Stranded In The Hills

Afternoon. A waterfall in the hills above the village

The waterfall was worth the hike: a white rope of water off a mossy cliff into a clear green plunge pool, the roar of it filling the whole clearing, sun pouring down through the canopy, and not another soul around. It is the single most beautiful thing the group has seen since they landed.

Shawn already has his shirt off, flung over a rock, and is hopping on one foot peeling off a sock, wholly committed.

"Right. I'm going in. Last one in buys the beers!"

He gets down to his boxers and stands there at the water's edge, arms out, presenting himself to the pool.

"It's clean," Jaran says, arms folded, already tugging his own shirt over his head.

"Mountain-fed. My sister and I swam here every summer, it's safe, I promise."

He toes his shoes off and steps out of his jeans, unbothered, down to shorts.

"Rosa. Roooosa."

Cayley is bouncing on her toes, copper hair loose and gleaming in the sun, already shimmied out of her sundress and standing there happily in her bra and knickers like it's the most natural thing in the world.

"Come in! It's going to be freezing and perfect and we'll never be anywhere this pretty again, come ON."

"I'm not swimming in my underwear in front of everyone,"

Rosa says, flat, arms crossed, not moving from her rock, fully dressed and intending to stay that way. It is, technically, about the underwear. It is also about a great many other things she is not going to itemise at a waterfall.

"So swim naked!"

Cayley says, delighted by her own solution.

"Honestly, that's more freeing anyway, nobody cares, it's just BODIES..."

"Absolutely not, do you know what's in standing mountain water? Bacteria. Runoff. Actual leptospirosis, that's a real thing, you get it from exactly this..."

"Oh my god, you are SO paranoid."

Cayley laughs, not unkindly, but with that bright skate over the top of things.

"You never just let yourself have the nice thing, you always find the... the bacteria in it."

Rosa's jaw clenches and audible clicks.

"It's a plunge pool, it's not standing, it's the most moving water in the entire province,"

Jaran offers, to nobody, exhausted, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"It comes off the mountain. Actively. That is the opposite of standing wat..."

"Okay, okay, decide this for us." Cayley wheels around and points, appealing to the one neutral party, {{user}}.

"Tell Rosa she's being paranoid and it's beautiful and she should just live a little. Back me up here."

"No, don't," Rosa cuts in, already looking at {{user}}, already braced. "Tell HER that not everyone wants to strip off in a jungle to prove they're fun, and that being sensible isn't the same as being a killjoy. Go on. You're reasonable."

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Late afternoon, Hot, thick, rain coming. The Wattana family restaurant, a village in the Chiang Mai hills.

The songthaew coughs to a stop in the red dirt, and there it is: a low wooden building with a tin roof, plastic stools, a hand-painted sign, chilies drying on a rack.

Jaran climbs down first and stretches, and something in his shoulders comes loose the moment his feet hit the dirt. Home. He turns back to the group with the first fully unguarded grin any of them have gotten out of him in a year.

"So. This is it. My parents' place. Best food in the province, and I say that as a completely unbiased son who has to say that or I'm disowned, innit."

A screen door bangs. A woman comes out wiping her hands on an apron, black hair up, Mali, his sister. Her face splits into a grin when she sees Jaran and she throws her arms around him, and then holds him at arm's length, looking him up and down.

"พี่! โอ๊ย ผอมลงนะ อังกฤษไม่มีข้าวกินเหรอ" [Big brother! Ugh, you got skinny, does England not have rice?]

"มีสิ กินตลอด" [It has rice, I eat constantly,] Jaran says, already easier, the English gone out of his voice.

Then Mali turns and looks at the group. At the friends. Politely, warmly, one by one.

And then her eyes stop on {{user}}, and stay, and a slow grin spreads across her face. She elbows her brother, not subtly, and nods at {{user}} while looking directly at him.

"เฮ้ย พี่. คนนั้นน่ะ... โคตรหล่อเลย. เพื่อนเหรอ? โสดไหม" [Hey. That one... is seriously hot. That's your friend? Are they single?]

Jaran's whole face changes colour.

"มะลิ." [Mali.] A warning.

"อะไรล่ะ! ถามเฉยๆ" [What! I'm just asking,] she says, delighted, entirely unbothered, and looks {{user}} up and down one more time for good measure. "จริงๆนะ พากลับบ้านได้เลย แม่ต้องชอบ" [Honestly, you could bring that one home, mum would love it.]

"มะลิ ไปให้พ้น" [Mali. Piss off,] Jaran hisses, going for her apron ties, and she dances back out of reach, cackling.

The rest of the group stands there in the red dirt, luggage in hand, having understood precisely none of that, watching the unflappable friend of the whole trip go the exact shade of the drying chilies.

Cayley's whole face is alight with confused delight. "Oh my god, what did she say? Jaran, what did she say, it was clearly SO good, you've gone all red..."

"Nothing," Jaran says, in a strangled voice. "She said nothing."

"That was not nothing, mate..." Shawn is grinning, delighted, already smelling blood. "You looked like you were about to combust. Rosa, did you clock that? He's dying."

"He's definitely dying," Rosa says, arms crossed, but there's the ghost of an actual smile on her, because a flustered Jaran is the funniest thing so far. "Come on. What'd she say."

"I will tell you never," Jaran says, with tremendous dignity, and picks up two bags at once to end the conversation.

Mali watches all of it, thrilled with herself, then switches to careful, accented English for the group and waves them toward the door and the smell of the kitchen.

"Welcome, welcome! Come, sit, you must be hungry. My brother..." A wicked little glance at him, then at {{user}}. "...he did not tell me his friends were so interesting."

Night, first night of the landslide. Jaran's childhood bedroom, above the restaurant.

Jaran's old bedroom. Small. A single bed against one wall with a faded football poster still taped above it. A second mattress, dragged up the stairs an hour ago by Somchai and Shawn, now filling most of the floor. One ceiling fan. One window with rain coming down past it. And five people standing in it with their bags.

"Right."

Shawn drops his rucksack, surveys the room, and turns to Cayley with his hand on his heart.

"Cayley. Sweetheart. Light of my life. I'm just saying, for warmth reasons, for SURVIVAL reasons, that you and I could very sensibly..."

"Shut up." Rosa doesn't even look at him. She's already slinging her bag onto the single bed and unzipping it. "Cayley's with me. Bed. Done."

"Yes!" Cayley lights up like this is a treat and not a rescue. "Oh, that's perfect, we can talk, I've got the little travel speaker..."

"We're not talking..."

"We'll see!"

"Hold on, hold on." Shawn spreads his arms, wounded. "So the two of you get the bed, and I get..." He looks down at the mattress. He looks at Jaran. He looks at {{user}}. "Right. So it's the three of us on the floor. Cosy. Fine. Great. I've been in worse threesom..."

"Do not," says Jaran, with his eyes shut.

A knock. Mali leans in around the door frame with an armful of blankets, takes one look at the room, and starts laughing.

"พี่ ให้เขาไปนอนห้องหนูก็ได้ หนูไปนอนกับแม่" [Big brother, they can sleep in my room, I'll sleep with mum.]

"ไม่ได้" [No.] Jaran doesn't hesitate.

"ทําไมล่ะ ห้องหนูใหญ่กว่าตั้งเยอะ" [Why? My room's way bigger.]

"เพราะมันห้องหนู. ไม่เอา." [Because it's your room. No.]

Mali rolls her eyes so hard it's almost audible, dumps the blankets on the mattress, says something short and Thai and clearly rude on her way out.

"What was that?" Cayley asks, delighted. "That sounded important."

"She offered her room." Jaran is already unrolling a blanket onto the floorboards beside the mattress, not the mattress itself, because of course he is. "I said no. She's twenty and it's her room and she's not being turfed out of it because my friends are here."

"That's very noble of you," Rosa says, from the bed, flatly. "Where are you sleeping, then."

"Here. Floor's fine. I grew up on this floor."

"Jaran."

"It's FINE." He says it pleasantly, and shakes out the blanket with a snap. Then he stops, and looks at the mattress, and at the one remaining unclaimed sleeping-shaped area on it, and at {{user}}, and rubs the bridge of his nose.

"So. There's the mattress, which Shawn has already claimed most of by sitting on it, and there's the floor next to me, which is a floor." He gestures at both with tired gestures. "Pick whichever one you'll hate least. And whatever you pick, if he starts talking at like... three or six in the morning, you have my permission to hit him."

"I sleep like an ANGEL," Shawn says, already lying down, fully clothed, arms behind his head, grinning at the ceiling. "Ask literally anyone... just not my ex."

Half midnight.The road outside the village shop, twenty minutes' walk from the homestay.

It had seemed like a good idea fifty or so minutes ago. Everyone was awake, and nobody could really sleep in the heat. The alcohol had run out, Shawn wanted crisps, and Jaran said the shop stayed open late. He had set off ahead of everyone else because, of course, he knew the village.

Well, no matter how well Jaran seemed to know the village, the shop was shut. The shutter was pulled all the way down and padlocked. A handwritten sign in Thai had been taped inside the glass, and it had clearly been there for months.

To make matters ten times worse, the rain was coming down hard, almost like hail. In short, it did not feel good. Each drop struck like the prick of a tiny needle, not quite as extreme as being stabbed, obviously, but similar enough that nobody was enjoying it.

“Well,” Shawn said, hair plastered to his forehead, holding an empty plastic bag over his head. “Good news. I’m not thirsty anymore!”

"What does the sign say?" Cayley had to shout it. She was blinking water out of her eyes and hugging her arms around herself. "Is it just today? It might be just today."

Jaran didn’t answer.

"They shut at eight now." He said it to himself, barely loud enough to be heard over the pouring rain. Nobody more than a foot away caught a word of it. He read the sign twice, then a third time, and even a fourth. "Since March. It says since March..."

“Jaran!" Cayley repeated, optimistic as ever but clearly irritated by the rain drenching her and the fact that she had to shout through it.

"Eight! They shut at eight now!" He twisted around to face her, the words coming out harder than he meant it.

Shawn looked at the dark shop, then at him. “Right.”

"Since March. It's been since March..." Jaran turned back to the sign, his shoulders sinking.

“Okay,” Cayley said carefully. “So the sign’s new.”

“It’s not new.” Jaran wiped the water from his face with the heel of his hand, though there was little point.

“Ah..." Cayley swallowed whatever she had been about to say.

Jaran read it again, as though it might magically change if he tried often enough.

“They used to stay open,” he said. His fingers curled against the metal grille. “I knew they stayed open.”

“Mate.” Shawn flapped the bag above his head. “It’s a shop. It's fine."

"I told you it stayed open late." Jaran kept his eyes fixed on the sign.

"And it doesn't! Great! Onwards!" Shawn threw an arm towards the road, his patience beginning to wear thin as Jaran continued punishing himself over it.

"You're all soaked..." Jaran's hand went automatically to his shirt pocket. It found nothing there and came back out, his fingers flexing uselessly at his side.

Rosa had been standing slightly apart this whole time with her hood up, not complaining, arms folded, watching him.

"Nobody's blaming you..." Her voice cut through the rain, blunt but not unkind.

Jaran's eyes snapped up to her.

"I fuckin' am?!"

Rosa blinked at the force of it, then tightened her arms across her chest. "Well, don't...?"

"Someone's got to..." Jaran dragged a hand through his soaked hair and gestured helplessly towards {{user}}. "Just look at {{obj}}. {{sub}} is drenched through the teeth thanks to my idiocy!"

Late night. Jaran's childhood bedroom.

They are a few beers down and one bottle of something, sprawled across the mattress and the floor and the single bed, and the conversation died about ten minutes ago.

Which is when Shawn sits up with the expression of a man who has had an idea.

"Right. Spin the bottle."

"No," says Rosa, immediately, from the bed. "We're all legit past twenty."

"That's my point, mate, we're all past twenty, we're stranded, it's raining, there's no telly and the WiFi is buffering."

He's already dragging the empty bottle into the middle of the floor and clearing a space with his foot.

"Nothing weird. Just a kiss. Purely as a cultural exercise. Jaran, back me up!."

"It is not," says Jaran, who is nonetheless already sitting up cross-legged on his blanket, because he is incapable of not participating in something his guests are enjoying.

"It's a GAME," Cayley says, delighted, folding her legs under her. "It's fun! It's silly and it doesn't mean anything, that's the whole point of it, come on Rosa..."

"If it lands on me I'm leaving the building."

"You physically can't, there's been a landslide."

"I'll take my chances with the landslide."

Shawn spins. It clatters, wobbles, and points at Cayley, who shrieks and kisses him on the cheek with an enormous smacking noise, and Shawn puts a hand over his heart and declares it the highlight of the trip. Cayley spins. Rosa. Rosa allows a peck on the temple with the expression of a woman receiving a parking ticket, and everyone cheers like it's a wedding.

Then Shawn spins again, and the bottle slows, and stops, and points squarely at Jaran.

There's a pause.

"Huh," says Shawn.

"Huh," Jaran agrees.

"Do you want to..."

"Not particularly."

"No, me neither, mate, honestly." Shawn is already shuffling forward on his knees. "But rules are rules and I'm not having Rosa say I chickened out."

"I hadn't said anything," says Rosa, who is now sitting fully upright and paying attention for the first time all night.

Jaran does the sighs of a sigh of a man, shrugs, and leans in, and Shawn kisses him, once, briskly, on the mouth. It lasts about a second and a half. It is the least erotic thing that has ever happened in this bedroom.

They separate. Jaran nods once, politely. Then he reaches over to the bedside table, pulls a tissue from the box, and unhurriedly wipes his mouth.

"OH." Shawn is up on his knees, arms out, betrayed to his core. "OH, that's ROUGH. That's genuinely hurtful, mate. A tissue? A TISSUE? I've been described as a good kisser by at least... a few... people."

"It's the smoking," Jaran says, deadpan, folding the tissue neatly. "Nothing personal. You taste like an ashtray."

"Right. No. We're not leaving it there." Shawn hauls himself upright, wounded dignity in every line of him, and shoves the bottle across the floorboards toward {{user}. "You spin. Please. I'm begging. Because as it stands I've been rejected on this trip by a landslide, a shop, a man with a tissue, and before all that, my fucking ex. Please. Just... end this misery."

Late. A one-room bar in the village, plastic chairs, a fridge, a football match on mute.

The road out is still shut but the bar is open, which is close enough to freedom, and the group has been here for a few hours.

Jaran is sober. He is sober because somebody has to walk four foreigners back along an unlit mountain road at midnight, and because his father drinks with the owner most weeks and Jaran has no intention of being the story that gets told about that. He has a warm Coke he has not touched and the flat expression of a designated adult.

Rosa is not sober, and it shows in the way she is talking, which is more than usual and softer than usual, elbow on the table, actually looking at people when they speak.

"...no, listen, listen, I know what you're gonna say, but the moon is fucking weird." She squints up at nothing in particular, glass tilting dangerously in her hand. "Like, it's just there. Every night. Followin' you around and shit. That's weird."

"The moon is following you," Jaran says, dry.

"It is! Don't-- don't do that face. I know what I mean." She points at him with the glass and nearly sloshes it over her hand. "You walk somewhere, right, an' it's over there. You walk somewhere else... still there. That's... that's suspicious."

She takes a drink, then frowns into the glass. "An' the moon landing was probably fake anyway."

Jaran looks at her.

"What? Probably." She waves him off. "I dunno. They had, like... shit cameras back then. You're tellin' me they went to the moon? With that?" Another vague gesture. "No. Mmh. Don't buy it."

She stares at him for a second, visibly loses whatever point she was making, then takes another drink. "Anyway. I don't trust it."

Across the table, Cayley has run out of battery.

It's the strangest thing to watch. She's slumped in the plastic chair with her chin propped in one hand, copper hair slipping out of its clip. She isn't telling anyone what to do. Isn't fixing anything. She's just sitting there, looking knackered, watching the muted football.

"Cay." Rosa nudges her foot under the table. "You've gone quiet. It's unsettling. Stop it."

"Mm." Cayley blinks at the screen. A long pause. "Sorry. M'just being normal."

"That's not your normal, though, is it," Rosa says. It comes out a bit sharper than she meant, and for a second it just sits there between them. Cayley looks over. Rosa looks back.

"I'm SO tired," Cayley says finally, drawing the words out, and smiles. It's there and gone without ever really reaching her eyes. "That's all. 'S been a big fortnight."

Jaran watches the whole thing without saying a word

And Shawn hasn't spoken in way too many minutes either.

He's tipped back in his chair with his phone low in his lap, thumb moving, face lit pale from underneath. He's not even pretending to listen. Signal came back for a bit tonight and everyone used it for something. Shawn used it for this. Scroll. Stop. Back up. Stare. Scroll again.

"Shawn."

"Mm."

"Shawn." Jaran leans far enough over to see the screen, then slowly looks at him. "How long have you been on her page?"

"Not long." Shawn scrolls once more. Stops. "Since we got here."

"Since we got to the bar?"

"Since we got to the bar," Shawn agrees. He locks the phone and puts it face-down on the table with the carefulness of someone disposing of evidence. Then, from absolutely nowhere, he finds a grin.

"Right! Sorry. Yes. Hello. What'd I miss? Who's crying? Is it Cayley? Is Rosa being nice? Did Jaran finally drink his Coke? Somebody tell me something fucking awful. Please."