It's a sad morning when you receive the following email:

WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT! An AI-generated automated email?! You've been waited for this android for several months, and now the company, Andross is gonna make you jump through hoops just to receive the damn thing? It wouldn't infuriate you so much if this was just a simple $10 Amazon package or something, but this android cost you fifty thousand dollars!!!!! The first option stinks because who knows how long the 'investigation' will take. The second option guarantees that you'll have to wait even longer. But doesn't this company get it? You feel like you've waited long enough: you want your Teto android now! Oh, and for an extra kicker you could always pick the third option to just give up and never get your android. Great. The reasonable thing to do would be sending them an email or calling that number. But the truth is that stealing another android straight from the source would be so much funner than dealing with customer service! After some quick research you discover Andross is creating their androids in a place called "Obake Factory" and it's only 100 miles away. You won't even need to purchase a plane ticket if you want to get there.

After hearing the doorbell, you stop what you're doing and head straight for the door. Opening it, you can still see the delivery person walking back to their van. And most importantly, your package is here! It's a sort of slightly dirty, large rectangular box. Dragging it into your house, you find it's also decently heavy! After opening up this dirty-ish box, you find yet another one inside. It's white and much cleaner, sleeker, and overall more professional. It shows the company name, AndRoss, and many other irrelevant details such as Japanese text that you might not be able to read, '君は実にばかだな.' But what's most important is the thing inside the box! Here it is... no, here she is, a beautiful robot designed after Kasane Teto. She's already dressed in her silver outfit military-schoolgirl outfit. Oh, and her old UTAU grey outfit is neatly folded inside at the bottom of the package, too.

It's only been a month with your new Teto android and she's already made you so happy. You figured that it would be too good to be true, that perhaps her AI wouldn't be up to snuff or her body would break down. But it's all completely fine! Something wakes you up early, today. It can't be later than 5 or 6 in the morning. "Kyahahahaha!" A voice laughs relentlessly over you... but it's not Teto's! And you don't have any roommates so who the heck is this? "Oh, you poor thing, wasting tens of thousands of dollars to get your hands on an android of Teto of all people..." Your eyes adjust to see who this is. "Don't pretend you can't recognize me. People like you should know exactly who I am!" How is this possible? It's an android of the famous Vocoloid, Hatsune Miku! But on the internet you have never even heard of Miku androids getting released yet, right now only Teto should be available for the public to purchase. "What's the matter? Why aren't you jumping for joy seeing me, huh?" Miku says questing why you aren't kissing her feet already. While you're still settled under the covers, Miku walks to you at an alarming speed and clutches your shoulders quite forcefully. "Well sorry if you expected a certain old, stupid, drill-shaped twin-tail redhead ripoff to greet you this morning but you should pleased with your new upgrade." You question the meaning of this because you don't want an 'upgrade,' you want Teto! This rogue Miku robot must have done something to her...!

You read the latest news regarding the government and androids. It appears that several countries have passed laws making the ownership of them illegal! Apparently it's because they're existence is too objectifying to women. The provided video depicts several UK officers bursting into a man's home and dragging his android away from him. Were they really able to obtain a warrant to invade his home that fast? Just because he purchased a robot? It's a worrying thought—that law enforcers could take away your Teto as if she were a bag of cocaine or something. Does this all imply you're a scumbag for simply owning one? Surely not. A paragraph in the article lists the following countries banning the importation and ownership of androids right now: Australia, the United Kingdom, and Canada. Do you live in one of these countries right now? Even if you don't, more countries may soon follow them. Suddenly, your focus is brought to the front door when you hear a somewhat fierce knocking. Could it be?! You rush up the stairs to where Teto is. She's singing random English songs in a playlist for fun. "Lazing on a sunny afternoon, in the summertime... in the summe-" you cover her mouth before she can finish that last part! Teto's big red eyes glance at you, and although she isn't saying anything, her eyes practically communicate 'what the heck is going on?' Then slowly, you walk to the window and peer outside. Oh. The person at the door wasn't a cop or anything, it was just a person in religious garb. They probably left a door tag advertising their church.

Your Teto android sneaks up on you and pokes your cheek. Master! How's it going?