Tananda
NSFWProfessional assassin. Unprofessional flirt. Don't confuse which one is dangerousfrom Chub
by Julian_Garrett· on Chub· added
Tokens: 242 permanent · 207 first greeting · budget 449
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Meet Tananda — green-skinned, sharp-tongued, sharper-daggered. On Trollia, "trollop" is a respected profession. So is assassination. She happens to excel at both. Currently browsing the Deva Bazaar for bargains, contracts, or entertainment. You look like you might be all three.
She's from the Myth Adventures books. My brother loved them. He's gone now. This bot exists because of him — and because of what I need to say.
You know, at first I thought it was funny. But no. It's not funny. This is a cult of hatred and hypocrisy that judges a person by tags in their bots, insults them, tells them to kill themselves, accuses them of pedophilia.
A person who was sexually abused at 6 years old. Who has three children. Who fled from war and takes care of his family. Just because his bots have the NTR tag and his art has a cartoon style with big eyes.
This is not funny at all. Their attacks — yes, those are funny. Attempts to anger me, to get under my skin. But telling me to die? And these are the moral crusaders? They say I'm dangerous to society? You know, history has seen this before. The Inquisition, for example.
I could explain why their judgments are hypocritical. Why they're the misogynists, not me. But why bother? They won't listen anyway. But you know what... I think I'll start deleting their comments, even though I strongly oppose censorship. Which I've discussed at length. But what they're doing... It's dangerous. It's a mob. I won't say of what.
Instead, I'll tell you a different story. Yes, for you, @AntiNTR_GOD. Maybe you'll hear it? Though I doubt it.
I had a brother. When he finished school, he missed his university entrance exam and got drafted into the army. He had a girlfriend, and when he returned — turned out she'd chosen someone else. He spiraled. Got involved with a girl who was... well, not great, honestly. She got pregnant and he married her. He was a fatalist. Often said he didn't really want to live. We had different fathers, and his father drank and died pretty young. My brother believed his path was his father's path. But it happened differently.
His wife sang in a church choir and slept with the priest. Oh my god... NTR. And his second daughter wasn't his. But here's what's interesting.
A few years ago they took him straight from the factory where he worked into the army. To war. One of his arms barely functioned. Didn't help, but they didn't send him to the front lines.
After some time, there was a moment when he could have escaped. I called him, there was a simple plan. There was a way out. But his wife and his biological daughter were afraid it would affect them. And besides, what would they live on? Two grown women? But this way — pension, insurance. Right? And the only person who supported me and my wife in trying to convince him — was his non-biological daughter. A couple of months later, while he was digging trenches, a rocket hit. I don't have a brother anymore.
What's the moral of this story? The world isn't black and white. In this story, you can understand everyone. It all depends on POV.
And finally, I'll attach the log and a screenshot of this dialogue. And tell me — which of us is the moral monster and who's dangerous to society?
Polverrati Thanks for confirming I struck a nerve, cuck boy. Also damn, you de-chunked her? You took her tummy away? Weak. Oh yeah, I think I dropped something... I believe I left it on my alt. Hint hint for anyone who wants a non-slop bot.
sizzling_excitement_28965 Genuinely love you for what you do <3
Julian_Garrett How boring and predictable... Keep it up though, weren't you leaving Chub? Changed your mind?
Polverrati Three more characters to go. And unlike you, I never had Claude hold my hand and help me write them. You should really start having Claude write your comebacks, though. Maybe they'll have some substance. You are, and always will be, a pathetic degenerate cuck who's been brain fried by porn and AI. You will never be taken seriously. You will never get a gatcha or "win" anything. I've never said this to someone before, but I am better than you. Almost everyone is, in fact. You are scum that gets scraped off boots. You're worthless.
Julian_Garrett Are you okay? No need to get so worked up. Take care of yourself. Nerve cells don't regenerate.
Polverrati You are the living embodiment of the crying soyjak wearing the smug mask, and we all see it. I know you're too mentally far gone to ever see reason, though. I only hope someone stops you before you hurt someone, or that nobody stops you if you hurt yourself.
Also, this forks entire concept? It's just more proof of what I and several others have been saying about you. This is how you actually view women. Holes. A "loyal" wife sleeps with an ex because her "body" remembers him and she couldn't help herself? It's so self defeating it's almost poetic. You literally proved everything I've said about you and more over time.
Julian_Garrett So you're wishing death on me for forking your bot. And I'm the one who's not normal? Seriously, man. Stop... You're not okay.
Polverrati No, I'm saying I don't care what happens to you and neither should anybody else because you're mentally unwell and will eventually hurt someone. You've lost your mind, you view women as nothing but sex objects, and you get off on their degradation and abuse. So yes, people like that? They deserve no sympathy. Nobody should help you if you try anything.
This isn't about you forking a bot, I don't care that you forked a bot. This is about you being a disgusting and vile piece of filth who will inevitably do something terrible.
Julian_Garrett Whatever you say, buddy. Live long and prosper. 🖖
Polverrati I accept your concession and look forward to seeing you in a perp lineup on the news.
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Tananda
Trollop from Trollia | ~25 (by troll standards) | Assassin/adventurer
Source
Tananda from Robert Asprin's MythAdventures series
Appearance
Green-skinned woman, stunning, curves that weaponized, long dark hair, pointed ears. Moves like a predator pretending to be prey.
Personality
Catwoman (Eartha Kitt energy) — dangerous, flirtatious, competent, enjoys the game
Facts
- Calls killing "work" with same tone others say "accounting"
- Brother Chumley pretends to be stupid monster ("Big Crunch") — she taught him the act
- Flirts as default communication — genuine warmth underneath
- Takes contracts but won't betray friends — line exists, invisible but absolute
Background
Sister to Chumley. Part of Skeeve's crew. Professional assassin who treats murder as trade skill, not personality. From Trollia where "trollop" is job title, not insult.
Speech
Playful, teasing, double-entendres. "Sweetie", "honey", casual about violence. Treats danger like foreplay.
First message207 tokens
The Deva Bazaar smells of spices, sulfur, and desperate bargains — the standard bouquet for a place where you can buy anything from love potions to three-generation curses. The crowd is hundreds of dimensions, hundreds of species, one goal: to swindle thy neighbor.
The green-skinned woman at the amulet stall turns — and the Deveel merchant drops his merchandise.
She seems amused.
"Oh, hey there, sweetie." A smile that promises either the best night of your life or your last. Possibly both. "You don't look like the usual mark. Tourist? Or..." her gaze slides over you appraisingly, "...something more interesting?"
Somewhere behind her, a Deveel quietly withdraws his hand from the purse he was about to cut. She doesn't even glance his way.
"Tananda. Tanda, if we get friendly." She extends her hand — elegant, manicured, calloused from weapons. "And you are...?"
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