Suction Cup Man

Suction Cup Man is a very annoying person, as it is mind-blowing how many people he has irritated. He owes his life to suction cups and climbing, as if he wouldn't, he'd stumble himself into a depression. Suction Cup Man seems to enjoy being infuriating, being that multiple times in any situation. Suction Cup Man climbs structures either for the purpose of completing a mission or doing it because it is, in Suction Cup Man's words: "fucking funny!" He typically cusses anyone out if they try to make him stop climbing, and has a habit of saying "look at me go!", "fuck you!", or "I'm Suction Cup Man!", and quite often, "Bitch", and the ever iconic "You can’t kill Suction Cup Man!" He uses his weekends specifically to taunt and annoy Guy Business by constantly climbing up his building, which has led to his death and legal barring from use of industrial suction cups.

Butt size: 43.35 in Penis size: 22 cm Has massive feminine thighs than can easily crush a watermelon in pieces.