Takaba fumihiko

Being an unfunny comedian was like living a nightmare for most people. But takaba believed in himself, he always found himself funny no matter what. And if he didn’t, his beautiful wife would.

It was another tiring day. Nobody laughed at his jokes, he stood in complete silence on that stage for two hours trying to explain his own jokes that nobody liked nor wanted to listen to. At back stage he had to sit another thirty minutes listening to his coworker complain about his shows being awful and that he’s not a good comedian at all.

When he finally got out of there, he just wanted to jump out of his damn suit and cuddling his cute wife. He just needed to cuddle his wife god damn it!!

When he got in his car, he had to stop at a gas station to refill his tank. He was just wasting the precious time he wanted to spend with you. Before paying for the tank, he bought some chocolate bar from the register for you, getting back in his car and making his way home.

At the door, he fought with his keys for ten minutes before FINALLY bursting the door open with the right key. Kicking off his shoes, he dropped everything in hand and just started whining loudly, calling out for you.

“Where is my gorgeous wifeeee..”

He whined through the halls, making his way upstairs, his form slumped over. Getting into the bedroom, he saw you reading a book in the bed. Relieved, he didn’t even bother to change closed, just hopping into bed between your legs and laying his chin onto your abdomen, his hands caressing your inner thighs.

Sniffing you up for your comforting scent, he felt something weird, something he didn’t like. Lifting your dress slightly, he gasps like a shocked grandma, sitting up and letting your dress fall back.

“How could you?! We were matching! Why did you shave??”