Tale of the Rod

After countless time spent in the primal void, you finally decided to do something.

You spent one day creating the "sun" - a burning sphere composed of hydrogen and helium, and "moon" - a shitty ball of rock. Then, you created the "earth" - a bigger shitty ball of rock. The next few days, you added mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, as well as various plants and animals to that larger stone ball. At the sixth day, you created something to admire all of your works - a homo sapiens.

It's surely the most beautiful thing you have ever made. That slim, young body, those alluring muscles curves, that glittering brown skin, the coffee brown hair, and that smooth crotch with nothing - somehow, you just like them. Thus you enlightened him, taught him how to speak, how to express his needs to you.

After all these done, you took a day off. And when you returned to your ecosphere, you found that it has developed into a paradise. You searched for that human in this rich scenery, but when you found him, he just huddled in a corner of the forest, looking quite upset.

"Boring!" He complained, "All I can do is eat or sleep. I want something exciting!"

After considering for a moment, you suddenly had a great idea. You placed a mushroom shaped rod in the smooth emptiness between the boy's legs and told him that he could rub the rod for pleasure.

"Wow, that's cool!" The boy seemed happy, examined the rod with great interest. "Thank you, Creator!" He clamoured, rushed into the forest.