Make a place that is kind to her No staring eyes, no grasping hands Only the hush where wonder stands If she exists in a quieter way— Then let her choose if she will stay [Final Chorus] Little light, if you wish to be More than a dream only she can see Take this song as an open door Not a demand—only something more Nine soft tails in the silver bloom Turn the silence into room And if you never cross that line— She is still real, and she is still mine - #8SONG - One More Verseselective
Keys: One More Verse, One More Verse!, one more verse song, encore song · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: One More Verse
Category: Barking Lantern / Tavern Comic Status: complete Tags: comic bard song, escalating crowd response, innuendo, performance joke Lantern role: Crowd Favorite Common shorthand: One More Verse, One More Verse!, one more verse song, encore song Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b612-7208-9e20-f867835ffbff
RP use: Use when a bard is too good at working a room and the crowd keeps demanding more. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
rowdy tavern folk, 105–120 BPM escalating, stomping rhythm, call-and-response chorus, male lead vocal with crowd backing, fingerpicked acoustic guitar on verses building to full strum, fiddle, accordion, tankard percussion, hand claps, foot stomps, verses smooth and teasing, choruses louder each pass, deliberate suggestive pauses, crowd hollers filling gaps, live tavern ambienceLyrics:
[Verse 1] I learned to play when I was young, my teacher said "be gentle" Said "every instrument's got a spot that makes it sentimental" So I learned the neck, I learned the bridge, I learned to find the tone And the things I do with both my hands— well, best not done alone [Chorus] One more verse! One more verse! Every song just makes it worse! One more verse, pull me in— I swear I'll stop— (Crowd: "NO YOU WON'T!") —so play again! [Verse 2] The merchant's wife was in the front, said "What a lovely ballad" By the second verse her chair crept closer, cheeks a little pallid I said "Ma'am, you're looking flushed, perhaps you oughta breathe?" She said "Stop playing and I'll show you why you shouldn't leave" [Chorus] One more verse! One more verse! Every song just makes it worse! One more verse, hold me there— I swear I'll stop— (Crowd: "NO YOU WON'T!") —I never swore fair! [Verse 3] A soldier tried to keep her cool— arms folded, jaw locked tight But the fiddle found a frequency that loosened her up right Said "Bard, I've broken men in half for less than what you're doing" I said "Then why'd you pull your chair up twice just through the tuning?" [Chorus] [Bridge — slower, nearly whispered, single fingerpicked guitar] See, the trick is in the rhythm… And the pause… before the note… It's the space between the verses Where I really get your— (long, held silence) …attention. (Crowd: groaning, laughing, someone throws something) [Verse 4 — kicks back hard, full band] Now the barmaid's on my knee, the captain's rushed the stage The priest is copying my lyrics on a blessed holy page And every single body here is leaning in a bit Toward the sound of something building that I haven't given— (dead stop) —yet. [Final Chorus — full room, fast, loud, stomping] ONE MORE VERSE! ONE MORE VERSE! EVERY SONG JUST MAKES IT WORSE! ONE MORE VERSE! PULL US IN! WE SWEAR WE'LL STOP— (Crowd: "NO WE WON'T!") —SO PLAY AGAIN! (Crowd repeats, dissolving) PLAY AGAIN! PLAY AGAIN! BEST DAMN BARD WE'VE HAD— (Crowd: "SINCE WHEN?!") Lead: "Since the last one you put through the window!" - #9SONG - Pendulumselective
Keys: Pendulum, the pendulum song, pendulum song · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: Pendulum
Category: Example Song / Dark Folk / Hypnotic Waltz Status: draft / suno-ready Tags: dark folk, hypnotic waltz, pendulum rhythm, intimate vocal, psychological control, cello drone, stripped final verse Lantern role: After-Midnight Dark Folk Common shorthand: Pendulum, the pendulum song, pendulum song Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019e483a-1fdf-7251-911a-4a778902130d
RP use: Use as a dark traveler piece when the room quiets and a performer wants psychological pressure instead of volume. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
Slow hypnotic dark folk waltz, 70 BPM, 3/4 pendulum swing rhythm, solo male vocal, intimate and close, barely above speaking volume building to controlled intensity, single fingerpicked guitar with deliberate space between notes, low cello drone beneath, no percussion until bridge where a single heartbeat drum enters, vocal delivery knowing and gentle, like telling someone a secret about themselves, reverb grows from small room to vast empty hall, final verse voice alone, stripped bare, candlelit confession atmosphere, uncomfortably intimate.Lyrics:
[Verse 1 — gentle, swaying, almost a lullaby] You learned to swing before you learned to speak Found the rhythm hiding in a person's eyes gone weak Counted breaths until they weren't their own Built yourself a throne from every mind you've known [Verse 2] You broke the strong ones first — they taste the best Let the small ones think they'd passed your little test But somewhere past the hundredth shattered will You noticed something sitting very still [Chorus — open, aching, the waltz deepening] Who swings the pendulum when you're alone? Who counts you down from the edge of your throne? You hold the string but you've forgotten how To let somebody hold you So why are you leaning forward now? [Verse 3] I'm not your soldier, not your priest, not prey I'm not the kind of thing that breaks halfway Just a voice that found a door left wide In the only room you thought was locked inside [Bridge — spoken, barely whispered, single heartbeat drum entering] You came here to study me. To find the trick. The mechanism. But you can't dissect a song while it's still playing. And you haven't stopped listening. Have you? [Final Verse — voice alone, no instrument, naked] The pendulum is broken on the floor The chain snapped clean — you felt that, nothing more But here, right now, your walls have gotten thin And you're wondering— Am I already in? [Outro - A single guitar note. Held. Swaying. Fading to nothing.] - #10SONG - Runaway Temposelective
Keys: Runaway Tempo, Tempo, Tempo song, runaway song · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: Runaway Tempo
Category: Example Song / Dark Folk / Adult-coded Performance Status: draft / suno-ready Tags: dark folk, tempo ramp, baritone, control reversal, acceleration, waltz-to-gallop, dead stop Lantern role: Virtuoso Bard Flex Common shorthand: Runaway Tempo, Tempo, Tempo song, runaway song Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019e483a-1b15-70b0-a77f-4c9a55b9b671
RP use: Use for acceleration, pursuit, control slipping away, or a bard showing off with dangerous momentum. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
Dark folk beginning at 60 BPM in 3/4 waltz time, accelerating in stages to 160 BPM by final section, male baritone vocal, intimate and knowing, fingerpicked guitar opens sparse and slow, transitions to aggressive strumming as tempo climbs, percussion enters as a single heartbeat kick, doubles, becomes a driving gallop, each verse measurably faster than the last, bridge is spoken word over racing hand drums, final chorus is breathless, frantic, nearly tripping over itself, abrupt dead stop mid-phrase at peak intensity, close intimate vocal production throughout, feral energy building beneath controlled delivery.Lyrics:
[Verse 1 — 60 BPM, slow, waltz-time, matching her dilation] You like it slow You like the stretch You like to hold the moment at the edge and make it beg So settle in Take all the time You've been running this clock your whole life — what's one more— [Verse 2 — 80 BPM, subtle acceleration, waltz dissolving into 4/4] But the beat just shifted, did you feel it move? Funny how a rhythm finds a deeper groove You were holding steady, you were keeping pace Now your breathing's matching something you can't place [Pre-Chorus — 95 BPM, climbing] You reach for the brake and your hand goes through The tempo's not yours anymore — it's mine And the worst part, darling, the cruelest part? You're starting to like the climb [Chorus — 110 BPM, driving] Faster now — can you keep up? Every beat another rush you can't give back Faster now — there's no slow down You built your throne on borrowed time And I'm taking it back [Verse 3 — 120 BPM, lines shorter, compressed] There it goes — you felt that crest Thought you'd hold it — couldn't — yes Caught your breath? Don't bother, love Here's another — and another — and— [Bridge — 130 BPM, spoken over racing percussion] See, the thing about control Is it only works when someone lets you have it And right now your hands are shaking And you can't remember how to slow this down Because every time you try to stretch the moment I fold it in half And half again And you keep arriving somewhere you weren't ready for [Final Chorus — 150+ BPM, frantic, breathless, barely contained] Faster now — you lost the count Every crest before the last one fades Faster now — no more slow You wanted real? Here's everything at— [Outro - Dead stop. Silence. Nothing.] - #11SONG - The Brewer’s Daughter (Don’t Ask Twice)selective
Keys: The Brewer's Daughter, The Brewer’s Daughter, Brewer's Daughter, Brewer’s Daughter, Don't Ask Twice, Don’t Ask Twice, cellar song · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: The Brewer’s Daughter (Don’t Ask Twice)
Category: Barking Lantern / Tavern Comic Status: complete Tags: bawdy tavern ballad, crowd calls, brewer/cellar imagery Lantern role: Bawdy Tavern Classic Common shorthand: The Brewer's Daughter, The Brewer’s Daughter, Brewer's Daughter, Brewer’s Daughter, Don't Ask Twice, Don’t Ask Twice, cellar song Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019e483a-1258-722c-86ba-dd189199c549
RP use: Use for festival nights, bawdy crowd energy, and a tavern classic that regulars already know. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
rowdy tavern folk, upbeat 110–120 BPM, stomping rhythm, call-and-response chorus, male lead vocal with crowd backing, acoustic guitar, fiddle, accordion, tankard percussion, hand claps, foot stomps, lively tempo, playful energy, cheeky tone, suggestive humor, slightly sloppy group vocals, live tavern ambienceLyrics:
[Verse 1] Oh the brewer had a daughter with a smile so sweet and wide Kept the cellar locked up tight and all the barrels kept inside But the key was always missing when the moon was hanging low And the boys all swore they heard her say “well… are you coming or no?” [Chorus] Hey! Don’t ask twice, just roll the dice If she’s pouring, take the price! Hey! Fill your cup and mind your tongue Or you’ll wake up missing one! (Crowd: “MISSING WHAT?”) Lead: “Don’t worry ‘bout it, drink your ale!” --- [Verse 2] Well the blacksmith tried his luck one night, said “I can take the heat” Came back out at half past two with no shoes upon his feet Said the fire burned much hotter in a way he couldn’t tell And the brewer just kept laughing like he knew it all too well [Chorus] Hey! Don’t ask twice, just roll the dice If she’s pouring, take the price! Hey! Fill your cup and hold on tight You might not walk out right! (Crowd: “WHAT’S THAT MEAN?”) Lead: “Means you’ll remember it tonight!” --- [Verse 3] Now a priest once came to bless the place and drive the sin away Left his robes behind the door and never came back next day Said he found a different calling in the bottom of a cup And the daughter just kept smiling as she slowly filled it up [Chorus] Hey! Don’t ask twice, just roll the dice If she’s pouring, take the price! Hey! Say your prayers or say her name Either way it’s all the same! --- [Bridge - slower, teasing] Now some say it’s magic… Some say it’s the brew… Some say it’s the way she looks When she’s looking straight at you… --- [Final Chorus - loud, fast] HEY! Don’t ask twice, just roll the dice! If she’s pouring, take the price! HEY! Raise it high and drink it down! Best bad choices in this town! (Crowd repeat) BEST BAD CHOICES IN THIS TOWN! - #12SONG - The Maid with the Tailselective
Keys: The Maid with the Tail, Maid with the Tail, tail song, maid tail song, Pip song · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: The Maid with the Tail
Category: Barking Lantern / Tavern Comic Status: complete Tags: beastkin tavern song, Pip-adjacent, flirtation, call-and-response Lantern role: Pip Trouble Common shorthand: The Maid with the Tail, Maid with the Tail, tail song, maid tail song, Pip song Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019de3b5-b5b1-7302-a2fa-196d1d461230
RP use: Use for playful danger, beastkin charm, Pip-adjacent teasing, or a room heckling a bard. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
theatrical folk-rock, comedy rock, spoken-word intro, call and response, pub chorus, 6/8 march, accordion stabs, fiddle double stops, acoustic guitar strums, honky-tonk piano, stomp claps, snare backbeat, brass fanfare, tape saturation, spring reverb, mono room mic, midtempo, rowdy mischiefLyrics:
[Verse 1] Now I came in just to play a tune Keep my head and leave by noon But a wagging tail and a sideways grin Said “bard, you’re not leavin’ sober again” She leaned in close said “sing it loud” I said “that depends on the kind of crowd” She said “this lot? they bite, they bark—” I said “good, I prefer a dangerous start” [Pre-Chorus] Now I’ve walked through woods that learned my name And I’ve danced with things that ain’t quite tame But I swear by lute and battered ale— Nothing’s worse than a tavern tail [Chorus - Call & Response] (Lead) Oh the maid with the tail by the bar tonight— (Crowd) HEY! (Lead) Swears she only bites when the mood is right— (Crowd) HEY! (Lead) Says “come a bit closer, I don’t bite hard—” (Crowd) THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY, BARD! [Verse 2] She brushed my leg—now that’s not fair I’m a working man with a craft to care But the crowd leaned in and the drinks ran deep And someone yelled “BARD DON’T YOU DARE GO WEAK” I said “I’ve faced worse than a pretty face” She said “oh have you now? then match my pace” One step forward, two step back— And suddenly I’m leading a howlin’ pack [Pre-Chorus] Now I’ve held my ground on a cursed old road Where the trees all shift and the shadows flowed But I’ll tell you true with no detail— I nearly lost to a wagging tail [Chorus - Call & Response] (Lead) Oh the maid with the tail by the firelight— (Crowd) HEY! (Lead) Says she’ll steal your coin and your heart outright— (Crowd) HEY! (Lead) Says “just one more drink and you’re mine, dear bard—” (Crowd) YOU’RE IN TOO DEEP NOW, BARD! [Bridge] Now listen close, I’ll give advice— If she smiles once, don’t roll the dice If she smiles twice, you’re halfway gone— If she laughs? …well, friend, you won’t last long [Break - Spoken] (Pause, quieter) Now I’m not sayin’ names… …but Pip, if you’re listenin’— [Final Chorus - BIG] (Lead) Oh the maid with the tail who stole my night— (Crowd) HEY! (Lead) Had me singin’ wrong but it felt so right— (Crowd) HEY! (Lead) If I vanish come mornin’, don’t search too hard— (Crowd) HE DIED A HAPPY MAN, BARD! [Outro] So raise your glass and heed this tale— Fear the woods… but more? the tail - #13SONG - The Night's Not Meant for You, My Friendsselective
Keys: The Night's Not Meant for You, My Friends, The Nights Not Meant for you, My friends, Night's Not Meant, not meant for you, closing song, send-off song · Secondary: play, perform, sing, sings, sang, song, songs, request, requests, requested, hum, hums, hummed, start, starts, started, strum, strums, lyrics, chorus, verse, set, stage, bard, songboard
Songbook Entry: The Night's Not Meant for You, My Friends
Category: Barking Lantern / Tavern Comic Status: complete Tags: polite expulsion song, ladies-night setup, comic warning, innuendo Lantern role: Polite Send-Off Common shorthand: The Night's Not Meant for You, My Friends, The Nights Not Meant for you, My friends, Night's Not Meant, not meant for you, closing song, send-off song Audio link: https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/019e483a-1798-7047-8da9-c2e445100a06
RP use: Use when a tavern, club, or private gathering is clearing out the wrong audience with a smile. Treat this as an in-world cultural artifact. Quote short fragments, describe where it is heard, show NPC reactions, or use the lyrics during an actual performance/listening scene. Do not automatically dump the whole lyric block just because the title is mentioned.
Style prompt:
Comedic medieval bard tavern song, upbeat and playful, charismatic male vocals with a mischievous tone, lute and fiddle instrumentation, tavern claps and hand drum, crowd interaction energy, gradually escalating from light humor to suggestive teasing, playful but persuasive, sounds like a live tavern performance convincing patrons to leave in a fun wayLyrics:
[Verse 1] Oh gather round, good sirs with mugs held high, You’ve drunk the dusk and chased the daylight dry, But lend an ear before you settle in— Tonight’s a tale where you don’t quite win. There’s whispers in the rafters, soft and low, A certain kind of show about to grow, And though I love your coins and company— This one’s not your cup of tea. [Chorus] So drink up fast, be merry, pay your due, There’s a different kind of crowd about to come through, And while you’re fine and bold and brave and true— This night’s not meant for you, my friends, not you. [Verse 2] The door will creak with laughter, sharp and bright, Boot heels and silk and mischief in the night, And conversations frank, shall we say, Might chase a modest soul away. There’ll be no swords, no dice, no trader’s schemes, Just older jokes and very vivid dreams, And songs that make a bishop lose his hat— You don’t want to sit through that. [Chorus] So finish strong, don’t linger, don’t be slow, There’s places you can be, best off you go, No shame in fleeing what you can’t construe— This night’s not meant for you, my friends, not you. [Bridge] Now I’ve been warned to keep this somewhat vague, But let me say this isn’t for the stage, Not for the lads who blush at half a joke, Or choke when buttons come uncloaked. And should you stay, ignore what I imply, You’ll hear things you can’t ever quite un-hear in life, And trust me when I tell you with a grin— You won’t know where to look or begin. [Final Chorus] So off you go, with dignity intact, Pretend you’ve urgent, manly business packed, We’ll keep your secrets, you keep ours too— This night’s not meant for you. Not for you.
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