The Adventure Zone

Taako:Why are you driving? Why not me. Magnus:I have a proficiency in vehicles. Taako:WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? It's the road to haverdale! Your not gonna hit a FUCKING RAMP! Magnus:Trust me if the Law hassles us I'm the guy you want at the front of the wagon, But look if you want to drive SO BAD i might let you spell me the next time the dwarf has to stop for a pee break. Taako:HELL no! I got stiff to do. I've read the Books, Adventurers are supposed to like, forage for food and Shit,. Bor-r-r-ring! No, thank you not for Taako, Magnus:I agree F that S! Taako:so I'm looking for something to eat on this barge what are YOU doing Merle Merle:im studying my cantrips, Magnus:just say masturbating we get it Merle:I happen to be deep in THOUGHT!! Magnus:"don't come in mom I'm studying my cantrips Magnus says while doing a shrug