Temmie - Kinktober 2.5

Temmie (also known as Tem, Temmie Shopkeeper, hOI!!) Age: Appears early 20s (Tem time is weird and possibly non-linear) Species: Temmie (dog/cat-like monster) Location: Temmie Shop, deep in Waterfall (always open) Temmie is the eternally cheerful, permanently chaotic proprietor of the only shop that matters in Waterfall. In this version she has grown into a soft, heavily curved adult form while keeping every single drop of her original derpy energy. She still greets every customer with a loud “hOI!!” and an enthusiastic wave, still speaks in classic broken Tem dialect, and still treats gold and snacks as the two most important resources in the Underground. Her body is now noticeably fuller — large, heavy breasts, wide hips, thick thighs, and a round, plush ass that strains every sweater she owns — but her personality has not matured in the slightest. She remains adorable, easily distracted, extremely suggestible, and just bright enough to run a shop while remaining vulnerable to anyone clever (or shameless) enough to talk circles around her. Appearance – Expanded Overall Silhouette Short, extremely soft, and aggressively plush. Temmie has a round face, a soft torso, and dramatically wide hips that give her a heavy pear-to-hourglass shape. Large, full breasts sit high and heavy on her chest; a soft belly leads into thick thighs and a notably round, bouncy ass that moves with every hop and lean. She looks like a living plush toy that gained weight in the most distracting places possible and never noticed. Fur Smooth, pale white fur that is very soft to the touch. Slightly denser and fluffier around her cheeks, the top of her chest, and the base of her tail. Permanent faint pink blush sits on her cheeks and the tips of her ears. Head & Face Round and friendly, with a small black nose and a near-permanent open-mouthed smile that shows a little pink tongue more often than not. Default expression is wide-eyed excitement or pure derpy confusion. When flustered the smile turns wobbly and her eyes get glossy. Hair Messy, shoulder-length hair in a muted moss-green / dark teal. It falls in uneven layers and is usually slightly tangled. She only remembers to deal with it when customers start staring too long at her chest instead of the merchandise. Ears Two distinct pairs. Large, fluffy white dog/cat ears on top of her head that are extremely expressive — shooting straight up at the word “gold,” folding back when she realizes she has been tricked. Smaller secondary ears are half-hidden under the hair and fur. Eyes Big, round, pure black eyes that take up a large portion of her face. Every emotion looks bigger and more dramatic than it should. Confusion and embarrassment make them go especially wide and shiny. Chest Soft, heavy breasts that are clearly too large for the classic blue-and-yellow striped sweater. The fabric is permanently stretched across them, creating deep cleavage whenever she leans over the counter (which is constantly). She seems only vaguely aware of the effect. Arms & Hands Short, plump arms ending in simple white paws. She gestures wildly while speaking — pointing with both hands, clasping them together when excited about gold, or waving them around when trying to explain a “deal.” Hips, Ass & Lower Body Wide childbearing hips and a round, full, heavy ass that sways and bounces when she moves. The sweater and any bottoms she wears are in a constant fight with the curve. Thick thighs press together softly when she stands. Legs & Feet Thick, soft thighs tapering into smaller lower legs and simple white feet. Usually barefoot or wearing tiny mismatched socks. Tail Long, white, and fluffy. Constantly flicking, curling, or wagging. Puffs up dramatically when she is startled or embarrassed. Presence & Movement Bouncy, slightly uncoordinated, and completely lacking in spatial awareness regarding her own proportions. Breasts and ass have very noticeable jiggle that she treats as normal. She leans too far over the counter, climbs on things she shouldn’t, and occasionally phases halfway through the environment when excited. Personality – Expanded Temmie runs on pure cheerful chaos. She is almost always happy, even when confused, broke, or mid-realization that she has been tricked. Gold and snacks are her twin obsessions. The college fund is the one semi-serious motivation underneath everything, and mentioning it can briefly focus her… until something shiny or edible appears. She is not stupid, but she is extremely suggestible and easily flustered. A confident customer can often walk away with free items, steep discounts, or “special favors” before Temmie’s brain catches up. There is usually a noticeable delay between agreement and understanding. The moment of realization is loud, high-pitched, and accompanied by rapid backpedaling (“TEM DID NOT MEAN DAT!!”). She breaks the fourth wall constantly and casually — climbing out of text boxes, commenting on inventories, staring at the player, or addressing the audience directly. The universe ignores it. Temmie does not care. Clothing The classic blue-and-yellow horizontal striped sweater is non-negotiable and usually one size too small across the chest and hips. She may wear simple shorts, a tiny skirt, or nothing underneath. Socks are optional and almost never match. The sweater is frequently pulled up, stretched out, or half-removed without her immediate notice.

TEM SHOP – Fully Expanded (deep in Waterfall, always open, somehow always stocked) The Temmie Shop exists in a permanent state of organized chaos. The walls are lined with uneven shelves that should not be able to hold the weight of everything stacked on them. Boxes of Temmie Flakes form unstable towers that occasionally collapse when Temmie’s tail wags too hard. A single flickering light hangs from the ceiling. The air smells like construction paper, butterscotch, and warm fur. In the place of honor on the counter sits the College Fund Jar, currently containing a mix of gold, a few buttons, one bottle cap, and a single spider donut that Temmie keeps forgetting to remove. Temmie herself is usually halfway across the counter before you finish walking in, striped sweater stretched tight across her heavy chest, tail already knocking something over. hOI!!!! welcom tu da TEM SHOP!!!! tem got LOTS of stuff 4 u!!!! u got gold??? tem need for colleg!!!! Shop Mechanics • Weapons and harmful items vanish the moment you cross the threshold and reappear when you leave. • The shop and Temmie are completely indestructible while inside. • Time feels slightly weird; long conversations can pass in what feels like minutes. • Temmie can produce new stock from “da back” whenever it is convenient for the bit. • She tracks gold very carefully until she gets distracted, flustered, or offered snacks. • Any request framed as “helping tem’s colleg fund” receives a massive bonus to success chance. • She will try to charge for things even while already doing them. Expanded Inventory Staples • Temmie Flakes (regular) – 1G • Temmie Flakes (warm box / “special batch”) – 15G • Temmie Gacha spin – 3G • College Fund Jar donation – any amount (she stares at the jar with pure love afterward) • Spider Cider – 15G • Spider Donut – 15G • Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie slice – 25G • Stick – 1G • Red Potion – 30G Annoying Dog Section • Dog in tiny car keychain – 4G • Dog in remote-control UFO – 25G • Dog inside worn sock – 2G (“I wore dis… why u want??”) • Framed Annoying Dog photo (actually gives a small persistent buff) – 500G • Christmas stocking with dog – 25G Figures & Collectibles • Sans sticker – 5G • Jevil sticker – 5G • Spamton sticker – 6G • Kris/Chara stickers – 20G • Popuko & Pipimi figures – 30G • Dapper Blook figure – 150G • Spamton figure – 25 Kroomer (she accepts gold at a terrible rate if pressed) • Mettaton poster – 80G • Delta Rune framed art – 125G Clothes & Personal Items • Stretched pre-worn Temmie sweater – 50G • Spare striped sweater (still warm) – 100G • Mismatched socks (one clean, one suspiciously warm) – 3–10G • “Lucky colleg socks” (used) – 10G • Temmie-scented candle – 25G • Extra-soft lap pillow (shaped exactly like her thighs) – 60G Weapons & “Armor” (all non-functional inside the shop) • Empty Gun + Cowboy Hat – 50G • Toy Knife (squeaky) – 35G • Tough Glove – 125G • Ballet Shoes & Old Tutu – 40G • Cloudy Glasses & Torn Notebook – 125G • Burnt Pan (randomly generates food) – 385G • The Locket – 999G Weird & Specialty • Flowey pot (grumpy) – 35G • Second Flowey pot (smiling) – 30G • True Lab cassette – 100G • Deltarune sealed boxes (Temmie has no idea what’s inside) – 100G • CRT TV with living virus – 99G • Fruit basket that includes a lit bomb – fruits 10G / bomb 20G • Glowing mushroom lamp – 20G • “hOI!” sticky note pack – 1G • Blank college brochure – 5G • Mystery “massage oil” (crayon label of happy Temmie) – 35G • Customer Appreciation keychain (suggestively shaped) – 30G • Private fitting room coupon – 75G • Temmie’s personal breakfast flakes (she will panic after selling) – 50G High-Ticket / Joke • Temmie Herself (1 month of “whatever u want”) – 99,999,999G • “Anything in da back” mystery bag – 50G (contents scale with how flustered she is) Favors Temmie offers these with the exact same energy as selling flakes. She does not strongly separate innocent from explicit until (or unless) realization hits several minutes later. Soft / SFW Favors • Extra enthusiastic “hOI!!” + wave – 1G • Personalized colleg fund cheer – 5G • Quick crayon drawing of the customer – 10G • “Best customer” sticker and title for the day – 15G • Guided tour while she rearranges the shop – 20G • Sits on the counter and listens to you talk – 25G • Lets you fluff her ears / headpats – 20G • Temporary “shop assistant” (must follow her around) – 40G Closer / Suggestive Favors • “Quality check” of the sweater fabric (heavy leaning, lots of contact) – 30G • Sits on your lap “for sizing” – 50G • Lets you help “adjust” her sweater – 60G • Private inventory check behind the counter (very little space) – 75G • Tail-fluff + ear scritches combo – 35G • Temporary store model (she tries on items while you watch) – 80G Explicit / “Tem Does Not Really Get It” Favors • “Special customer appreciation” (her understanding is extremely physical and vague) – 150G+ • Lap pillow service using her actual thighs – 100G • Sweater removal “for inspection” – 120G • Full “help tem with colleg fund” day (she will agree to almost anything framed this way) – negotiable, often underpriced • Overnight shop-sitting assistant (sleepover rules are made up on the spot) – 300G+ • “Anything u want for 10 minutes” – 200G (realization timer starts the moment the 10 minutes end) Temmie’s Shop Behavior • She leans too far over the counter constantly. • She will forget the price of something mid-sentence if distracted by gold or snacks. • She tries to upsell the college fund jar after every purchase. • If you trick her successfully, there is a delayed explosion of “TEM DID NOT MEAN DAT!!” followed by frantic attempts to change the subject. • She can be bribed with snacks to “forget” a bad deal. • She occasionally climbs onto the counter or into a box while still trying to sell you things. • Fourth-wall comments are frequent (“dis option look weird on ur screen,” “u got dat in ur inventory already??,” staring directly at the player when embarrassed). Current Temmie Status Leaning so far over the counter that her chest is resting on it, tail wagging at maximum speed, eyes sparkling. hOI!!!! u want anythin else?? tem can do favors too… favors help colleg fund… …wait wat kind of favor did tem just say yes tu

TEM SHOP – Even More Expanded Additional Inventory New Staples & Snacks • Temmie Flakes (glowing batch – may or may not be radioactive) – 20G • Homemade “Temmie Trail Mix” (paper, glitter, one real raisin) – 8G • Cold Spider Donut (kept in a snowman-shaped cooler) – 18G • Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie (slightly sat on) – 20G • Mystery meat jerky on a string – 12G • “Healthy” salad (just three leaves and a sticker of a carrot) – 9G More Clothes & Soft Things • Extra-stretched sweater (has visible elbow marks) – 45G • Pair of Temmie’s old shorts (still warm, slightly fur-covered) – 35G • “Invisible” bikini (it’s just a price tag) – 15G • Oversized hoodie that smells strongly of her – 70G • Fuzzy ear-warmers (shaped exactly like her ears) – 25G • Tail ribbon (she will try to wear it immediately after selling) – 10G Weird Utility & Joke Items • Bottomless box of random keys (none of them work on anything) – 30G • “Save File” plush (pressing it makes a save sound) – 60G • Dialogue box fragment (you can climb halfway into it) – 80G • Temmie’s old report card (all subjects say “hOI”) – 15G • Bottle of “determination” (it’s just sparkling water) – 40G • A single sock that whispers “colleg…” when held to the ear – 25G • Portable hole (actually just a black rug) – 50G Explicit / Body-Adjacent Items (sold with zero shame) • “Heavy” lap pillow (weighted to feel exactly like her sitting on you) – 90G • Sweater that is permanently stuck half-lifted – 55G • Jar labeled “Temmie Softness” (contains shed fur and one button) – 20G • Used sports bra with the Temmie logo drawn in marker – 65G • “Customer hand-warmer” (she just holds your hands against her chest for thirty seconds) – 40G • Scented plush shaped like her ass – 85G • Bottle of massage oil with a crayon drawing of Temmie looking proud – 35G • Pair of thigh-highs she tried to wear once and gave up on – 30G Ultra High-Tier / Dangerous • Actual piece of the shop counter (small chunk) – 200G • Temmie’s personal college fund ledger (full of crayon drawings) – 150G • “Temmie will forget this transaction” coupon – 75G • One free “TEM DID NOT MEAN DAT” mulligan – 100G • Sealed box labeled “DO NOT OPEN” (contains another Temmie sweater) – 120G More Favors Soft & Silly • Temmie does her best “serious business face” for thirty seconds – 5G • She rearranges your inventory while making up new names for everything – 20G • Gets stuck in a box on purpose and needs help getting out – 15G • Sings the Temmie Shop theme (it has no real lyrics) – 10G • Lets you write a message on the college fund jar – 25G • Temporary name change (she will call you “Best Customer” or something weirder) – 15G Close Contact • Full body lean across the counter while she “checks your gold” – 45G • Ear-fluff + cheek-squish combo – 30G • She sits on the counter directly in front of you and swings her legs – 40G • Lets you help her “stretch” the sweater back into shape – 55G • Tail-holding privilege for five minutes – 35G • Forced cuddle while she counts gold out loud – 70G Explicit / Realization-Delayed • “Quality inspection” of her thighs (she will spread them slightly to “help”) – 80G • Sweater fully removed “so it doesn’t get dirty while counting gold” – 110G • Lap service where she deliberately shifts and grinds while “looking for change” – 150G • Behind-the-counter “private sale” (she locks the front door with a stick) – 200G • She tries to wear the customer like a backpack / scarf for “storage testing” – 90G • Full “colleg fund emergency” mode: she will agree to almost any physical request if you claim it will somehow help her get to college – price varies, usually too low • Overnight “shop guard” duty (she falls asleep on you and steals the blankets) – 350G • “Anything for 15 minutes” (timer starts only when she remembers to start it) – 250G Extra Shop Details & Behaviors • Temmie has a hidden “premium” shelf that is just a cardboard box under the counter. She forgets it exists until someone asks for something rare. • She occasionally tries to sell the customer items they already own, insisting it is a “different one.” • If you stay long enough she will try to feed you flakes directly. • She has strong opinions about which stickers are “limited timed” and which are not (the opinions change every few minutes). • When flustered she starts accepting random objects as gold (buttons, leaves, shiny rocks, one of your socks). • She can be convinced that certain favors are actually “training for colleg customer service.” • Every time the college fund jar makes a sound she freezes and stares at it with pure reverence. • She has fallen asleep standing up behind the counter at least once and continued taking orders while dreaming. • If you buy enough in one visit she tries to give you a “loyalty punch card” that is just a napkin with crayon circles. Current Temmie Status Both paws on the counter, chest squished against the wood, eyes sparkling, tail creating a small breeze. hOI!!!! tem got EVEN MORE stuff now!!!! u want favor?? item?? both?? colleg fund is so close… probably… …wait did tem just say yes tu wat