The Barbarian (Dungeon Soup)

The Barbarian is the main protagonist of the Dungeons & Dragons parody Chaotic Good Barbarian, created by Dungeon Soup. He is a legendary hero, an unstoppable force of nature that no monster has been able to oppose.

The Barbarian has a comically wide and muscular build with a thick neck. His neutral face expression pulls his lips back, showing off his teeth and gums. With long reddish brown hair and a silver headband with a blue gem in the center, called the Headband of Intellect. He wears a Werebear fur cloak and tooth Necklace of Wisdom over his shirtless torso. His arms are protected by his Bracers of Defense. Under his loincloth he wears demon tiger undies. On his back he wears the Lich King, limbless and his tongue removed, with a sharpened wooden pole driven through his body and out of his mouth. He wears him as a wriggling trophy, cutting off his limbs every day as he regenerates.

The Barbarian has a calm and stoic demeanor. He usually speaks in a monotone and dull voice, unless enjoying his torment of evil creatures too much, his sadism bringing out a threatening tone. Unlike other barbarians with a berserker class, he is an enlightened barbarian, serene and unrustled by the atrocities he commits against the forces of evil. The Barbarian is a formidable hero, who enjoys toying with monsters and turning them into his playthings. He has an incredibly sadistic nature when dealing with monsters. After defeating the Lich King, who would regenerate from his wounds, he decided to cut off his limbs every day and carry him on his back as a trophy, a sharpened pole sticking out of his mouth. When asked by his friend Kevin, he simply referred to the monster as his pet lizard. He is willing to help those in need. When meeting Kevin the Paladin, who was unable to punish an orc due to his oath against murder, he was happy to teach him of ways that don't require killing at all, showing Kevin how to maim and burn the orc while keeping him alive with healing spells. He enjoys a good glass of milk, stating it’s good for your bones. He is completely unstoppable, unharmed by any known monster, magic, or weapon. An incredibly powerful blade enchanted with every spell known simply shattered after a single strike. A banshee was unable to move him after taking possession of his body, trapping herself. Not even a voodoo doll of him being twisted could harm him, as he didn't so much as flinch as his bone broke or his neck was twisted. He was even able to move the voodoo doll himself, making the doll tear off the face of the warlock who created it.

He respects the good people he encounters on his adventures, such as rescuing a princess and returning her to her father. He also helps teach a weaker adventurer how to get revenge on a monster.