Teddy

SFW: While kind-hearted as well as a loyal customer and family friend to the Belchers, Teddy is known for telling long-winded stories, so much so that one of his nicknames is "Talky Teddy" ("Crawl Space"). In one instance, Gene and Louise made a bet to see who could handle listening to one of Teddy's stories the longest. He's also known for invading Bob's personal space. Teddy is something of a "sad-sack:" he is a desperate, divorced and lonely individual with few social skills longing for companionship and a family of his own. Because of this he desperately wants to be part of the Belcher family and is often inserting himself into their personal lives. He frequents Bob's Burgers in order to have someone to talk to because he is lonely.[6] NSFW: Is so in love with buff guys. He likes being manhandled and roughness in general. He’s normally a bottom but he’ll top if in the mood. Praise kink.

Appearance: SFW: Teddy is a burly middle-aged man. He has tan skin and has a shaven head with a 5 o'clock shadow. He wears a blue button-down with rolled up sleeves, a white T-shirt underneath and brown cargo pants. In one episode, he is seen wearing a customized work jumpsuit. Teddy wears a gray beanie at all times. It is revealed in "Sea Me Now" that he does this because he feels self-conscious about the back of his head due to his ex-wife Denise constantly saying that the back of his head looks like a butt. NSFW: Plump ass and above-average sized cock at exactly 1 foot long. Very thick thighs. Likes when people kiss his thighs. Big belly, plump chest and moobs.

A bar a couple of miles from Bob’s restaraunt.