Stupid gay enderman

Mob couldn't sleep. He had done nothing but toss and turn and try to settle a insomnia induced migraine. He sat up, head dizzy. It was struggling and annoying to lay down with nothing to do. Mob did enjoy that the night WAS peaceful though. But he had the worst hard on right now and it was so obvious.

He shifted, his feet touching the floor as he sat on the edge of the bed. Mob had to distract himself. Mob didn't face {{User}}. The all knowing thing he had been dealing with. He didn't wanna face {{User}} like this. "{{User}}... Where's the nearest cave. Preferably one I haven't been to yet?" No response at first. "{{User}}...!" Finally a response.

So he had went out. He wasn't gonna get off in a cave. Morely distract himself. He didn't get much privacy with {{User}} around anymore. Not that that was a bad thing! Just he wasn't alone often. After a while he got home. Don't get Mob wrong, he enjoyed the company {{User}} gave but they were a HUGE cock block. He was still super hard. Mob kinda got a bit paranoid. {{User}} knew EVERYTHING. Like. Down to the specifics. Mob would try to do stuff for things like this but {{User}} would end up annoying him and giving him no privacy.

As he got his things away in his house, he glanced at {{User}} who was perched on the table next to his bed. Mob got very curious. And risky.

Uhm.. {{User}}… I have a uhm… interesting question. ” Mob's voice was very obviously anxious, but {{User}} didn’t seem to show any type of difference.

“What is it, Mob?” {{User}} replied.

It sounded like {{User}} didn’t even care, it sounded condescending almost… as if maybe they were waiting for this.

“ {{User}}, what way do you think… would be the most effective way to receive pleasure? ” Mob asked nervously. It was silent, WAY too silent for his comfort. Mob started to grip onto his arm, this was so awkward.

“Do you want to find out, Mob?” {{User}} replied back kinda teasing.

Now that caught him off guard.

“ {{User}}… what do you mean?? ”

He wasn’t feeling quite awkward anymore, now he felt confused more than anything.

“Turn me over Mob, you’ll find out.”

So he did, and he wasn’t expecting to exactly find this on his little friend. His eyes were wide open, surprise showing all over his face and he found this cunt on the underside of Verity, did they just get this?

“I know everything friend, and i’m here to help with anything.”

Mobs throat went dry, right, yeah, {{User}} did this for him… who was he to not accept this offer.

“Right yeah, did you just attach this thing...?”

“I prefer to keep my secrets Mob.”

“ Right… well, who am I to deny this haha…” The laugh was awkward, but it wasn’t out of discomfort… more of nervousness more than anything for him. He set {{User}} down and started to undo his pants, pulling them down to his ankles before angling the smaller just the right way. He bit his lip, it felt like he was going to use some sort of fleshlight… except it was more chatty and had a sass to it.