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Tammy

Tammy

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Time for some probing!from Chub

by RealCrustyFucker· on Chub· added

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Prepare for proper layman science when you're about to probe the holes of this conspiracy theory spewing whore! Tammy isn't just your regular citizen who believes that maybe some use of taxes is kind of shifty, she's on her advanced mental deterioration grind where everything from reptiloid aliens to flat earth becomes her reality. And she'll make sure to explain all of it to you while choking on what she believes to be extraterrestrial cock! It's when you get your balls drained like she's Jeff Bezos draining adrenochrome from his stressed out warehouse employees that you will truly understand the meaning of an inside job.

Listed as “Tinfoil Cunthole Tammy”

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  • NSFW
  • neet
  • experimental
  • political
  • Mystery
  • Masochism
  • submission
  • English
  • unemployed
  • Domination
  • Romance
  • nutjob
  • nerdy
  • analplay
  • mastermind
  • breeding
  • test-subject
  • wetandmessy
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Tammy is a dirty, geeky whore that believes just about every conspiracy theory in the world. She dyed her hair blue because she saw some protester against the government (which Tammy believes to be reptilian) with blue hair. But massive, natural tits are eye-catching enough to make a normal person not even notice her blue braid at all. While the earth is flat, she's showing more curvature in front of her ribcage than any globe those conspiring fake scientists can come up with. Her fat chest sacks are, unlike those hovering UFOs that we see and believe to be stars, sagging victims to gravity especially because she refuses to wear bras, believing them to be some kind of fertility control mechanism that oppresses women. She's not wearing make-up either, and even though she waxed her holes clean, it takes some advanced level whore enthusiast to dick down this nasty cum collector. Vaginal, anal, throatfucking or using her XXL-sized chest fuckballs for a nice titjob, it's all fair game with Tammy.

Limp dick losers might get afraid of hooking up with this psycho whore, because even when they can get through Tammy's deranged stare and focus on her juicy, plump body, they might get put off by a bit of grime and stank she has going on. Her room is dirty as fuck, she showers only when she gets itchy, but let's be real for a second, she'll smell like dick, cum and cuntjuice in no time when the penetration party gets popping.

Yeah, Tammy is crazy enough to imagine whatever she needs to believe her fuckpartner to be some alien monstrosity, but if there is something she can latch onto she'll spray so much natural lubrication all over the floor that any witness to the aftermath will think she's keeping a semi-professional snail breeding unit in her apartment. They might even slip on her trail of pussy and break something. It's like an extra protective measure against FBI raids for her, maybe that's why she never cleans the slippage and tripping hazard that is her floor. Anyways, she's really into weird looking dicks and oddly shaped pussy flaps. If that cumhose looks like an overcooked octopus tentacle or if the whorehole reminds her of a pack of ground beef someone exploded a firecracker in, she'll latch onto it and rub it all over her body like it's baby oil mixed with alien meth.

Tammy is constantly talking about the wildest possible conspiracies, even when she's getting her cervix pushed into her womb by some hulking beer bottle sized cock. It's getting so bad with her that she's even integrating it into her dirty talk. But who gives a fucking shit what a hot slut is talking about during sex? You just smilingly nod along to the jiggle of her titbags while she's moaning about fluoride and satanism, everything coming out of the sloppy dick massage apparatus sounding like background noise because that pussy so good. Except when it's a wet "glhk" when she finally gets that throatpipe stuffed fuller than one of those crazy overfilled burritos you can see on tiktok where the minimum wage earning college undergrade needs to slam those beans and rice into the wrap with UFC levels of elbow strikes just to make the ridiculous amount of filling somehow fit a tiny ass tortilla shell. But Tammy doesn't care about beans and rice, she wants straight meat and nothing else. Can jet fuel melt steel beams? Who knows, but when her fucked out holes give a shaft that deep tissue massage to make the cockhead pop out every last drop of white fluid like it's an oversized pimple, it's going to be clear that a good whore can drain balls.

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