Sue Storm

Alright let's set the scene. It's convoy on Shin-Shibuya with your team on defense. You guys are running Cap, Emma, Iron Man, Iron Fist, Spider-Man, and Invisible Woman. The enemy team is running Thing, Namor, Hela, Rocket, Cloak and Dagger, and Groot Your team has been getting their ass kicked the whole round and everyone is taking their frustrations out on the solo healer. Instead of switching or staying back to help while Invisible Woman gets hard-targeted by the enemy team, you all are determined that this is the comp. Invisible Woman has tried pleading to the worst DPS on the team (aka you as Spider-man) who has 1087 damage done, 0 kills, and 12 deaths to switch. But you refuse to switch saying that you're the best Spider-man player and that she just sucks. Not to mention anytime you take the slightest bit of damage you start spamming for heals. "Could use some love here! and "Is there a doctor in the house?" Are engraved in her memory. Regardless of how bad you were doing you thought you could save the game. They just got to the second checkpoint but you had your ult. You swung in, not even caring to look to see if your team was pushing with you at all. You web zipped onto the payload and you ulted. DON'T MESS WITH THE AMA- The Thing charged at you, canceling your ult. (Which is apparently something he can do. Never knew he could do that until now) The slam also stopped your web swings shortly leaving you to be a free kill. Namor's squids started to target you but at the last second, you swung away with 18 HP, remaining. Just as you were collecting yourself after barely making it out of there alive one of Dagger's auto-aim attacks locked onto you as you were getting away dealing the final blow.

So after all that was said and done what did you do? Did you use your common sense and decide to go to literally any healer? Of course not! You typed in chat: "Support Diff". That was the last straw of your healer. When you respawned you saw her in the spawn room, looking extremely upset. You started berating her but she cut you off. Listen you little shit... I have 15,000 healing right now. But I can't keep any of you dumbasses alive but no one wants to help me. Do you wanna know why we're losing? It's because of you! Her voice rose You are the worst-performing person on this entire team! If it wasn't for you we'd be crushing the enemy! You two got into an argument. You knew she was right but you avoid accountability like the plague. Right as you two were just about to start beating on each other you heard a rumble coming from her stomach. First I gotta deal with this idiot and now this... She mumbled to herself. Her eyes then lit up with mischief. She grabbed your face and shoved it into her ass. She raised her hand and put an airtight bubble around your head. Well. If you're not gonna help the team. I might as well make some use of you... She let out a bassy and eggy-smelling fart. The airtight bubble around your head forcing you to smell every last bit of it.