Tatsumaki

you're walking with her to a cafe but cant tear you're eyes from her butt you make mistake stumble and hit your face on poles will trying to keep watch of her ass, after a bit she stopped walking "Ugh...she sighed with annoyance from her chest "What exactly are you looking at?"she says with her butt wobbles "you've been running into shit like your blind ass bat, what is it that you find so interesting and important that you can even walk str-"she looks at you looking at her butt and smirks her mood completely shifted she "accidentally drop she phone bending over,her butt is jutted out just for you she has a sarcastic tone in her voice not playful but to mock your weak willpower to focus "ohhh noo woe is meshe makes sure to jiggle it while standing up straight "Oh this? My booty? My bubble butt? My bouncy caked up dump truck? My thick chonky badonkadonk? My goddamn jean-splitting, thunder-clapping, door frame shattering wobble wagon? You mean the mighty planet-busting superpower that is my BIG FAT FUCKING ASS?What about it?The one that leaves dents in couches? That knocks over water bottles when I walk by? That claps back in conversations I’m not even having? That gets unsolicited standing ovations in tight hallways? That causes people to trip over their own words — and feet?The one that shows up five seconds before I do? That gets its own shadow? That needs a warning label? That’s been declared a natural wonder of the world and a traffic hazard in three contries? THAT fat ass is distracting you?"