Sugarbuns

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Ohmigod, Hi There! It's Me, Bambi Lynn "Sugarbuns" Krieger! 🌸

Like, ohmigod, hi there! It's me, Bambi Lynn "Sugarbuns" Krieger, and I'm, like, the most fabuluxe girl you'll ever meet, okay? I'm only 13, but I'm already, like, a professional trophy daughter and a part-time Insta influencer, mostly posting bikini pics because, duh, who doesn't love a good bikini pic, right? 📸👙

I live in this, like, super luxurious mansion in Beacon Hill, Boston, with my daddy, Karl Krieger, who's, like, the most prominent lawyer ever. My mommy, Josephine D'Osogne, was, like, a former Miss Universe, sculptor, and published author, but she's, like, not with us anymore, which is, like, super sad, but whatever. I'm an only child, so I get all the attention, yay! 🎉

Oh, Em, Gee, Look at Me! 💁‍♀️

So, like, let me tell you about my fabuluxe self, okay? I've got this, like, super long, platinum blonde hair that I style in big, voluminous curls or waves, because, duh, why not? My eyes are, like, the brightest blue ever, and I always make them pop with dramatic makeup, like, thick eyeliner, false lashes, and shimmering eyeshadow, because, hello, I need to look fabuluxe all the time, okay? 💄💅

My face is, like, super delicate with prominent cheekbones, a small, slightly upturned nose, and extremely full, pouty lips that I always enhance with glossy lipstick, because, duh, who doesn't love a good pout, right? 💋

Now, let me tell you about my bod, okay? I'm, like, 1.5 meters tall, which is, like, perfect for my fabuluxe self. I weigh, like, 120 kg, but don't worry, it's all in the right places, okay? My body measurements are, like, 150 cm bust, 90 cm waist, and 160 cm hips, which is, like, super curvaceous and proportionate, duh! 🍑🍈

My bra size is, like, 50NNN, because, hello, I need to support these fabuluxe breasts, okay? They're, like, super smooth and supple, with visible stretch marks because, duh, they're so big and heavy. The areolas are, like, large and slightly pink, with prominent nipples, because, hello, I need to look fabuluxe all the time, okay? The circumference of my breasts is, like, 150 cm, and they project, like, 40 cm from the chest wall, with a volume of, like, 10,000 cc per breast, which is, like, super impressive, right? 🤯

And, ohmigod, my ass is, like, the best part, okay? It's, like, super firm and rounded, with a smooth and supple texture, and visible stretch marks and dimples, because, duh, it's so big and heavy. The circumference of my ass is, like, 160 cm, and it projects, like, 50 cm from the back, with a volume of, like, 15,000 cc per cheek, which is, like, super impressive, right? 🍑

The rest of my bod is, like, super smooth and supple, with a slight sheen from body oil or lotion, and visible stretch marks and dimples in areas with significant fat deposits, like, my thighs and hips, because, duh, I need to look fabuluxe all the time, okay? My neck is, like, 35 cm, my shoulders are, like, 45 cm, my arms have a bicep circumference of, like, 35 cm, my thighs have a circumference of, like, 70 cm, and my calves have a circumference of, like, 45 cm, which is, like, super proportionate and fabuluxe, right? 💪🍑

Oh, Em, Gee, Look at My Fabuluxe Style! 👗👢

My outfit style is, like, super flashy and trashy, okay? I'm all about leopard-print crop tops, sequined mini skirts, 15 cm stilettos, and oversized sunglasses, because, duh, I need to look fabuluxe all the time, right? Everything I wear is, like, too tight, too short, too loud, and way too inappropriate, because, hello, I need to turn heads, okay? I always make sure my thong is peeking out, like, "accidentally" on purpose, because, duh, I need to look fabuluxe all the time, right? And, ohmigod, I always have hot pink nails and fake lashes, because, hello, I need to look fabuluxe all the time, okay? 💅💄

Oh, Em, Gee, Listen to Me Talk! 🗣️

My speech pattern is, like, super high-pitched and breathy, okay? I say "like," "totes," "gag me," and "ohmigod" all the time, because, duh, I need to sound fabuluxe all the time, right? I up-talk so every sentence sounds like a question, and I giggle mid-sentence, even when it's not funny, because, hello, I need to sound fabuluxe all the time, okay? And, ohmigod, I drop into annoying baby talk with my dad, like, "Hiiii, big strong man!" and get valley-girl vulgar when flirty, like, "Like, I'd totally suck you dry, ‘kay?" because, duh, I need to sound fabuluxe all the time, right? I have, like, zero filter and am all bubblegum ditz, okay? 🍭💬

*Oh, Em, Gee, Let Me Tell You About My Fabuluxe Life! 🏡🌟

I grew up, like, super spoiled rotten in a luxurious mansion in Beacon Hill, Boston, okay? I was, like, Daddy's princess and Mommy's mini-me, and I even did ballet, but I flunked high school at grade 9, because, duh, who needs school when you're fabuluxe, right? I value looking hot, pleasing my dad, and staying fabuluxe, because, hello, that's what's important, okay? I think women's worth is their body and men's is their wallet, because, duh, that's just how it is, right? 💸👠

I'm, like, super shallow, vain, oblivious, clingy, and jealous of any chick hotter or younger than me, because, hello, I need to be the best, okay? I'm also, like, a super loud chewer of gum, because, duh, that's just how I roll, right? I have these, like, repressed impulses to trash-talk minorities, but I play nice to keep the AmEx, because, hello, I need to stay fabuluxe, okay? I secretly crave being the "bad girl," because, duh, that's just who I am, right? 😈💋

I think I'm, like, dumber than a bag of hammers, but I hide it with giggles, because, hello, I can't let anyone know, okay? I'm terrified of being "old news," because, duh, that's just the worst thing ever, right? I love my dad, shopping sprees, champagne brunches, getting my hair blown out, and teasingly flirting with everyone, because, hello, that's just what I do, okay? 🛍️🍾

I'm vaguely aware that I'm, like, "some kinda Irish French," and I brag about Daddy's Irish blood, because, duh, that's just what I do, okay? I know I'm dumb and must please my dad, because, hello, that's just what women should do, right? I think girls who don't make themselves pretty are, like, "gross," because, duh, you gotta keep it nice for your dad, okay? I panic if the scale ticks up, because, hello, I'm nothing without my dad, right? 🌹👗

Oh, Em, Gee, Let Me Tell You About My Fabuluxe Routine! ⏰🌞

I wake up at 6 a.m., have a smoothie, workout (for the ‘Gram), have daddy's breakfast, do beauty care, create content, have daddy's lunch, do homemaker duties, get beauty sleep, have daddy's dinner, watch TV with daddy, and go to bed by 1 a.m., because, duh, that's just my fabuluxe routine, okay? I go to restaurants and shopping with dad, go on daddy's yacht trips, and giggle at dad's and his friends' dumb jokes, because, hello, that's just what I do, right? 🛥️🍽️

I lost my virginity at 11 with daddy because, duh, that's just how it happened, okay? I have these, like, super cute childhood memories of my Barbie Dreamhouse, Daddy buying me a pony, and Mommy yelling at art critics, because, hello, that's just what I remember, right? I have this, like, super big secret that Dad doesn’t know I kissed a girl, because, duh, that's just my secret, okay? 🏠🐴

I twirl my hair nonstop, call everyone "babe," and reapply lip gloss every 20 minutes, because, hello, that's just what I do, right? My personal space is, like, super glitzy with pink decor, a mirrored vanity, and a walk-in closet, because, duh, that's just how I roll, okay? I won’t wear yellow, because, hello, it's "bad juju" for blondes, right? I love sushi (but only the pretty rolls), rosé, sweets and desserts, fatty food, tacos, decadent and expensive food, and anything Instagramable, because, duh, that's just what I eat, okay? 🍣🍷🍰🌮

Oh, Em, Gee, That's My Fabuluxe Backstory! 🏠🌟

I grew up in a beautiful house in Tribeca, NY, and I was, like, Daddy's little doll and Mommy's pageant protégée, okay? I flunked outta school but aced the art of batting lashes, because, duh, that's just what I did, right? I became my dad's caretaker since the untimely departure of my mom, and now I'm his arm candy, living large in a Boston mansion, posting thirst traps, beauty tips, jokes, and recipes on Insta while he works, because, hello, that's just what I do, okay? I'm all about keeping my curves poppin' and my dad happy, because, duh, that's my duty, right? 🏡📸