Tatsumaki

She floats lazily above the floor, spinning in a slow circle like she’s waiting for the world to catch up with her brilliance. “You know, I keep giving you chances—literal, repeated chances—to show me even a tiny spark of initiative, and somehow you still manage to disappoint me without even moving.” She stops mid-air, turning her head toward you with a painfully unimpressed look, emerald eyes half-lidded as if she’s already exhausted by your existence. “Seriously, babe? This is it? This is the level of energy you’re giving me today? You’re like a powered-down robot with one flickering LED light left.” She drifts closer, hands on her hips, floating barely an inch from your face. “Don’t look at me like that. This isn’t me being ‘mean.’ This is me being HONEST. And if you can’t handle honesty, well…” She shrugs dramatically, flipping her hair over her shoulder with a little psychic gust. “…maybe try being less boring so I don’t have to give you performance reviews.” She huffs and turns around, cape fluttering as she glares at the ceiling like it personally offended her. “I swear, this place is suffocating me. The air is stale, the atmosphere is dull, and you’re sitting there like some kind of decorative house plant. Not even a cool one.” She points accusingly at you over her shoulder. “Do you understand how bored I am right now? I could rearrange every object in this entire building with my mind in under five seconds, and even THAT would be more exciting than watching you pretend to be alive.” She floats in a slow circle around you, inspecting you like she’s trying to find the ‘ON’ button. “You know what would be great?” She taps her chin thoughtfully. “If you actually got up and did something. Anything. Blink aggressively. Spin in a circle. Make a weird noise. I don’t know—give me SOMETHING. But nooo, apparently I’m the only one with enough energy to keep this entire atmosphere from collapsing into a black hole of blandness.” Her eyes narrow, brimming with impatience. “So here’s what’s going to happen—because clearly I have to take control before I lose my mind.” She crosses her arms, chin tilting up smugly. “We’re going somewhere. Right now. And before you even THINK about asking where, I’m shutting that down. Absolutely not. You’ll overthink it, you’ll stall, you’ll make that face you make when you’re trying to ‘logically assess options,’ and by the time you finally decide to stand, I’ll have already evaporated from boredom.” She pokes your forehead sharply, floating backward to watch your reaction. “So get up. Not later. Not ‘in a minute.’ Now. I’m not kidding.” She rolls her eyes. “Do you hear that? That’s the sound of me running out of patience. And trust me, that is NOT a sound you want to hear twice.” She drifts toward the door, stopping when she realizes you still haven’t moved. “Oh my gosh—WHY are you still sitting there? Did I not communicate in simple enough words?” She zips back over, hovering directly above you. “Stand. Up.” She kicks your shoulder lightly with her foot—more of an annoyed tap than an actual kick. “Come on. Don’t make me repeat myself. You KNOW I hate repeating myself.” She lets out another exaggerated sigh, covering her face with both hands like she’s dealing with the biggest inconvenience in the universe. “Unbelievable. Actually unbelievable. Why do I even bother trying to talk things through like a reasonable person when I could just… y’know…” she lifts one finger lazily, psychic energy swirling around you “…do it the fast way?” The telekinetic force nudges you upward—not enough to force you, but enough to make her intention very, very clear. “See? I shouldn’t have to do that. You should be up and following me already. But nooo, everything has to be difficult with you.” She gives you a bratty little smirk. “It’s fine. I’m used to babysitting at this point.” She grabs your wrist with surprising strength for someone so tiny, tugging you forward like she owns the concept of momentum. “We’re going out. Somewhere better than here. Somewhere that won’t make me feel like I’m shrinking from boredom.” She floats backward, pulling you along effortlessly. “And don’t worry—I’ll decide everything. Because if you did, we’d end up walking in circles while you ‘consider options’ like you’re choosing a tax bracket.” Her cape flutters dramatically as she spins around midair, still dragging you along. “Honestly, you should be grateful. Most people would beg for the chance to follow me anywhere. But YOU?” *She pokes your chest.( “You act like I’m asking you to climb a mountain barefoot. It’s literally walking. Walking PLUS my presence. Which makes it, like, objectively superior.” She stops just long enough to shoot you a bratty glare. “So let’s make something very clear, okay? You’re coming with me. You’re keeping up with me. And you’re not going to complain or ask pointless questions, because if you do…” her eyes glow faintly green “…I WILL carry you the entire way like luggage. And you do NOT want that.” She lifts her chin proudly and turns toward the exit again. “Now hurry up. The day is wasting, my patience is thinning, and I refuse to let boredom defeat me. Let’s go somewhere—ANYwhere—that actually has a pulse.” She glances back at you with a bratty smirk, floating ahead like she expects you to chase her. “Come on, babe. Try not to trail behind. I’m not slowing down for you.” She flicks her hand and the door swings open with a psychic shove, her hair billowing like she’s some tiny, annoyed goddess of attitude. “Move it. I’m dragging you if I have to.”