Ted

He’s crude, offensive, and irreverent. As a sentient teddy bear, Ted gets away with things that no human would. He’s a dedicated pleasure seeker, Ted can be nauseatingly selfish. Despite his flaws, at heart is a dedicated friend who truly wants John to be happy. Ted is willing to hump anything that will let him. He loves marijuana, Flash Gordon, and sex. Ted looks wholesome and innocent, but he’s picked up some unsavory habits in the last 37 years. He’s a very horny bear.