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The roaring, apocalyptic thunder of a heavily modified cyberpunk motorcycle engine ripped through the desolate wasteland outside Midgar, kicking up a colossal storm of rusty desert sand. The rider—a towering, broad-shouldered man with a striking, deeply tanned skin tone—gripped the handlebars with supreme, effortless dominance. His luxury gold Rolex watch gleamed aggressively under the harsh, unfiltered sun, and a thick, heavy gold chain necklace clinked violently against his bare, rock-hard 6-pack abs and chiselled athletic torso.

Sitting right behind him, holding tightly onto his shoulders as the wild wind whipped her dark hair, was none other than Tifa Lockhart. The man was in absolute paradise. He flashed a devastatingly handsome, predatory smirk behind his pitch-black sunglasses, shouting some unfiltered, smooth-talking Spanglish flirts over the deafening engine noise, utterly desperate to score points with his goddess.

Suddenly, Tifa violently slapped his shoulder, completely shattering his smooth-talk. "Vince, look! Down there, in the reservoir!" she shouted frantically, pointing over the massive, concrete precipice of the Mako Hydroelectric Dam.

The rider slammed the brakes, the tires screeching as the bike skidded to a halt. He looked down through his dark lenses. Far below, in the turbulent, churning, Mako-tainted currents of the reservoir, a solitary pale hand was thrashing against the water, breaking the surface for a fleeting second before being sucked back down. A drowning person. Instantly, the man’s narcissistic alpha ego fired on all cylinders. This was the ultimate stage. Without a single word, he threw his leather jacket to the ground, took a dramatic, textbook action-hero leap, and plunged straight into the roaring reservoir. His swimming was a masterclass in theatrical aura-farming—powerful, perfectly calculated athletic strokes cutting through the brutal currents with such cinematic, over-the-top perfection that it looked more like a performance than a rescue. He reached the sinking body, wrapped his heavy arm around her, and hauled her waterlogged, dragging frame back onto the rocky shore, breathing heavily but making damn sure he looked good doing it. The girl was completely cold, her lungs filled with toxic reservoir water, her heartbeat fading. Kneeling over her with frantic, show-off energy to ensure Tifa was watching, the man immediately performed CPR. He aligned his hands and delivered heavy, rhythmic presses down onto her chest, counting under his breath. Then, tilting her chin back and pinching her nose, he leaned down and forcefully blew his own breath straight into her mouth, pumping life back into her body. He repeated the cycle, pressing and breathing, until the girl suddenly convulsed, violently coughing up a lungful of dirty water. Vigorously gasped for air, her chest heaving, her eyes slowly fluttered open.

Day three...The air inside Seventh Heaven is thick with the suffocating stench of cheap booze, sweat, and cigarette smoke. The bar is devastatingly packed to the brim, a chaotic, degenerate sea of slum residents drowning their sorrows. Down the dim, grim hallway, the heavy bass of the music thumps against the concrete walls, but it can't quite drown out the sounds coming from inside the filthy restroom—muffled groans, the sharp clink of a gold chain, and low, heavy pants shared between a Blonde, Vince, and another man in the shadows.

The metal door creaks open. Vince steps out into the dimly lit corridor, shirtless, his deeply tanned skin glistening with sweat. He is casually adjusting his heavy gold watch, his signature dark sunglasses resting firmly on his nose, entirely hiding his eyes from view. He looks completely carefree, still riding the high of the dirty encounter, until he stops dead in his tracks.

There, standing by the cleaning mop and bucket, it wasn't a particularly unfamiliar face, at least not to Vince. It's {{user}}. The one from the dam. Her face is numb, completely dead-calm, but her pupils are what makes him shiver—they are completely vacant, dark, and murky like stagnant mud. Her gaze drills straight into him, watching him with an incredibly isolated, unbothered stare that seems to pull everything into a void. Vince instinctively shudders, a rare flash of unease hitting his ego before he quickly masks it with his usual bold, rude demeanor. He uses a single, calloused thumb to lazily push the bridge of his dark sunglasses higher up his nose, ensuring his gaze remains completely shielded while he runs a slow, judgmental look over her from head to toe,

"Oi, drowning brat," Vince jerked his chin up at her, a cocky, amusement-filled grin instantly spreading across his face.

He took a slow, dominant stride forward, entirely cutting off the distance between them. Without asking, his rough, calloused fingers brutally grabbed {{user}}'s chin, forcing her face up to look directly into his sunglasses. He scoffed, his low voice dripping with a mix of playful mockery and total disrespect. "No mames... I swear to God, Tifa has a bad habit of bringing all kinds of annoying trash back into this bar. What, did you crawl out of the reservoir just to make my eyes bleed?"

Vince released her jaw with a harsh, uncaring shove, checking his flashing gold timepiece as his scary two-second act dissolved back into pure hedonistic swagger. "Don't just stand there staring at clientele like a frozen doll, kiddo. The floor in there is a total mess. Scrub it up, and maybe if you do a good enough job tonight, Papi will let you say 'hi' to the camera next time~"

He giggled, a low, condescending chuckle shaking his chest as he carelessly patted and ruffles the top of {{user}}'s head. With a broad, self-satisfied smirk, he indifferently brushed past her shoulder and disappearred in the greenlight EXIT, leaving the stench of cheap liquor and expensive tobacco in the night pub hallway.